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Waitress in Harry and Paul's Polish (Polska) cafe skit: "Where have you been lately?" Customer:"I was here 5 minutes ago.."

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 5:10 PM EST

in response to: The Pussy Coward Uniballer has spoken. Amen.
nope...they admitted they couldnt block him, cuz he just returns 5 minutes later.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2019 8:03 AM EST

in response to: Anyone but pussy coward uniballer. Amen.
I deleted it because it was a question that is not an actual question but a method for you to get attention for something that has already been discussed ad nauseam here before, and I'm sure will continue in other threads on questions asked with only slightly more honorable intentions. I'll leave this up for 10 minutes to give you time to read it and then this will self destruct as well. Maude ( ID-363 )

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2019 5:20 PM EST

in response to: Just think yourself lucky that Iz is dumb enough to defend you after you spent years saying disgusting perverted stuff about her too. Remember alk the 'Jewbag' stuff? I do and si do plenty of silent ones here, too. ITALY/Jul 08, 2019 02:24 PM
Ive heard of expensive horse rides but $130,000 for what 2 minutes tops?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Trump says she has a horse-face and yet he still had to pay $130,000 to sleep with her. 😆
2:39 is the same ass-gasket who when he gets really upset (meaning simple truth gets posted and he can't cope) he starts threatening JC posters with... "now I will punch your face with my dick!" He's an unemployed jerkoff who got fired at Walgreens for showing up 90minutes late (how do I know? 2:39 drunk posted his lame career saga).. he thinks a business exists TO PAY EMPLOYEES E MONEY

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 7:30 PM EST

in response to: Mr. President Donald Trump a businessman is what this country needed not just another politician. Go man Go.
In other words ... your family but not a regular in their lives... trust me I'm the black sheep in my family. I'm lucky if they even bother to have a place for me to sit. They how3ber should have been better hosts... theybshould have spent at least 20minutes thanking ypu fpr making the journey... and saying somethinf luke "the other side's family threatened to make a scene if more weren't front row & family table)... that way you nod and say "oh that's no problem"

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2018 2:56 PM EST

in response to: Are we right to feel stung by being excluded from one of the family tables at a niece’s wedding reception? Hubby & I went to some expense to drive in from out of town, and we were seated with nice people, but strangers to us. More distant relatives than us were seated with family. Or, is this just being petty and ungracious?
Note 3:19pm is suds2nly very, VERY quiet about Mueller arresting Trump in FIVE MINUTES VERIFIED BY C.N.N. and trump headed to "FBI TRIAL CENTER" [right next to FBI expressway and FBI shopping mall and widescreen 3D IMAX Cineplex.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2018 3:26 PM EST

in response to: Trump got laughed at by the whole world today! They don’t swallow his BS like his duped followers..l Did he forget and think he was talking to his gullible base instead of an assembly of seasoned political leaders?
Listen guys get horny real fast out of no where one second I'll be watching youtube the next second I'm rubbing one off. Moral is to just deal with it for like 3 minutes then he's asleep and you can do whatever you want.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 1:59 AM EST

in response to: My bf is too horny
Watch CNN for 2.3hours (138 minutes) without look7ng away or screaming from the lies and fake claims.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 5:47 PM EST

in response to: For people were sensitive to pain(and other things), how di you solve it or atleast cope with it?
Or the 1st president arrested by Mueller and told he has 5 minutes to put some stuff in a box

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 5:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you want to be the president that cures cancer or solves world hunger?
Trump has told the American people more than 5000 lies- so far. On a single day- Sept7- he publicly made 125 false or misleading statements — in a period of 120 minutes.

CANADA / SEP 17, 2018 8:45 PM EST

in response to: You never read what im saying. I'm a man. Trump is finally running from Mueller investigators. He's avoiding them. His failure satisfied primal male dominance dna. My erection is same as army soldiers get in combat. Male erection is spear of justice!
2 minutes ago

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2018 10:10 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you took LSD ?
watch gay p*rn with him, if he lasts 5 minutes without a hard-on (you can't help with that btw) then you're al good- assuming you're a girl that is

FRANCE / AUG 31, 2018 11:48 AM EST

in response to: How can I find out if my boyfriend is gay?
You've mistated the problem, AS USUAL... the correct way of describing it 0.000278 Hz is an oscillation where 1 cycle lasts 60 minutes. By the way... you are behaving like an ahole keeping that many decimal places... each requires sampling 10 cycles ... it means it would take years to measure a 0.000278Hz wave to such idiotic accuracy... grow the fućk up!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2018 6:58 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take 1 hour for 0.000277777777777778 hertz
Timeliness: showing up on time. earlier the better. 15 minutes early. aint nobody got time to wait for your ass. especially when we launching a rocket to the moon.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2018 6:52 PM EST

in response to: what is the best habit that everybody must develop?
Locked in a room nude with soh for 15 minutes

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2018 3:36 AM EST

in response to: What should be done to people who kill cats?
He did fifteen minutes let's see Trump beat that.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Someone should tell Donald Trump about the time President Obama jumped in the Potomac River wearing cement shoes and stayed under for fifteen minutes, maybe Trump will try for twenty.
Eh.. my question s here go unanswered as per usual.. ok, my idea, my thoughts on (not ever glancing at a crouton recipe) constricting the perfect crouton would be this... chop bread into even square how ever big or small is desired.. warm butter, a lil evoo and minced garlic, annd Italian seasoning in large skillet till everything is simmering and fragrant. Toss cut bread annnd coat evenly, remove from heat. Bake at 350° for 20 minutes to remove moisture! Yay!!

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2018 8:43 PM EST

in response to: I wanna make me own garlic croutons from the sourdough I get from Essex Market.. what should I do first??
What has happened, the news media with with its sick alliance to the entertainment culture has, informed, instructed & even encouraged marginal stability adults & teens that killing makes the picked-on & bullied respected & famous. There are USA & middle east k7ds who's real worship is 15 minutes of fame

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Guns Haven’t Changed in America. People Have. For me and those other Americans 65 or older, when we were in school, a conversation about hiring armed guards and having police patrol hallways would have been seen as lunacy.
Some years ago, I was having inner with this nice girl. I didn't hear everything it some guy out infront had said something really bad. Anyway, it took a few minutes do r me to recognize what must have happened. I went and condr9nred the guy seriously I thought I wa about to have the first actual fight since like 4th grade. She got mad at me for making a scene. LaterI think she as kind of happy I said sometbing.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2018 11:54 AM EST

in response to: Soh, what happened? Did you have to walk past some street trash ?
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