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Country? I'm not even from this planet.


in response to: What country are you from? I guess a lot of people show up as USA even though they are not American.
Don't think of God as anything man-made, think of God as everything beautiful and everything painful in this universe. Think of God as everyone you love most, and the most hateful people you can think of on this planet. God has created all of this and has a purpose for all of this. He is simultaneously humble enough to speak with each of us, and powerful enough to have brought us, our species, and the conception of self-consciousness into being.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 1:49 AM EST

in response to: I donít understand how someone could be an atheist. Think about God as software, right? If you were to look at Godís face, your head would explode. Because your head is a calculator, and the amount of information that would be embedded in his face would fit only on a Google-size data center. Your head cannot handle that much information. Stop looking for God.
I don't think the animals of this planet should have to suffer because of mankind's ignorance.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 2:44 PM EST

in response to: If you want to get rid of all the diarrhea you should nuke planet Earth. How about that?
Because then you would plunge the planet into a nuclear winter and screw everyone residing on the planet. Damning you, your mother, your dad, your dog and the school janitor who keeps molesting you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 11:43 PM EST

in response to: Why didn't we drop those nukes on Europe during World War 2 when we had the chance?
Are you the same Slimey Limey who is complaining about dark skinned people immigrating to Britain? Because you Brits "immigrated" to 2/3s of the planet's land in the 1800s, and you all seem fine with it. Maybe if all the Native Americans, Australian Aborigines, Carribbean Islanders, and even the Falklands (correct term is Malvinas) were all given back to the original inhabitants, then we can take you seriously.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 3:22 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if Elvis had converted to Islam, grown a beard worn a turban and sandals, white Muslim man's blouse and become governor and brought in Sharia Law military police in America and ordered all U.S. women to wear a black cloak and pray everyday, ban rock music and sex for having children only, not for having a good time?
A Chihuahua is a small dog. It is still a dog. Aerie? I've not heard of that one. Is it another mythical or hypothetical planet?


in response to: Why do so many people still think that aerie is a planet? Didn't famous Black STEM-Lord Neil DeGrasse Tyson say that it was a dwarf planet, and that they don't count?
What are "normal" planets?


in response to: The Justcurio Astronomy Society: Dwarf Planets: The term dwarf planet is a prestigious class of celestial body awarded to only the most kickass planets in the Solar System. Dwarf planets are known for being classy and hard to reach. The Best One? Eris. Eris is the queen of mean. "Eris" is derived from the Greek goddess of making sh:t happen. What are some other good dwarf planets? Are dwarf planets better than "Normal" planets?
The third answer is by an ape trying to copy (or ape) a scene from Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972).


in response to: The Super Bollocks. It should be filled with diarrhea. They dress in nancy clothing and the crowds get excited about a scrotum being thrown around. It's all gay nancy perfume for men.
I think if an asteroid were big enough to have a moon we would call it a planet.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2015 2:32 PM EST

in response to: How many asteroids have their own moons?
planet nŪgger records

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 2:44 AM EST

in response to: Where be them white big boody women at?
Depends on the planet.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2015 5:27 PM EST

in response to: Would you travel to another planet if you could?
Planet Earth

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 8:27 PM EST

in response to: Where are you from, friend?
You are the most kind hearted person to walk this planet. Your humbleness is such an inspiration to all to have graced your presence.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 4:31 PM EST

in response to: Do the people asking these stupid fuсking questions too inept, oblivious, and self involved to recognize that they are fuсking stupid and belong here?
Its pluto. the dog like nose kid. also the planet name fits.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2015 4:08 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Interactive Video Entertainment presents Celebrity Name Game: The game where you have to guess the real (or fictional) public figure with only a single sentence. First round. He is both a planet, and a dog.
i use the fap'o'matic to sustain time on the whole planet of earth. its quartz. works like a dream.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2015 8:49 PM EST

in response to: How do you balance your time?
There is no religion of peace on this planet. All religions are evil.


in response to: Do folks in Paris still think Islam is the Religion of Peace?
Might as well nuke the whole planet. It's a mess everywhere.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2014 3:15 PM EST

in response to: I wish Europe got destroyed
There's only 1 Universe though, but I do hope we would at least make it to other galaxies soon. It would be cool to see what planets in Andromeda would look like, as well as seeing the outside of the Milky Way for the first time.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2014 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Will humans ever travel to other universes?
It's not the guns that kill or the people that kill. It's the evil little bullets. They are the true master minds behind it all. Once they eradicate all the humans and other life forms they will take over the planet. Evil little bastards.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 1:25 PM EST

in response to: I love the way middle easterners bomb their own schools and children. what a great culture!
Really? What planet did you come from?


in response to: Today is my very first day here!
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