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Your mom will be very unhappy with the situation in the basement.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: My next door neighbor's 8 year old daughter has been locked up for child molesting. In my basement, whenever I fancy
I don't really know what my mom and dad paid to have my sister circumcised. But whatever is was....it was well worth it. She's like a completely different b person now. The clit is a very bad influence on young women, having it removed before a girl reached puberty is the key. My parents waited too long with my sister and it was rougher on her than it had to be.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 12:46 PM EST

in response to: How much would someone have to pay you to get circumcised?
Well, I have at least two wooden chairs. a high backed chair, two metal folding chairs, and a chair that's attached to a random-ass school desk that my mom brought home one day. So in all that's about six.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:16 PM EST

in response to: How many chairs do you have in your home?
Your mom's birth canal.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:02 PM EST

in response to: America,...home of the free refill and land of the obese. What happened to this once proud republic? Where did all these fat disgusting pigs come from?
So is your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 6:28 PM EST

in response to: 🇨🇦🇨🇦 CANADIANS ARE NlGGER CUNTS 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Is that the temperature of exact freezing through a dodgy electronic thermometer?

/ MAY 19, 2017 9:49 PM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
My mom is not from Oregon

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:22 PM EST

in response to: How do Oregonians pronounce "nìgger"?
Your mom.. 😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 10:13 PM EST

in response to: How do Oregonians pronounce "nìgger"?
It's going down. Right at this moment he is on his way down. Have you noticed his lack of tweets today?

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 2:46 PM EST

in response to: TRUMP HATERS ARE NlGGER CUNTS. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 8:23 AM EST

in response to: Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
I agree. We all see way too much of your mom, sister, aunt, wife, girlfriend, etc.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 9:19 AM EST

in response to: NlGGER CUNTS EVERYWHERE
Stop throwing up Just start eating like you are diabetic dont eat alot of bread make sure you get your little cheat moments and use fake sugars make spaghetti out of squash (taste the same) Eat meat dont starve your self your body will be ruined and its a nasty habit to get out of

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 2:30 AM EST

in response to: I went on a diet for like a month and lost about 10 pounds and I weigh about 120 pounds now and it's taking too slow so I started throwing up after eating whatever I'd like so I want to know how fast it would take for me to lose about 20 pounds if I kept making myself throw up
Mom?

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 5:30 PM EST

in response to: Whos leg do you have to hump around here to get a Sick! Sick!! Sick!!! reply to your question?
I ain't her momma, you puke.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 11:22 PM EST

in response to: Where is my flashy pig soh?
Let me tell you about something. Life is precious, if you are having a hard time in life, talk to someone. Two years ago, i attempted to commit suicide. My sister found out, and she begged me to stop. i was about to do it when she took the knife from my hand, and put the tip right in front of her stomach. at that moment i realized that i did have something to live for, i had a family that loved me and cared for me.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 10:11 PM EST

in response to: Should l kill myself
$5.00 and a note from your mom, basement dweller.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 3:56 PM EST

in response to: 🔻idiot below this 🔻
just like how you disappointed mom

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 1:15 AM EST

in response to: I just got fùcked hard
It will be prettier than your moms basement.

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 2:42 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs... how are ya doing?? What are you doing?? TELL ME.
...She was bleeding heavily and this made the experience even more pleasurable my acting a lubricant. I forced the whole weight of my body onto her: I came the moment I heard the little bitch's ribs crack

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 2:16 PM EST

in response to: I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...
in your mom

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 12:48 PM EST

in response to: Where is the party?
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