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Your mom says go out and play in traffic.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 4:40 PM EST

in response to: This place is LAME!!! There's no (burPinG!) Just Say It section... No posting pics, can't even post url's! No Vocaroo's (love that word!) No recipes or handy hints!! And yer all lame fer being here too! Ugh, gotta go! Gotta get outta HERE!
Thanks but I don't have the need right at the moment.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 1:20 AM EST

in response to: give yourself time to use the toilet
I shagged you're mommy! You are and idiot! :)

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:39 AM EST

in response to: I can reply to the special questions and you can't!
Yes I am! Mommy says so!

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:05 AM EST

in response to: I can reply to the special questions and you can't!
I'm never confused... so I love when you call unexpected, cause I hate when the moment's expected... So, Imma care for you... youre always worth it, and you deserve it.. the way ya work it, cause boy, you earned it.. Hey, hey... youre my favorite kinda night...

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2015 10:36 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, yodeeel eh heee whoo! ":)
I'm never confused... so I love when you call unexpected, cause I hate when the moment's expected... So, Imma care for you... youre always worth it, and you deserve it.. the way ya work it, cause boy, you earned it.. Hey, hey... youre my favorite kinda night...

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2015 10:36 PM EST

in response to: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I look like your mom

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2015 9:51 PM EST

in response to: Do you look more like your mom or dad?
your mom makes me hard

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2015 9:35 PM EST

in response to: Is it hard for you and your mom to be out here?
I would ask my mom if it turned her hot and she would encourage more and join in.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2015 12:49 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if my dad did that? :B
I am panicking over the strange lights in my woods. I am not fun at the moment because I haven't slept in two days and I am creeped out by said lights.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2015 1:22 AM EST

in response to: Why aren't you people fun?
you sound like my mom

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 2:14 PM EST

in response to: 32 Go away already.
He ain't from England. He is just a fat slimy basement dweller in his moms house in the US.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 9:52 AM EST

in response to: Am I the only one here from England?: 0
"The witness, who was not identified by gender, said that moments before the stabbing they saw Hall take out a folding knife and begin waving it around, according to the affidavit. Hall and the group of people he was standing with out in front of McDonald's on the Bedford Street side of the fast food restaurant then began to rap, saying "Who's gonna be the first n----- to get poked up," the arrest affidavit said."

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 11:03 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if you were walking down the street and you saw a pack of feral negroes wilding towards you?
Give mommy back the phone, kiddo.

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 10:59 PM EST

in response to: If Santa isn't real, what about the Tooth Fairy?
Was this his earliest moment of frustration?

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2015 5:07 AM EST

in response to: is the deleter a black queer ?
Ha! My mom can't even make me clean my own room!

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2015 11:19 PM EST

in response to: Will you clean my room for me?
Mom?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2015 4:37 PM EST

in response to: People are very stupid
Mom?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2015 3:30 PM EST

in response to: PeopIe are very stupid!
16......work? lives with mommy!

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 1:41 PM EST

in response to: I'll shower, dress, and take a trip to Tribeca this afternoon! :) Watcha doin' yoursel?
your mom

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2015 8:57 PM EST

in response to: what is LaFabada ?
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