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If you leave your fly unzipped you could go as Bill Clinton

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2016 2:59 PM EST

in response to: I just found a nice suit and tie getup I hadn't used in years. Should I use it as a Donald Trump costume and use that as an excuse to say "Grab her in the pussy!"?
Nevermind I got this whole thing straightened out. He was feeling bad and said he was gonna leave. He thought he was in our way. So I freaked out and told him this and that he wasn't and stuff. Oh and I'm female and bisexual to the person who wanted to know I guess :/

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 1:14 AM EST

in response to: So, I have a girlfriend.One of my friends also likes her a lot. that never was a problem to me, but I've started developing feelings for him. I've gotten to know him so well and I like him more than my girlfriend. He probably doesn't share my feelings. And I would break up with her and ask him, but we're all huge friends with eachother, I wouldn't want to date him and make it feel weird for her. I'm stuck.
Take your leave.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 12:13 PM EST

in response to: Boink! Boinkzzz! Boinkers and moos ... I do believe in spooks I do I do I do! I do believe in spooks, i do I do I do.
In that case, I shall take my leave!

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 12:12 PM EST

in response to: Anywhooo, just dropping by to make certain this place is a crap nest and yup, it still sure is!! 😝
Leave it alone. This is fairly common. Give your husband all kinds of hell, to be sure. There are things you can do, such as if a friend of yours suggests donating to the woman, just refuse. If really pressed for an explanation, then you can decide whether you want to go into it or not. But you're flirting (yeah, I know. Poor choice of words) with libel if you post anything.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 5:42 PM EST

in response to: My husband had a drunken one night stand with a woman who knew he was married with babies. She is all over the Christian community in our town. For years she has bounced from church to church telling her story of hardship seeking pity ($$) from the congregation. I found a video of her on her most recent church's FB page telling everyone how close to Jesus she is. Should I anonymously post below that video that she is a fraud who seeks "support" from other women's husbands?
If you leave a garden hose up there it will do that.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2016 9:43 PM EST

in response to: My vag has been wet all day and it's making me irritable
I am pondering the meaning of "leave this place forever" because someone certainly attaches a different meaning to it than I do.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2016 2:46 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, how are u doing? How is your day going so far? What are you doing?? 😚
Did he leave us any money?

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2016 11:07 PM EST

in response to: I am about to kill myself
Should of kept it in your pants buddy you have a responsibility to your kids and their mother now, tell the first person they need to leave you alone.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2016 12:01 PM EST

in response to: I met someone a long time ago who I liked more than anyone (to date) but we were young and not allowed to be together. I quickly found a replacement and have been with them since. The first person just told me they love me. However, I'm now engaged and have kids. Logic is telling me to forget and continue with the life I'm living, but it's been a year and I still feel like I'm giving up on the love of my life. What should I do?
At $0.99 a pair I can,,leave that to 'ur imagination! ( )x( )


in response to: Top Tip for JC'ers... handle bar grip as a butt plug yeah!
Life is too short to sit and mope around over one guy. I'd leave and go have fun. It's his loss if he wanted to go play the field.


in response to: A guy says he loves you and takes very good care of you, but you no longer have a sex life. He wants to go off and have random sex with lots of women. You love everything about this man and never saw your life without him. You feel hurt and rejected, but he took care of you while you were ill. You are better now, and maybe he just needs time to heal himself. Do you wait and stay (and have him tested before ever getting near him again), or do you go?
Offer to throw her an "outback prom". Get her all dressed up formally, put a blindfold on her, then take her out to the middle of the desert, have her get out of the car, take off the blindfold, give her an MP3 player that has all her favorite songs, and a bottle of sparkling water. Leave her there. If she makes it back to civilization she will never whine about missing her prom again.


in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
why did you leave

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2016 6:53 PM EST

in response to: If you could ask one person the question ‘why’, what would be the reason for you asking?
Leaves me and hates me

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2016 12:35 PM EST

in response to: ..Who is your daddy and what does he do1!?
Leave him now you still can! He's poison to you!

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 6:58 AM EST

in response to: Relationship situation I need stats on: if my boyfriend and I are about to go to sleep for work tomorrow (11:45pm) then he decides to run out for cigs/will brb. then decides to stop at a bar until 1am without letting me know through a text or anything. Is this inappropriate of him to do? What business does he have in a bar at 1am on a weekday? I'm not freaking out on him, we just want to know who is wrong here.
Because you don't leave your home???

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2016 5:34 PM EST

in response to: Just how many maje vendors in your area? Dozens here.
So I get up from my bed, grab the loli, and grab a portal gun, and start portaling arround the room. Then I upgrade it to be a gravity-portal gun. Then I do a portal out of the place, causing it to blow up. Then as I leave, I'm riding the loli like a tricycle or some shi t, using her hair as a handle, and fly thru space, with the explosion chasing me, and dalek re-skinned borg cubes blowing up behind me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Had any interesting or confusing dreams? I'd love to hear about them. I love dreams.
So here's the ultimate conspiracy theory for you. Heard this one about a month ago. If Hillary assumes room temperature after the election but before the inauguration, there is some ambiguity with the Speaker of the House so the next president would be none other than The Lord High King Chairman Maobama hisself who would not be allowed to leave office. How do you like them apples, eh?

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2016 5:53 PM EST

in response to: So if Hillary dies who jumps in for the democrats? Bernie left the party last month, no one knew who Tim Kaine was a month ago and Martin O'Malley is currently touring Starbucks playing guitar for rent money.
no, minorities would be allowed in but they would have to live in a secure compound. and in exchange for room and board they would be put to work in reforestation chain gangs 8 hours per day. they would be free to leave níggertown if they so chose.


in response to: The year is 2046, the world has become a desolate wasteland, there are few towns left and you are the mayor of one, describe all the features of your town name,currency,etc.
11:57- don't leave a mess for mom to clean up

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 12:05 PM EST

in response to: Do you consider yourself to be a failure?
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