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yo momma

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Who did a better job of "Turn the Page" Bob Segar or Metallica?
Chances are, you're not boring. They're just bored and you aren't giving them exactly what they want in that moment. Don't worry, you rock.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 4:53 PM EST

in response to: Someone said I was boring. Are you trying to hurt my feelings? hahahaahhahaahhaha
At first I saw white and gold. But after a moment my eyes were opened and I saw blue and black. Tis' still a hideous thing.

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2015 1:30 PM EST

in response to: White and gold or blue and black?
Please tell our local Fox affiliate dumpy middle-age mini van moms wearing striped mock turtlenecks should not prime time news anchors.

/ FEB 24, 2015 12:34 PM EST

in response to: wow my local weatherman dyed his hair!
My mom is dead.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 12:50 PM EST

in response to: Is your mother ashamed of you?
No, but I'm sure mom is ashamed of you.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Is your mother ashamed of you?
Yes, at the moment, that's *exactly* what i am doing!

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 10:06 PM EST

in response to: In the single digits tonight?
no but i felt ur moms vagna

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 11:29 PM EST

in response to: I feel like a pizza. Have You ever felt a pizza?
urmom.com

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 9:29 PM EST

in response to: is kickass torrents down? whats the new domain
mom?

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I want you to know something...
your mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 12:23 PM EST

in response to: What are you doing for your birthday?
My balls are kept in a jar inside my moms purse.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 8:00 PM EST

in response to: *farts on soh*
I swear when I left your mom she was breathing!

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 3:20 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever woke up next to a dead hooker?
I'm not your mommy.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2015 4:24 AM EST

in response to: mommy look at the taepodong in the sky is it pretty mommy ?
Life's short. Enjoy the precious moments.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 5:21 PM EST

in response to: You're so slow. Keep up!
Killed a "your mom" sayer.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 5:14 PM EST

in response to: What is the most awesome thing you've ever done?
your mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 5:13 PM EST

in response to: What is the most awesome thing you've ever done?
Fuсk you you worthless racist child. Go inhale on your mommies dick.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 11:26 AM EST

in response to: I'm Spamtaro! Tits or 100 spam.
And that's supposed to make you any better than he has been? Just because he mocked Americans, doesn't mean his mom was the same way. For all we know she could have been a sweet little lady. Show some respect.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 3:29 PM EST

in response to: Italy's mother died. Oh, boo-hoo. Did he ever show any compassion when Americans died?
I am going to start exercising in the living room because I know it will annoy my mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 10:11 PM EST

in response to: I feel like most my friends don't care about me. Two of them argued about having to sit next to me and another tried to sit at the table opposite from me. Why do they do this? It hurts my feelings so much…
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