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September was a time remember. When the air was crisp and the leaves were turning bright. All on a cool autumn night.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 2:28 AM EST

in response to: return to me... please...
Good question. I really hate it when his mom leaves him alone at home. She should at least do some sort of password protection on her computer.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 12:36 PM EST

in response to: Who crawled up the spammers ass?
just leave the lights off

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 12:45 PM EST

in response to: If you want to celebrate Halloween, I'm cool with that, but do it on your own time and on your own property. You have absolutely no right to trespass on my property, in effect, demanding that I celebrate with you. Stay the fuсk away from me on that day, I've got far better things to do than scare imaginary ghosts away.
Leave it the way it is! Grey is cool. Grey is new for you. Grey is silver.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2014 5:40 PM EST

in response to: My hair turns gray. Should I dye it black, or leave it the way it is.
I said to my mother "I think one of these days I'm going to walk down to the mall and do a few errands." She said "do it in the evening when your sister is home" (because she doesn't want to sit for my dementia father) I said "dad goes nuts if I leave after dark. I will do it on her day off. I want to go to the fabric store and also get a burrito." (I also want to set up my learners permit but she doesn't need to know)

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 11:58 PM EST

in response to: this site is funny today!
leave

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 7:24 PM EST

in response to: its almost quittin' time!
If I leave an impact on the world, it will be because the plane I was in crashed. And that would be a negative impact. Unless it was over water in which case there would be no lasting impact whatsoever.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 3:17 PM EST

in response to: Will you leave a positive impact on the world?
Leave and don't come back.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2014 8:35 AM EST

in response to: So long farm animals
When you leave.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2014 9:06 PM EST

in response to: What is your fav part of this here place?
I'd lerv you to leave.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2014 11:39 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I love this song... Lerv!!
Aw, leave me alone.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2014 11:24 PM EST

in response to: The road is narrow and long... when eyes meet eyes, and the feeling is strong...
And did he leave a whole big bunch of itty-bitty potential writers inside you?

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 4:02 PM EST

in response to: Is there a writer in you?
Arson and murder would be extremely disproportionate to the situation. Please DO NOT do that. Just wait until the next time they really need your help (car broke down, have no ride home, forgot their lunch, etc...) and leave them high and dry! Remind them of when they made fun of you, and see how they like it! :)

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2014 10:51 AM EST

in response to: I just broke a tooth in half while chewing a pen. Everyone in the office thinks it is dead funny and I am embarrassed. What would be the best way to get my revenge? I thought kill their pets/kids and burn their houses down.
He is what he is and you aren't going to change him. Either wake up to that fact and leave or get yourself some really good medical insurance.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 1:23 PM EST

in response to: I love my boyfriend and don't want to leave, but how can I make him see what a monster he is?
I don't think you'll ever leave your country.

NETHERLANDS / OCT 4, 2014 8:10 PM EST

in response to: how many food stamps can i get in africa ?
fatuglypinkfacedroolingwheniwalkedthewupsthoseyearsbacknowigotallfatcauseitw
ontleavemealonepinkfatuglyfacenohairandblubberylips!!!!!!!!!!


UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 11:30 PM EST

in response to: ihateyouyoubaldfatsmellyalbinoyoumakemesickwithyeradvancesitmakesmewanttovom
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He won't leave... :'( And I eat at night... Even when I'm not hungry. I HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's all related. It all comes back to the fact that he's there.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 10:56 PM EST

in response to: hello... I'm (burp) passing tru. :)
Tell him that and leave this place for good.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 7:16 PM EST

in response to: The obsessor continues to obsess with the continuing obsession ...... (the signs of mental breakdown) ITALY / FEB 20, 2014 4:25 PM EST
Leave your key and card at the door when you leave.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 6:02 PM EST

in response to: Do I put my membership in the Mile High Club at risk by posting that I don't give a flying fuck to a particular issue?
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 5:35 PM EST

in response to: Do you think there is anything morally wrong with public urination?
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