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UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 2:59 AM EST

in response to: What color hair do you prefer in a girl/guy? What eye color? Do you want them to be energetic or lazy/laid back Sweet or sour? Hot or cute? Answer these for my friend (not telling gender) below 
Get them out your own self, you lazy crazy bitch.

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2015 3:59 PM EST

in response to: Stop stalking me! Get out of my puter!
2:27 is either: 1. Too lazy. Or 2. Doesn't know how to make his own sandwiches.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2015 2:44 PM EST

in response to: Remember when you were sitting down to watch an hour long show, or even a movie on network TV? When commercial popped on, you used to hurry and run to the bathroom to get back in time not to miss any show. Now we push mute, go the the bathroom and make a sandwich.
be lazy

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 5:32 PM EST

in response to: if you knew you would never be caught, what would you do?
About time too. You fat lazy cunt

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2015 5:44 AM EST

in response to: Tomorrow I will be starting an exercise program for the morbidly obese.
He's saying that even though your lazy fat assed cunt, he'd fućk you anyway. Dopey fućking lard ass cunt

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 3:34 PM EST

in response to: My gay neighbor told me he wants to have sex with me. He said that he is really into bears. What the hell does that mean? I told him to go to the zoo.
Get a job yourself, you lazy cunt

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 1:54 PM EST

in response to: 200 Today is great. Child pňrn parade day right past my home and about 40 child pňrn stars just went by and the oldest one was probably 12 years old. Every one in pórnographic condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was the special guest appearance of the King of child pórn himself Steve Beerćock AKA Italy. That pedophilic bаstard stole the fuсking show.
Fat people are lazy. That's why they are fat.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2015 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Why do big fat people clog up all the handicapped parking spaces, do they actually think having the diabetes qualifies as a handicap?
I know my stupid lazy fat-ass sisters weight. 350lbs is way too much for 15 year old.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 3:12 PM EST

in response to: Do you know things you're not supposed to know?
Because you're fat. you lazy piece of s***.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2015 8:39 AM EST

in response to: Omg, why do I have to go to work. Why can't I just stay home and be a lazy slob?
I'm fine with working. It's the lazy Eurotrash that brag about being on "benefits", while complaining about how lazy and stupid Americans are. Fuсking hypocrites.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2015 5:52 PM EST

in response to: Omg, why do I have to go to work. Why can't I just stay home and be a lazy slob?
Because you're American. If you want to be a lazy sack of Eurotrash, then move to Europe.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2015 5:46 PM EST

in response to: Omg, why do I have to go to work. Why can't I just stay home and be a lazy slob?
They're both pretensions fuctards. The Subaru owner is a little smarter cos they don't over pay for their car. Also Subarus are still made by their original manufacturer and they do strive to make them safe. If you did your research instead of being lazy you'd know that!

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 10:26 AM EST

in response to: Volvo owners v Subaru owners. Discuss
Busting my balls for your lazy ass.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2015 10:50 PM EST

in response to: Hey, what you bitches doing?
too lazy

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2014 2:34 PM EST

in response to: What will never ever happen?
Trust is an issue due to lies that were told in the past. Little personal habits that used to not bother me annoy me now. He is lazy and rarely helps do any chores. He has no ambition to do better - has dropped out of college a few times. It's hard to leave because we've been together 13 years.

/ DEC 24, 2014 9:55 AM EST

in response to: I'm not happy in my relationship
In a discussion, you'll have to provide the sources that corroborate your facts yourself. I know you're a lazy guy, but don't expect others to do the work you are supposed to do.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2014 3:40 PM EST

in response to: Example: "Statistics show that blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery." Response: "RACIST" *statistics get swept under the rug*
look out your damn window you lazy cuss

/ DEC 18, 2014 3:28 PM EST

in response to: What time does the sunset?
I mean, honestly, if you're going to be a troll, at least get new material. Be interesting. Be clever. Put thought into new troll ideas. But you're just lazy and boring. You do the same boring trolls day after day, week after week, month after month. How is this productive for you? You could have instead gotten better at writing by coming up with interesting troll stories, but instead, due to your extremely limited brain, you only stick to the same few ideas.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 10:11 PM EST

in response to: l like panties so much, I got my balls cut off to they would fit better. And my mommy's are the best for my gloriously large lardass.
no. he's sleeping and a lazy ass

/ DEC 10, 2014 8:14 PM EST

in response to: Does your SO know what you're doing right now?
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