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my family disowned me because i married a foreigner

/ FEB 24, 2015 2:27 AM EST

in response to: Today is great. 💩 parade day right past my home, and about 40 💩s just went by and the smelliest one was probably a week old. Everyone in shėtty condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was a nice, clean 🌈. It certainly made the joint smell a lot better.
I can't believe Esther married the same dude that beat the crap out of her. But she did. So sheltered the bitch didn't have a clue in real life.

/ FEB 24, 2015 9:37 PM EST

in response to: Amish Mafia has gotten worse!
Just go about your business like it never even happened. He's married.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 4:45 PM EST

in response to: OK so the other night after a few too many drinks slept with my married boss. I am single and it was not bad at all, it was actually kind of hot. What should I do about awkwardness at the office if it starts to get weird?
Pa Gorg is the patriarch of the Gorg family, and the self-proclaimed King of the Universe, on Fraggle Rock. He is married to Ma Gorg, and they have a son, Junior.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 10:32 PM EST

in response to: What's a gorg?
Marrying? It means to get married you dumb cluck!

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 9:10 AM EST

in response to: What can I say, finished college, got a job at a marketing company, planning on marring my girlfriend although money is thigh so that will take some time, hopefully in the next few years. what about you people? I see regulars like Isreal and CK and Vince, I mean, you really have been in this website all this time? like actively posting? damn that's some extreme dedication lol
Justin is married.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2015 11:53 PM EST

in response to: And it's clear as this promise... two reflections into one...
Yep. Married her. Then all on her own she lost weight. And the sex life went down the crapper.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2015 11:40 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever been in love with a big fat person?
They were married.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2015 4:31 PM EST

in response to: Why do people ask disgusting questions?
Married mother accused of having an affair is ordered to publicly BREASTFEED her 'lover' after she is beaten by villagers and has her hair cut off in India

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2015 12:37 PM EST

in response to: god damn it I did it again
I'm not gay or married. Why?

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2014 2:20 AM EST

in response to: Are there any non gay, or married men who frequent this place?
I don't think it would bother me and I have several married friends where the woman is taller and in once case much taller.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2014 11:49 AM EST

in response to: Women on JC, is a man's height important to you? Why? Why do you want a man to be much taller than you are?
Ask your dad, he married one.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 12:16 PM EST

in response to: What the hell is a Shorgath?
Change your number. He's married.

UNITED STATES / DEC 5, 2014 9:03 PM EST

in response to: Oh my gosh.. he messaged me... what do I do?
Why she married that unemployed niggra loser.

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2014 12:15 PM EST

in response to: What's something you still have to figure out?
I'm white, married to a black that I love very much so I don't hate Obama because he is black, I dislike him because he is a terrible president.

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2014 4:36 PM EST

in response to: Only racists dislike Obama. He is the greatest president America has ever had.
digimarried, yes, and... umm...

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2014 3:28 AM EST

in response to: i want an online boyfriend(or girlfriend... ;D ). we'll just be online. anyone wanna be my king(or queen)?
i hear [ab] & *ptb* got married!

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2014 3:28 AM EST

in response to: i want an online boyfriend(or girlfriend... ;D ). we'll just be online. anyone wanna be my king(or queen)?
nope. just digimarried. :) *ptb*

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2014 3:10 AM EST

in response to: Soul searching?
me and my VERY first boyfriend have 2 little girls & have been happily married for 18 years.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2014 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Tell me a story of how beautiful life can be.
Wish you'd have told me before and not the day after I got married.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2014 10:52 PM EST

in response to: oh my gosh.. I love you.
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