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Don't get angry, she has autism. It is perfectly normal for autists to act like 6 year olds. She is so autistic I have to play the Tard Card for her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 10:29 PM EST

in response to: I was lucky enough to find the cutest blue wallet... :) I love it! I'm not a wallet person, I can simply put all my cards in a leather card holder, in my back pocket, and off I go... :) Oh, but this wallet is special... :) It has a baby owl on it!! AND, it's blue... love blue... :) I hate to use it.. I don't want it to get dirty...
As long as you don't play any of that heavy metal crap.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 4:00 PM EST

in response to: Is it time to go put on some music?
Playing with your own titties doesn't count.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Well? What are you going to do about it?
I'm gonna get drunk and play with some big titties.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 4:26 PM EST

in response to: Well? What are you going to do about it?
Get some chores done, if have pets take care of them(feed, walk, play), play some video games, watch a movie, text/or call family or friends, plan a nice dinner, take some photos of nature, or just waste the day hanging out here answering questions and ask more questions.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 3:06 PM EST

in response to: My bf had to borrow my car and now I'm stuck at home for the next 5 hours. What to do?
Notice god's neutrality here. He created 'him, the devil' and made him fly away. He didn't eliminate or bind up the power of evil. The devil will be back to play another of god's games another day. There is a saying, 'God help the people'. Is god really the devil? Is god really the imagination of his creation, the devil?

/ JUL 24, 2014 11:06 AM EST

in response to: I looketh up to the sky, and saw a bog, and from it came all filth. In it was the devil with jobby. So I called out, and commanded it come down. And cometh down it did upon the rock. The bog full of jobby smashed on the rock and the diarrhea came out on the land and killed all the people and there was a smell. It was the devil and I commanded that he flew away.
It sucks not having any friends to play with, Doesn't it?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 10:52 AM EST

in response to: I looketh up to the sky, and saw a bog, and from it came all filth. In it was the devil with jobby. So I called out, and commanded it come down. And cometh down it did upon the rock. The bog full of jobby smashed on the rock and the diarrhea came out on the land and killed all the people and there was a smell. It was the devil and I commanded that he flew away.
I play one on TV.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 9:14 PM EST

in response to: Are you some kind of psychic?
I'm going to play with the ipad mini now...

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:42 PM EST

in response to: Why do you wanna be so mean to me?
Ya better thank yer lucky spanx, I am here!!!... Or else, you'll just sit here playing with yerself!

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 7:44 PM EST

in response to: How was yer day? Mine? Uneventful.... boring, lame...
Yes I do and I enjoy every minute of it. We make it part of our foreplay.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 5:59 PM EST

in response to: Do you have to hunt for your woman's pussy simply because she is so damn fat?
Yes I have a huge wife and it plays hell with your back.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 4:09 PM EST

in response to: Has your back ever gone out?
Bye, Felicia. That phrase, from the movie "Friday," is a hip way to end a conversation or showcase annoyance. The actress who played Felicia, Angela Means Kaaya, is shocked the phrase has made a resurgence in popularity the past couple of years. The movie premiered in 1995 and nearly 20 years later, it's become a hashtag on Twitter and useful slang.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 11:27 PM EST

in response to: Even more of Steve Beercocк's fuскing racism: Join my war campaign: "Kill the little brown bastards before it's too late!"ITALY/Oct 20, 2012 06:44 AM I can't believe GP would allow this type of double-standard, yet disagreeing with anyone in the "in-crowd" is considered "trolling".
i was playing off 10:07's answer. In Anchorman Will Ferrell says "IT'S SO DAMN HOT....MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE" while walking down the street drinking out of a carton of milk

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:22 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for this night?
that's one of the many, many, many countries in the world that don't play a role in my life

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 7:45 AM EST

in response to: How does Isreal make a diffrence in your life?
Play the lottery or go strip at the gentlemen club.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 12:17 PM EST

in response to: How can we get rich quick?
I would check out all the mundane things first before calling it a spiritual apparition. The mind is a powerful entity and can sometimes play jokes on us.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 2:36 AM EST

in response to: My daughter said she felt like there was a ghost in her room watching her. Today, I was in the hallway and saw someone walking across her room from under the door. I assumed it was the cat. I opened the door to let the cat out of her room. But there was nothing in the room. What should I do? Ignore everything? Move her to another room? I want her to be comfortable.
Oh, sweet talking, eh? I've heard you were a player.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 10:55 PM EST

in response to: Baby, you're all that I want... when yer lying here in my arms, I find it hard to believe we're in heaven...
Are you referring to the excessive bumper stickers proudly displayed on their Priuses?

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 2:34 PM EST

in response to: Why do libtards always "help" people that don't want or need their so called help?
Yes, sure you do. Now be a good boy and go play in the street.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 11:20 PM EST

in response to: I have the biggest dick in the world. Discuss.
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