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Yes, very much so. I wake up every morning with my pants full of cum after dreaming of Guy Ritchie's amazing little snatch. Mmmm.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Do you like Guy Ritchie's Snatch?
It was on the news this morning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2016 3:08 PM EST

in response to: Mr.executive order banned the pledge today!
Morning tea time.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Am allowed breaks in between my studies... I'll read my text book from my kindle app... Am home today, still have to venture out later though. Yup!
Do we wake up in a different/alternate universe every morning

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 11:44 AM EST

in response to: I talked to a girl for close to 2 weeks. We would talk about alot of things. I helped her through tough times and motivated to carry on when she was down. She even said she thinks she can count on me and that i was a great she could easily talk to about her problems. Now, all of the sudden she stopped texting or even replying to my texts all together. I dont want her to love me or be my girlfriend, but atleast talk to me. Did i just get played? Is this what i get for helping someone?
I'm the author of this question and just realized almost 10 YEARS HAVE PASSED since I asked this. Now I have to reflect on the last 10 years. I didn't need that this morning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2016 8:07 AM EST

in response to: I\'m wasting my time at work right now asking dumb questions here... Should I be feeling guilty...? It\'s 4AM right now, and I work the night shift at a hotel.. It\'s not like I\'d be doing anything else......
Its not morning, asshole.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2016 2:15 PM EST

in response to: Don't you love listening to a woman bitch on a beautiful Sunday morning?
Tear it down? You nuts? We're only just getting started! Just found this golden oldie this morning- "Im a sixteen year old girl and my dad insists on strip seaching me to see if i have drugs he does not even use gloves when he looks in my pussy it makes me feel dirty what should i do? / OCT 25, 2006 12:40 PM EST"

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 8:45 AM EST

in response to: Tear down this website, is there no justice?
Havent done anything all morning. I think in my boss's eyes I deserve to die.

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2016 7:01 PM EST

in response to: There is no way out.
So I found out this morning I did pass the test. I passed the test, but not nearly as well as I had hoped. I think she said it was a B. I want an A, dammit! I'm actually a lil upset over this. It was one of those tests you bubble in, multiple choice.. And all I was seeing and thinking about while she was talking to me and explaining the grading system was the red marks/ticks the computer made on my score card. Am not happy. ........ Soh ( ID-263 )

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2016 7:38 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Am doing laundry... Then I have to run to school earlier, way before class to study, cause I haven't studied in a day... Annnnd am a very very busy person these days! And I love it! Wouldn't have it any other way! How are you doing? What are you doing? 😝
I got the job. Asked if I could work Sunday morning sign-on shift and they said Really??? My very first for-real paycheck followed 2 weeks later.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2016 4:49 PM EST

in response to: I think I screwed up my first ever interview at freaking subway. How was your first interview?
Can't Wait to get to class Monday morning. We're being tested and I have a feeling I'm gonna ace this ƒucking test and be done with this class like last semester. Yay! Can't wait. I'll know immediately after testing if I did well on it or not!

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 8:48 PM EST

in response to: If we're not friends, what are we? 😊
" If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning..........."

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2016 11:24 PM EST

in response to: Oh kay oh kay oh kay....if I put your left nipple between my front teeth, place my right middle finger up your ass would you hit my left thumb with a hammer???
I wiped my ass with that this morning

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2016 2:03 PM EST

in response to: Why are you people wasting time here today? It is a perfectly beautiful day for maje.
8:46 may have a point. A story on UPI news this morning "Health effects of Hiroshima, Nagasaki bombs not as dire as thought"

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2016 10:27 AM EST

in response to: Is Japan setting the pace with 22 gold medals?
The FL's not going to help you now. It's into the breech or a whipping.. nightmares and then.. your favorite.. Monday morning!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2016 11:11 PM EST

in response to: Is the FL here tonite?
Goodbye friend. I already have. Its monday morning here and we have piledrivers.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2016 5:19 PM EST

in response to: I'll be killing myself by Monday
Style likes to have a shower in the morning.

CANADA / JUL 29, 2016 11:45 PM EST

in response to: I'm alone with my bf. We're both girls an both drunk. Advice?
co gives you brain damage so you will be dead by the morning.

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 9:07 PM EST

in response to: hey soh I think I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I have been falling asleep at every surface
well I'll be going to bed now and we'll see if I make it to morning

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 9:03 PM EST

in response to: hey soh I think I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I have been falling asleep at every surface
When the c0ck crows in the morning you will hear its call.

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2016 2:55 PM EST

in response to: My 14" fully limp c0ck just woke up and is ready for its first strike. Remember. Strike her with your dong.
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