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co gives you brain damage so you will be dead by the morning.

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 9:07 PM EST

in response to: hey soh I think I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I have been falling asleep at every surface
well I'll be going to bed now and we'll see if I make it to morning

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 9:03 PM EST

in response to: hey soh I think I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house because I have been falling asleep at every surface
When the c0ck crows in the morning you will hear its call.

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2016 2:55 PM EST

in response to: My 14" fully limp c0ck just woke up and is ready for its first strike. Remember. Strike her with your dong.
Gloomy? Sunday night. More difficult? Monday morning. Cheer up!

UNITED STATES / JUN 9, 2016 11:17 PM EST

in response to: Which do you think is usually a gloomier, more difficult time: Monday morning, or Sunday night?
My thoughts exactly. On a monday morning. Same usual stuff. That yes its your fault i am landless and a peasant among barons - yes you should die.


in response to: Somebody please kill me
There's a capital I in "morning".

NETHERLANDS / MAY 23, 2016 2:20 PM EST

I love the aroma of warm Virginia in the morning

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 8:36 AM EST

in response to: Virginia
If she doesn't know anything about you start a conversation by saying hey or good morning(obv). I'm going to assume that it's almost the end of the school year for you, so be like,"aren't you glad school's almost over?" and just listen to her. Try to find out some interests you guys have in common and just ask simple things like,"how was freshman year?" or "what teachers do you have"? This will start to build and she will become fond of you.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2016 8:32 PM EST

in response to: Okay guys, so I have Been looking out to this really beautifully faced girl. We take the school bus to high school and for the first time she sat next to me! I know, you are probable y thinking " hes lame", but I have been admiring her secretly for a whole year! Shes a freshman and Im a senior. She sat really close to me, and i could feel her leg and breath with my leg. Should i talk to her next time she sits next to me? Thanks
*morning.. ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2016 9:27 PM EST

in response to: I know what I'll do this mining!! I'll blast Meatloaf and dance around!😝
I posted on here a few days ago about a school morning tea I have with the principal. I decided that I will either stay home 'sick' or if I go switch the fasting day for the 500 cal from the previous day or take calories from other days. Eg. Make a 200 cal day 100 and use those calories for the day of the morning tea function

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 2:23 AM EST

in response to: I have been on the abc (ana's boot camp) diet for a week now (today is day 7) and I have not lost any weight. In fact I think I have gained weight as jeans that used to fit me comfortably just before I started are now tight.
Only get one if you are prepared to be constantly feeding them and cleaning their cages or they will stink. Maybe your parents don't like the sound of Guinea pigs squeekin at 4 in the morning or every time you hold a carrot or some celery? You could always paint a pet rock and spend your time scrubbing the enclosure and feeding it imaginary food

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:57 AM EST

in response to: How do I convince my parents to let me have a guinea pig? They say I'm not 'responsible' enough. What?!
Yes I do. I don't know what to do at the morning tea especially since there isn't anyway to get out of it other than having the day off. My parents were informed that I was invited and insist I go. I am in year 11 and haven't eaten at school scince primary school. I have Asperger's so I am the person who would least benefit from spending time formally together. I heard from another student that they discuss friendship?

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:38 AM EST

in response to: I am on the ABC Diet. I just finished day 4. I have a compulsory morning tea with the principal and other teachers with about 5 other students. Next Wednesday is a fasting day so I can't eat that day. However I have to eat everything on plate (hundreds of calories and carbs) should I switch this fasting day with the day where you can eat 800cal or a switcheh week 2 Tuesday and Wednesday
Breakfast is a meal reserved for Sunday mornings.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2016 10:56 AM EST

in response to: Anyway, am up early... Gotta get shît done, ya know... Time is of the essence. Watch a gonna be doing today? 😊
I had two fat girls in my bed this morning.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2016 2:41 PM EST

in response to: Do you have bedbugs in your bed?
Papa flooded my inbox w emails this morning.. Ugh, I swear I thought it was spam. I think he's bored.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2016 9:11 PM EST

in response to: Can you come pick me up pls? 😩
If this is you, responding to what I sent this morning, then I think so.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2016 9:18 PM EST

in response to: I quess I should start walking...
Don't try to be anorexic!!! Being thin is not cool, trust me. If you are unhappy with the way you look, then every morning wake up, stand in front of your mirror and list 5 good things about yourself. Just remember you're beautiful just the way you are, and don't need to change. Anorexia is a very dangerous disease and isn't something to take lightly

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2016 1:24 AM EST

in response to: I am trying to be anorexic and I am throwing up and starving myself...but i am 13 and my mom wont let me exercise outside of school.....and i cant go to after school acivies cuz my dad is in college(35) and my mom has 5 other childeren. What do i do????
Reading your profile is like a breath of fresh air. You seem like a really nice girl. How are you doing this morning?


in response to: I made a fake pof account with a filipino woman's photo and I've been sending out Soh's fatman messages to random people... someone responded "Get off pof when you are drunk. You make yourself sound like a crazy person. Goodbye."
In the wee hours of the morning...

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2016 10:01 PM EST

in response to: At what time at night does late become early? E.G. 3:30 Am, 4:00 Am,...
Good morning! On the road to Chicago. Have a super day :)


in response to: Good morning... Just... Boinking.... Through!
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