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I occasionally post nonsense on here in moments of sheer boredom. It's pretty funny how irate people get over something of so little significance.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: A question for the trolls and spammers; this is not criticism, you may spam as you wish, just a question. Do you gain satisfaction from ruining things for others? Or is it simply self worth? Is it bordom or just that your life may not be what u want it to so you try to make others feel bad about themselves? BTW is there an app I can get that posts the same thing 100 times? And why don't u infest GP instead of the good site?
Yo momma is a dυmbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 9:49 PM EST

in response to: Why do people on GP think I'm Italy, the cunts?
Tell him "your gunna.learn how to act today" and punch him.in the face a couple times. Im assuming your older, so just don't use full force, bloody his nose.a little. Tell him "your gunna be respectful to mom,dad, and me, or next time you'll be in the hospital" if ur mom is against it dont tell her. Guarantee he'll act better

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 5:35 PM EST

in response to: My 12-year-old brother is a rude, insensitive bully. He is rude to my dad, pushes my mother to the point of tears, and verbally and physically attacks me everyday. Being 4 years his senior, I want to pummel him and teach him a lesson, buty mom is afraid I will hurt him too much. What should we do?
BlowAs? Is that your mommy?

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 4:27 PM EST

in response to: Johnny has a wiki page en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Harris_(artist) it even has a link to our site
Man, I didn't even get started on saying how fukked up my childhood was. But anyway I just wanted to show you what alcohol can do to you. My mom used to be a nice lady, and she turned to that from alcohol. Quit now or your brain will work similar.to hers. I.hope this will influence your decision, but understand in order to quit, you have to quit for yourself not for anyone else.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 10:39 PM EST

in response to: I need motivation to quit drinking. Anyone got anything?
I come from an alcoholic family. My mom destroyer a family due to alcohol. She tore the family apart peice by peice until all that was left is 4 brothers living nowhere near eachother, a father serving a 20year sentence, and a druggy mother. And it all started from alcohol. I was drinking a 12pack on the weekends at 12yrs old. She doesn't even realize its her fault the family is brain dead. It ruined my life, and it will ruin yours. Quit when you can before you affect anyone else.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 10:06 PM EST

in response to: I need motivation to quit drinking. Anyone got anything?
You need either an iPhone or an Android device to post those on Justcurio. Only those devices support emojis at the moment.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 9:05 PM EST

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7744;🐽🌿. How do people type these pictures? (I coppied and pasted)
Faker than your mom's tits

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 7:50 PM EST

in response to: Is the universe even real?
your mom

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 7:29 PM EST

in response to: What have you done that was better than last year?
And for the record I have been coming here long before soh, 2006, was the one with the dogs, proud mom, and moved. So, whatever she said to you (soh) just ignore the b.s.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 3:26 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe this; a barny without me...weird. ITALY/May 20, 2015 05:37 AM
His mom is a dumbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2015 9:55 AM EST

in response to: The White House has been targeted by Google Maps as the 'N***a House.' It's shocking ... if you type in 'N***a House' in the search bar a map pops up showing a map of D.C. highlighting The White House. It's unclear if someone hacked into Google or if there's a rogue employee. A Google spokesperson tells TMZ ... "We apologize for any offense this may have caused. Our teams are working to fix this issue quickly."
Your momma is a dumbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Your momma is a dumbfυck
Your momma is a dumbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 10:14 PM EST

in response to: I'm going to bed now. Bubye dumbfυcks
Your momma is a dumbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 10:14 PM EST

in response to: TORNADO TOUCH DOWN IN MINERAL WELLS TEXAS!!! BYE JOHN!
Your momma is a dumbfυck

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 10:13 PM EST

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dumbfυck, your momma

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 10:12 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Hello. :) It seems there may be more than 1 person on JC right now... I shall like to bid you all a good evening! yup! :)
No one at the moment.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 4:20 AM EST

in response to: who are you talking to?
Mommies want their little boys to look like Daddy.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2015 5:34 PM EST

in response to: I came to a new school and made friends right away. Even now I have a lot of friends but the girls I consider my best friends got asked a question on ask fm asking, who is your best friend and the other who is your best girl and boy friend and both of them said other people and not me.. like what do you do when you realise your best friends aren't really your best friends?
The best solution would to be to lightly trim your chest hair, then assert your dominance over the female by grunting and howling while marking your territory(by urination, of course.) in a circle around the female. (DO NOT URINATE ON FEMALE, THIS IS BAD, SHE'S A PERSON TOO, YOU WOULDN'T PEE ON YOUR MOM WOULD YOU?) After the circle is complete, chant "Waga, waga, waga" while dancing the tribal dance of your people, should you have a people.

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2015 10:23 PM EST

in response to: I am 26 year old man. I have chest hair on my fair and strong body. Many girls stare at me and I enjoy that. One girl do not stare. Should I cut chest hair or slap girl in public place?
my mom is white I was just doing "perception colors experience" stories... and it was an empty highway, she was going slow due to deer risk

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2015 6:10 PM EST

in response to: What are some of your experiences with being racially profileed as an African American? like #aliveandblack (it exists)
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