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I'll screw about anything reasonable but someone to take home to mom can't be vulgar nor vain. I like an attractive girl but the personality means a lot more than looks.

SWITZERLAND / JUL 21, 2017 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Guys only: What do guys find attractive about girls personalities?
Since she begged you not to tell I'm sure she doesn't want it being told. But I would say if it's not gonna affect you and has nothing to do with you and you think the best option is to tell your mom go ahead:)

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 6:24 PM EST

in response to: My sister told me a secret recently, and she begged me to not tell my mom. Should I tell her?
Is your mom's name Pura?

CANADA / JUL 20, 2017 7:50 PM EST

in response to: My sister told me a secret recently, and she begged me to not tell my mom. Should I tell her?
I hold my money, until the very last moment, so I don`t spend it on things I should not!

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2017 3:56 PM EST

in response to: Do you pay your bills on time? If so, how?
Going down???? Yeah right, on your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 3:14 PM EST

in response to: Obstruction of justice, perjury, false statements and even, potentially, treason, The orange asshole is going down.
Kiss ass?! Lol, your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 12:51 PM EST

in response to: Hello, bonjourno, guys... Sorry I was so rude last night, but you guys really know how to push my buttons!! 🤷🏻‍♀️
Okay, so your mom will kill herself. Just make sure there'll be a nice and cozy funeral.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 5:10 AM EST

in response to: Okay so i am with my father for the summer and he is planning on trying to get custody of my sister and I. I am honestly terrified of what my mom is going to do when she finds out so can anyone help me in some type of way?
Mom will kill herself, but that's not a huge problem, old man. Just deal with it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 5:09 AM EST

in response to: Okay so i am with my father for the summer and he is planning on trying to get custody of my sister and I. I am honestly terrified of what my mom is going to do when she finds out so can anyone help me in some type of way?
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 10:52 AM EST

in response to: What did you eat at Ali's Snackbar?
Your mom Wants firsties

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 2:30 PM EST

in response to: Hi. Wanna blow me?
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 11:55 PM EST

in response to: where in the world can I get a good succ for just under $1? not africa cuz im not into black chicks
No she doesn't....my mom has the wedding cake allergy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2017 4:05 PM EST

in response to: Your mother fuсks nіggers.
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:30 AM EST

in response to: What were some of your favorite moments from the past 12 years of Justcurio?
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:28 AM EST

in response to: How creepy would it be if you fb messaged someone you were talking to on a dating app & their profile disappeared? I though he might have deleted his account because I didn't respond for a couple days. We do have 1 mutual friend.
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:27 AM EST

in response to: Best thing about Ghostposter?
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:27 AM EST

in response to: Best thing about Ghostposter?
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:27 AM EST

in response to: What do u think about Trump?
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:26 AM EST

in response to: Any stoners here? n_n
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:25 AM EST

in response to: Lol, the fat,an wants to morph into a FFC.
Love Love Love just give a little love to something or someone. I find a moment with a little baby chicken; making it feel good is all I need. Put it on the grass and chase it around and catch it and feed it is the best fun in the world. Just make sure it can't escape first or you will feel like sh!t again.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2017 1:23 AM EST

in response to: I can't remember the last time I ever felt truly happy. I don't like people and I usually just stay at home during summer. Also my sister always calls me fat and says my singing sounds like a dying animal... I feel like my parents don't really care about me and my friends mostly like me so that they can cheat off of my papers. I don't know what to do and I feel like life would be a lot easier if I could just stop everything and have a moment of silence.
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