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I own my own business and who said I was married?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2018 3:33 PM EST

in response to: I wsnt to change my diet. I want to eat healthier, but sweets are a big problem. any tips on giving up sweets?
WHat sorta work do u do... annd why aren’t ya married?

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2018 3:31 PM EST

in response to: I wsnt to change my diet. I want to eat healthier, but sweets are a big problem. any tips on giving up sweets?
You're 20 and want to be married already? Gotta stop the rushing of marriage.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2018 1:04 PM EST

in response to: ok lol so like I’m weird and hate my life is there someone out there looking for a single 20 year old woman in Florida for whatever reason just curious lol
I'm married.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2018 8:58 PM EST

in response to: Is it normal for women to be turned on all the time, like every day? Are men?
3:50...I used to have a long distance hog out in Ohio but she isn't retarded. Unfortuately she recently go married so now it's off limits. It was choice pussy while it lasted.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2017 4:47 PM EST

in response to: My buddies and I are going hogging this New Years weekend. There is $300 on the line for this one. Im already setting up a 450 pounder I met last week. That fat pig bitch is going to get lucky and also win me a few bucks. Should I share my winnings with her?
She married a Mexi can

CANADA / DEC 26, 2017 4:24 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... I’ll get ready to start my day after I text Pia.. 😘
You never met my ex. She grew horns soon after we got married.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 11:17 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever met someone who seemed so nice but secretly was a horrible person?
Yes, I married her.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 9:38 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever met someone who seemed so nice but secretly was a horrible person?
You can always drink it or if I were you, make an ecommerce website and sell it for actual money. I'll buy some. God that's so hot. Drinking breast milk from a heavy woman who's married is so hot to me. I'd drink it, bathe in it, damn I'd even warm it up and put it in a cup and shove myself inside that cup.

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2017 3:18 PM EST

in response to: Is there a market for human breast milk? Can you sell that stuff? My big fat wife produces tons of it and the baby is still months away from being born. What the he'll can I do with all this wasted breast milk?
Mine was when I looked up this big fat girls dress only to see that not only did she have no underwear, but there was something dangling that looked like a dick. But it I turned out to be a freakishly enlarged clitoris so I married her.

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2017 12:51 PM EST

in response to: What's the biggest surprise you've had when looking up a woman's skirt or dress? I once looked up a college girl's flowery sundress and saw that she wore no underwear!
Sex with married women is called safe sex.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2017 3:57 PM EST

in response to: i love married women...what do women think of extramarital affairs, guys with foot fetishes and breast milk fetishes
It was literally like a movie. It was snowing real heavy, something really rare in Ireland, and I was rushing down the icy street with a Starbucks in hand and i slipped and he helped me up and bought me a new coffee, we exchanged numbers, and a year later we're happily married

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2017 2:28 PM EST

in response to: Tell me the story of how you and your partner met
He's building a house, he just got married and they're having a baby so I cut him out forty acres so he could get started. We put up the drywall today.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2017 12:08 PM EST

in response to: the earbuds that came w my iPhone never stay away in my ears, so I went to Best Buy and snagged skullcandy JIB wireless w Bluetoothopened them in store because I know I’d need help w them.. When I put them on, I felt like a total mooron. The guy said the wire was supposed to go in the back, and so that’s how the kids wear them these days, so I did the same, and then I looked at him, and asked him how stupid do I look? He said I looked fine, and out the door I skipped..
Married and bored. Because I've been married for 20 years and it's beautiful to have someone who I always love with me.

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2017 11:49 PM EST

in response to: "Single and Lonely" vs "Married and Bored"... Which do you prefer and why?
I'm married so I pay for it even when I don't get any.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 11:56 AM EST

in response to: How many whores have you fuсked?
I've been married for over forty years and have many grandchildren and one of them lives with me.

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2017 10:37 PM EST

in response to: What's it like to have unconditional love? I've never been able to experience that. I'd basically like to live vicariously though you if you don't mind haha Tell me a story of what it's like to have parents who would move heaven and earth for you, friends who care about you because of who you are as a person, etc. What's falling/ being in love like? What about falling in "like"? Anything that involves one human caring for another unconditionally.
As long as he's married then sure I say go for it. Nothing is tastier than a man with a woman eh?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 12:10 PM EST

in response to: Should I meet a stranger and give him a bj tonight?
I found one and she gives me all the sex I want too. I married her before she got away.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2017 10:54 AM EST

in response to: I'm looking for a gf that likes to fish go camping loyal honest great with kids and likes to give head and a best friend
They are all marriage options my mother set up. If you think I want to be talking about kids and sh!t like that when I'm not even old enough to be married then get a brain scan.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: I go on too many dates.
Back when he was married to Ivana.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2017 11:24 AM EST

in response to: Trump is a two timing whore.
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