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Simple, tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs.

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 9:50 PM EST

in response to: How do you tactfully tell your brother's 470 pound girlfriend not to sit on your mom's antique dining room chairs?
Traffic is fućking murder at the moment in London.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 1:56 PM EST

in response to: youtube.com/watch?v=MpUQjLLurMw
I fuсked your mom and it's the same thing.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 10:22 PM EST

in response to: Boobs vs. Butts?
mom?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 10:08 PM EST

in response to: Boobs vs. Butts?
Move out of your moms house and stop trying to fuсk all the young boys. You are giving her a bad name.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 7:12 PM EST

in response to: I'm 14 and gay but not openly so its hard to find any boyfriends. A friend of mine told me that their guy friend who I didn't know was gay thinks I'm hot. I have never even spoke to him and I think he's hot. He hasn't got social media that I know and he's in my history class. How do I approach him and tell him I like him.
What makes ya think I'd like one of you moos to take me home to meet mom?! Annd I don't talk like that in real life. Hell, I'm only asshole when I come here!

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 3:53 PM EST

in response to: I really want to try making beef jerky.. ☺️ fûckin love that stuff.
Do you think using the word ƒuck makes you seem so sweet and feminine? Men screw those kind of women but don't take them home to meet Mom.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 3:48 PM EST

in response to: I really want to try making beef jerky.. ☺️ fûckin love that stuff.
No, ask to see drivers licence or something. You shouldn't but if your horny and in the heat of the moment how can you resist

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:48 PM EST

in response to: If a girl tells you that she is 21 years old but she looks more like 15...should you believe her?
Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?
Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?
Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?
Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 1:50 PM EST

in response to: Anyway.... I know ya want me to go... No! 😝
Don't you have a job anymore? You still depend on Mommy taking care of you?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 1:43 PM EST

in response to: Anyway.... I know ya want me to go... No! 😝
no, not at all. in fact it's very impressive. your mom must be proud of you little boy!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 9:28 AM EST

in response to: Is it racist to say "YOU NlGGER CUNTS"?
Crawl back into your mom's womb. Stay there till you have died.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: I was visiting Canada and saw some graffiti. 👍 NlGGERS GO BACK TO AFRICA 👌
Mom.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 10:25 PM EST

in response to: Who do you blame for the adversities in your life?
Your momma.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 7:40 PM EST

in response to: 8514 you're scaring me
It's raining at the moment.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 8:00 AM EST

in response to: inside or outside?
Betcha have mommy issues! Ya puke!

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 10:29 AM EST

in response to: Jazzabella slept w me last night and drooled all over. Then I thought I'd die from her farts..
You must think all women are hookers. I bet your mom was/is one.. pathetic.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 10:27 AM EST

in response to: Jazzabella slept w me last night and drooled all over. Then I thought I'd die from her farts..
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