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I hop. I heard this from my mom...

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2016 10:16 PM EST

in response to: If women with big busts work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?
i have had your mom, she loved it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 8:37 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, ya got the face only a mother could love...
Its an acm an anus-clenching moment.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 6:18 PM EST

in response to: Do you flinch during anaI?
I killed him, stuffed his dead body with both his and my shįt, fůcked him 69 times, stabbed him until the shįt leaked out, ate the heart, and then hid the body under my bed. I also came in your mom last night. You're going to have siblings! :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 6:14 AM EST

in response to: Where is your dog?
Its proven your mom should abort.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 6:45 PM EST

in response to: my mother having a child for my stepfather is the child my sibling or stepsibling
And his mom, Span-ma.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2016 10:08 PM EST

in response to: Am sneaking through.. just to get to the other, better side! 😝
my mom and dad have same half sibling

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2016 8:02 PM EST

in response to: The missing 28 pages of the 9/11 report are now officially available to the public. Enjoy: intelligence.house.gov/sites/intelligence.house.gov/files/documents/declassp
art4.pdf
Cos your mom has my dìck in her mouth.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2016 1:57 PM EST

in response to: Why must every question here be stupid and or a variation of a question already asked 1 million times before?
your mom

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2016 1:38 PM EST

in response to: if my mother's sister get pregnant for my dad what is the child to me
can me and your mom have sex

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 7:52 PM EST

in response to: can me and my mom have sex
Tbh, you have to cure it, it WILL get worse. Just talk to your mom first.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Help with a medical problem, please. I have a yeast infection and as a teen girl, I feel two awkward to talk to my parents or a doctor about it. If I don't treat it, will t get worse? Or will it kind of go away?
Your momma, your grandma and any woman who was stupid enough to be with you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Poll: Who is the biggest cunt? Hillary Clinton or Jane Fonda?
Your momma

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 3:13 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Poll: Who is the biggest cunt? Hillary Clinton or Jane Fonda?
Your mom likes it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2016 8:20 PM EST

in response to: How are you celebrating America's freedom from Europe today? (And speaking of countries that have freed themselves from Europe, I wonder how Britain is dealing with that...)
Mom?

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 7:15 PM EST

in response to: What is it that should be advocated?
mom?

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 6:40 PM EST

in response to: How do you make your 3 year old sister cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy
Your mom

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 5:41 PM EST

in response to: if my mom and dad have same mom what is she to me
The thrill of the thought... of potentially falling down them at any moment. It's that edge in life we all crave.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 4:08 AM EST

in response to: What makes stairs so fun?
Probably the first time I had steak, when I was a baby. I probably don't remember the moment, honestly, but I bet baby me would be so happy. It is my favorite food.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2016 3:32 AM EST

in response to: If you could relive one moment in your life numerous times, what would it be. (My answer: The night I met my husband)
I have sex with your mom too.

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 7:05 PM EST

in response to: I have sex with my mom
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