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Made from thin sheets of pastry, it’s disk shaped and about 2” in thickness.. The width being the size of ur palm last time I was there I brought back several in my carry on luggage. But by the time I got home and opened one, they had gotten bad, spoiled. So good.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2019 11:25 PM EST

in response to: Hello my sweet sweet bean pie. 🤗 Speaking of beans! In the Philippines, there’s a snack like dessert which has ground up sweetened beans as a filling for what looks like a lil mini cake. I don’t remember the name, but I’ve seen them at China Town (my little China girl que the music 🎶) Now you know..
He’ll open a prepubescent boy’s asshole

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / SEP 14, 2019 5:37 PM EST

in response to: Will Italy open his heart to me? I have the lock and he has the key. I'll give him love if he, just turns the key...
I want to vomit when she opens her mouth

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2019 3:45 PM EST

in response to: When IBG opens her womenhood up to me and recieved my love loin, i cant get over her smokey smell and lose my erectile charge.
It means that the Catholic priests are one of the few Christian authorities who are openly continuing this sacred tradition that Jesus started. Steve Beerсock’s adopter home of Italy is the international capital of pedophilia, which is why that pedo сunt moved there in the first place. Amen.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2019 9:31 AM EST

in response to: JC proudly presents our new feature: JC Theology Time. Jesus was not only gay but a pedophile in that children were brought to him so "he should touch them." (Mark 10:13).This may explain why the gospels report that children were made to "suffer" to go to Jesus. (Luke 18:15) What exactly does this mean?
Doesn't really answer the question. The thing is, Jesus was for the poor and disadvantage ie people trying to come to this country to escape violence, poverty and persecution. The same ones they want to keep out. And Jesus was also a pacifist and would have no reason for a gun. So the answer is a resounding no and no. But they're to angry and afraid to open their eyes and see that and follow blindly. Something else Jesus would have hated. Can I get an amen?

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2019 4:20 PM EST

in response to: I have a question for the bible reading GOP following hypocrites, there seem to be a few of you here today. Well at least one. Anyway, do you seriously believe that Jesus would ever own a gun or vote for anyone in the GOP today?
No I'm not a Democrat. I actually am open to opinion and Democrats don't have that either.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2019 11:45 AM EST

in response to: The only wall trump has built is the one he uses to divide Americans with his hateful and bigoted rhetoric.
I didn't have to open my mouth to type this so you probably did fart. Never trust a fart, you most likely shlt your pants.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 7:30 PM EST

in response to: Every time Trump tweets about Ilhan Omar, I think, “There goes the schoolyard bully, picking a fight to try to impress and rile up his fellow playground thugs.
Everytime you open your mouth I think, oops i just farted.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Every time Trump tweets about Ilhan Omar, I think, “There goes the schoolyard bully, picking a fight to try to impress and rile up his fellow playground thugs.
Omg Trump just opened a bottle of beer! Someone, anyone, if you love America, impeach him now! Impeach him! He is not fit to run this country!

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2019 12:29 PM EST

in response to: Like all bullies, President Trump is trying to make himself seem stronger by picking on the most vulnerable among us—but I would have thought even he would understand that kids with cancer were off-limits.
I thought it was open carry in Texass

CANADA / AUG 31, 2019 7:59 PM EST

in response to: Today’s mass shooting brought to you by Texas.
Nazi: National Socialist Germans' Worker's Party. AKA, everything other than Trump. As for kids in cages, that was under Obama, though Trump hasn't gone to great lengths to stop it, instead focusing on the anchor baby issue. Trump is also more pro-gay than Obama going into office, the only Republican who supports the LGBTQ community from the get-go. Remember, Trump was a Democrat before 2016. Trump has openly condemned white supremacists multiple times, including Charlottesville.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2019 11:10 PM EST

in response to: Where did nazi come from today? What the fuсk does it matter. Fuсk the nazi bastards, bigots, racists.homophobes, misogynists, ppl that put kids in cages and separate families. Fuсk trump.
Just cracked open a Stella and I'm getting ready to beat my wife.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 5:34 PM EST

in response to: Green tea, and coffee snd water, me finks.. 🤗
Some of them should be open by 7am

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 6:28 AM EST

in response to: WHE DO THE SHOPS OPE? I WAT TO TYPE lGGER CUT PROPERLY
This place is more open than that boring, pretentous blue site. Not a fan of the pedo stuff (and I can't really defend it) but I'm still glad that JC isn't as dictatorious as GP

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 8:38 AM EST

in response to: I'm so pleased JC is back. This is the only website where you can really say what's on your mind. For example, those miserable bastards at Sickipedia blocked my IP for the following joke. What's the best part of raping a sexy 9 year old girl? Having make up sex with her the next day :)
Next you remove her bra, then I will open a new condom.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 8:55 AM EST

in response to: What do you think is next? What will you do next?
Yeah, it's only complicated because of how they phrase it. Basically: 3 doors. 2 with goats. 1 with a car. You choose a door. What are the chances of getting a goat? 2/3. I then open a door that you didn't pick to reveal a goat. Let's review, if you picked a door with a goat, and I opened a door with a goat, then the other door must be a car. What were the chances of picking a door with a goat? 2/3. So if you change you get a 2/3 chance of getting the car.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 9:06 PM EST

in response to: Is there anyone around that really understands the thing with the 2 goats and the car?
Open your eyes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 9:17 AM EST

in response to: Trump calls the media "the enemy" and now Democrats "dangerous mobs". Will he have us gunned down for peaceful protest next? Trump is a danger to our democracy.
Probably try and go into it with a open mind and be very careful. Older guys can be great as they're more mature, respectful etc. But he still is a junior, so there is still the worry that it might not end well. As long as you go into with this kind of mind-set then there's no reason to not go for it, and just see how it goes. If it ever feels wrong then end it, but if it feels natural (to both of you) then a freshman and junior isn't so odd.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2018 3:51 PM EST

in response to: I'm a freshman girl. I really like this guy, but he's a junior. We're friends, but I'm not permanently "frend-zoned" and I think he might like me back. My parents are fine with dating but the age gap might be a problem. Please don't tell me older guys only date younger girls for sex. He's not like that. I just want to know your opinion of a possible relationship with him?
I open you all don’t fink I’m the op because I don’t ove you guys...

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2018 7:06 PM EST

in response to: Love you guys 🙂
t'is better to remain silent and thought the fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt!

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 5:31 PM EST

in response to: More shuddappa’s to You!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
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