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Knowing your talent for twists, I was trying to figure what was coming, but that ending sucker punched me. It’s 13 months since my wife left me. I’m not an emotional person, but coloartunatigns, you nailed me between the eyes with this one.

TURKEY / APR 26, 2017 1:44 PM EST

in response to: "William Johnston" seems to have been the generic pseudonym used by a tag-team of writers who did TV adaptations. How do I find out which actual human was responsible for one of my favorite childhood books (http://tinyurl.com/8vgsp)?
That is scary, please don't. But I don't know what to say, just please don't. I was contemplating a couple months ago and I don't know if anyone could've said something to make me change my mind so that's why I don't know what to say. I basically just gave myself one month and prayed to God to make me not think about killing myself anymore. Before the month was over I no longer thought to do it. So please don't. Give it a month starting now or something but please don't.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2017 8:32 PM EST

in response to: I'm going to kiII myself.
Nine months

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 11:48 AM EST

in response to: what about a bun how long will that take?
depending on how quickly it takes for your hair to grow it could be 6 months to a year but maybe shorter. not sure if you meant time or inches i do feel like you will need another good 2 to 3 inches in length before you can put it all up together :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 1:54 AM EST

in response to: My hair is about an inch and a half long right now. How long will it take before i can put it back in a ponytail?
Let's see $17.50....... average flow..... 6 days ........$115.00 times 12 months......Yes, that is a real bargain.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 4:19 PM EST

in response to: duckies, I'm sooooo excited! I found these delightful new tampons with pretty little flowers on them .... only $17.50 each too! I can't wait to try them :)
I poop regularly, shat once, and take a dump about once every 1-2months.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 10:35 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever pooped have you ever shat have you ever took a dump
am nearly 21 and over the last 6 months I have noticed that I am becoming extremely paranoid of those around me especially my friends, all I think about is that they are plotting to screw me over or take advantage of me and its driving me insane! I cannot trust anyone and don't want to talk or interact with anyone. on top of this I have just met a wonderful man who would be perfect and because of my paranoia it is driving me away from him and causing tension .

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 2:20 PM EST

in response to: I'm feeling so paranoid. One of my friends in a group chat mentioned that if one of us died, no one would know for sure unless they were told. I didn't mean to take it too personally, but then last night I had a dream that my girlfriend was assassinated by a clone of herself. I seriously feel like I'm going to puke. What should I do? I've never been this anxious before. Please help.
True. Most of the stuff only last maybe a couple of months.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2017 10:06 PM EST

in response to: Found a couple of sets of Tupperware vintage storage canisters. A yellow and an orange set. Both sets can run close to $100/each. Depending on were you buy them. Got mine for less than $40(both sets combined). Very sturdy containers. Why can't they make stuff this tough unlike the crap that comes from the Asian countries?
I deleted it from my favorites list, 6 months ago. Iz is a good reason to home school!

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2017 3:09 PM EST

in response to: Fuсk GP for not allowing freedom of speech. Just because the moderater lives in a shіt hole country doesn't mean we do.
I just broke up with my ex about 2 months ago, moved in with my gal pal & her grandma gave me vday chocolates yesterday I already ate them all soooo

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 1:14 AM EST

in response to: I already ate all of my Valentines chocolates... 😔
The dogs that I find on the street. There is nothing sexier than seeing them four legs show you who's boss. Dogs are great lovers, they only last a couple months in my hands but some last longer. (I am an undercover cop, no reason to say that. just wanted to show off my mad credentials)

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: What makes you real wet?
It was that 6 months she was away.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2017 10:20 PM EST

in response to: Soh's vagìna just caved in
I already said I took my measurements and that I'd need a large on.  It would take months if not a year of diet and exercise and clean eating to get anywhere near what she looks like. I'm simply looking for something basic that'll hold my middle in while I go on and start my walking.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2017 8:27 AM EST

in response to:   Click to view full size What you and I call a girdle, everyone is now calling a waist cincher. I was surprised to find that it's now all the rage. I did my measurements and research, and I'm sad to see that I'll need a VERY large one, but Idc! They call it a waist trainer, some even exercise in it, other's wear it 24 hrs. a day. It's also said to help with posture, and really gives you that coke bottle figure. :) Very affordable, Yay!
I've been dating your boyfriend for four months too.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2017 9:58 PM EST

in response to: Been dating my boyfriend for 4 months. He's amazing and super nice to me but whenever I'm about to met him anywhere, I feel extremely nauseas. Sometimes I do throw up but not in front of him. I have also been diagnosed with GERD so I already get sick in the mornings. Help! :(
the thing i got last was a few months ago and it was a new snare drum for my drum kit and its freiken awesome, thanks dad!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 10:59 PM EST

in response to: when did you last get what you wanted and what was it?
Lucky... It hurts. My parents are seperated, and... Well, my dad is doing something i like to call "gf jumping" one woman after the other. Currently there's a record of 1year 3 months. Im at dads rarely.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 11:53 PM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
at least she knew the other person was alive... sarah thinks im dead!!! She moved on months ago!

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2017 2:03 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
we went out for 2 months and she said she hated me. that im not good enough

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2017 1:44 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
Accessing the Akashic records. I had such a reading a few months back. Gives insights as to what you are doing on this planet and why and how to get it done.

SOUTH AFRICA / JAN 5, 2017 2:09 PM EST

in response to: What are the Edgar Cayce readings?
The multiplication is simple: 500 men x 12 months in a year = 6000 men by the end of one year (give or take).

/ JAN 5, 2017 12:15 PM EST

in response to: "Exotica" is a stripper/prostitute who works the mean streets of Angeles City, Philippines. Her main clientele are white men from the US and Australia. If this ho sees 500 men (and the occasional tranny) a month, then how many people did this bitch fućk by the end of the year?
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