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She needs her mommy to pay her way and take care of her.

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2016 11:20 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, soooo hot.. 😫 I've already broken out w a heat rash on my face. I look like a tomato, I get so red when ever I come here. Hate it.
Mommy going with you to the Peens?

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 6:11 PM EST

in response to: Listen up cause I'll only say this once!!! 😝 Am leaving!! Leaving you all forever! Forever and a day!! kabeesh?! Comprende??!!
Mommy taking you bye bye again?

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 5:03 PM EST

in response to: Listen up cause I'll only say this once!!! 😝 Am leaving!! Leaving you all forever! Forever and a day!! kabeesh?! Comprende??!!
Ask your mom to show you how she does it. If that doesn't work, call Uncle Melvin.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 7:55 PM EST

in response to: How do I have orgasm? I cant do it for some reason!!!!!
You won't know for sure until you ask them. Wait for the right moment. If you knew for sure at all times who did or didn't like you it wouldn't be exciting.

FRANCE / APR 28, 2016 4:41 AM EST

in response to: I want this boy to like me how do i know hes intrested HELP!!!!!
Ask your mom.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2016 5:42 PM EST

in response to: How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika!
Use my account: user Uncle Melvin password your mom's nipple diameters in centimeters

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2016 1:50 PM EST

in response to: how can i login to my bebo account?
Never! My mom is 43 and is going to college online. As long as you work on assignments ahead of time and prioritize, it'll be simple. Good Luck!

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2016 9:15 PM EST

in response to: I am 35, with 2 Kids. Is it too late for a Phd?
When you first enter the apartment you already know all of this and that there's no getting out. At that moment you have the option to kill yourself.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2016 6:07 PM EST

in response to: Would life be worth living if you were stuck in a tiny apartment with no windows, a bathroom, enough food to last your whole life and that's it?
She has to live with mom. She couldn't keep a job long enough to take care of herself.

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2016 10:38 PM EST

in response to: Am so bored of you ... Youre sooooooo uninteresting
Like you have anything to crow about. A fat layabout 38 year old spinster who lives with her mom!😂

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2016 10:04 PM EST

in response to: Am so bored of you ... Youre sooooooo uninteresting
What was happening when you left? Pretty much the same stuff. A few new characters such as Uncle Melvin's niece, some mom signing up her daughter for classes, discussions regarding international law violations, not enough panties.

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2016 6:33 PM EST

in response to: What has been going on here lately? Been gone for some time now.
Uncle Melvin showed me a secret thing but he made me promise to not tell Mommy. He kind of rubbed my special place and made it all wet. He called it making honey and he likes to taste it. He said he'll show me how to make more. I love Uncle Melvin!

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2016 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Hey JC! I'm hosting a Uncle Melvin competition! Post your greatest Uncle Melvins story for a chance to get $100! When Uncle Melvin has chosen a winner, I will post my email with the winners time stamp and country! They can email me to claim their prize!
Because he is one of the worlds strongest leaders at this moment in time, which I doubt very much we will have for a few decades after he leaves office.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2016 5:19 PM EST

in response to: Why has Obama become an EU Muppet in the UK?
I thought it was steven segal. I have a signed pair of underwear worn by ss i bought at auction once for a moment like this.

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2016 8:52 PM EST

in response to: I want my ham... Stat!
Ask your mom.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2016 4:57 PM EST

in response to: Can you still get it up?
You talkin about your mom? That's not nice

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2016 9:06 PM EST

in response to: I don't know why I come here as often as I do.... Am not in love w anyone that comes here. Don't know.... 😒
simply say, mom...dad, Im a friggin queer!

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2016 1:56 PM EST

in response to: I'm 21 year old boy and I have a boyfriend for about 1 year.My parents are homophobic.Should I tell them about my boyfriend or not?
He probably was confused whyhis neighbor was in womens clothing. I'm sorry but I find this quite funny. I have a moment to relate to this....I was 7 and put my moms bra on my head...nothing else on...then the office manager came because we had gotten a box...I answered the door and so forth x3 you are not alone.

AUSTRALIA / APR 18, 2016 11:49 AM EST

in response to: Well,I was alone at my home,and I decided to try on girls clothes from my sister.I tried it,and I put some makeup on.I was standing there,full makeup and girls clothes on,when I heard someone rang and cnocked on door.I ran downstairs to check who this could be,and it was my 50yo neighbor.I scared the sh*t out of him...Poor guy ran across the street. Gosh I'll never forget the look on his face. Btw I'm 22 now.I was 21 when that happened. What do you think that he thought then?
There are times when we all say things that we dont mean..or we say things in the moment of being upset.. it would depend on the situation if i would apologize or not.. as far as you being hateful.. maybe your not.. maybe just hurt

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2016 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever apologize for being a hateful person?
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