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"Doesn't count"? Why? You think you can decide all by yourself where to put the cut-off point? I don't think so. If you want to go back to the origin, don't stop halfway, lazybones. Off to Africa, now!

NETHERLANDS / SEP 1, 2014 6:24 PM EST

in response to: I was watching King Kong. Then I switched the channel. There was an interview with Shaquille O'neal. I couldn't tell the difference between Shaquille and King Kong. Do you think you could tell them apart?
I'm very good at being lazy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 7:54 PM EST

in response to: Do you think you're the best?
I have a masters, but still talk like sh#t sometimes because I'm lazy or type too fast without thinking. Some people though, you can tell they are generally stupid.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:14 PM EST

in response to: At what point do have you reached?
I actually helped out in my community instead of being an armchair activist, and complain on the internet while being lazy at home.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 12:36 PM EST

in response to: What was the last wonderful thing you have done?
Lazy fućking ćunt. Get back to work

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2014 6:38 PM EST

in response to: Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take
No but I'm a big fat lazy slob.

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2014 3:03 PM EST

in response to: You're a Zionist dirt-bag aren't you?
I'm not a lazy African if that's what "yer" saying. Native. Cherokee, to be exact. I already grilled a Dutchy and a Slimey Limey, so I think I can grill your German ass too.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 8:19 PM EST

in response to: I hope that hurt!
I got lazy and didn't do the dishes.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 2:18 PM EST

in response to: What did you do to be ashamed of?
Can I trade in my husband for a newer, less lazy model?

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 11:31 PM EST

in response to: The trading deadline is less than 24 hours away
Get up off your lazy ass and do something.

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 4:50 PM EST

in response to: Is my mom abusing me? She doesn't hit me but she says I'm lazy and useless and she insults me all the time. When I was little she wanted to hit me as a punishment but Dad said no. Love him by the way he never yells at me. Is my mom abusing me?
yes but in order to be acceptable in public i'd have to shower and get dressed in something other than pjs. i'm too lazy to do all that right now.

/ JUL 26, 2014 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Isn't it time to go do something?
It's her mom's fault; that fat lazy bitch raised her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 4:11 PM EST

in response to: My daughter weighs about 450lbs and is now dating a nigraz. What should I do about this mess.
Obese, entitled, low class, no manners, loud, lazy and obnoxious; need any more reasons?

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 7:31 PM EST

in response to: Why do so many people say never marry an American woman?
Never marry an American woman. Most of them are all lazy slobs and the WILL let themselves get fat.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 7:27 PM EST

in response to: Why do so many American wives get so enormously fat? Do you have an enormo for a wife?
With the Magic Jack app on my ipad, hell I don't even a need a phone, let alone a tv. I can watch almost any show on Hulu Plus or log in to the cable's website and watch whatever on the go. Who needs a set for real? TV makes you lazy anyway.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 12:57 PM EST

in response to: With all the new tech gadgets available now, is regular TV on it's way out?
Because they are lazy greedy pigs who eat gobs of fast food every day.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 4:27 PM EST

in response to: Why are Americans so damn fat?
I'm not even white, lazybones.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 17, 2014 3:09 PM EST

in response to: Why do libtards always "help" people that don't want or need their so called help?
We aren't lazy, you racist White Trash.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 3:08 PM EST

in response to: Why do libtards always "help" people that don't want or need their so called help?
3:07, just work for your own money, lazybones.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 17, 2014 3:07 PM EST

in response to: Why do libtards always "help" people that don't want or need their so called help?
You still live in Europe you Eurotrash. All the Fat, Lazy, Smelly "Americans" are of Eurotrash descent, and the Natives had their livelihood destroyed by you monsters.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 3:05 PM EST

in response to: Tomorrow July 18th is protest day against illegal immigration all across the nation. Every state will have multiple places you can go to make your voice heard. What do you intend to do to stop the flow of disease carrying, dangerous, filthy wetbacks from coming in to the USA?
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