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Let's not save energy because energy saving light bulbs make me look orange. Ha ha ha ha 😀

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2019 2:16 PM EST

in response to: "I am the chosen one." — Satan, Garden of Eden. "I am the chosen one." — Adolf Hitler, 1933. "I am the chosen one." — Donald Trump, 2019.
Way ahead of the times. It's a clean and safe fuel to keep the lights on.

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 11, 2019 10:07 AM EST

in response to: Q.Do you know what they used for light before they had electricity in South Africa? A. Burning nіggers.
You're missing one piece of information in this comment. During the 8 years of Obama as president, the black community's unemployment rate was fluctuating moreso towards being high. Obama during his last year finally did something and it wasn't even significant enough to be called an achievement. He decreased it slightly for 1 year and that was at the end of his second term. Trump came in and it keeps going lower. Thank you Trump. Not Obama.


in response to: Before you boys start sucking Trump’s ass over another phony ‘economic miracle’ you should know: Black unemployment has been dropping for almost ten years (Bureau of Labor Statistics,)
Peace and light to you.


in response to: Peace be with you my people, peace
They have seen the light. Hallelujah!


in response to: A sign on a church in Alabama, "A vote for Trump is mental illness.” The other side of the sign displays another message: “A white vote for Trump is pure racism.” at least someone in the woke up.
Trump is either incompetent, mentally unstable or just plain ignorant. Doesn't really matter, he just needs to go. 25th Amendment, Impeachment, bolt of lightning, heart attack, stroke, whatever.


in response to: Trump tries to rewrite history to credit himself for Obama’s accomplishments. In President Obama’s first term, the economy began booming. The stronger the impeachment talk gets, the more desperate Trump gets.
The atomic bomb part sounds like a joke and is in fact a joke, but the rest of his statement isn't wrong and is in fact how firefighters deal with forest fires. They don't necessarily use explosives, persay, but they do light auxiliary fires or cut down trees. This is where you get the phrase "fight fire with fire".

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2019 11:04 PM EST

in response to: Trump announces solution to Amazon Fires. "Drop atomic bombs on it. A lot of people don't know this. If you drop a bomb on it, the blast will take away the oxygen from the fire and it will go out. We're looking very strongly at this."
I've never penetrated her since she is small for her age and I don't want to ever hurt her. The most I've done is stick my finer slightly into her bum and pussy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 8:52 AM EST

in response to: I read a story in the local newspaper about a man who lived a few blocs away from me being jailed for downloading child p0rn. He has a sexy little blond 8 year old daughter so I wanted to find out if he'd molested her. So while visiting one day I asked her if daddy had ever touched her and she said yes. I asked her where he had touched her and she asked if I wanted her to show me...
And came home to your whore wife with cancer and beat the daylight out of her for having a cunt.


in response to: Hey One-Ball. Tell us again about the time you and your buddy went fishing and had drunken sex with each other.
I deleted it because it was a question that is not an actual question but a method for you to get attention for something that has already been discussed ad nauseam here before, and I'm sure will continue in other threads on questions asked with only slightly more honorable intentions. I'll leave this up for 10 minutes to give you time to read it and then this will self destruct as well. Maude ( ID-363 )


in response to: Just think yourself lucky that Iz is dumb enough to defend you after you spent years saying disgusting perverted stuff about her too. Remember alk the 'Jewbag' stuff? I do and si do plenty of silent ones here, too. ITALY/Jul 08, 2019 02:24 PM
Shovel and flashlight.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 11:19 AM EST

in response to: What are the proper tools for exploring the deep and dark web?
light defraction

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 5:57 PM EST

in response to: A fixed source emits sound of frequency 1000 Hz. What is the frequency as heard by a observer
Have a better suggestion, more fun... more interestinf. A 1960s psychedelic event theme, I mean like the 1965 Ken Keysey Acid Tests, lots of weird lightung, effects 2 or 3 slide shows of scenes from 1960s LA & San feancusco... projected on walls... old... garage 1960s psychedelic music real trippy stoned stuff like Ultimate Spinach & Penaut Butter Conspiracy... guesrs at 8...at 11 like Keysey you serve psychedelic punch... mescaline is grwat... always gentle & goid trip

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 12:07 PM EST

in response to: A neon party theme vs a club party Theme?
Enlighten me with your knowledge.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 3:59 PM EST

in response to: Trump suсks.
Japanese eggplant sliced very thin ...soak for ten min in lemon juice, .. the stir, fry slightly brown one side fry in olive oil with take out speinkle witg parmesan plus trace of finely cracked black pepper & crushed red pepper

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 9:43 PM EST

in response to: Seared salmon in a garlic lemon butter reduction.. over rive and small 🍅 and 🥑 salad.. then I made a mess and 1/3 of my plate spilled on the floor.. 🤷🏻‍♀️
He shouldn't be eavesdropping in the first place. Next time tell that kid he needs to lighten up and stop listening to other people's conversations.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 3:26 AM EST

in response to: So I've been thinking to when I was little, and I remember this one time were me and another kid were telling each other yo mama jokes. So I'm in the middle of telling a yo mama joke, and all of a sudden this older kid from behind us is like "hey can you stop my mom just died" (even though we weren't talking to him). We stopped though. Were we being insensitive?
I've never heard nor thought of electric sheep, but tonight when I'm counting sheep they will bright with bright electic lights... which will make it hard to So. That might suck

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 1:52 AM EST

in response to: do you dream of electric sheep?
Soh... some varieties are... light... but you don't mean mold? Right?

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 9:57 PM EST

in response to: I don’t thibk my pomegranate is ok.. isn’t it supposed to be whitish on the inside?? Like the thin skin between the kernels?? Halp! 😝
I'm no expert but I think we would become lighter as a result of reduced height. Evolution occurs quickest along the routes already available to it. A reduction in height is much easily achieved through natural selection than, say, thicker bones or stronger hearts.


in response to: If gravity were to suddenly increase on Earth, would humans evolve to be heavier or lighter in mass? (assuming you believe in evolution)
Take dad's money, go to canter's deli in hollywood, in 1965 the super pure, super high-energy tabs of Owsley LSD-25 were sold there (quietly, LSD was legal to use back then, but cops still hassled anyone dealing it).. there were Owsley Purple (later renamed Purple Haze by Hendrix), Orange-Barrel, White-Lightning & Midnight Hours.. put 1/4 tab into dads 1st beer of night... no make that 1/2 tab to blow his mind and force him to see alcohol is a path of destruction!


in response to: I was playing around with my dad when suddenly I pulled several hundred dollars out of his wallet, and my mom got upset that he took so much from our account. She says he'll be using it for alcohol. What I do? I feel terrible.
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