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I haven't thrown up in months.

/ JUN 21, 2015 2:56 PM EST

in response to: When another problem show up, just drink until you throw up. When life gets bad, get trashed, that's my advice for yp bitch ass
They're only smelly if you don't change the water and clean the tank. You need a good filter, too. One that you change every couple months.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: So, today, I went to Union Square. :) Off to Petco, I saw a lil tank and stand... really nice. Their freshwater fish selection was kinda chintzy though.... They do deliver. I may have them assemble the stand, cause I wouldn't know how to do that. 12 bucks for delivery, man, that's a steal! That's like a cab ride. Nice. :)
I would ask the people around me 5 months ago when I had the accident, if they saw the other guy drive through a red light

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2015 11:23 AM EST

in response to: If you could go back to an event you were @ in the last year & ask a person/s around you then a question. What would be the event & question?
What the fuk did u just say? I'm lost... This kinda looks like a question I saw a couple months ago but all mismatched... ???

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 6:29 PM EST

in response to: It would be better off so we face in a little sht. Why should I think JC creates trolls because it makes u answer b4 u answer b4 u get to get over the questions are either stupid or u just dont care to give you have to answer. However since she can't seem to get over the crap comments about the issues we face in a little sht. And 70% of the questions are either stupid or u just dont care to call a finger at herself.
in hair for six months.

/ JUN 1, 2015 5:12 PM EST

in response to: will a one time use of clonozepam .5 mg show up on a drug test in a week and a half
Whatever. I smoked cigarettes for a few months when I was a teenager. Then I smoked again when I was old enough to drink. Then a bunch of years later smoked for about a year then quit. Then a few years after that smoked for about 8 months. It's been about two years and I really don't care about them. Some people get hooked but others don't. I got hooked on booze instead and I'm drinking now.

/ MAY 31, 2015 7:24 PM EST

in response to: What are the true consequences of smoking cigarettes at a young age? I'm moving and its gonna be a while be4 I find a dealer, and I gotta have something to fall back on. Everyone I know started at like 15
6 months

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 3:11 PM EST

in response to: How long have you've been here?
She abandoned me! I never knew what it was like to have a mother. At least you had one for five months!!

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: Yeh you fυckers piss and moan about how bad your mother was and all. Shlt you don't know what treated bad is. My mother abandon me when I was 5 months in - utero. How you like them apples?
Ill be back in a couple months

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2015 6:34 PM EST

in response to: Goodbye forever JC, im off to venture bigger and better places than this sh!thole of a website
i usually use the tar shampoo once a week or a months so i was way behind lol

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 9:42 PM EST

in response to: i'm fat out of shape and slow and i have to go a million things tomorrow.... had to take a 25 minute shower this morning and that just about killed me
it's been about 2 months since i used my tar shampoo and my head was screaming and wouldn't stop itching

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 9:41 PM EST

in response to: i'm fat out of shape and slow and i have to go a million things tomorrow.... had to take a 25 minute shower this morning and that just about killed me
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and l am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. l also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2015 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Ahem...*Clears throat*. BIBBEDE KLOP BABBEDE! BIBBEDE KLOP BABBEDE! BIBBEDE BIBBEDE BIBBEDE! BIBBEDE KLOP BABBEDE!
i have the best advice for losing weight : stop eating bread!!!!!! i lost 25 kilos in 9 months by not eating bread.

TURKEY / MAY 1, 2015 1:39 PM EST

in response to: I want to lose a bit of fat, especially around my hips and sides. I've started eating healthy, with no oily items. In addition, I'm treadmilling and riding my bicycle. I wanted to ask if all this has chances or working and suitable or will I be wasting my time? I thought I'd get some opinions before startinstarting, instead of taking a risk and wasting energy and time.
You've bitched about that for months. Try getting in touch with a computer repair store.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2015 9:25 AM EST

in response to: Poo! Someone needs to get the creepies out of my puter! Boink!
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 1:26 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK My doctor recently wrote my girlfriend a prescription for "dyslexia". But my girlfriend insists it says "sister's ćunt stuffed with cat hit". The dirty kike whore. ITALY/Apr 27, 2015 01:17PM
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: In the late 90s, someone named John Titor claimed to be a time traveler from the 2070s, and he said that a new civil war would have begun in 2004. If he really was from the 2070s, and he really time traveled to the 1990s, then how come he made no mention of 9/11?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 12:24 PM EST

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Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 12:07 PM EST

in response to: well is my 'good morning'? You asshole! You're late!!
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 12:06 PM EST

in response to: klop wobble klop wobble
a positive, uplifting, motivating, respectful man who'll drop by on foot sometime after dating some months/years... under his arm, tucked, floor plans of the house we will finace together... :) Yup. :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 12:03 PM EST

in response to: Describe your ideal boyfriend
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