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I'm sending that one to the Jesuit General.

CANADA / APR 24, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? A NUN THAT'S BEEN RAPĖD UNTIL SHE SHlT HER INTERNAL ORGANS OUT ITALY / DEC 25, 2014 07:01 AM EST
Yup! I send those *killyourself* messages, and he LOVES it.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 11:09 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
He's such a disgustingly *small* small person... :) I can feel him breathing with me, it makes me sick. Like projectile vomit... so I send messages... then ignore his repulsive advances... Secretly, I totally laugh at him! LMFAO at him!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
I send him telepathic secret messages. Schooling him on how he should kill himself!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 10:57 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
send her to my house

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: My wife has imposed a “bedtime” w/ the strangest punishment. She says I spend too much time on the computer. She says that if I'm not in bed before midnight, then we don’t have sex. The kicker? She starts w/o me and if I’m a minute late. I’m not “allowed” to touch her as she masterbates. She says “I’m cumming with or without you. If you wanna join you need to be on time.” I feel like this is blackmail and want to refuse on principle. I have been ignoring her for computer games. What do I do?
Send in the clowns.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2015 4:29 PM EST

in response to: 💩NlGGER💩
I don't think I'd like to meet anyone on GP. However, there are a few people that I would LOVE to send lil things tru the post, but that will probably never happen. ..............do you really not know how to spell and post?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Soooo, how are ya doin'? :)
Well, i might if you... hold on... I can't say thing in a public forum... Don't respond if you don't care to, but I'm sending another one now... brb.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: Is Sam around tonite?
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:39 PM EST

in response to: After I first heard the story of Anne Frank, I cried for days. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:35 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Why was there so many Jews in Auschwitz ? The entrance was free. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:37 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: How many Jews can you fit in an VW? Two in the front, two in the back, six million in the ashtray ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:39 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Hitler was a fůcking jew
Neither one. I'm using a clay tablet with a chisel to write out these in cuneiform. Which are sent to the gods, who use their magic to send it to you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: Do you still use a computer or just your phone?
It *sounds* OK, but send a selfie just in case!! I'll let you know after that! We can do this every morning. I can totally dress you everyday! (soh is so weird)

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 12:14 PM EST

in response to: MOTHERFUĆKER! GET THE FUĆKING CRASH CART! THE BASTARD'S GOT NO CUNTING OUTPUT!
Why not just send it up your ass for a good cleaning.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Someone keeps saying *blow me* on my posts/questions... I'll send you a nice Hoover, send me yer address!
I'll just send it to you % Veniero's Pastry

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Someone keeps saying *blow me* on my posts/questions... I'll send you a nice Hoover, send me yer address!
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 4:43 PM EST

in response to: Lookey here, you.... You! Come closer soo's i can tell ya a story. :)
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 4:43 PM EST

in response to: *rattling your brain like a rat in a cage*
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 4:43 PM EST

in response to: Bing Bong...
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Umm, excuse me, do you work here? No. Why not? Why don't you work here?
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