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Someone tells you that they would be happy if you would go away and not come back and they would be happy to see you leave. You have rocks in your head to think that is a compliment.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2017 10:49 PM EST

in response to: I didn't fink I'd have Internet access hers, but.. turns out, i do!! 🤷🏻‍♀️
I like to skip rocks, I was pretty good at it.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: On a nice Sunday afternoon do you like to go down to the Big Muddy river and throw rocks in it?
Rock n Roll is a dangerous profession.

CANADA / MAY 27, 2017 10:28 PM EST

in response to: R.I.P. Gregg Allman
Everyone knows that morbidly obese pigs would rather eat than work. It's in their nature to be lazy and gluttonous. And don't even get started about that metabolism crock. Stop rating your metabolism issues will go away.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 5:50 PM EST

in response to: Can a company fire you for being morbidly obese?
To a shop or cafe. Too late now. I grabbed a rockstar.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Wish i could get a coffee. I can. But not without diverting.
my shaft is a rocket

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2017 10:51 AM EST

in response to: How do you make a space rocket?
1. Get 1.55 million dollars 2. Get a S-IC First stage module 3. Get A S-II Second stage module 4. Get a S-IVB Third stage module 5.Get 65,000,000, pounds of solid fuel 6. Put the fuel in the rocket You're all set. Oh and bring some clean underwear ;)

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2017 10:47 PM EST

in response to: How do you make a space rocket?
acid rock

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2017 1:17 PM EST

in response to: What products are produced when limestone reacts with acid
Yeah I don’t want to be that gu#.8y230;&. I’m pretty young and I think it’d be great to start with real estate so early but I just want to be careful about it and avoid causing myself more harm than benefit. Here’s another dumb question, what would you say are some pretty obvious signs of when we hit rock bottom?

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 10:03 AM EST

in response to: What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever asked?
She IS a lard ass, dumb as a rock... people, she is FORTY FUÇKIN YEARS OLD, and still babbles like a teenager!

CANADA / APR 24, 2017 1:47 PM EST

in response to: Still mad at me, huh?? 😖
Hey kid, rock and roll, rock on.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 4:11 PM EST

in response to: Do you jump up and down in your blue suede shoes.
if by rock you mean dwayne johnson then no. if by rock you mean a rock then yes. goodbye.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 11:16 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with a rock.
A island is a rock.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with a rock.
I have but you dont listen and Im not a rock, I am an island.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 7:06 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever had a meaningful conversation with a rock.
Well, all I have to say to this is, you get what you give.. be nice to me and I, in turn, do the same. Treat me badly and you'll get it back. It's not rocket science. O wonder most of YOU are single too!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 10:09 PM EST

in response to: Hate you critters... I sometimes do... like now 😣
Coca Cola and button candy... or rock candy. ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2017 5:36 PM EST

in response to: Pepsicola or Cotton Candy?
Ugh, this pisses me off to no end... to fink, some fûcking sociopath, some fûcking psychopath gets his tiny rocks off praying on ppl!!!! So upsetting. It takes a seriously deranged weak, loser to methodically plan his attacks. Pathetic losers.. lol. They'll never be normal. Never gave a normal living relationship and I am sooo glad to drift off to sleep knowing this. Knowing they are the most unfortunate of all makes my day!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:32 AM EST

in response to: A now-former board member of the Calgary Homeless Foundation is facing serious charges, accused of homosexually assaulting and drugging a teenage boy and attacking another young man with a knife. Robin Adair Wortman, 62, has been charged with homosexual assault and assault with a weapon, as well as two counts of communication to procure homosexual services from victims under the age of 18. Investigators said he did not have any past dealings with police.
You have a head full of rocks.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 8:30 PM EST

in response to: I need shoes. Zappos is well regarded and very affordable. I think I will go with sling back kitten heels. Ill rock them with jeans.
rock is back.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 4:23 PM EST

in response to: Is there anything you freaks don't use to get your rocks off?
Bitches like you don't get my rocks off.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 8:32 PM EST

in response to: Is there anything you freaks don't use to get your rocks off?
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