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Your mom... not that she's cool, just cool to do that...

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2016 3:57 AM EST

in response to: What's the coolest thing you've ever done?
mom?

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2016 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Males can now purchase the Fleshlight Launchpad so they may have sex with their iPads. WTF? Why is there no similar device for women? This reeks of discrimination!
Uncle Melvin is shacked up with Brandon's mom.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2016 7:41 AM EST

in response to: I WANT UNCLE MELVIN BACK.
I met him here in the U.S. because he is here for school. He always says he wants to see me in a Sari. His parents live in India, but are coming to the U.S. for the wedding. I didn't ask for the Sari, but his mom is bringing me one to wear.

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2016 10:47 PM EST

in response to: I am a white female, my fiance is from India. His mother is bringing me a Sari(sp?) When she comes for our wedding. Is it considered cultural appropriation if I wear it? Even if I didn't ask for it and they want me to wear it?
mom?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2016 3:37 PM EST

in response to: February is Black History Month. How many blacks do you know who should be history?
Because its good in the moment and later realise we regret it

IRELAND / FEB 6, 2016 1:33 PM EST

in response to: Why do we do stuff and crap all the time?
Because its good in the moment and later realise we regret it

IRELAND / FEB 6, 2016 1:32 PM EST

in response to: Why do we do stuff and crap all the time?
Did you yell her name at the critical moment?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2016 7:36 AM EST

in response to: i think my mom heard me mastur.bate and now im scared to go downstairs
are you and your mom done yet?

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 1:25 PM EST

in response to: So, people of Iowa, please be smart enough not to vote for trump
mom?

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2016 3:04 PM EST

in response to: A group of migrant men and women were caught on security camera at the Johannisbad baths in Zwickau, Saxony engaging in unacceptable behaviour, including maѕturbating into the jacuzzi. In separate incidents other groups of migrants were caught “contaminating” the children’ѕ training pool by “emptying their bowels in the water”, and sexually assaulting other bathers, reports Bild.
Let me google that, one moment please...

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2016 9:30 AM EST

in response to: Who should I Google?
eat your mom

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 9:19 AM EST

in response to: So im really hungry and i dont know what to eat . tell me wha i can eat cos i need food my stomache is shouting me
Don't worry, everyone has moments where they feel like they're dying. Just this morning, I woke up with a headache, and my first reaction was that ecoli entered my brain and were eating it out from the inside. Surprisingly, that wasn't the case. Just be yourself and calm down - you're not going to die. At some point in our lives, we all think we have have mental illnesses; but the chances are, you don't. Don't worry! :)

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2016 12:40 PM EST

in response to: I have self-diagnosed ADD, OCD, ABC, 123, back pain and sometimes I get a twitch in my left eye! Don't you dare tell me to see a doctor for a proper diagnosis!! YOU ARE OPPRESSING MY RIGHT TO SELF-DIAGNOSE!
mom?

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2016 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Eat me out, fūck me hard, then finger me while we cuddle
Doing your mom again, OP? Is she better or worse than your boyfriend?

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2016 4:47 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever see a 670lb woman get it up the ass? It's amazing, she actually stops eating for a moment.
I have never heard her mention her mom. She talks about her dad and sister but that is all.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 9:52 PM EST

in response to: I'll snuggle in bed reading from the kindle app after the mini is fully charged. It's at 29 right now... Sucks for you, huh?
Soh s a lonely 38-year-old spinster who live with her mom and a mutt... WHOSE life sucks??

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 9:38 PM EST

in response to: I'll snuggle in bed reading from the kindle app after the mini is fully charged. It's at 29 right now... Sucks for you, huh?
mom?

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 9:47 AM EST

in response to: I'm in love with my best friend. I've been friends with him for 3 years now but he's straight af. I know I can never change his sexuality, so what's the best way to get over him.
I squeeze it in. Then hold it for just the right moment when some assholes shows up....then bam! Out loud it goes.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 3:56 PM EST

in response to: Do you fart out loud or just squeeze it in
mom?

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 11:29 AM EST

in response to: The Red Cross, which had unlimited access to ALL German concentration camps throughout WW2, said it was about 275,000 deaths, IN TOTAL (not just Jews.) Several concentration camp commandants and staff were EXECUTED by order of Heinrich Himmler, for cruelty and murder of inmates.
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