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Your mom is a dog.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2016 4:45 PM EST

in response to: can human get pregnant by a animal or can animal get pregnant by a human
I knew your mom in high school

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Yahoo is like that slutty girl we all 'knew' in high school. I don't know how, but it just is.
No it's your mom's fault, for giving birth to you

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 2:55 PM EST

in response to: Are you the reason why things go wrong on this planet?
How did you get that keyboard all the way up your mom's twat?

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2016 7:38 PM EST

in response to: Hi, I haven't been born yet and my g.f is 23.
If you don't need to be doing something right at that moment, it's fine (just try not to get caught :P )

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 20, 2016 3:11 AM EST

in response to: I\'m wasting my time at work right now asking dumb questions here... Should I be feeling guilty...? It\'s 4AM right now, and I work the night shift at a hotel.. It\'s not like I\'d be doing anything else......
There's so much bullying. Your mom was right.

NETHERLANDS / SEP 19, 2016 6:24 PM EST

in response to: Okay so, Im 13 years old and ive never been in a school. recently ive really wanted to go to school but my mom wont let me because of "Bullying" i just want to ask How bad is the bullying in schools and has it got better and is going to school a good thing?,
my sister was getting bullied at school about 7 years ago and my mom took her out and the school she went to is the school i want to go to, one of the reasons i want to go is i struggle to make friends and i actually dont have any friends, i only have friends on the internet and highschool would change that and i would have some friends, i really want to go and i have done for a while now. but i dont know honestly.

UNITED KINGDOM / SEP 19, 2016 4:45 PM EST

in response to: Okay so, Im 13 years old and ive never been in a school. recently ive really wanted to go to school but my mom wont let me because of "Bullying" i just want to ask How bad is the bullying in schools and has it got better and is going to school a good thing?,
Seeing your mom naked in a pool & hot tub.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2016 11:15 AM EST

in response to: Share your most gruesome memory.
What is red,white and blue? Your mom after i cut her, came on her face and chocked her out.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2016 3:57 AM EST

in response to: Know any good insults?
I saved your mommas pussy fromnot having an orgasm.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2016 3:56 AM EST

in response to: How much of a hero are you?
So is your mom.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 5:57 PM EST

in response to: what does it mean when i have a charge-off on my loan? Does that mean that i still owe them?
The doctor gave me these pills so nothing is wrong at the moment.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2016 5:06 PM EST

in response to: What is wrong wіth you people?
For you it is. Mom will be so proud.

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2016 9:19 PM EST

in response to: I reached level 11 in Pokemon Go. Is that an impressive achievement?
11:57- don't leave a mess for mom to clean up

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 12:05 PM EST

in response to: Do you consider yourself to be a failure?
I'm a 40 year old man living in my mothers basement, i am a top tier LoL player, i have a collection of animu figures, and whenever i am hungry my mom is ready to get me some hot pockets. So no i am a SUPER WINNER.ᴵ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵘᶦᶜᶦᵈᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸ.

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 11:57 AM EST

in response to: Do you consider yourself to be a failure?
at the moment, yes :(

UNITED STATES / SEP 9, 2016 11:49 AM EST

in response to: Do you consider yourself to be a failure?
My mommy can handle all sizes. My mommy is the best!

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 5:19 PM EST

in response to: My friend has decided to become a prostitute working from home she has security when she's got punters. She has 2 young children is this an acceptable home life for them? Can sex workers make great parents? what happens when the children discover what their mum does?serious replies only
no kid would want to grow up knowing their mom is a whore. i think it is cruel.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 3:28 PM EST

in response to: My friend has decided to become a prostitute working from home she has security when she's got punters. She has 2 young children is this an acceptable home life for them? Can sex workers make great parents? what happens when the children discover what their mum does?serious replies only
Experts are in agreement about this. Cook until the insides reach 140 degrees F (60 deg C). Use a meat thermometer, one of those with the long, pointy probe. Measure in several places. Don't worry about any seepage from the holes, the insides will still be nice and juicy.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 3:28 PM EST

in response to: What temp. can I eat my kids?
"my mom"

NETHERLANDS / SEP 6, 2016 7:11 PM EST

in response to: I decided to wait a year to attend college because I really need a break and because I want to save up money for college. Do you think I made a mistake?
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