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Wish you'd have told me before and not the day after I got married.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2014 10:52 PM EST

in response to: oh my gosh.. I love you.
The one my wife used to tell me all the time while we were dating. It goes something like this- "once we are married, we can do it whenever and however you want, honey" and like all fairy tales it has no basis in reality whatsoever.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 4:56 PM EST

in response to: what is your favourite fairytale?
Destiny is married with children now.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 7:49 AM EST

in response to: my question is that were ever destiny is can she go back out with me
It's rather obvious why she doesn't have a boy friend or is married.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2014 7:00 PM EST

in response to: What do you expect from a stupid сunt and her nancy boy followers?
The problem is that when you pretend you're getting married you will have to explain why your spouse is never around.

NETHERLANDS / SEP 11, 2014 7:33 PM EST

in response to: What could be a polite excuse to give for not going to a party?
Getting married.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2014 6:31 PM EST

in response to: What could be a polite excuse to give for not going to a party?
I married a nice fatty and on our wedding day she was beautiful; or was I drunk....Crap, I don't remember. All I know is now she is skinny, ugly and mean as a snake.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 5:39 PM EST

in response to: Are fat brides considered just a beautiful as thin ones.
I didn't have one either. Been married for years, but know one in the family knows. Racism is a bitch.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 9:10 PM EST

in response to: Where did you go for your Honeymoon?
You really are desperate for a man. Even a married one?

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 4:33 PM EST

in response to: HaPpY BiRtHdAy, ducky!! I hope you have a nice day, and I know youre traveling... Hopefully you see this in a day or two... :) *huGs*
If you stay married then I don't think it would be against the law. It is when you marry and then divorce in a very short time just to get the green card is when it is illegal.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 6:05 PM EST

in response to: Is it against the law to marry for a green card and stay married for over a decade
isn't he married?

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2014 10:15 PM EST

in response to: OK, so if my fat ex boyfriend is not around tonight, I'm leaving.
I didn't know she was married.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2014 2:15 PM EST

in response to: Care to explain what you have been doing?
You really are desperate to get a many aren't you? Is this one married with kids? Nothing matters to you but your own sick ego.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:44 PM EST

in response to: Dear, Fatman... I've sent you a love letter. Check yer PMs. :)
He's a leg man so boobs are a total non-issue with this guy. I'm a B cup btw. Married me cause I "am like his favorite p*** star" when going at it. The bed is only one of my fav places. Pretty much christened all locations at home and out.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:34 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
The JC tough guy married runty at the gay wedding(gaying).

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 15, 2014 12:11 PM EST

in response to: Where is JCs resident tough guy today?
In some cases it does. That is why people who get married have guest at their weddings; to observe and witness the event.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 4:07 PM EST

in response to: Will observation alter the event?
Married to those guys

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 10:24 PM EST

in response to: Why were Beatles fans once screaming girls, while they're now only bald old beer-bellied male fans? Where are those girls?
I married a fat chick.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 12:10 PM EST

in response to: What did you do to be ashamed of?
The really fat ones should be flown frieght. I had on monster next to me last month that took up her seat and more than half of mine. If I wasn't married to her I would have complained.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 11:06 AM EST

in response to: Do you think obese people should be charged for two seats while on an airplane?
Nothing unusal here. I'm married 30 years same, same. Get used to it, life ain't like what you see on TV.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 10:17 AM EST

in response to: Should I leave him? I'm not happy. I love him, we have 2 babies. I love him. I'm so unhappy. All we do is fight, I never see him. I love him so much.
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