turn on moderation 
3945 answers matching: months
new search
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2016 3:58 PM EST

in response to: I was waIking to school and then the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
That's wonderful! Sadly, I suppose the feeling has passed... I'm unfortunate enough to have missed this question until months had gone by. One question (although this should be an answer): What exactly were you trying to ask?

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2016 1:00 AM EST

in response to: In this, perhaps the most anxious time in the recent history, my strong and experienced love-shaft is proud of its commitment to offer a atmosphere of warmth, kindness, understanding, and individual attention to anyone who walks through the door.
And for the record, I started stock piling several months ago. I had people thought I was bs+ing them about the weather turning bad around this time. Although I thought it wasn't going to hit until around mid February.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Video games. ✔ Stock pile of DVDs. ✔ Pantry filled with canned goods and dry foods. ✔ Arts and crafts. ✔ Candles and batteries. ✔ Extra blankets. ✔ Two bottles of wine and four packages of chocolates. ✔ Several gallons of water. ✔ yep, I'm all set for this storm. Yeah hibernation. :)
Be careful what you say. They will have Christmas stuff out in a couple of months.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2016 9:47 AM EST

in response to: Is it too early for valentines products to on the shelves of the stores?
I would pretend like everything is normal and tell a select few that could keep a secret. Then I would finish out my next few months at work and take the severance instead of moving. Then I would give a bunch of money to my friends/family. Then I would buy a beach house and houses for my family. Then I might work a crap retail job to keep busy cause retail was actually one of the most fun jobs I've had even though customers are the worst but a lot of interesting things happen.

/ JAN 13, 2016 9:11 PM EST

in response to: The lottery is now over one billion dollars. If you won it what would be the first thing you would do with it?
Yes, I did know this. My cousin was raped by her step father for over a year and a half when she was 8 years old. I was raped by a "friend" of mine a few months ago in my own bed. It's widely known, but there are still instances where women are raped in a dark alley, or in some underground room somewhere. It may be less likely, but it still happens.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2016 3:36 AM EST

in response to: Did you know? "Most instances of rápe and other forms of sexual violence take place not in a dark alley or park, as is often assumed, but in the home. In fact, in the majority of cases, the perpetrator is not a stranger; he is often an ex-partner, a friend, or even a member of the own family."
Eww. Those places are crawling with germs. Here's a tip: don't sleep with the top covers..they get washed about once every six months. And the bathrooms not disinfectant. Most are just wiped down with a damp cloth.

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2016 2:37 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you stayed in a hotel?
No, not for a couple months when I lose weight and it finally shows!

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2016 9:15 PM EST

in response to: Is my fatty around tonite?
It was through dehydration that lead to their deaths. Many didn't have access to clean drinking water. I had an aunt who was only six months old and suffered such a horrible faith. This was many years before I came into the world.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2015 5:21 AM EST

in response to: I've moved a lot of diarrhea over the past couple days and I was in a lot of pain but I was not afraid to die. Unfortunately it looks like I am going to pull through this one. How did people die of diarrhea so easily in the past?
Yes I had a husband whose farts smelt of garlic and I hadn't used garlic in my cooking for months.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2015 9:07 PM EST

in response to: Is it possible to tell if someone has been cheating by the smell of their farts?
They already go to a psychiatrist, who diagnosed them with multi-personality disorder a few months ago although they had not shown their alters at that point. They incident in question is them stabbing their doctor with a syringe a few days ago, and did not remember doing it a few seconds later. Their parents were present. But they made me promise not to discuss this with anyone. I'm worried about them.

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2015 3:39 PM EST

in response to: What is the proper reaction to finding out your best friend has multi-personality disorder and their sadistic alter has recently attacked someone?
Have sex with a niger and wait nine months

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2015 11:59 PM EST

in response to: I need an exit strategy. My partner is becoming one with the couch. He smells like someone who can empty a subway car. He is oblivious to his own lack of hygiene. How do I leave? I have no money. No stable family. How did you leave?
"I'm sure the abortion doesn't cost that much" -Your mother. 8 months and 27 days before your birth

NEW ZEALAND / DEC 8, 2015 3:49 AM EST

in response to: Name a famous quote.
You are so wrong, OP! It stopped working two months ago! LMAO!

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2015 7:39 AM EST

in response to: I can tell you sunday is sunny but your lawnmower will stop working.
Yes. It's been 1,5 years, he just stopped replying to my texts. I asked him once what was going on, and he said he was busy, but he still totally wanted to meet. And I said, okay, Wednesday? He never answered, and I haven't talked to him since. We had been seeing each other for about 3 months, fairly casually. I wasn't in love, and wasn't moving towards that really, but I liked him, and I really liked having sex with him.

UNITED STATES / DEC 5, 2015 3:04 PM EST

in response to: Do you miss him?
It's a thyroid problem. I'm not lazy! Why just yesterday I managed to reach for the cheese whiz that was sitting on my night stand from three months ago.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2015 4:14 PM EST

in response to: Why are people so offensive towards people who are "fat"? It's not like all of them decide oh I'm going to be fat. Also there are many people who eat tons of food but don't gain as much weight so why justify discrimination by saying oh it's because they eat all the food?
Yeah, but I'd only watch it after a couple of months or so. It's a slow movie. Still great though. :)

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2015 5:18 AM EST

in response to: Should I watch Napolean Dynamite again? would you?
Yup. Went grocery shopping. Saved $23 in discounts. Total so far for 3 months= $65.00

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2015 4:21 PM EST

in response to: did you leave the house today?
I did six months aho

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2015 8:21 PM EST

in response to: Can anyone remember the last time an intelligent question was asked?
I like the pour over method. Filtered water and fresh roasted beans no more than one week old. Grind the beans using a conical burr grinder. Use 10.6 g coffee (around two tablespoons of unground beans) for 6 oz of water. There are videos for how to do the pour over method. Or you could use a French press. For me I find the beans are very important. Most beans available at stores are months out of date.

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2015 5:23 PM EST

in response to: What the best way to make a really good cup of coffee?
« Previous | Next »