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You should have been married when you were 4, old spinster.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 12:19 PM EST

in response to: I'm 9 and ready to get married. My Mom disagrees. But my boyfriend is 36 and he thinks it's time he got married. What should I do with her, JC? I'm really worried, because when my boyfriend get mad he puts his bed snake up my ass hole inside of into my secret kitten.
This is exactly why you should get married first, and then do shiz like have a kid. it's not a legal arrangement so he can literally walk out on you whenever he wants and have no issues doing so. you should talk to him about it. best of luck to you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2016 6:38 PM EST

in response to: Mine and my boyfriend's 10-year anniversary is coming up in January. We have a 4 year old child and I'm kind of expecting a marriage proposal but it hasn't happened should I take matters into my own hands and propose to him or talk to him about it or just wait and see what happens. I'm getting super anxious like it's been almost 10 years come on now but on the other hand if he hasn't already doesn't mean he's not going to?
Why should he want to get married? He has all the benefits without making it legal.

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2016 5:00 PM EST

in response to: Mine and my boyfriend's 10-year anniversary is coming up in January. We have a 4 year old child and I'm kind of expecting a marriage proposal but it hasn't happened should I take matters into my own hands and propose to him or talk to him about it or just wait and see what happens. I'm getting super anxious like it's been almost 10 years come on now but on the other hand if he hasn't already doesn't mean he's not going to?
Lady you are an idiot. He's fu king those other girls and you don't have a clue. No one goes 4 years without getting married... He is just using you, moron!

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2016 8:20 PM EST

in response to: Do you guys think it's okay for your boyfriend to be Skyping other girls? I asked him not to, but he won't? I don't like it, I understand boys & girls can be friends, but I just find him doing it even tho I don't want him to very disrespectful, I've been with him 4 years, I'm depressed (I've a lot going on for me) & he's not helping me at all, in fact he's making me feel worse, please help
I'm married and I would not like my husband chatting withing another women on Skype. If you explain to him you don't like it I am sure he will understand. Hope it works out for you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2016 7:59 PM EST

in response to: Do you guys think it's okay for your boyfriend to be Skyping other girls? I asked him not to, but he won't? I don't like it, I understand boys & girls can be friends, but I just find him doing it even tho I don't want him to very disrespectful, I've been with him 4 years, I'm depressed (I've a lot going on for me) & he's not helping me at all, in fact he's making me feel worse, please help
Sex isn't a sin moron. Read a bible if you care so much. Two unmarried people having sex is a sin and having sex with birth control is also a sin. God wants humans to produce more of themselves, but he doesn't want us to do it purely for pleasure because he is supposed the only reason for us to live. Maybe he made sex pleasurable to temp us into sin as a test? God isn't real. Live your life how you want.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2016 1:08 PM EST

in response to: If God made us including the part that he made us know we would have desires then I don't think having sex is a sin? What do you think?
It means you are engaged to be married.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2016 4:03 PM EST

in response to: I accidentally slapped my teacher on the butt, What should I do?
Well... If the person you're in a relationship likes you, that's all that matters. Don't let other people interfere with you guys love. - Their friends and family like you unless they've told you otherwise. And, if you guys ever get married their family & friends will learn to like you eventually. Don't sweat it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2016 11:49 PM EST

in response to: I love my relationship but I feel like I'm too worried whether their friends and family like me. Help.
Married and she seems to be a woman. Is that good enough.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2016 1:08 PM EST

in response to: That bag looks like a pair of guys boxer shorts. UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2016 6:20 PM EST That was my first thought too!
She married a jackass and had you.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2016 3:30 PM EST

in response to: if my mother married my father's brother what are they to me
Don't be married? Do not have children? - How do you write an entire paragraph, basically saying "do not be bias". And, yet you're being bias yourself. Hypocrisy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2016 2:56 AM EST

in response to: Do not be afraid of other people’s opinions. Understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright. Don’t resent people with money. don’t be married. Do not have children. Avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying. Understand people have the right to be tasteless. Approach doors with confidence and not fear. Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares. Embrace the meteor. Try new things.
Or she is married.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2016 5:25 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever tried falling in love but then the timing is off? You find out he is married. What do you do when the guy you love is married unfortunately? Nothing.
That person will be grown up and married now. Another JC success..

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 11:51 PM EST

in response to: Why do i have hair in funny places?
I got married.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2016 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Presents: The Monthly Review for June 2016: What were the biggest news events of the last month?
I married a parking meter.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2016 9:20 PM EST

in response to: whats the kinkiest thing you've ever tried?
The majority of married people live a relationship without sex. It's normal.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2016 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Is it strange for me to madly love a girl, and not be sexually drawn to her? We are not in a relationship, and haven't even exchanged numbers, but I swear she is my soulmate, and I can't imagine living without her. I want to spend my life with her, but don't like associating her with sex, or sexual thoughts. Why? Is this okay?
I have been married 14 years and am having my first love affair. My marriage has gone stale - all my husband does is watch TV. Although I'm fond of him, I don't know if I'm in love with him. My lover is gorgeous but also married! When we are together, we have an incredible time and the sex is out of this world. I miss him when he's not there. I am 34 years old and feel like a lovesick teenager again. He just makes me feel so good and wanted. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2016 5:58 PM EST

in response to: We used to be pretty kinky—dirty talk, foursomes, toys, p0rn, etc.—but all those things wear her out now, and her interest has disappeared. Why??
Ah. Let me guess- you married her, right?

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2016 5:19 PM EST

in response to: We used to be pretty kinky—dirty talk, foursomes, toys, p0rn, etc.—but all those things wear her out now, and her interest has disappeared. Why??
I have sex with me all the time. Yep, I'm married.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 10:12 PM EST

in response to: If tomorrow you woke up as the opposite gender, what would you do?
Can you wait, soh? For me to save the airfare, and then we'll get married! I'm sure, considering my current living situation it'll only take maybe 10 years. Would that be alright.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2016 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Am not having a good time... 😩 Where's Fatman? Maybe he can cheer me up. 😒 In any case, its getting late where you are, and you'll be in bed soon, so before we start fighting, just wanna say... Have a gn... ✨
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