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FRANCE / MAY 25, 2017 11:25 AM EST

in response to: how does it feel to die?
Pinch your ball sack until your dick starts spewing blood, then after a while you will bleed out and die. At least that's how I did it when my cousin was having this same problem. Don't worry, the pain goes away after you do.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:46 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
May OP suffer from the worst possible cancer ever. May his death be painful and take many, many years.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 5:31 PM EST

in response to: The woman in the local cancer charity shop has just called me an inconsiderate bastard for smoking outside her window. I told her to fuсk off, If it wasn't for people like me she'd be out of a job. Dopey fuсking witch
Enjoy your newly painted bedroom...

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 1:06 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs... how are ya doing?? What are you doing?? TELL ME.
I'm painting my bedroom.

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 12:51 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs... how are ya doing?? What are you doing?? TELL ME.
...I'm a responsible man who just happens to show his love for children in a way that society considers unorthodox and I'm normally really gentle with the girls I molestHowever, as I saw Samantha's tiny little body shivering as she giggled something came over me. I wanted to fućk her rough. I forced my сock right uip her tiny little vag and she screamed in pain. The more Samantha screamed the more I enjoyed it...

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 2:16 PM EST

in response to: I saw three 9 year old girls in MacDonalds. My favorite was a brunette with olive skin and large lips. She was wearing a white tank top (which showed off her prepubescent tits nicely), a denim skirt, and white glittery flip flops with a kitten heel. The little tease sat with her legs slightly open so I could see right up her thigh, but not her underwear. She went upstairs to the toilet and I looked upwards so I could get a look at her undies...
Time. Sounds cliche but seriously, there really is no other way. Losing someone is going to hurt less and less with time. ...probably the last thing you want to hear, but I can tell you from experience it's true. I've lost a mother, father, a fiance (the love of my life), grandparents, and more loved ones. I was miserable after each loss. However, I am happy today because...you simply learn to continue. You have to. There is no "quick fix" that lessens the pain of losing someone.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 1:21 AM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
It's going to take time. I learned this the hard way. It took me ages to realize that if they didn't care about me I didn't need to care about them. I could have been doing so much and I let my mind wander to them. That wasn't fair to myself, so that's when I let go. Start by finding a way to give yourself closure. Look at all the reasons why you shouldn't stay and then toss the thought away. At some point, you'll become numb to the pain. Then it won't hurt so much anymore.

CANADA / APR 29, 2017 2:45 PM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
You need to get out of your cave and realize that evolution did happen. I'm proud to say that I'm Spainaird Indian and I'm proudly marrying a very sweet Iranian. Get educated you moron.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 8:25 AM EST

in response to: 🇺🇸🇺🇸THERE ARE TOO MANY NlGGERS IN AMERICA. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE NlGGERS HANG FROM TREES AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 🇺🇸🇺🇸
You need to get out of your cave and realize that evolution did happen. I'm proud to say that I'm Spainaird Indian and I'm proudly marrying a very sweet Iranian. Get educated you moron.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 8:25 AM EST

in response to: 🇺🇸🇺🇸THERE ARE TOO MANY NlGGERS IN AMERICA. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MAKE NlGGERS HANG FROM TREES AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Drawing, writing, fishing, sculpting, painting, horse riding, gardening, chess, carpentry, reading, biking, exploring, hunting, etc., etc., etc., etc.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 10:14 PM EST

in response to: I'm 15 turning 16 and I don't have any hobbies. Used to dance but it got boring. Now all I do is sit and play videogames. Any hobby ideas?
You are a fat, disgusting, sub-human homunculi. The world would be a better place if you stopped breathing. I hope you die in pain.

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 11:14 AM EST

in response to: Still mad at me, huh?? 😖
You are a fat, disgusting, sub-human homunculi. The world would be a better place if you stopped breathing. I hope you die in pain.

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 12:58 PM EST

in response to: Fùck this fùcking DUMP, and fùck you fûcking ASSHÔLES,!!! 😡🖕🏼😝🖕🏼😡😝🖕🏼😡
They just say its smoke inhalation to make it sound less horrific when actually most people die on fire in the most painful way possible. hope this helps

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2017 4:32 PM EST

in response to: 2 people I knew died in a fire last night.. they were on the second floor and the fire was on the first floor and rose into their apartment.. can anyone tell me if it's most likely they died from smoke inhalation or their floor falling through into the fire? :(
I don't give a flying fùck, can I paint the picture any clearer? 🖕🏼😝

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 9:49 PM EST

in response to: Oh my!! I'll post me findings on GP. Y'all are rather full of it ☺️
I got caught huffing paint and during the stripsearch they found a gram of tar in my cooch.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 2:12 PM EST

in response to: What have u been arrested for in the past?
Ok Did you paint your toenails??

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 10:46 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, I want everything clean!!
Painting my god dam toenails.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 10:45 PM EST

in response to: What is your labour of love?
When you paint your toenails! Duh

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 10:44 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, when will this ever end?
Paint your toenails??

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Idk what to do tonite... 🤷‍♀️
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