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There is nothing like the smell of burning fleash in the morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 6:32 PM EST

in response to: I'm sorry, your name is agent orange.
I gave one this morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 9:26 PM EST

in response to: Who gives a fuсking shіt?
Good morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 11:10 AM EST

in response to: Howdii Doo... 😘?? What ha doing??
Don't wake up tomorrow morning or else you will die.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2017 12:23 PM EST

in response to: Can anyone please give me a free psychic reading? I really want a reading, but I do not know any psychics. Thank you in advance for your help.
Good morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 11:42 AM EST

in response to: Anywhoo... what ha doing? ☺️
Think of all the cows that were raped to get milk for your morning bowl of cereal.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2017 10:02 AM EST

in response to: Are statements just (cereal) fillers for this site?
Will you still respect me in the morning?

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2017 5:01 PM EST

in response to: Anywhoo... am walkin here!! 😝
waking up this morning.

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 5:55 PM EST

in response to: i.imgur.com/zfE4dxE.jpg. When was the last time you regretted a choice you made?
Shove two bananas up your ass and call in the morning.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2017 6:43 PM EST

in response to: Does that "NRA faggot" guy know anything at all about the state of mental health in the US, and how many of these attacks are done by mentally ill people? I have no stake in this because I'm legally not allowed to own a gun (thanks John Hinckley Jr) but it shows ignorance about mental care in this country. How about sticking to REAL causes instead of setting up distractions from REAL issues?
What have I done? I just asked this question in the morning yesterday and when I checked back someone repeated it 100 times.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 2:54 PM EST

in response to: Who asked the first questions on this site? How did they do it if you need to answer a question before you can ask one?
When I have been tripping all day tomorrow morning my dog bit Ragina and I'm glad you are watching over the same person and you are watching over the last few weeks ago I lost the best way to be at the same time you think we will hear about it all day.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2017 8:07 PM EST

in response to: So my mom doesn't want me to be a teacher because she thinks the university courses to become one will be too hard for me because I have a learning disability.But becoming a teacher would make me so happy.What are your thoughts on this?
Its monday morning. Even scarier.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2017 1:49 PM EST

in response to: gloom, despair, and agony on me......WHOAAAAAA
morning. actually, its dark, but...

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2017 2:36 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
I'm the morning or after noon?

/ JAN 6, 2017 2:35 AM EST

in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
You'll be dead by morning

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 10:03 PM EST

in response to: If it snows at night, you can lay down on the ground, look up into the sky, and travel to space. Let the snow cover you over and fall asleep for full effect.
They played bad jelly by spike milligan on the radio this morning. That will be the best thing all day.

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2016 5:16 PM EST

in response to: How long before badjelly the witch turns boys and girls into sausage?
Good morning, Piglet. 🐷

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2016 11:03 AM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, how are you dining?? ☺
Good morning, Piglet. 🐷

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2016 11:03 AM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, how are you dining?? ☺
Do not write back to this comment. Do not write back to this comment. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. Do not write back to this comment. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. DO NOT WRITE BACK TO THIS COMMENT! Do not click the answer this button. Do not open your chocolate candy bar and bite it. Do not click the answer this button. Have a good day!

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2016 10:42 AM EST

in response to: Saddest moment of ur life?
Do not write back to this comment. Do not write back to this comment. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. Do not write back to this comment. Do not eat chocolate in the morning. DO NOT WRITE BACK TO THIS COMMENT! Do not click the answer this button. Do not open your chocolate candy bar and bite it. Do not click the answer this button. Have a good day!

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2016 10:41 AM EST

in response to: Saddest moment of ur life?
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