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UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2015 12:58 PM EST

in response to: Greatest words of wisdom?
If you could tell us why that is funny in 3000 words or more, send the answer with a stamped self-addressed envelope to JC's Weakly Laughs Competition, c/- box 90210, NY we will put you in the draw to win the JC holiday drawn at christmas.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2015 11:12 PM EST

in response to: I just went to GP. It's still down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Try flirting! Send little shoots and leaves over to that attractive tree over there. Now, here's a dating tip: book yourself a bird that moves your seedlings around. And by book I mean wait hopefully. The bird might move your seedling to her seedling, the best of bonding experiences. Now sex: you have to be patient. Wait for your roots to grow in her direction, and when they intertwine, that's sex. That's called "rootal sexual intercourse." Just remember, this is an emotional experience.

/ AUG 30, 2015 9:29 PM EST

in response to: I'm an 80,000 year old tree living in Utah, and I haven't had any sexual activity for about 10,000 years. What should I do?
I just want to send them back. No need for a refund.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 10:01 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the recent local store robbery just round the corner in America, is it time we brought back slavery?
Ill send you some kisses and stitches both to glow and to go

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2015 5:21 PM EST

in response to: You watch me breathe until I can't breathe... I'm with out your kisses, I'll be needing stitches...
Ugh, am outside the classroom... Sitting on the floor surrounded by lil ones, and the professor is still not here! Do they send you an email if a class is cancelled? Wtf??

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2015 2:34 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, I will no longer be around like before... I expect you to be good and sweet and caring of your fellow JCer.
No, it would be better to send them to her at home.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2015 11:16 AM EST

in response to: Im gonna send a girl 25 roses to her school. Do you think its romantic?
You really are back at school my little dog? I send you some good waves frrom our legendary koala character. Keep calm and carry on!

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, school is so HARD!... My Saphora Lunchbox leaked, and my juice box got squished!... I hate it!... Yeppers! :P
I'm too drunk. This sucks what an ass. So you're all nice and stuff and I send you pics then you won't send me any after I tell you I don't wanna play 'teacher' with you.

/ AUG 25, 2015 10:13 PM EST

in response to: I'm having sex right now.
Send me $50 and I'll tell you

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 8:44 PM EST

in response to: How can I change my country to say I'm in another country?
You used to send him PM..

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2015 9:51 PM EST

in response to: where's Songbe? I sent him a 💌 tonight... 😝
I do! Yer just mad cause I never send you a PM!

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2015 8:38 PM EST

in response to: where's Songbe? I sent him a 💌 tonight... 😝
send it to me pls

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2015 6:19 PM EST

in response to: even a boob pic won't help getting people to talk to me
Send some pics !!

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 8:52 PM EST

in response to: Soh's tits: (.)(.) Discuss.
Just ask her and she will send you a photo of them.

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 8:46 PM EST

in response to: Soh's tits: (.)(.) Discuss.
Hi Mudiwa, If you could tell us when it happens again please video it and send the url we will name and shame her thanks.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2015 9:17 PM EST

in response to: 068 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Do you want me to stuff your head up your arse and send you to bed?

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 8, 2015 8:18 PM EST

in response to: I was the one who made the first 3 "international law" questions about the US, Israel, and NATO, and it was never supposed to be a fuсking meme. Someone, probably a Zionist terrorist, made those meme posts because he couldn't handle the truth about how he lives in a terrorist state. I was trying to start a serious discussion about America's war crimes in the Middle East, but the people here are too stupid and ignorant to even fuсking care.
Send the message in encrypted Morse Code around the earth East to West (It must be East to West) and delivery of the message by courier. This should help, good luck.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 2:43 PM EST

in response to: How do you ask [as a lesbian] to kiss your guy friend, to see what the difference is?
If it happens again please video it and send us the url.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 5:15 AM EST

in response to: 066 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
It *is* extremely sad. of course. But my mum would have liked it, I think. She wanted her ashes thrown in the river by her home. The one of "My Cathedral," Then we chucked in a few weeds after the ashes and I thought they looked quite poetic, so I photoed them. I think it will make a good large canvas...alla Monet...ish. Then I'll send smaller (0.5cm x 0.5cm) prints and a magnifying glass to my family as they seem to like it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2015 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you have any fuсking talent at all?
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