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Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 9:48 PM EST

in response to: Yo yo, check it! Are there any kloppers in the hooooouse!?
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Yo yo, check it! Are there any kloppers in the hooooouse!?
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 9:14 PM EST

in response to: I can ~boink~boink~boink if I wanna!
Yes. You should send her a copy of the picture, and one to your mother and one to her mother as well.

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 2:07 AM EST

in response to: A girl sent me a nude picture of her, i told her to stop because i have a girlfriend, but i also masterbated to the picture, should i tell my girlfriend?
Send pics of both. I will decide then

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 10:16 PM EST

in response to: A girl sent me a nude picture of her, i told her to stop because i have a girlfriend, but i also masterbated to the picture, should i tell my girlfriend?
On Facebook it is possible to PM each other and send pictures to one another. You could do it that way. But that depends on how well you know your friend and how much you trust them.

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2015 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Would it be illegal/legal to show a friend your guns online? I mean, not to scare him or anything of course. We are both interested in guns. And yes, I do legally own the firearms.
A country sending an e-mail message?

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 5:57 AM EST

in response to: How could I get Israel to email me?
Send it to me and I'll see it gets to the right place.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 8:31 PM EST

in response to: what are some charities that I can donate to that promote more birth control and abortion in Africa?
Am going to send a PM... If this is who i think it is... respond.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 6:50 PM EST

in response to: How are you feeling? I think I'm getting over my bug. :)
Hunny, can I send you a PM like the other night? Aaand, who doesn't use real butter. Parsley? I like your idea of the pasta. Bow ties are so cute!

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 10:10 PM EST

in response to: OK, I caved in. I went to the grocery store and bought the ingredients for the pot roast. And let me tell you something, the broth itself, with the herbs (thyme and rosemary) makes SUCH a difference. It's gorgeous. Baby red potatoes, sliced shrooms, garlic, onion, beef broth, it's sooo easy. Annnd, I deglazed the pan w/ half a cup of red wine. I would've added the whole cup plus extra, but I probably wind up fcuking it up ... burp!
There's this thing called e-mail. Random strangers on the internet communicate that way now. I'd rather not have someone send me Anthrax in the mail.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 7:15 PM EST

in response to: wanna swap PO addresses and bcome pen pals?
Boy, are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 5:10 PM EST

in response to: I drilled your mom in the ass the other day and she didn't even say thank you. Why is she such a big fat ungrateful bitch?
Boy, are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: My sister said she wanted to make love like in the movies. I got a handful of feces which I spread over her. I got the mop and started to do her up the ass with it. As she screamed in pain I told her that I was going to kill her. You should have seen the face on the bitch she was in so much pain and really believed that I was going to kill her. Her screams turned to dull moans of agony and she begged me to kill her, then I pissed on the bitch. It seems we don't watch the same movies.
Send her to my house and I will fix everything.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2015 1:28 AM EST

in response to: I feel bad about myself after me and my girlfriend climax. Sometimes I feel like my climax isn't as good as hers, then I start to feel a slight amount of jealousy, then I just feel really bad about myself because I feel like I could never achieve that kind of pleasure. Any help would be appreciated.
send me a message

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 10:52 PM EST

in response to: I like to drip in my house and my dick drips
Because they don't really know how to express their thoughts into written word. That is why there is often so much misunderstanding with texting. The writer knows what they are thinking but don't express in written words and assume that the reader knows what the writer is thinking when in fact they do not. If people would re-read what they have written unbiasedly before sending they would read it as the receiver would and perhaps re-write it better.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2015 10:38 AM EST

in response to: Why is it so hard for people to write in a reader-friendly way?
Epson salts are a god send or soak feet in one part listerine one part vingear two parts warm water

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 10:56 PM EST

in response to: What is a good relief for aching feet?
Can't say that I blame him. I wouldn't send you one either.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 6:29 PM EST

in response to: How come Jon Harris didn't send ME an email when this site first went up? I could have been a JC Pioneer but I didn't discover this place until a few years later.
I have a garbage bag of blessed pure beeswax candles in case God sends a plague of 3 days of darkness and pestilence.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2015 10:22 PM EST

in response to: I have lots of candles and food if the power goes out.
Haha, great such enthusiasm! Unfortunately I have aldeary left the village and am on my way down to Peru. The jumpers are only lucrative when bought 2 huge boxes at a time, because in single unites it's way to pricey. The price to send it to Holland made my ears clapper (as they say in Holland), but I am considering to do so in the future. Entonces, for this moment you'll have to wait till I am confident enough that enough people will buy a jumper!

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 2:41 PM EST

in response to: oh boy Dutchy proxy whore is spaming
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