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Hey kid? Despite what the guys at school told you, don't stick your wang in mom's vacuum cleaner. They were just being mean.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Why is masтurbation so fuсking painful? Am I doing something wrong here?
One. Mine. I am old enough not to need mommy or daddy's help

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 1:41 PM EST

in response to: How many resources do you use to come to a conclusion?
How can someone your age still be living with her mom?

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 10:51 PM EST

in response to: I see where this is going... You aren't used to seeing another side of me, and my posting upsets you... So... naturally, you try to upset me. :) Gotcha... ;)
Who, my mom? Sure as hell you didn't

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 10:28 PM EST

in response to: I call on Satan to take authority over Soh's spirit.
I read an article the other night... Ipad sales are down for the moment... It seems one can sign up for phone service and walk out with a free tablet.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 9:55 PM EST

in response to: I'm downloading apps on the ipad mini... :) What are you doing? :) OMG, I LOVE my ipad!! :D
It's her mom's fault; that fat lazy bitch raised her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 4:11 PM EST

in response to: My daughter weighs about 450lbs and is now dating a nigraz. What should I do about this mess.
Never a dull moment.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 2:51 PM EST

in response to: What is it like to live in a war zone?
That show "Teen Mom" drives me crazy. Kids today run wild and splurt out babies all over the place and expect their parents to raise them.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 4:00 PM EST

in response to: I DO NOT OWE ANY PARENT MY LOVE/INTEREST/AFFECTION FOR THEIR KID(S). Want to have them without thinking and for the stupidest reasons? Go right ahead. Just don't drag me into it or try to forcibly convince me to join your "exclusive elite common shiτ club". Want to kill/neglect/abuse them because you realize they're not dolls but actual human beings? I do not have sympathy or mercy for you. Kill yourself and see if I give a fuсk. That is all.
Problem is a lot of young people are out having babies with no clue as how to raise them properly. It is annoying when they say: my baby daddy/momma. (ugh!) it's not the kids fault for being born to ignorant parents.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 3:55 PM EST

in response to: I DO NOT OWE ANY PARENT MY LOVE/INTEREST/AFFECTION FOR THEIR KID(S). Want to have them without thinking and for the stupidest reasons? Go right ahead. Just don't drag me into it or try to forcibly convince me to join your "exclusive elite common shiτ club". Want to kill/neglect/abuse them because you realize they're not dolls but actual human beings? I do not have sympathy or mercy for you. Kill yourself and see if I give a fuсk. That is all.
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:17 PM EST

in response to: Out all the people that you have learned from, who has inspired you the most?
Your moma's a fatty.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 7:45 PM EST

in response to: I'm finally getting low on the hojicha... I'll have to order more... I really wanna try the Orange Dulce... They carry it in the shop, and it's gorg... I'd like to try the loose leaf though... I'll all for loose leaf!
You're pregnant. Congratulations mom!

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 5:08 PM EST

in response to: My vag*nal fluid is not white as it used to... It is more yellow/green What does this mean? I havent had my period yet as i am only thirteen... Please help
Ask your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 4:16 PM EST

in response to: Why are Black women in the US so damn fat?
He has his moments. But not very often.

/ JUL 21, 2014 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Do you think Jimmy Falon is funny?
So I was going to respond with something like "Go to illuminati dot org and sign up. Be sure to get mom's permission before using her credit card." Then on an impulse I tried it. Lo and behold, IlluminatiOfficial dot org pops up. Sign up on the site. Still get mom's permission.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 4:01 PM EST

in response to: How do I join the Illuminati?
Honey, don't you know where your mommy lives?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2014 6:21 PM EST

in response to: where can I get a woman on her hands and knees and squeeze her breasts like I'm milking a big cow?
Reminds me of your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 12:28 PM EST

in response to: SISTERS' CUNTS STUFFED WITH CAT SHlT, IS THIS THE TRUE TASTE OF HOME TO YOU?
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 2:06 PM EST

in response to: What's one thing everyone does, but no one talks about?
My Daddy fuсked my Mommy, That's disgusting.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 12:02 PM EST

in response to: anyone who has a problem with promoting sex needs to realize how they came to exist on this planet in the first place.
I wish my mom didn't neglect me when I was 18 months old so I wouldn't have attachment issues.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: What sandwich have you eaten that was THE BEST sandwich you have ever eaten?
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