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If your a girl put it in your vajoven if your a guy poke a hole in it and put your pemomentor in it.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2016 11:33 PM EST

in response to: How do I get butter at room temp quicker?
If your a girl put it in your vajoven if your a guy poke a hole in it and put your pemomentor.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2016 11:33 PM EST

in response to: How do I get butter at room temp quicker?
UPDATE: Nope! It's called adding NEW things. How old are you? Honestly? What are you, like 5? What the hell has your mom even TAUGHT you about mannerism? If YOU don't care about what I wrote, don't write anything at all, and F U C K O F F. Stupid old man.

/ DEC 7, 2016 9:18 PM EST

in response to: To all mean, rude, obnoxious people here, what are we doing to make you so angry? To say fu*k off, to call us ugly, or to say mean, unnecessary things to what we are saying? Think about what we feel when we see that on our questions. We ask things for help. How would you feel if you needed help, were scared or etc? When you see a comment saying you are ugly, think about what that does to a person's self esteem. Next time, please consider people's feelings. Thank you.
Update: A double eyelid is an eye that has that fold over it. Most Caucasians have them, and asians usually have no double eyelids, but my mom is asian and she has double eyelids. (Not being racist at all!) I am half asian and have double eyelids. :)

/ DEC 4, 2016 7:21 PM EST

in response to: Blonde or brunettes: Blue eyes or chocolate brown eyes: Pale skin or tan skin: Long legs or long torsos: Big eyes or small eyes: Double eyelids or no double eyelids: Big lips or thin lips: Dark eyebrows or light eyebrows: Button noses or medium noses: Long hair or short hair: Painted nails or plain nails:
My mom is not a dog.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2016 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a son of a bitch?
My mom is not a dog.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2016 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a son of a bitch?
My mom is not a dog.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2016 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a son of a bitch?
My mom is not a dog.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2016 4:28 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a son of a bitch?
Mom don't say those things about yourself.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2016 4:25 PM EST

in response to: Why are you a son of a bitch?
Dad and Mom, I'm gay.

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2016 11:04 PM EST

in response to: How do I tell my parents I'm gay?
If you make it a priority in your mind that you want to strive to be the best Muslim girl possible, you will achieve this goal without even realizing it! Every time you are about to do something, think: "Is this something good or religious?" If it isn't, don't do it! Simply remind yourself and be ready to stop yourself, just in case. Every single moment of every day must be devoted to pleasing Allah.

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2016 12:23 PM EST

in response to: How to pleasure yourself (Girls)
You don't. Just stay in your Mom's basement with your computer for the duration.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2016 8:30 PM EST

in response to: How do you date if you're mentally ill? I have bipolar and can barely talk to a pretty girl much more get her in bed with me.
Mom?

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2016 7:49 PM EST

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I will miss my mom.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2016 11:11 AM EST

in response to: R.I.P. Florence Henderson
all mums are different, so things that they care might be way different. are you willing to exchange you mom with anyone's that will allow you to do that. or think in another way, you will never complain about anything with mum as long as she says yes? ask yourself about that.

TAIWAN / NOV 25, 2016 7:45 AM EST

in response to: 13 y/o girl. my mum won't let me get my eyebrows done because she thinks it will hurt me. she hates waxing so she will only let me get threaded when I'm 18 which is bad and embarrassing. she says its not affecting my learning. i try to let her know that its affecting me not my learning. all my friend's mums let them do it except mine
imaginary girlfriends can do that. I wouldn't worry too much. How's your mom's basement today? A little damp is it?

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2016 3:10 PM EST

in response to: Should I be concerned that my girlfriend keeps making rate date hate posts and obviously trying to gain attention? Or am I just overthinking this?
I'M YOUR MOMMA

CANADA / NOV 23, 2016 1:26 PM EST

in response to: NlGGER CUNT, WHAT'S YOUR JUSTIFICATION FOR STAYING ALIVE, YOU WASTE A OXYGEN?
I'M YOUR MOMMA

CANADA / NOV 23, 2016 1:26 PM EST

in response to: NlGGER CUNT, WHAT'S YOUR JUSTIFICATION FOR STAYING ALIVE, YOU WASTE A OXYGEN?
I'M YOUR MOMMA

CANADA / NOV 23, 2016 1:26 PM EST

in response to: NlGGER CUNT, WHAT'S YOUR JUSTIFICATION FOR STAYING ALIVE, YOU WASTE A OXYGEN?
mom?

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2016 11:37 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: What's the difference between the pussy and the ćunt? The ćunt has the pussy between its legs.
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