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I'm married.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2016 2:12 PM EST

in response to: Age sex and location?
Besides, no one gets married anymore... mooron. 😝 Haha

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 2:24 PM EST

in response to: Soh thinks her professor wants to bone her because he sent her a Thanksgiving ecard hahaha wtf
Why the fücking fûck would I want to get MARRIED, you fücking vomit?

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 2:12 PM EST

in response to: Soh thinks her professor wants to bone her because he sent her a Thanksgiving ecard hahaha wtf
She is 60 years old, married and has 6 kids.

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 2:03 PM EST

in response to: What does Becca look like irl
Thank God. Soh said she was leaving again and she is back. I was afraid some poor sucker had married her.

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Soh thinks her professor wants to bone her because he sent her a Thanksgiving ecard hahaha wtf
Me and my squirrel are still married

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2016 6:15 PM EST

in response to: I fear for my life in Trump's America. All of the progress we made over the past decade we be gone, thrown away. I fear that I may never marry the one that I love because of a guy with a terrible tan. I feel so alone and scared right now.
Never liked him but I can understand his womanizing because of the witch he was/is married to.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2016 11:50 PM EST

in response to: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. My shaft did." -42nd President of the United States
I married an angel. Someone left the door to heaven open and the stupid bitch fell out.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2016 10:03 AM EST

in response to: Are you in a happy marriage?
That she wants to be the man of a girl's dreams. Not literally though. She just wants to be the one a girl wants (instead of the girl wanting a man she will want her insteadj you know? She dosen't want to be a man she just wants to play the role that men play (find a girl and raise kids with her and have sex with her/get married to her etc…

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2016 7:25 PM EST

in response to: If a woman feels attracted to men and women whilst on her period, but only and exclusively attracted to women when she isn't on her period, and has a dream where she is a gay man. What in the Hell does that say about her?
What the hell would I do or want w a married man?

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2016 8:11 PM EST

in response to: Soh is my anaI lover
Quit fooling around with the married guys soh

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2016 8:10 PM EST

in response to: Soh is my anaI lover
Wait 2 years i guess? Also you should probably wait til your married to have kids my cousin had a kid before he was married and now the woman is out of the picture and he is a single father.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2016 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Me and my bf's been together for 2 yrs. Im 26 he's 22. I want children. Now. He does not for another 2 yrs. What do i do?
To answer some questions: the reason my husband told me was bc he needed to be tested and told me to get tested too. Luckily, I was negative. And I already told him that the fact he was a cheater was an unacceptable fact for me, and I can't be married to someone like that.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 8:03 PM EST

in response to: My husband had a drunken one night stand with a woman who knew he was married with babies. She is all over the Christian community in our town. For years she has bounced from church to church telling her story of hardship seeking pity ($$) from the congregation. I found a video of her on her most recent church's FB page telling everyone how close to Jesus she is. Should I anonymously post below that video that she is a fraud who seeks "support" from other women's husbands?
my parents are like that and they've been married for a good twenty years so i say go for it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2016 6:29 PM EST

in response to: Your opinion on a 20 year old dating a 30 year old?
I think that the "he" is the married guy she is lusting after.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2016 4:23 PM EST

in response to: Gracious!! Gracioooooouuuuuuus! Ever shop at QVC?? You guys!! 😍😍🤓 I just snagged a Birkshire oversized king primalush blanket for a dream price.. I went to the Birkshire website, and the same blanket was listed at $70... I snagged mine for less than $40 at QVC. Am going to give it to someone I love... I already have the same blanket in a dark green color. Oh my gracious, it's so soft!! 😫 They're gonna love it, it's so soft.😝
Maybe Izzy and soh can get married, they seem to spend a lot of time patting each other on the back.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2016 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, it's been swell, but you smell. You stink. Yer tinky! 😫
Yes, but it would not be as much fun as doing it married, or going to mars

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2016 1:38 AM EST

in response to: Would you spend six months alone in a cabin in the middle of a huge forest, with your closest neighbor being a 450 lb bear?
I'm married.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2016 1:33 PM EST

in response to: Did you get any last night?
Morgan Freeman married his former stepdaughter.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2016 8:56 AM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
WHY WOULD THEY PLAY A MARRIED COUPLE???!!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2016 8:54 AM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
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