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Lick em like your momma does

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 10:15 PM EST

in response to: What kind of President needs everyone licking his balls in order to feel good about himself?
Your mom’s name

CANADA / APR 20, 2018 11:25 AM EST

in response to: Why does the predictive text on my iPhone keep suggesting “NlGGER CUNT”?
.apply program to question and, ha ha, it finds writer is most likely white male attracted to his step-dad, not step mom

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2018 6:03 AM EST

in response to: I think my step mum wants to f k me, or atleast catch me in a situation where it seems apparent that i want to aswell. She told me to get a laptop out of her bedside cabinet and what is waiting for me inside a silk sock? Her f kin vibrating di ldo... She always falls asleep downstairs passed out drunk when my dad has already gone to bed. What do u think? Have it got it wrong? Theres not many people i can ask about this irl. Im 20y/o
I want mommy soh to milk me like she milks the doggie.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2018 7:05 PM EST

in response to: Hey 👋🏼 How r ya?? Where are you?
Hah, he's right. Ask him what? You better get something clear... men, this site is 80% men don't answer questions like yours You need to say it in plain english, what is it you want... wash your car? Take you to Reno? Date your divorced mom? Do your math homework for you?? Say what you mean and mean what you say

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 2:08 PM EST

in response to: Is it weird to ask a guy if you want him?
Bulls---- he is 100% likely a little teen white, living with mommy (only sees dad in supervised visits, dad liked touching the lad, a bit too much). Kid thinks by hating he chases away the arousal (that's a boner to this white bitch boy)

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Study a police & f.b.i police psychology textbook, question below about pres Ob, 98.7% likely posted by a white teen boy, with strong, yet still latent & suppressed homosexual urges, and what hes attracted to are not black females but huge hung black men! Do you think he ---- himself thinking of men?
Bulls---- he is 100% likely a little teen white, living with mommy (only sees dad in supervised visits, dad liked touching the lad, a bit too much). Kid thinks by hating he chases away the arousal (that's a boner to this white bitch boy)

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Study a police & f.b.i police psychology textbook, question below about pres Ob, 98.7% likely posted by a white teen boy, with strong, yet still latent & suppressed homosexual urges, and what hes attracted to are not black females but huge hung black men! Do you think he ---- himself thinking of men?
ASK YOUR MOM

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2018 1:36 AM EST

in response to: Why does your сock smell like ass?
No they be like “ Hey you know this kid in my 5th period called(some name) had this weird looking hair style that looked like the barber was sleeping with his mom or some shít like that.”

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2018 1:29 AM EST

in response to: What do HS Substitute teachers do during lunch. Do teachers talk about students by name?
No, as long as you say it in light ways not always serious peculiar ways. Like if its a "Omg, I love you so much! Whats up, bucky doo coo?" and not a "I just wanted to say to you . . ." *stares deeply and intently into their eyes* "I love you each and every day and I want to spend every waking moment filled with laughter by your side, "friend". " - See how it could be misconstrued? Just say it in a light, friendly manner.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2018 10:49 PM EST

in response to: Is it wrong to tell my friends I love them a lot? Because I’m a very emotional person and I’m constantly telling my friends how much I love them but I’m worried they’ll think I’m weird if I say it too much
So who do you look more like, your daddy Trump, or your house cleaner baby momma?

CANADA / APR 13, 2018 11:50 AM EST

in response to: Does your daddy trump give you an allowance, since you’re his love child?
Oh, so you saw what happened to your mom, huh?

CANADA / APR 13, 2018 11:40 AM EST

in response to: Why is Donald “Grabs Her By The Pussy” Trump trying to start Cold War II: Nuclear Boogaloo?
Ask your mom

CANADA / APR 11, 2018 8:58 PM EST

in response to: I’ll sit at the other desk in the bedroom... you can JC and or GP, or both, watch tv annnd vegg out.. I’ll drink my water and Sencha soo’s to get nice and plump. Salad for dinner later w left over roast turkey breast I don’t wanna junk and waste. Then, when I’m finished filling out this FAFSA, opening mail (physical) and paying a bill or two, I’ll...
ur mom gay

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 10:56 AM EST

in response to: i have a bf but i think i might be into girls too. idk anyone at my school who i can talk to about this (like other bi sexual or lesbian girls). any advice on how to figure out if i like girls or not?
I’ve seen your momma’s up close

CANADA / APR 10, 2018 5:26 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is a pathetic little сunt.
You are a little gen "Z" bitch and you have "seen" nothing.....Go find a coloring book and a safe space and let the adults work the situation out......Oops I hear your mommy calling you to dinner....your Tide pods are ready to eat.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 5:16 PM EST

in response to: Nixon cried like Trump during Watergate. His supporters blamed Dems and Liberal media. He denied everything right up to the point it was clear he'd be impeached. I've seen this movie before, and its pretty clear how it ends.
It actually is. For a moment it seemed like a Thursday, but Tuesday is so much prettier. Great weather too, maybe a little bit too warm today in AZ

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 12:13 PM EST

in response to: Today’s Tuesday.. it’s a nice day to be a Tuesday, don’t ya fink? ☺️
Definitely! Even though we get tipsy or drunkish, we definitely ( i do anyways and i know some others) know what were doing. And we know that no matter if we would regret it we can always use the "i was drunk, or drinking" excuse when we get sober. But we can still consent in the moment and do KNOW what we are doing and whats going on.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 12:12 PM EST

in response to: If a woman has had a few beers and a man one, can she still consent to sex if she seems to be talking and thinking normally?
Your momma

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2018 2:05 PM EST

in response to: Bush Did 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢 Why can’t you ignorant сunts understand that?
I smoked your moms ass.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2018 10:17 AM EST

in response to: Your mom smokes heybo
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