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Break up with her once you get the expensive presents she gave to you. Then once she leaves crying look at the things she bought you and sell the things you don't want for higher prices than it was originally. Then send her the money you make from that or give her some expensive things in return as to say "I felt bad that I broke up with you when you gave me things, so I've decided to give you things."

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 10:05 PM EST

in response to: I want to break up with my girlfriend BUT, our six months is half a month away and she already bought a bunch of expensive presents for me. I feel bad because i don't want to hide it from her that i want to break up, but i don't want to waste a ton of her money by breaking up with her. But if i stay: 1. I'll have to spend a bunch of money too (she does deserve it but I'm almost broke and it will be pretty much a lie 2. I'll just break up with her like a week or two later anyways.
Kick him in the nuts. Send him to space.

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 8:31 AM EST

in response to: I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years. I'm happy with him and will most likely marry him. So recently I smoked weed with an old crush and we slept together twice on separate occasions.the first time so that I could experience high sex and the second just because. I did it to calm the urges I had for him and to get him out of my head. It worked. I still love my boyfriend but I feel so guilty and don't know what to do.
Post your name and address or else we won't know when it happens and where to send flowers.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 10:50 PM EST

in response to: I'm going to kill myself. Watch for my obituary.
Send him a picture of a salami

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 10:40 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if a guy you liked and you thought you really got on with sent you a picture of two ham baguettes one with ham hanging one one tight and asked you which one you are
Don't worry they will just send those to the areas where the students are welfare kids. They don't care if they get an education or not.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 11:02 PM EST

in response to: I don't know whether to laugh or cry... New York education officials are poised to scrap a test designed to measure the reading and writing skills of people trying to become teachers, in part because an outsized percentage of black and Hispanic candidates were failing it.
Lets find out.. am gonna lie down now... I'll send you the messages via telepathy! 😝

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 5:50 PM EST

in response to: Can 2 people share 1 heart attack?
Sure send him to prison right after Hillary is sent behind bars.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2017 8:20 AM EST

in response to: "Vice President Mike Pence used a private AOL email account to conduct state business and was hacked while governor of Indiana, the Indianapolis Star reported on Thursday. [...] Pence discussed sensitive matters and homeland security issues on the account [...] and an administration official confirmed that the account was hacked over the summer." Pence for prison?
send him to me

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2017 3:13 AM EST

in response to: How can I stop talking to this guy in a nice way cuz I found out he has a small dick??
Send them back Jewastan.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Are Jews the whitest looking Asians on that continent?
If you are a girl yeah . Send me nudes

/ FEB 20, 2017 12:59 PM EST

in response to: Are u up all night to get lucky?
It's okay, the f*gs love you! Sending you love and hugs from my gay heart to yours, may you continue your precious ranting forever while we chill with the rainbows and glitter

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 9:04 PM EST

in response to: GOD HATES FΑGS, FΑGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FΑGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FΑGS BURN IN HELL, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FΑGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FΑGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FΑGS, FΑGS DOOM NATIONS, THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS, FΑG TROOPS, GOD BLEW UP THE TROOPS, GOD HATES AMERICA, AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD IS DOOMED
A relationship where two people go out of their way to please each other. Be it bringing flowers, cooking favorite meal, or sending each other love notes/texts.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 5:18 PM EST

in response to: What is a romantic relationship?
help ive been in authentication for 14 minutes now... please send help

FRANCE / FEB 14, 2017 9:37 AM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
help ive been in authentication for 14 minutes now... please send help

FRANCE / FEB 14, 2017 9:37 AM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
im hardstuck plat but i need grills send help

GERMANY / FEB 14, 2017 8:34 AM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
Your mom sends me nude pictures all the time.

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 10:51 PM EST

in response to: ever seen your mom naked how, and why, did you like it or not?
Congratulations to your son for getting a job... The people deported probably were sending money to their families good thing that they now don't have a job to feed their families am I right guys ! Yay! Let's all be happy because people got deported to a place where they never grew up in because they lost their jobs! Hu raaaaa America great again.............. I hope you can read sarcasm

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 7:10 PM EST

in response to: My son finally got a job! He got a nice union job at a school janitor after ICE deported a bunch of people. He's super pumped. He has been looking for work since he finished high school last year. Seems like these raids are finally opening up the jobs held by illegals.
Unless you mean it in a friendly way and if he didnt rudely reject you, then sure. If you are sending it in hopes of him falling for you, its not worth it to end up disappointed.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2017 11:55 PM EST

in response to: Should I send the person I like a candy gram even tho he rejected me a few weeks ago?
Send me dead flowers

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 9:54 PM EST

in response to: Son, This is what happens when you fuсk a stranger in the ass!
Most journalists are worse characters than the people they try to send to jail.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 11:32 AM EST

in response to: "Four more journalists have been charged with felonies after being arrested while covering the unrest around Donald Trump’s inauguration." Will Трамп turn the US into a second Russia?
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