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I married a nice fatty and on our wedding day she was beautiful; or was I drunk....Crap, I don't remember. All I know is now she is skinny, ugly and mean as a snake.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 5:39 PM EST

in response to: Are fat brides considered just a beautiful as thin ones.
Be nice to me or I'm leaving... :(

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2014 6:49 PM EST

in response to: take your bullshít to GP, cunt!
boinker... Be nice to me!

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2014 6:45 PM EST

in response to: Tony Stewart did it on purpose. Discuss
Nice and firm.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Do you like your buns nice and moist or a little crispy?
The last time I went to the store and purchased cabbage. It was a nice firm head. Made cabbage rolls out of it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 11:44 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you got some head?
Oh! I come and go as I please... you should know that by now. :) Oh, but ducky, it's so nice to see you... :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 11:32 AM EST

in response to: Aw, always so mean to me... :( Oh! I'm getting ready to go out! I can't stay home all day, that's too confining. Should I go to Central Park this morning? :) Or... I can make cookies.
LOL at T & B. Yes it's going to be a hot one. Plenty of time to spend outdoors grilling food, friends, drink and the pool. A saltwater pool. Ooooo, so nice.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 6:02 PM EST

in response to: The supposed last blast weekend of the summer. Any plans?
nice! How do you do yours? Thick, chunky, and moist or thin and crunchy? ........ Soh ( ID-263 )

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 1:37 PM EST

in response to: I want to make cuntmeal-raisin cookies. :) I think the nicest recipe is under the lid on the Quaker Cunts brand. :) I always add extra cunts.
I want to make oatmeal-raisin cookies. :) I think the nicest recipe is under the lid on the Quaker Oats brand. :) I always add extra oats.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 1:12 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Summer is nearly over! I can not wait for fall to roll around in Pia's ćunt stuffed with cat šhit!! I'm SO, SO, excited!! :)
Would be nice to have money to throw away.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 1:09 PM EST

in response to: ugh my regular instant mocha mix was out of stock so I threw a couple starbucks instant drink mixes in the cart... when I got home I discovered that I had paid $16.00 for 10 drink packets that taste like an old dish rag. I should have known better!
The ones that I have known are very nice people. Just don't want them coming to my door.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 12:39 PM EST

in response to: What's up with Jehova's Witnesses?
In five billion years, the sun will expand and engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2014 1:17 PM EST

in response to: why would you answer my question, regardless of what it may be? what drives you to do it?
Ah, a least she is being nice. Even if she didn't post it as a question.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 1:10 PM EST

in response to: HaPpY BiRtHdAy, ducky!! I hope you have a nice day, and I know youre traveling... Hopefully you see this in a day or two... :) *huGs*
This is *not* about me, or moderating stuff... This is a nice Birthday greeting, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't post crap on it. Get outta this thread. It's not meant for you...

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 1:09 PM EST

in response to: HaPpY BiRtHdAy, ducky!! I hope you have a nice day, and I know youre traveling... Hopefully you see this in a day or two... :) *huGs*
nice typing cunt!

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 6:48 PM EST

in response to: :)... :)... :) burps... again! :)... :)... :D
Good. Maybe the prude and I can have a nice conversation.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 2:23 PM EST

in response to: Oh! the prude is on... gonna go .
I would call that prude a nice person that has common sense.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 2:05 PM EST

in response to: Oh! the prude is on... gonna go .
No, am not always rude and obnoxious... :p I can be sweet, nice, and totally normal... But there's always this asshole who curses me out.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:42 PM EST

in response to: *burps* In your face... In your face!
If you want to be mean I can get real mean, I'm trying to be nice.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:40 PM EST

in response to: You'd really like some information of sex, huh? "getting wet" "masterbating" What the hell is wrong with you? Then you call me a cunt. Youre a fuxking sicko. Hahahhahahahaaha
nice!

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 9:42 PM EST

in response to: Where can I get some drugs?
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