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Just did that very thing this morning.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2014 10:57 AM EST

in response to: Do you often suffer in silence?
I had two bowls this morning, one wasn't cereal. The other one wasn't cereal either.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2014 8:59 AM EST

in response to: I've won 116 games of freecell in a row. Impressed?
No need to feel sorry for me. I accepted the reality of things many years ago. Death is natural. When my wife left to visit with her sister this morning, I knew there was a chance something would happen to her while she was gone and I'd never see her again. Same with the kids. At the end of the day, shit happens. Knowing that makes one appreciate things in a new light.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2014 8:53 AM EST

in response to: OK, It's apparent that the person who answers questions with 'mehxt' is bored with the question. I'm OK with them being bored, cos, quite frankly I'm bored with them. However pointing out that they're boring as hell to try and get them to stop answering 'mehxt' works as well as them posting that answer to stop people from posting the questions they find boring. So my question is this; what exciting questions can we ask to keep the 'mehxt' answer at bay?
I woke up this morning in my own bed and not in a hospital ER. I believe I will set the same goal for tomorrow.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 9:50 AM EST

in response to: What's the latest goal you've achieved?
Daily. Because I hate eating first thing in the morning.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 6:45 AM EST

in response to: Do you ever skip breakfast? Why?
What is morning.

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2014 12:54 PM EST

in response to: Hey... what is going on this morning?
Going real well, thanks. Leaving for the Upper Peninsula in the morning. Meeting friends in Munising tomorrow night, hang with them until Sunday. Then heading home.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2014 6:36 PM EST

in response to: I hate that yer always so mean to me... :( I don't do anything to you.
It's morning here.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 11:06 AM EST

in response to: Anyone else find it unfortunate that Texas has the unfair stereotype of being dumb rednecks? Because that stereotype only belongs to the displaced Europeans who shouldn't even fuсking be there in the first place. All those "fat, dumb, rednecks" should FUСK OFF back to Europe! The REAL Texans are the Navajo and Hopi tribe that got their land stolen by these GREEDY FAT FUСKS!
Waking up in the morning next to someone when you don't remember their name.

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2014 9:06 PM EST

in response to: What are some situations when telling a partial truth may be okay?
There is only one true idiot here and he does seem to post more in the morning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 11:51 AM EST

in response to: This place seems to be better in the evenings. Mornings seems to be when the idiots are here. Why is that?
11:05, saying that "mornings seem to be when the idiots are here", doesn't necessarily mean that *everyone* posting in the mornings seems to be an idiot, but it definitely means that idiots don't seem to post *outside the mornings*.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 11:35 AM EST

in response to: This place seems to be better in the evenings. Mornings seems to be when the idiots are here. Why is that?
The idiots are here morning, noon and night.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 11:05 AM EST

in response to: This place seems to be better in the evenings. Mornings seems to be when the idiots are here. Why is that?
9:56 must be one of those morning idiots.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 10:49 AM EST

in response to: This place seems to be better in the evenings. Mornings seems to be when the idiots are here. Why is that?
Alcohol ruled my life and I would always be thinking about what, when, and where I'd drink next. I'd drink at night, regret it in the morning and feel like crap at work. It was an exhausting cycle and I couldn't do it anymore. My drinks of choice were captain morgan, bud light lime, or pino grigio.

/ SEP 15, 2014 10:58 PM EST

in response to: I made it to 3 months sober
ME tv or Antenna? I got sucked into Gilligan's Island this morning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2014 1:28 AM EST

in response to: Man from U.N.C.L.E is on. That is an old show. Ever see it?
Not until the morning light.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2014 11:23 PM EST

in response to: this has got to end
heliotropium good morning but I want him

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 5:23 PM EST

in response to: How is this any better?
My neighbor comes home soaked in sweat about 2:30 pm after working on a farm all day, he leaves about 5:30 in the morning.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 1:35 PM EST

in response to: Wow 4:30 am and my neighbor is off to work already (he works in a mine)
I woke up at 530 this morning, took the wups out, and now, I need some real exercise. :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 4:50 PM EST

in response to: The other day, I was at a restaurant and a 5-6 year old came tearing past my table heading straight for the door, his mom hot on his heels screaming "John Tyler, don't you dare run out that door!" There was a busy street 8 feet away and the sprog would have been street pizza. Are all kids these days born retarded, or do parents not teach them anything about safety?
I woke up at 530 this morning, took the wups out, and now, I need some real exercise. :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 4:49 PM EST

in response to: This is lesson # 3
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