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What's the fućking methead doing on GP at 3 in the morning anyway?

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 6:45 AM EST

in response to: Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. Canadian Koala ( ID-50 ) CANADA/Mar 03, 2015 03:01 AM
My mother in law called this morning and said she got eight inches last night and she lives in Florida.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 2:34 PM EST

in response to: Oh! It's snowing... :)
Dude as a dedicated hogger, take my advice. Only do the cute fat ones, the ugly fat ones make you run screaming in the morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 2:08 PM EST

in response to: Who plans on going "hogging" this weekend? Raise your hand.
morning noon and night

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 5:50 AM EST

in response to: are you going to jack off in the morning ?
prolly rub one out in the morning

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 10:21 PM EST

in response to: Sooo, Yay, tomorrow's Friday... Any Valentine's Day plan's?
I get by without any stimulants. It's called being an awesome chipper morning person. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 1:13 PM EST

in response to: Before the discovery of coffee (or tea), how did the human population survive the mornings?
I'm not in morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 11:06 AM EST

in response to: Good morn Stranger! What's going on in your world today?
Hang on a minute i'm lost. All i did this morning was get out of bed, have a coffee..

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 7:43 PM EST

in response to: Is the biggest known star bigger than the solar system, i.e., its circumference larger than the orbital circumference of the outermost planet Eris?
Unload it. When your neighbour is asleep, wipe the jobby on his head. When he wakes up in the morning, you can hear him scream. Or he might love it like Kentucky fried chicken. Mmmm. finger lickin' good.

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 4, 2015 5:59 PM EST

in response to: I'm so bored. Why doesn't he ever do anything... interesting?
What's a sunside job? Yes it was. There's too many anomalies in the reported facts and much of it wouldn't turn out that way unless the dice was weighted. Training exercises that morning, tower demolition, the time it took to set up charges etc., Jane Standley having reported an event before it happened etc. takes time to prepare.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2015 10:04 AM EST

in response to: 9/11 was an inside job - yes.
Light grey. First thing I see in the morning is the toilet.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 9:26 PM EST

in response to: What is the first color you saw today?
Do you have yell so loud? It's still early in the morning. Grumble, grumble.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 10:00 AM EST

in response to: Yodels... (Ahem... clears throat) Yodellll EEH HEE WHOOOOO!!!.... :D
goood morning!

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 6:16 PM EST

in response to: good morning friends!
At 3:18 this morning.

UNITED KINGDOM / JAN 20, 2015 6:25 AM EST

in response to: When was the last time you felt at peace with yourself?
In the morning, and about an hour.

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2015 11:02 AM EST

in response to: At what time do you go to church at and how long does it last?
Tell me something, OP. Does this obsession grab you first thing in the morning? Or do you work your way up to it.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2015 5:02 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio.us Archives Presents "Voices of Our Brothers" Ghostposter exhibit: It's me!! Am in the Peens, and my ATM card isn't working. I tried signing in my online bank, and they say that my account is frozen due to repeated attempts to eat cat hit out of Pia's ćunt!! The fuсking boinkers!! Don't these assholes know I am overseas and need cash... Pls. help! What should I do???........ Soh ( ID-263 )PHILIPPINES/Nov 08, 2014 01:05 AM
Not yet but will be by morning.

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: Are the roads slippery where you live?
Just take the morning after pill as a precaution.

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2015 12:40 PM EST

in response to: How do I know whether I'm pregnant or just ate too much?
You will be blind by morning!

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2014 5:15 PM EST

in response to: My eyes did a strange thing today. Very briefly, just for a few seconds, my vision distorted. My surroundings distorted and shifted and scrambled. Then I was fine and there doesn't seem to be any other problems.
Well, good morning to you, too. Panties are so awesome! Who invented them should be highly praised.

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2014 11:33 AM EST

in response to: Good morning! I ♥ panties!
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