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ya me and ur mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2017 10:36 AM EST

in response to: is there 2 gods
I married a women who had four kids and I had four kids and they all still call us mom and dad.

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2017 2:25 PM EST

in response to: Are you married, and your spouse hates your children from a previous relationship? If not, what do you think of a person who would. [kids are not outrageous problem children either]
Joe's mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 9:49 PM EST

in response to: What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Hello Mom :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2017 9:01 AM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
Your mom sends me nude pictures all the time.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 10:51 PM EST

in response to: ever seen your mom naked how, and why, did you like it or not?
No, but I've seen your mom naked and it wasn't pretty.

SWITZERLAND / FEB 13, 2017 10:02 PM EST

in response to: ever seen your mom naked how, and why, did you like it or not?
Well, 1221... I didn't post this crap, annnnd, don't make the mistake of thinking I am someone who you would consider taking home to meet the parents!! ๐Ÿ˜ I wouldn't ever consider any of you moos to have for coffee, let alone wanna meet yer mom and dad! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 3:38 PM EST

in response to: Am here๐Ÿ˜ณNeed some attention ๐Ÿค“Am horny too๐Ÿ™„So talk dirty to me๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Hi mom.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 12:10 PM EST

in response to: Hl rapist
Greater than God... Super God More evil than the devil... Super devil Rich/poor people.... Taxes If you eat it you die... Rancid meat, McDonalds, your mom, poison

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2017 2:55 AM EST

in response to: Riddles: What is greater than God? And more evil than the devil? Rich people need it, but poor people have it. If you eat it you will die. What is it? Answer: Nothing
Your mom

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2017 7:47 PM EST

in response to: So, what's on your mind?
Your mom gives good head too but I like it a little more spicy.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2017 4:35 PM EST

in response to: If my Mexican maid gets deported who's going to give me head?
your mom

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2017 4:24 PM EST

in response to: If my Mexican maid gets deported who's going to give me head?
My mom wanted to know what was going on.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 5:51 PM EST

in response to: Das Poop Time was quite successful just now with 4 x roughly equal length stools of about 6" each. Shall I take pics?
Your mom will be so proud

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 2:43 PM EST

in response to: I've been working on my pelvic floor muscles and can now push out a fart while desperately holding in pee.
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 11:22 AM EST

in response to: Guess who caused the Doomsday Clock to be set at two and a half minutes before midnight?
Her mom

CANADA / JAN 26, 2017 9:56 PM EST

in response to: Is Malubay a beautiful traditional Filipino name?
No. While feelings may be strong in the moment for short or long periods of time, they may fade, but that post you made will always be somewhere on the internet. You may regret it, and hurt yourself and her.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 4:10 PM EST

in response to: I have dirty pics of an evil evil girl I highly highly dislike, should I post them to social media?
what ever your mom wore to seduce your father

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2017 4:14 PM EST

in response to: What fashion from previous times, do you hope never returns?
You better pray to your Nonexistent god that I don't find out where your family is buried. It's been awhile since my tounge smelled like decaying flesh. I'll feast on your mom's rotten maggot infested coin purse like a Philly cheese steak sandwich

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 8:02 PM EST

in response to: So I heard a very moving song, but cannot remember enough of the lyrics to search it on Google. It is a slow so mg, I would guess considered rock/pop. Some time through the song, the guy says something on the lines of "On my feet, walkin sleep". Its not very much info, but maybe you can help. What's are some songs that you know that sound similar?
Just leave it alone. It's your mom. Adults can be adults and she doesn't have to tell you everything.

UNITED STATES / JAN 19, 2017 9:05 PM EST

in response to: Okay so, I found out when I was on my moms phone answering a text she asked me too, that she has a boyfriend. They've only been dating a few weeks but I saw a text saying "hope you got dressed. I finished." And that they have been meeting ALOT they talk and text all the time and she has a secret texting app. WhatsApp. So what should I do, when do you think she will tell me, and what did that text mean...? PLEASE ANSWER I REALLY NEED HELP
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