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The cheese is most likely scared, call it's name in a soothing voice. Buy the cheese some friends. I'd reccomend swiss, swiss cheese can make friends with almost any cheese instantly. Play classical music to attract your cheese, it may peek out at any moment, so be ready, with a net in hand. When you find your cheese, cover it with metal shavings so your socks won't kidnap it. I hope this helped, if you have any more questions, contact me by my email adress, fireyfireyfires@gmail.com

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2017 12:32 PM EST

in response to: where did the cheese go?
I'll have sex with both , just for the fun of the last moments

/ NOV 15, 2017 6:36 AM EST

in response to: You, an ugly overweight 25 year old woman and an average 11 year old girl are the last people on earth. What do you do? Are you glad you are stuck with these people?
My mom keeps her sex life private.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2017 11:08 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever watched your mother go down on the black men in the hood?
Is the number of ppl born into the world each year at the moment.

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 7:03 PM EST

in response to: How many people use this site a day?
Moms basement.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 10:46 PM EST

in response to: Where u from?
Before Christmas your mom will choke on a big black dick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2017 2:20 PM EST

in response to: Before Christmas, there will be a vote on impeachment. Merry Christmas.
You should really think about the whole ‘losing virginity’ thing, once it’s gone you can't get it back, you should really take the time to think about it and if the person you want to lose it to is worthy. You should also think about if you really want to have to lie to your parents about where you are and possibly lose their trust. There's also the possibility of you getting pregnant, I say you should wait till the right moment in life and don't rush anything this serious.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: I really want to lose my virginity, but I have strict parents that don't allow me out of the house unless I'm going to work or school. How can I make this happen?
Oh! It's amazing! Just ask your mom, because she told me all about it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2017 10:24 PM EST

in response to: What's it like having sex with a big fat, cream fed, dirty, jewess?
She gets it from your mom.

UNITED STATES / NOV 8, 2017 7:14 PM EST

in response to: Why is my sister so fat? she walks like 10,000 steps a day yet shes still fat
Mommy’s money

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2017 7:48 PM EST

in response to: It’s late and I want to go home... My pkg has been delivered.. ☺️ Yay!!
Not nearly as hairy as your mom's.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2017 2:06 PM EST

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I would say to push away your mom but keep just a bit of contact so you can see your sisters.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2017 4:16 PM EST

in response to: Should I cut off my mom am from my life if when I try to talk to her and fix our relationship she always judged my lifestyle and doesnt like my boyfriend. Which my boyfriend is old fashioned he works I stay at home but I still getting my nursing degree. And everytime i visit her and talk to her afterwards her words just makes me cry makes me depressed. Also I'm not allowed to see my sister's
I made this post but my boyfriend is actually a great boyfriend who I'm planning to marry but my mom just doesn't like him. He always stand by my chooses. Ik the answer I should pick which is cut her off but I'll miss my sister's to much there my blood. We're adopted but if I cut off my mom I won't be able to see nor talk to them.theyre not allowed any social like Facebook unless mom can see what is on page and messages.

UNITED STATES / NOV 4, 2017 4:11 PM EST

in response to: Should I cut off my mom am from my life if when I try to talk to her and fix our relationship she always judged my lifestyle and doesnt like my boyfriend. Which my boyfriend is old fashioned he works I stay at home but I still getting my nursing degree. And everytime i visit her and talk to her afterwards her words just makes me cry makes me depressed. Also I'm not allowed to see my sister's
His mommy took his computer away for a while cause he was a bad boy.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 10:02 AM EST

in response to: What the hell? Did the resident idiot finally die? No stupid posting since last night! Who would have thuck it?
2:18 you are right, I wouldn't admit to living with mommy. That is why she has so much money to waste.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 4:58 PM EST

in response to: Soh is FORTY!
Mommy the twat face canuck is here.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 2:22 PM EST

in response to: Whats with all the filth here today, will you lick my testicles?
If you were 40 and lived home with your mommy, would YOU talk about her on social media? Hell no, that would mark you as a real loser. She wants to pretend she's a hip and slick teenager, or millennial... yeah, right.

CANADA / NOV 2, 2017 2:18 PM EST

in response to: Soh is FORTY!
1:38 is lonely and looking for attention. Maybe his mommy should by him one of those CPR dolls that looks like a child?

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 1:53 PM EST

in response to: How long is your schlong
If she lives with mommy who doesn't she ever mention her? Is she ashamed of her mother?

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 1:38 PM EST

in response to: Soh is FORTY!
It is old to still be living at home with your mommy.

CANADA / NOV 2, 2017 12:29 PM EST

in response to: Soh is FORTY!
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