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UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 5:07 PM EST

in response to: Best excuse to get out of doing p.e
acc= lazy ass asshole

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 5:01 PM EST

in response to: Can people acc answer the questions and not be a dumbass
lazy ass

UNITED STATES / NOV 5, 2017 10:32 PM EST

in response to: I only had a brief walk about today.. I feel like I have cabin fever. Help!
I change. Most of the time I stand but sometimes when I am feeling lazy, just sit down and push the wiener down into the bowl and pee. Sitting is more relaxing. Standing is more convenient. Sometimes when I'm pooping, I might have to pee eventually during my poop. I push the wiener down and pee while I'm pooping. So convenient 😊

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 10:10 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel standing up to pee? πŸ€”
Laziness pure and simple. They dont read or think for themselves. They need an excuse for their lack of achievement and they need their opinion spoon fed to them by their political masters. They are Government hand out beggars. ...gimme, gimme, gimme.... and the sociopolitical left caters to that kind of lazy morally corrupt mentality.

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2017 9:20 AM EST

in response to: Fake news, fake news, I hope people will start to focus on our Massive Tax Cuts for the rich... πŸ˜…
If you had a brain or even a job, you'd know that the rich are the people who actually gave you that money and job to begin with. Having government take it from the because of your selfish tendencies will cause them to go bankrupt but I forgot, you're too lazy and don't care about the business that took you in.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 11:54 AM EST

in response to: Fake news, fake news, I hope people will start to focus on our Massive Tax Cuts for the rich... πŸ˜…
Nowadays modern liberalism is rampant thus the morons on here who hate Trump, they just want to stay lazy and have government take care of us cause they're too stupid to do a simple task. You could ask a liberal to hand you the salt instead of the pepper and they won't and argue they shouldn't have to. But deep down, it's cause they have this problem deciphering which is the salt and the pepper cause they have no brains to use to figure it out on their own.

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2017 5:40 PM EST

in response to: What does liberals mean?
I can't stress enough how we would all be willing to help if you'd just stop lying about your wife. Between today and yesterday, she is exactly 630? How do you know? Did you weigh her today? Your stories are getting more and more unrealistic every day. Stop lying about her weight. Maybe she lost 1.3 pounds since her sleep last night but we'll never know cause you're too lazy to weigh her and give us more of an accurate number.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: My 630lb pregnant wife wants pizza for dinner tonight but she is not supposed to have it. What kind of lower calorie options are there similar to pizza but better for her?
Because you are lazy.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 5:09 PM EST

in response to: Why is everything so fΓ»ckin wrong??
It's time to get your lazy ass out of bed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 1:22 PM EST

in response to: It is so warm, I hve my window open, but I cant sleep because of all the noise outside, u pick should I close it or leave it open?
(continued) If that's what you call the American Dream, then I'm truly sorry for people like you. Wanting big government to take over and pay the lazy to live in decent homes making the working class work harder to keep the lazy alive by taxing the middle class and the rich more thinking that's even right. Call it Robin Hood really. Robbing the rich to give to the poor was the old way. Now it's robbing the rich to give to the lazy and the murderer. Guess what? Hillary lost. Stop crying already.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump thinks he created the word fake. How stupid can he be?
Infrastructure problems my ass. Where there is a will there is a way. Extraordinary situations require extraordinary actions. The Ricans are too lazy to get it done. The US military will need to be mobilized. Then you will see stuff happen. Once again it will be white man to the rescue.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 5:01 PM EST

in response to: Trump suspended the shipping restrictions to Puerto Rico more than right after the hurtican hit. Thousands of shipping containers full of humanitarian aid supply are piling up and languishing in Puerto Rico's main port of San Juan. Trumps fault?....Reality chaps your ass doesn't it, anti-Trumptards?
Aid is there and has been there. Lazy spics can't or won't hand it out. Something about it being too difficult logistically. I guess they are waiting for white man to the rescue.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 2:56 PM EST

in response to: "Trump praises hurricane relief efforts in Puerto Rico amid criticism of a slow response."
PR is getting plenty of relief. They can't seem to distribute the relief aid properly. They want the US military to do their work for them. Lazy spics.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 9:26 AM EST

in response to: "Trump praises hurricane relief efforts in Puerto Rico amid criticism of a slow response."
The poorly educated are the anti-trumpets and their ANTIFA thugs. You are all a bunch of far left indoctrinated sponge heads who think socialism is paradise. You're an asdload of useless non-producers who are frightened that your government entitlements are going to be stripped away forcing you all to get jobs. Eat sh#t you lazy liberal cocksuckers

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 1:09 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is a racist pig.
Super obese people don't deserve respect. They are big fat lazy slobs who use up way more than there share of resources on this planet. Kill them all with fire.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 10:05 AM EST

in response to: So me and my 600lb plus wife went to a traditional Vietnamese wedding yesterday and despite everyone wanting to rub her belly for luck they were extremely respectful. Everyone was very curious about her size but they weren't judgmental and in fact everyone wanted to feed her. Why can't everyone treat her with the same respect? It would be nice.
Gee if you had a computer and weren't so fukin' lazy you could find out.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2017 8:00 PM EST

in response to: What is the difference between jail and prison?
Don't be lazy go babysit or make and sell things, drugs work too

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 3:12 PM EST

in response to: Is there a way to legally get a decent paying job at 13? Ok maybe not decent but an okay paying one? College tuition won't pay itself
You are a lazy sob

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 11:53 AM EST

in response to: What is causing me to sleep wayyyy too much? I sleep from about 10 or 11 at night to around 6:30 in the morning. Then i come back from school at 1:30 and sleep till 7pm. After that, i again go to sleep at 10 or 11 and the cycle continues. I just can't get enough sleep. Can anyone tell me what might be the problem? My total sleep in a day is around 12 to 13 hours a day.
Mow lawns you lazy pig....Or you could become a Bernie supporter, take out student loans and then upon graduation, default on the loans and appeal to the government for relief.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 1:06 PM EST

in response to: Is there a way to legally get a decent paying job at 13? Ok maybe not decent but an okay paying one? College tuition won't pay itself
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