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Insert baby batter into bun oven. Bake at 98.6 for 9 months.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2014 7:43 PM EST

in response to: How do you have a baby?
If it is the death of a loved one you never get over it but it gets easier after some time. If it is a love affair then sometimes it turns to hate. I had a girl dump me and after about 8 months call up and want to get back together. I made reservations at a very good restaurant to meet her. She was there and I walked in with my new girl friend, introduced them and then we walked out. Don't know if she stayed or not. It was very satisfying and I no longer hate her but do pity her.

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2014 2:34 PM EST

in response to: How do you cope with grief? How do you survive when you feel like you're being stabbed in the heart over and over again?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2014 9:02 PM EST

in response to: The Critic of JC was walking to school and the cops stopped him. They heard he had drugs. frisked him and found nothing but cuffed him and took him to jail . Made him strip, searched his clothes and then him.. Asked him all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave him back his clothes and stuff and let him go. He was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
>> Italy - forbidden to smoke in any open-to-public bdliuing ...I remember when Al Italia's flights went non-smoking only, back in '96 or '97. I was regularly flying from Heathrow to Rome and thought, "No point in asking for a smoking seat, then". Foolish me -- smoking continued unabated for many months afterwards, and you just had to ask for a seat in the back five (or six?) rows to get in the appropriate section.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2014 7:06 PM EST

in response to: I once was quite ill and confined to a porta-potty. By odd chance, I also had to fly across the world. Going between airports for my connecting flights, I couldn't take the steps and the escalator was broken, so this airport person picked me up porta-potty and all. I tried to protest, but he was mean and I was too sick to really argue. He dumped me onto the floor, screaming and crying in pain. He didn't even apologize just stood there laughing. I hate airports.
Hi!We just had a look at some photos, they are great! We are lnikoog forward to see some things you already saw, because we are travelling the other way around (and so still have about 10 months left, not making you jeallous jet?)It was nice meeting you at Millford Sound and just a minute ago in Queenstown! And we hope to see your MAOUI-van somewhere here tonight Or maybe meeting you tomorrow on a Shotover-jetboat Greetings from the flashy Jucy Van!

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2014 2:11 AM EST

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Lightning FusionThe Marriage of Hot and Cold FusionTO ALL SCIENTISTSA paradigm shift is about to occur I have found the prcfeet energy device-Period. 19 months on net and still no university repeats experiment to prove otherwise- no wonder the global economy fails amongst other ailments.Solomon AzarNovember 4-2008

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2014 12:52 PM EST

in response to: Hey! Redundancy Exposer Boy! I'm going for breakfast. Happy exposing!
Good luck to you. A few days in Venice and you've seen it all. It would take months to see all that Rome has.

ITALY / MAR 12, 2014 6:06 PM EST

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I did and I got banned for two months.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2014 12:56 PM EST

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Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2014 10:14 PM EST

in response to: I was waIking to schooI and the cops stopped me. They said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2014 6:43 PM EST

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Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. l also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2014 5:04 PM EST

in response to: I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down, found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
He wasn't punished enough, that's for sure! He killed Him shortly before His concerts were to have taken place. And do you know what happened several months later? Justin Bieber released his debut album. Conrad Murray not only killed the King, but he also killed Music itself, and may have aborted a New Musical Renaissance. He should be ashamed of himself.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2014 10:11 AM EST

in response to: You can't walk away from the truth. Across this land the ghost of Michael Jackson can be heard crying out for justice! Will "Doctor" Conrad Murry be put to trial for what he did to Him? Will the TRUTH about Michael Jackson's death be revealed once and for all?
It will be in 5 months..

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2014 12:54 PM EST

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/ JUL 2, 2012 1:13 PM EST

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/ JUN 30, 2012 2:20 AM EST

in response to: What would you do if my dad did that? :B
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/ JUN 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST

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/ JUN 29, 2012 7:12 AM EST

in response to: What would you do if my dad did that? :B
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THE UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2012 6:16 AM EST

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/ JUN 27, 2012 2:16 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if my dad did that? :B
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/ JUN 26, 2012 5:56 PM EST

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