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My blood. Never thought I'd be able to stick myself but it isn't painful at all.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 6:41 PM EST

in response to: What do you check every day?
To sit around and do nothing is far worse than having to deal with the pain. So mind numbingly dull.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 2:57 PM EST

in response to: Is there nothing like waking up to physical pain and knowing that you still have to move on with the day?
They aren't as bad as people say they are but they aren't fun. Be sure to get something for pain as it last for about a day and then you recover.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 7:52 AM EST

in response to: i doan wanna get a root canal
I'm glad you like pain.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 12:55 PM EST

in response to: Alright, sooo... boink you, and boink yer nasty comments about me!
Ibuprofen is a pain killer and will lower a person's temperature. I used to take four 800 mg a day for pain.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Alright, sooo, this Tylenol Cold, Multi-Symptom daytime liquid is BULL$HIT... It's not working, and I do not recommend. I feel feverish and achy. I'll go straight to bed. :)
I created the sound of madness. Wrote the book on pain.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 7:46 PM EST

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Spammer is but little thing compared to all the people who abuse the animals in this world. That fur coat wasn't given up without the pain and misery that was inflicted upon the animal who once wore it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 3:54 AM EST

in response to: I HATE YOU SO VERY MUCH SPAMMER
How would you like it if I painted your ass green and spanked you like a naughty avocado?

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: She wants that lovey dovey that kiss kiss.
I'll bet your customers love your whorish paint.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 4:38 PM EST

in response to: So I decided to paint my toenails. A lovely shade of frog green to match my personality. It's so gorg! I also got me a new shade of lippy gloss. Passion Plum. Did I tell you about that? I have some sweets left over from last night and a bottle of whiskey. :)
It's painfully cold. :(

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 10:17 PM EST

in response to: It's really cold out tonight, how are you faring?
Yeah when I get my newspaper and letters and talk to neighbours over my freshly painted white picket fense

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 12, 2015 4:54 PM EST

in response to: Do you ever drink your coffee in the street?
A wonderful injection of a pain killer.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 3:58 PM EST

in response to: What is something a nurse might give you?
Pathetic. Like beerc˘ck's paintings.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 12:56 PM EST

in response to: Did you know that there are losers who think they "own" a site just because they post 100 comments in a row every now and then?
Steve Beerсock's painting's are so bad, that I think he should join the Young British Artists movement, along with other Limey hacks such as Damien Hirst and Tracy Emin.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 11:05 AM EST

in response to: Why do certain losers think that they are screwing with people here?
I don't find painted ladies appealing at all.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 12:54 PM EST

in response to: What color nail polish do find appealing?
Ran into the bathroom door once after taking a leak in the middle of the night. Door was head on so I didn't see it. Woke up on the floor bleeding from a gash on my forehead with my then GF freaking out. Sucked. Remember the impact, pain and a flash of blue/white light, then heard, didn't see or feel myself hit the floor.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2015 11:58 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been knocked unconscious by being hit by someone else?
Unbeknownst to her a baseball bat lays nearby. *grabs bat and swings* A loud crack is heard. She winches in pain as the newspaper falls from her hand. Try that again, bitch!

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 1:43 AM EST

in response to: *Walks by and swats you on the head with a rolled up newspaper... again!... BiNG!
There are too many of those lousy paintings now.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 11:21 AM EST

in response to: Shouldn't you be off painting another picture?
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 7:33 PM EST

in response to: Why does the universe exist? Why is the universe the way it is? Why are we alive? Why are we on the thin crust of a molten ball of metal?
He only knows how to paint crap.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 6:44 PM EST

in response to: How many Beercocks does it take to get convicted of arson?
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