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I bought this Longchamp bag months ago... It's GORGEOUS!! hahahahahhaghaahhaahahahh!

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 8:48 PM EST

in response to: I'm changing makeup bags... I love them both, but can't carry 2 makeup bags...
Depends on how much traffic it gets. Heavily soiled area more often. Generally, carpet: 1 once every six months. Cushions: about once a week. Some have removable covers that can be washed about once every six months. Spot clean as they occur and you don't have to clean as often. If you have pets who shed ,often, then you'll need to vacuum on daily to weekly basis. Yes, I give it a lot of importance to cleanliness.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 11:29 AM EST

in response to: How much importance would you give to carpet and cushion cleaning? How often do you clean your carpet?
The math does not add up. It takes an average of nine months to have a baby. So, therefore it would be impossible for her to have a 9 month and a 1 week old baby. Her body needs time to heal in-between each pregnancy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 2:19 PM EST

in response to: Me & my wife have 3 children together, 2 twin 9 month old boys & a 1 week old little girl. She's asking me if we can have another, how do I respond to this? We love each other very much & want as many children together as possible but we've only just had another & I don't know if it's too soon to be thinking about adding another bundle of joy to our current family editions.
Simple solution: just start leaving your used tampons around. After a few months he'll get the idea. Why do you people insist on making things so complicated?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 1:12 PM EST

in response to: My spouse pees standing up. I have told him several times that no matter how careful one is, it leaves pee on surfaces. I have shown him several times how there is pee on the flat part of the rim. My problem is that he acts as though he is doing me a favor by sitting to pee. If he cleaned up the toilet area, I wouldn’t care a bit how he goes. But he gets very offended when I point out that standing up to pee just isn’t very clean. How can I convince him about this without getting him defensive?
Go to the Rat University. There you will learn how to be a nosy person in 8 months or less.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 3:54 AM EST

in response to: How do you become an interloper?
it's not about months, it's about much longer periods

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2014 9:48 PM EST

in response to: DO you think it is gobal warming that is causing the abnormal weather this month?
They better hurry up. Only a few months left.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2014 5:21 PM EST

in response to: In 2014 they are going to launch the James Webb space telescope.
Sorry for my insinuation. In my country people whine a lot. Ooh its too cold!, followed two months later with Ooh its too hot!

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 8:13 PM EST

in response to: The gods are angry. They bring thunder and lightning. We will pray. Weather is hot. We must bring forgivness.
If she is in decent health why not. Unfortunately I'm not sure a treadmill motor can take that kind of weight. Best to slim her down a little before the test. Cut out the ice cream, caramel lattes, and cookies for a few months.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 12:25 PM EST

in response to: Is it a good idea to have an over 500lb 30 year old woman perform a stress test?
I wish my mom didn't neglect me when I was 18 months old so I wouldn't have attachment issues.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 3:46 PM EST

in response to: What sandwich have you eaten that was THE BEST sandwich you have ever eaten?
I met my current girlfriend over the internet 6 months ago. So far, so good. It's still all relatively new but the relationship seems to be progressing normally.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 2:23 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had an intimate relationship with someone that you 'met' over the internet? What was the outcome?
i ate smores pop tarts and some old chex mix i found in the closet that's been there at least 2 months. i stashed it there when i was drunk and forgot about it.

/ JUL 14, 2014 10:28 PM EST

in response to: What did you have for dinner? I'm having oatmeal and b.berries... :) Yumm-O
About 6 months ago.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 8:31 AM EST

in response to: When was the last you wrote a letter on paper with ink?
Hi, my name is Mudiwa Najeeri and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my cooter, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me. (sorry this was late)

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 6:30 AM EST

in response to: Damn! I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?
Yes. There's so many things to see and do. And being stuck inside for the brutal winter months limits the adventure.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 4:10 PM EST

in response to: Do you ever view outdoor activities as adventure time?
Haven't washed them in at least 2 months. Probably longer.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 4:07 PM EST

in response to: How often do you wash your sheets?
About 6 months ago.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 3:45 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you bought a mattress?
You were probably freezing your nuts off just 6 months ago.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 6:16 PM EST

in response to: It's hot as hell out there. I wish it wasn't so hot?
6-12 months... Or finding a great lay

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 2:58 PM EST

in response to: How long does it take before a person is over a breakup and no longer rebounding?
I've had it since I was a lil tot as well... don't ask me why. don't ask me why kale was all over the place a few months ago either...

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2014 6:41 PM EST

in response to: Cauliflower... so in at the moment. What's your favorite recipe?
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