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When i woke up this morning my dick smelled like a dead fish.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2017 11:55 PM EST

in response to: do fish have feelings
Good morning to you and your family and friends.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 3:02 PM EST

in response to: Press the middle button on your keyboard, see what sentences u can make
1:35 is cranky today, his usual morning pussy had to go to preschool today.


in response to: Mr. PC Content Monitor and the child molester are the same troll. That guy is one sick freak. People like him should kill themselves before they act upon their sick fantasy and destroy an innocent child.
I have 7 dates tommorow morning and 3 in the afternoon and 5 at night. So tell me, who has a lot of dates... I do!! I really need a break from life, I'll just be watching Netflix all day...

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2017 11:43 PM EST

in response to: I go on too many dates.
I fill the bowl every morning and then I smoke it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2017 8:14 AM EST

in response to: I'm taking bigger dumps and filling the bowl higher now than ever before.
Is that what you tell yourself every morning when you look in the mirror?

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 5:47 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trumps I.Q. is “even higher” now that he knows that the United States Virgin Islands are part of the United States. He must be like a smart man now.
omygawd -.- Don't ask for an advice if you're studying in the middle of the night..One, cramming before an exam doesn't help and never will because your mind needs rest and you girl/boy sucking it all in the brain making it difficult to digest and it's all full.The next morning you forgot everything, the brain shuts its memory..Unless if you're some kind of a prodigy or Einstein to do things the last minute maybe yea..goodluck~

/ OCT 13, 2017 10:29 AM EST

in response to: I have a geog, maths and religion exam in morn I havent looked at my books yet, its now 1:22am, please motivate me to do so, help
Goof morning to you too!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Goof morning... are you plump? ☺️
I found some indigestable fibre in mine this morning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2017 7:17 PM EST

in response to: I love pooping, I love the smell of my poop so much I used to smell the toilet paper every time when I was a kid but now I only smell it if it is a particularly interesting or juicy wipe.
I remember the exact moment I realized it was time to leave the sex party and go home. It was 7:30 in the morning, and I was standing in front of a bunch of cots filled with piles of naked men. A man dressed in a leather jacket emblazoned with the words "human urinal" was next to me, a funnel strapped to his face.


in response to: Where's the best place to go to be used as a human urinal?
Today will be better. I had sex this morning.


in response to: omg... I just emptied my dryer's lint trap and I felt something crunchy in the handle. I put the trap back and looked in the handle, and there was a giant dead spider omg today is the worst day.
I said Happy Birthday this morning and I'll say it again ... 🎂

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2017 10:58 PM EST

in response to: It's my birthday! So I hope everyone will be nice on here and will wish me a happy birthday 😁
If you just want a beer that's okay but if you mean you crave alcohol like in the morning and every day it could be on way to alcoholic.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 3:59 PM EST

in response to: Does craving alcohol make you an alcoholic
Wake me up in the morning.


in response to: You're my favorite kind of night..
Hi soh. Once in the morning, once at night.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2017 9:41 PM EST

in response to: How often do you play with your nasty self?
Good morning, I don't.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2017 9:46 AM EST

in response to: Good morning. I have a small dick.
Never it is the morning and I wish to do nothing during daylight hours!

/ JUL 23, 2017 4:50 PM EST

in response to: go to bed
Well, I have a white board in the room and a to-do list on it. So when I wake up in the morning, I look at the board and recollect. My memory isn't something I'm proud of.

JAPAN / JUL 16, 2017 11:12 AM EST

in response to: Do you pay your bills on time? If so, how?
Was listening to Adele on my walk this morning, quess I'm a lil depressed now.. It shows

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 12:57 PM EST

in response to: I'm all out of love for you guys... there will come a time when I'll just sneak away slowing for little by little for good, and the only remaining memories will be tattered photographs, silly, dumb posts and answers, etc... I tried. God knows how I tried, but it wasn't enough for you. I wasn't enough for you...
Good morning disgusting white devil.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 3:38 PM EST

in response to: Good morning you stupid nіgger cunts
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