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I remember my brother had a knee-deep mess in his entire room for years (you had to walk on top of it to get to the bed or anywhere) and that was fine. When he got mice under his bed it was a great joke. But the moment any of my stuff got a little untidy I was punished because "YOURE MESSING UP THE LIVING ROOM"

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 4:42 PM EST

in response to: my sister tore my homework up but my parents say its ok, but when i tear something accidentally, its not ok
It's OK when my brother and sister found my diary and teased me about its contents I told my mom and she said "that's BAD." And that was the end of it. Then later when I took my sister's diary and hid it in the bathroom, my mom screamed at me and slapped me across the face. She loved screaming at me.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 4:17 PM EST

in response to: my sister tore my homework up but my parents say its ok, but when i tear something accidentally, its not ok
Like your momma.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 11:24 AM EST

in response to: If you're not supporting Donald Trump, you've clearly been spending too much time molesting children to watch the news and realize what a toxic bitch Hillary Clinton is. Freaks on this site. Mr Trump build this wall and keep the dirty Mexican cunts out
Your momma.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 11:24 AM EST

in response to: A series of overdue high magnitude earthquakes is expected to strike at any moment along some of Earth’s major fault lines, an expert says. Dr Behzad Fatahi said “no one in the world is safe” from the looming natural disasters of potentially apocalyptic proportions" Dr Fatahi told news.com.au. Which raises the question: when these start happening, will Hillary blame Trump or George Bush?
Can't help you as mom is 6 feet under and I don't remember what she had on.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2016 9:03 PM EST

in response to: This is a question about your moms undies?
Yo momma

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2016 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Touching.
I haven't seen your mom here tonight, try ringing her phone

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 10:33 PM EST

in response to: Is the retarded whore here tonight?
it was tattooed on op's mom's pussy lips

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 10:29 PM EST

in response to: How did you find this website? Are the people who came from digg still here?
your mom screamed it out while I was pounding her ass

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 10:28 PM EST

in response to: How did you find this website? Are the people who came from digg still here?
Sohs goig to be my mom?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 9:15 PM EST

in response to: if my mother marry my father's brother what is they to me
ur mom

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2016 2:32 AM EST

in response to: what's gayest thing you've seen today?
Haha so not inviting the mom to the wedding. Oh wait we won't because it's over.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2016 7:25 PM EST

in response to: Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML #675536 (114) I agree, your life sucks (61045) - you totally deserved it (2449) On 03/29/2009 at 2:40am - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (Florida)
She will still be you mom and yes, your uncle would be your stepfather.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2016 7:17 PM EST

in response to: if my mother marry my father's brother is she my aunt and is he my stepfather
I'm in a similar position. But unfortunately, sometimes it won't go well, at least at first. My mom thinks it's a hormonal imbalance or a demon.. which is something I have to deal with atm. It's tough not being able to be yourself around the ppl closest to you, but just keep your head up in the hopes they'll eventually change their minds when they see that you are still you, not a demon possessed perv. Also, make an online atheist friend, that's helped me a lot!..

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2016 1:21 PM EST

in response to: As a member of the LGBT community I just want a few tips on coming out? I come from a rather liberal religous family who aren't very educated on the topic?
You're overthinking it. Life no matter what age you are, is going to have its ups & down. Try to make the best of every moment & everday. Even when you feel down on your luck.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2016 11:47 PM EST

in response to: Hello I was wondering if there is anything to look forward to in adult life it seems as if there is only bills,a job with long hours,and never-ending responsibilities to look forward to and it feels like all my best days are far behind me before you say I'm just a kid who doesn't want to accept responsibility for my life or something similar I know every person has to be responsible for themselves eventually I just want to know if there is any upside to the adult world
Silences are fine. My girlfriend and I frequently have long silences when we go out. It doesn't mean anything is wrong, it just means nothing is coming to mind at that moment. The silences are a good opportunity to take in your environment, or think about your partner and what you can do to make them happy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 1:56 AM EST

in response to: is it normal for me and my boyfriend to have long silences?
She'll never stop complaining. The best thing to do, is to save up enough money (to the point where you are stable. Not living paycheck to paycheck, and move). No disrespect to your mom, but it's kind of selfish of him to keep nagging you, especially when you're contributing.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 12:08 PM EST

in response to: What can I do to make my mom stop complaining about money every day? (I already have a job and am contributing to bills)
soh is 38 and lives with her mom

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2016 3:03 PM EST

in response to: can someone be their own stepfather
you are the only person that would marry your mom.

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2016 2:54 PM EST

in response to: can someone be their own stepfather
Yes, I really liked it. Please can you write similar ones about kids rather than moms. I would also appreciate it if you could write about sexually abusing baby sisters before killing them

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2016 11:20 AM EST

in response to: Moms can be a pain, can't they? She lets your dad pork her one time and gets pregnant. And since she can't admit her own mistakes she takes it out on you for the rest of your life. Like, it was your fault she spread her legs, right? So here's an idea for you- it doesn't cost all THAT much to rent a Bobcat or other loader. Dig a deep hole, pitch her in and cover it back up. Don't forget to replace the grass or other foliage.
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