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I didn't have to open my mouth to type this so you probably did fart. Never trust a fart, you most likely shlt your pants.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 7:30 PM EST

in response to: Every time Trump tweets about Ilhan Omar, I think, “There goes the schoolyard bully, picking a fight to try to impress and rile up his fellow playground thugs.
I have wet pants.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 12:38 PM EST

in response to: MAGA hat computer chips set to stun. You will not believe anyone but trump. You will not believe your eyes. You will not believe your ears. You will only believe trump. Now walk like a zombie and insult everyone who dares questions trump.
Mr Happy Pants you are having a bad day.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 10:20 AM EST

in response to: MAGA hat computer chips set to stun. You will not believe anyone but trump. You will not believe your eyes. You will not believe your ears. You will only believe trump. Now walk like a zombie and insult everyone who dares questions trump.
Steve Beerсock has a prepubescent boy in his pants

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 5:47 AM EST

in response to: I've got a tuna can in my pants
72% of justcurious participants are just as stupid as the other 28%.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 1:53 PM EST

in response to: 72% of trump supporters are just as stupid as the other 28%.
Pull down your pants and bend over.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2019 5:00 PM EST

in response to: Arrrg!! I come to fight fight fight!!
He would shít his pants if he ever met any GP in person.

CANADA / AUG 5, 2019 4:27 PM EST

in response to: UNIBALLER FOR POTUS. HE’S THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SOLVE OUR NlGGERIZATION PROBLEM. DEATH TO NlGGER CUNTS
I'm the person who asked this question. We only first met last month. He never said anything to me at first but sometimes he'd look at me from across the room. And no, I don't dress like a "f*ggot." I wear t-shirts and sweatpants most of the time. The reason people think I'm a girl is because I'm short and have a girly voice. It doesn't help that I hang out with a lot of girls. People always just assume I'm a tomboy or a lesbian.

CANADA / OCT 17, 2018 9:35 PM EST

in response to: I'm a guy but most people think I'm a girl (I won't get into why). There's another dude in my class who started complimenting me and asking about my other classes out of the blue. Is it possible he has a crush on me, thinking I'm a girl?
The paranoid wimpering,, pants-peeing, psychotic-fear of trunp by democrats has motivated republicans more than they were in 2016

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2018 1:53 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump's sexism and racism is helping to energize Democratic voters to levels never see before in a midterm election.
Momma momma, make bad trumptrump hate "wournalists" ... mommy make trump be like me say... me wether my pants

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 9:17 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump Lowe’s his mind after Saudi Arabia kills a journalist? Why the fuсk does this orange сunt care? I thought he hated journalists?
Momma momma, make bad trumptrump hate "wournalists" ... mommy make trump be like me say... me wether my pants

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 9:09 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump Lowe’s his mind after Saudi Arabia kills a journalist? Why the fuсk does this orange сunt care? I thought he hated journalists?
Real Soh is cool... fake Soh says bad stuff (fake Soh = trumphater aka: mr. dribble-pants aka: Mr yanks, wants & jacks his dadda aka: trumphator aka: big homo-lazy-boy

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 3:41 PM EST

in response to: I am stalked my mother fûcking demons... yet guarded by Angels... 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
Listen up BITCH! i will fight you. Im the one who wrote the nyquil and benGAY... emphasis on GAY COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR PEDO SEX PERV, USELESS, UNEMPLOYED, WELLFARE FRAUD, SACK OF CRAP OLD MAN... I'll kick your ass but... just don't bring ypur leaking pants creep old man or I'll kick his ass too!

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2018 10:35 PM EST

in response to: Ok. I am insulted. This is not a joke. Some ass believes he's hunger s thompson. Mak8ng up lies about my father who is not a perv, never molested me and doesn't use nyquil. Oh except you said he shoves it up his butt. I will pay you, I will fly you to my city to meet me in a park8ng lot after hours to settle this. I'm as angry as I've ever been.
He’s shítting his size 40 underpants

CANADA / OCT 13, 2018 5:07 PM EST

in response to: It sounds like somebody is getting scared of November. I wonder why.
Clean the shіt out of your pants.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Life stinks
Well, little Tina, trumphater is what scientists call a "pedo-creep" hes always looking for excuses to touch boys. Like last year he was a superhero... "hot pants high heels, transexual tolerance & diversity man" with dig-in-his-pockets petting zoo!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 9:57 PM EST

in response to: Mommy why does tha cheeseburger greasy trumphater man ask little boys to play bouncy-buckaroo-cowboy on his flabby, moist, stained lap-area???
Momma gonna spankum?? For dodo in his pants!

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 9:37 PM EST

in response to: 1950s rock had memorable songs.. this topped th3 charts in 1958. "Oooooooo....ooo lala.. he do the Trumphater twist.. ner-ner-ner. The trumphater twist... she shakin pudgy WHITE BOY BURT... he a self hatun white tub of fat n gas... ooooo yeahhh the trumphater twist... he dribbled in pants... trumphater rwist... m9mma gonna spank him for making dodo in his pants.. he trump hater twist!!
4:20 you are an absolute moron. "Ants in the pants" refers to anyone who cannot sit still for whatever reason. There are no racial or sexual connotations attached to the saying. Obviously you are another example of a low info, no life expeirence child who has had his or her head stuffed full of detestable prog propaganda.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Do trumphater shuffle in stomp...just like frankenstein he shuffle shuffle n stomp... stomp .... through the castle at night... stomping the village WHOAAA WHAT FRIGHT.. ... trumphater peein on the door He itchin & scratchin, that boy got ants in his pants..
'ants in his pants' is slang of 1950s ignorant white teens, meant gays twitch and squirm from repressed deviant urges.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 4:20 PM EST

in response to: Do trumphater shuffle in stomp...just like frankenstein he shuffle shuffle n stomp... stomp .... through the castle at night... stomping the village WHOAAA WHAT FRIGHT.. ... trumphater peein on the door He itchin & scratchin, that boy got ants in his pants..
I can count to twenty one if I take off my pants.

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 8:52 PM EST

in response to: You have no voice anysway.. so you don’t count!
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