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not at all, I think it's cute. I bet if you can print it you can get your mommy to hang it on the fridge!

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2016 2:39 PM EST

in response to: How rude is this: ┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐?
Your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 6:48 PM EST

in response to: Who do you think the dumbest сunt in the world is?
My mom does have some good Pussy but she is too expensive.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 5:34 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had sex with someone over 50?
Yes, your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 5:29 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had sex with someone over 50?
On your mom?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 2:57 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been a seaman?
Did your mommy enjoy the trip?

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, I took a bath... 😝
I laid your mom today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 12:23 PM EST

in response to: I got laid today, Did you?
Follow the link I sent. Your vacation will turn around in moments.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2016 6:19 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, I can't wait till this so called VACATION is over... 😩 Am not having a good time. 😔
Her mom told me to.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2016 6:10 PM EST

in response to: Why did you cum in her mouth after she told you not to?
Ask your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2016 11:45 AM EST

in response to: What does your asshole look like?
Just like your moms.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 10:30 PM EST

in response to: What does your asshole look like?
back to my mom's belly :)

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 9:59 PM EST

in response to: If you had a time machine, where and when would you go and why?
For some variety, plus including more family members, borrow a whisk from mom and chuck it into dad's electric drill. Then stick it in and enjoy! You might want to start out on the slower speeds though.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 8:22 AM EST

in response to: What are some tiny household items I can shove up my vulva and be painful?
Ask your mom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2016 3:49 PM EST

in response to: How do I f*ck myself?!?!?!?!
Prostituting your mom!

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2016 6:00 PM EST

in response to: What's the easiest job to earn millions from?
Is it possible to try it? Go to California and if it doesn't work out, move back to Texas? Either way, be sure to keep your Dad in your life. Skype, visit, text, write...you will be thankful later that you did...because frankly a mom and stepdad who would be willing to leave you, a minor child, behind for three years are not very invested parents.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2016 5:48 PM EST

in response to: I am currently a freshman in high school and my mother and stepfather have basically given me the choice of staying in Texas or moving to California. On one hand, all my friends live in Texas and my father who I visit on alternating weekends also lives here. On another hand, the place we would move to would be much better in safety and education, and I think that California would be more fun than Texas. Should I stay or leave?
Your mom was angry because you only bought the small size, which doesn't allow space for testes to move about and stay cool. Now your very fertility will be threatened unless you get rid of them.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2016 11:38 PM EST

in response to: I just bought underwear with my sisters. They were a dollar, so I purchased them. When I got home, I showed my mom. She asked why I bought a small. I told her my sisters told me to and they did. They my sisters told my mom they tried so hard to convince me my huge as* would not fit in them. So I tried them on and they fit perfectly. Then my mom stared screaming and yelling and was so mad because I didn't buy a medium. We're they being unreasonable? Was it right of my mom to be mad?
if your moms got it right you sound like you could be schizoaffective. Your probably sane thought with some split personality disorder. Keep taking the meds anyway. I think there is some good ones for mood that up your serotonin levels like ecstacy does. You could also use street drugs to self medicate.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2016 12:57 PM EST

in response to: My mum keeps saying she thinks I am bipolar, anxious and have psychosis however my moods don't fluctuate and I don't hallucinate or have delusions. I am 15 and she has even booked me an appointment at he'd space (youth mental health service). How can I prove that what she suspects is wrong. The last psychologist I went to told her this but she just keeps prescribing meds I don't need.
She needs her mommy to pay her way and take care of her.

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2016 11:20 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, soooo hot.. 😫 I've already broken out w a heat rash on my face. I look like a tomato, I get so red when ever I come here. Hate it.
Mommy going with you to the Peens?

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 6:11 PM EST

in response to: Listen up cause I'll only say this once!!! 😝 Am leaving!! Leaving you all forever! Forever and a day!! kabeesh?! Comprende??!!
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