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Take a pinch of cyanide and call me in the morning.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2015 2:05 PM EST

in response to: why my brain work so quickly but my body is so lazy? and my brain could easily forget my laziness even though it knows it is wrong to be like this?
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age.

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2015 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Have the years been kind to you?
Thanx alot u just put the that in my head all morning

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2015 10:27 AM EST

in response to: na nana nanana nananana hey jude
Wait until morning.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2015 1:14 AM EST

in response to: Is it too late for a cup of coffee?
Just a little this morning but it is very chilly for this time of year.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2015 5:19 PM EST

in response to: Did you get any rain lately?
Probably the sleep I had this morning. I don't sleep well, so...

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2015 10:09 PM EST

in response to: What was the happiest part of your day
Good morning resident idiot

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2015 9:21 AM EST

in response to: So, Dr Sanctimonious let me ask you a question. Do you think your saying "Good morning resident idiot" every day for like 40 plus days helped in any way?
Coffee: A delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2015 8:46 AM EST

in response to: You're in a coma. Wake up.
JOKE OF THE WEEK One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 10:19 PM EST

in response to: You and I, we're two peas in a pod.
Ever notice many mornings idiot would say oh Dr Sanctimonious where are you or word like that then magically Dr Sanctimonious appears. hahaha

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: Dr Sanctimonious must be gone for real! no posts. Do you think he wilted under the pressure or will he pull a soh and come back even though he is not wanted here?
I'd also say resident idiot. Dr. Sanctimonious would keep saying 'Good morning' to you, even if it's the afternoon.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2015 9:46 AM EST

in response to: Who would you rather have a beer with; Dr Sanctimonious or the resident idiot?
good morning Dr Sanctimonious. Gonna answer any of my questions?

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2015 8:09 AM EST

in response to: 49 Good morning there, resident idiot.
good morning Dr Sanctimonious

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2015 11:03 AM EST

in response to: 48 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Good morning t'u 2

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 8:52 PM EST

in response to: 46 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Hey boring ass fuсk face. How are you this morning? Boring your family this morning too?

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 8:22 AM EST

in response to: 46 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Teddy, you won't see me on Monday morning. I quit. I'm tired of your bullsh*t.

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2015 3:46 AM EST

in response to: Greg, it's Teddy from Macmillan-Barrett. Just a quick call to congratulate you on Friday's conference. Professionalism like that is a rare commodity - in your generation. Good to see a young man who takes life seriously and understands the value of a sharp tie and a crisp white shirt. Well done young man, see you bright and early Monday morning.
Good! You're on time this morning... You're still a pompous jackass too. How are you today?

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2015 7:38 AM EST

in response to: 43 Good morning there, resident idiot.
two hundred some, I will weigh in the morning

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2015 1:36 AM EST

in response to: join me as I try to lose 40 lbs by July. I will post my starting weight tomorrow morning, so watch for my post.
Good morning!

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2015 3:32 PM EST

in response to: 40 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Rained all night until late this morning and now the sun is bright.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 10:46 AM EST

in response to: so, it's raining like hell here. what's it doing there?
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