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Ah, that's too bad. I bought a case load and am sending it to you as birthday present.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 5:32 PM EST

in response to: Do you like blue lipstick?
Send her a text

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 2:58 PM EST

in response to: I just turned 13 and I think I might be gay or trans and I also cut myself. How do I tell my mom I'm tired of living a lie?
Well, you have these choices: either give it to them in person, put it where they will find it, mail it and hope they do get it, send them an email, or text message.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 10:12 AM EST

in response to: I need to talk to someone about an emotional subject, but it never works out when I talk in person; I can never get the point across. I will write everything.I need to say on paper. I live with this person, but we never talk. What is the best way to go about giving this letter? Seems a little weird to just say "here" and walk away. And I dont wanna just leave it where they'd find it.
I hope this "buyer" scams old Beercňck good! --Not what I asked. Do you want to sell? I don't care how you disguise where I send the money. You seem honest enough. I'll make an account you can send what you want of your portfolio and we take it from there... or not.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2015 6:45 PM EST

in response to: Steve thinks someone will buy his shît paintings! Hi. Accepted a couple of commissions and been offered good money for a handful of them . Don't want to sell any yet as a friend wants me to exhibit in a city in Italy. Don't know when yet, though. Just enjoying painting and learning for now. Are you the guy with the farm? ITALY/May 23, 2015 03:30 PM
I believe I'll pass on that; if you end up in the hospital, I'll send you a card.

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 6:44 PM EST

in response to: Give it to me straight. Does this week old salad look okay to you?
Where do I send the bill?

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 7:56 PM EST

in response to: i have food allergies and i don't know what the ingredients in this lip gloss i got are. what do i do?
I'm sending that one to the Jesuit General.

CANADA / APR 24, 2015 12:18 PM EST

in response to: WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? A NUN THAT'S BEEN RAPĖD UNTIL SHE SHlT HER INTERNAL ORGANS OUT ITALY / DEC 25, 2014 07:01 AM EST
Yup! I send those *killyourself* messages, and he LOVES it.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 11:09 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
He's such a disgustingly *small* small person... :) I can feel him breathing with me, it makes me sick. Like projectile vomit... so I send messages... then ignore his repulsive advances... Secretly, I totally laugh at him! LMFAO at him!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
I send him telepathic secret messages. Schooling him on how he should kill himself!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 10:57 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
send her to my house

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: My wife has imposed a “bedtime” w/ the strangest punishment. She says I spend too much time on the computer. She says that if I'm not in bed before midnight, then we don’t have sex. The kicker? She starts w/o me and if I’m a minute late. I’m not “allowed” to touch her as she masterbates. She says “I’m cumming with or without you. If you wanna join you need to be on time.” I feel like this is blackmail and want to refuse on principle. I have been ignoring her for computer games. What do I do?
Send in the clowns.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2015 4:29 PM EST

in response to: 💩NlGGER💩
I don't think I'd like to meet anyone on GP. However, there are a few people that I would LOVE to send lil things tru the post, but that will probably never happen. ..............do you really not know how to spell and post?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 9:33 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Soooo, how are ya doin'? :)
Well, i might if you... hold on... I can't say thing in a public forum... Don't respond if you don't care to, but I'm sending another one now... brb.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 10:51 PM EST

in response to: Is Sam around tonite?
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:39 PM EST

in response to: After I first heard the story of Anne Frank, I cried for days. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:35 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Why was there so many Jews in Auschwitz ? The entrance was free. ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:37 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: How many Jews can you fit in an VW? Two in the front, two in the back, six million in the ashtray ISRAEL/Mar 19, 2015 09:39 AM
Boy are you corny! You act like a square at the fair, a goon from Saskatoon. You come on like a broken arm. You're a sad apple, a long hair, a cornhusker. In other words, you don't send me. So bail out, brother. Get lost. And here's your rat ~O^•> cat =^..^=.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Hitler was a fůcking jew
Neither one. I'm using a clay tablet with a chisel to write out these in cuneiform. Which are sent to the gods, who use their magic to send it to you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: Do you still use a computer or just your phone?
It *sounds* OK, but send a selfie just in case!! I'll let you know after that! We can do this every morning. I can totally dress you everyday! (soh is so weird)

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2015 12:14 PM EST

in response to: MOTHERFUĆKER! GET THE FUĆKING CRASH CART! THE BASTARD'S GOT NO CUNTING OUTPUT!
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