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a positive, uplifting, motivating, respectful man who'll drop by on foot sometime after dating some months/years... under his arm, tucked, floor plans of the house we will finace together... :) Yup. :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2015 12:03 PM EST

in response to: Describe your ideal boyfriend
Less than 10 months until Christmas.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2015 3:08 PM EST

in response to: Do you have any good news to share today?
Good luck with that Toshiba. Sanyo 6 months old and tuner goes out with only little use. Company heavy on promises light on action. No more Sanyo for me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 1:30 PM EST

in response to: Anyone else dumb enought to buy a Sanyo Tv like me out there?
It was ruined 115 months ago. Hadn't you noticed?

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 25, 2015 12:58 PM EST

in response to: How many idiots does it take to ruin a website?
Am back already! Came back home from the Peens like months ago!

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:00 PM EST

in response to: Am back... :)
Oh, that seems dangerous to drive on. how in the world do they survive through those harsh winter months?

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2015 6:15 PM EST

in response to: Are there plenty of salt trucks in your area?
I'm snowed in five months out of the year.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:01 PM EST

in response to: Are you snowed in?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 9:11 PM EST

in response to: Today is great. Tractor parade day right past my home and about 40 old tractors just went by and the newest one was probably 40 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was old riding lawn mowers and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along.
The first twelve months... How many months do Brits enjoy a year?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 2:16 PM EST

in response to: What is the best weather indicator?
Are the sailors delights rolled in flour? Jobby cakes are good in the winter. We sell them as chocolate but people don't notice. Its all linked up to the human sewerage system. Enormous profit in the first twelve months.

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 6, 2015 2:13 PM EST

in response to: What is the best weather indicator?
That's what they say but it's not true. Especially with booze- for me anyway. I went 6 months and drank again. Another bad habit i have is biting my nails. I quit for 3 months to have nice nails for a wedding but ended up biting them again a month after.

/ JAN 28, 2015 11:50 PM EST

in response to: Anyone drinking tonight?
I did for just over 6 months. Then I drank on christmas and 4 more days after that. Then I got back on the sober train for the last few weeks. Then found a beer under my bed I forgot about so I ended up drinking that. Then since I did ok with the one beer I thought I'd have just a little more a different day. And that's where I'm at.

/ JAN 28, 2015 11:38 PM EST

in response to: Anyone drinking tonight?
Hi :) Y'know, all things considered, doing real well. Things have been great for a couple months now. How about you?

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2015 5:31 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I have to pee! Will you hold my hand?
Three months is a minor miracle for someone like you. Try not to get too upset when she ditches you.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 2:47 PM EST

in response to: I've been dating a girl for over three months but in the past couple of weeks she has stopped texting/snapping me first. We still hang out all the time and she is very loving. If I want to get a hold of her I have to contact her first. Should I be worried?
As a full time professional grower I only get to smoke about one weekend in every four months.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:34 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
As a full time professional grower I only get to smoke about one weekend in every four months.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:34 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
It was coming back inside because it's cold outside. I had a pet tarantula once. He went many months without touching his food.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2015 5:00 PM EST

in response to: i have this spider at home lives in the corner of the window been there about 4 months. i threw it out the window once only it came back in and left me a ball of web that it appear to point to like it had some kind of success. so i took it as a sign and let it be. its now gone back to the corner of the window. i have never seen it eat. how does it even live?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. Mother Fuсkers!

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2015 6:03 PM EST

in response to: Mother Fuсker! I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
In 9 months you will know for sure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2015 12:53 PM EST

in response to: How do I know whether I'm pregnant or just ate too much?
No. I watched that one several months ago.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2014 6:49 AM EST

in response to: What was the name of the movie I just watched?
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