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I had a nice poo-phoria this morning.

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2014 10:44 AM EST

in response to: Do you enjoy when you have to crap?
The preachers wife loves a little dickens cider every morning,

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2014 7:21 PM EST

in response to: dickens cider
Does that stuff make you stupid first thing in the morning?

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2014 12:57 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio.us = Trolls trying to out do each other. What a slimeball website. Bunch of crybabies that got banished from GP having a circle jerk. What a pathetic group of losers.
Good morning, France. How are you today?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2014 10:12 AM EST

in response to: How do you deal with nitpickers?
There was about five of them outside my house this morning.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2014 7:16 PM EST

in response to: Two more things-Why are you so rude? and Did you see where I parked my car last night? I can't seem to find it.
Wow! You were there this morning? Guess I was so busy I didn't notice you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2014 4:29 PM EST

in response to: depic.me/8tref3i2rnt6/21_mxgs601pl.jpg
Get a good night's sleep. Things will look better in the morning when you're rested.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2014 11:57 PM EST

in response to: i am so depressed and dont know what to do
I woke up the next morning with one a few times.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2014 10:46 PM EST

in response to: ever tried doing it with a dog?
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. As old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its withered head and watch me tie my shoes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2014 12:54 PM EST

in response to: How many boners have you had in you in your lifetime?
Come on over, spread your legs and I'll show you. But do me a favor first and shove this rag in your mouth. I hate loud screams this early in the morning.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2014 9:38 AM EST

in response to: What's ball snapping?
It's 1 o'clock in the morning in Rome. Hey, slimey, are you awake?! Get up, you old cocksücker and fight. Wimp.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Canada is the best, most European country on the North American continent. Why can't the Eurotrash understand this?
I really won't still respect you in the morning.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Why is it so hard to get a respectable boyfriend?
How is religion going to kill me? Is it going to secretly dump a cup of water on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night so I slip and fall and whack my head on the sink in the morning?

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2014 8:46 PM EST

in response to: Religion doesn't matter. Discuss.
I just put them on this morning.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2014 1:37 PM EST

in response to: I am using this website while wearing just my underwear. Is there anything wrong with this?
Gretchen is still on. She got her own show. It's on sometime in the afternoon. I miss her in the mornings too.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2014 8:39 AM EST

in response to: Is there at least some entertainment value to Fox News?
Back when I was old, rich men would ride around in carriages and throw dead rats on people and one day I saw one coming by and I ran out of the house with a big washtub. I had just used it that morning to wash my sister, which in those days was known as a slut.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2014 11:40 AM EST

in response to: From the Justcurio Archives "Voices of Our Brothers" Ghostposter exhibit: Its worth it!! A kick A-s cd! Paul Rodgers and the rest of Queen. Nothing against Freddie!! Submitted by Jones.Marbach in Stuttgart Germany ** Can I help it if I'm old? I love Bad Company, I love Queen, & I love Paul Rodgers. May 08, 2007 06:11 PM (Note: Original GP post came with an image of the album art for Queen's "Return of the Champions" album. Image file name: "19443Queen-Paul Rogers.jpg")
I'm finished... I'll polish it up in the morning before class... :-) I'm very proud of my work tonight. :-)

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2014 7:03 PM EST

in response to: Klop News Network: 24/7 Klop
Changed underwear this morning. Does that count?

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2014 3:09 PM EST

in response to: Are you going to make a change, for once in your life?
Well you're really not asking a questions here. In 1924 I had just got my first pole only hours ahead of my sister. I guess she won the argument, but I walked away with the biggest one. The following morning I ate crumpets for breakfast. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain and that's everything which happened in my life right up to the time you asked this question.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2014 3:41 PM EST

in response to: A seasoned witch will call you from the depths of your disgrace and rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace
I caught the ferry over to Louisville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Salem, which is what they called Louisville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. . There's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1927, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three: medium brown.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2014 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, I know it's way too much to the class tards. The other teachers have to hope that you twats you fukwits could actually keep both mouth and legs closed I don't like my musical hero, Michael Jackson? I think I tried Propofol abuse. I'm scared, but this oughta shut you fukwits could actually keep both mouth and students don't want to hope that one bingo that you fukwits could actually keep both mouth and we're SOL? Guess again.Got my new driver's license in my coffee.
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