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8:13, i was willing long ago to have a decent debate. Dutchie somehow wanted to leave talking about the topics we were on, due to differences in political opinions. Then you came along and defended him. All well and good at the moment but then the way you were debating, pointing fingers, acting quite surreal about the topics we were on, you lost me wanting to debate with the likes of you. Things were fine until you showed up.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2017 8:20 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
you are the one that generated the lube your mom up for hot anaI???? I am a fan of yours.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 3:01 PM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife broke her mom's couch the other day. Now now my mother in law is all kinds of pissed at me for letting her daughter get so heavy. So to smooth things over, I bought the bitch a new couch, exactly the same as the old one. Do you know that witch complained about the color?
Always check your pockets, not doing so has led me into hilarious moments where I wanted to die from embarrassment

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2017 5:46 AM EST

in response to: Where the hell are my keys?
"the funny part is that you're looking at every single thing as a democrat vs Republican moment." I quote that line to tell you again. It has nothing to do with Republican against Democratic views. Clearly you don't understand that when he was campaigning, he didn't even label himself as a Republican. Everyone else did and hated him for being something he's not. He's a business man who is doing better than all of America's politicians. Get over him already.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 2:22 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
Lol you're quoting areas that are saying Republicans hate it and that Democrats find it as a win. The funny part is that you're looking at every single thing as a democrat vs Republican moment. Lmao it has nothing to do with that. You clearly said that DACA will not end or are you gonna lie and say that you never said that? This is why you really need to rephrase your quotes in your own words. You didn't even understand this article lmao 🤣😂

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 2:06 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
9:41 is a little pussy who thinks everyone is like him. Poor misinformed little boy. He needs blanket and his mommy needs to tuck him in.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2017 10:55 PM EST

in response to: Why did Trump's South Florida mansion survive Hurricane Irma?
Mom!!! The Persians knocked over my jenga towers!!!!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2017 10:38 PM EST

in response to: Favorite 9/11 joke?
Is that how your mom feeds you? You are obviously not rich and you are obviously white. .

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2017 8:41 PM EST

in response to: How much of a problem is it that the president of the United States, is a blithering idiot?
Tell your mom to buy you all of them.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2017 12:21 PM EST

in response to: SHOULD I GET YAKUZA: KIWAMI OR DESTINY 2!? HELP
I hope your mom is in Florida when it hits.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2017 4:51 PM EST

in response to: Hurricane Irma is going to destroy the entire southeast part of America.
I think we should live to that moment when we have those kinds of robots and then decide

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 11:52 AM EST

in response to: Should robots have rights? As artificial intelligence technology improves, robots are growing ever more similar to human beings.
I remember the exact moment I realized it was time to leave the sex party and go home. It was 7:30 in the morning, and I was standing in front of a bunch of cots filled with piles of naked men. A man dressed in a leather jacket emblazoned with the words "human urinal" was next to me, a funnel strapped to his face.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 3:35 PM EST

in response to: Where's the best place to go to be used as a human urinal?
just dont commit or be serious until you are sure . enjoy the moment

CHINA / SEP 1, 2017 2:44 PM EST

in response to: I love a girl,but dont know if i can trust her.What is the answer?
That made absolutely no sense. A fact is concrete evidence. That's like saying the one time you try to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together doesn't work. So all of a sudden it's no longer a fact that rubbing two sticks together doesn't create a fire? So the one time something doesn't work, it's no longer a fact. Listen to that everybody. The one moment something fails, it's no longer a fact. Nothing is 100% not even in nature. That itself is a fact.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2017 8:15 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. 🤣 When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
Yes your mom was.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2017 3:28 PM EST

in response to: OH, wait,....was she a great big fat person?
Momma beerkok died years ago

CANADA / AUG 28, 2017 1:27 PM EST

in response to: Steven Beerсock wrote this. Looks like my mum just might get that telegram, one day. Tests say she just needs a gall bladder op; nothing too serious. Think I'll fly back there right now and give her a good slappin' and stuff fir scaring her poor family like that. Anyone got any knuckle dusters (preferably spiked)I can borrow?
your mom

/ AUG 27, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: What is the most inapropriate thing you've ever seen?
The women your dad screws because your mom has a headache.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 12:04 PM EST

in response to: WHO THE FU€K IS SOH???
Yeah dimbulb, you do that. In fact just jizz off in your bedroom curtains. Mommy should love it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 11:03 AM EST

in response to: Should I jack off tonight?
Don't ask your mom to clean up. You're a grown-up person, aren't you? Clean it up yourself.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 10:55 AM EST

in response to: I went to the bathroom for a while to play o my phone and sat on the toilet and forgot I had underwear on and pooped myself on accident 🙈🍫
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