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oh and btw my name is matt senseton

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2016 10:29 PM EST

in response to: I just got a load deep up my asshole, how does that make you feel?
Well, I guess then I shall give your plate of food that I had set for you to the neighbor's dog.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2016 5:49 PM EST

in response to: I will be dead by morning. Do not wait for my post.
I would scream if i found that thing in your closet. Buy something more convenient that you don't have to hide so much. Keep it clean.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2016 6:27 PM EST

in response to: So I got my first dildo; Adverage Alan off Amazon, made of PVC. My nightstand has glass panels, so I was going to put it in a Ziploc and hide it in a suitcase in my closet instead. I was also thinking about putting rubbing alchohol in the bag to stop bacteria, rinsing it with water before and after use. Thoughts? Or am I supposed to let it air out?
Because it's fashionable, breezy, quick to apply, and upsets judgy, toxic people (like you). Skirts and dresses have been worn by both genders for thousands of years; Prior to the 8th century, Greece thought pants were freaking ridiculous, and Romans thought they were the mark of barbarians. The only reason they went in style was because the Roman army expanded into colder terrictory. For some people its a kink thing, also. And I think you need a refresher on what "gay" means.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2016 6:02 PM EST

in response to: Why would anyone, who's not gay, scottish or female, want to wear a skirt?
HELL SET YOU FREE AGAIN

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 3:13 PM EST

in response to: JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS. DOPEY FUĆKING NlGGER CUNTS.
Been walking now 20 minutes.. Passed a fat mama on the outdoor gym set and i think she had hairy underarms. Its all about me-e-e-ee, Ooo-Ooo, and soh's posterior..

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 3:39 AM EST

in response to: Ok i am walking and its dark and i am posting this. Anyone wanma beat that.
If people love you, such as family or friends, they'll think it's pretty damn cool for you to come out as both. I'd say go with your gut. You are who you are, and nobody is allowed to tell you otherwise. My suggestion is to make the exit from the closet humorous! You could possibly say something like, "I was born a male in a female's body. Oh, and I was also born gay. And I'm happy with who I am! I'm pretty cool as is." Go with your gut. Don't change for anyone, you're beautiful. x

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2016 10:30 PM EST

in response to: I am transgender female to male. I am also gay. I'm attracted to men. I have not yet come out of the closet and I'm wanting to know, do you come out of the gay closet before or after you come out of the transgender closet? or do you do both at the same time?
You want serious answers, then go to Yahoo Answers. You ask questions on JC, you shouldn't get upset at the responses.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2016 6:13 PM EST

in response to: So my sister is soo fking lazy shes 21 and she expects me to do everything for her like warm up stuff or get her food and we are doing a clean up today and i ask her to vacumm cos i feel sick and we dhare a room so she says you do it you sleep in there. im sick of her she acts like the queen and shes nothing special
Keep hiding in the closet and you just may find Narina.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2016 4:19 AM EST

in response to: I playing cricket. I love music and i love gay. I'm interested in game walking swimming . looking for girlfriend
It won't work like that. Just got settled in a new house and can't move

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2016 1:12 PM EST

in response to: What the fuçk can I do? I live in a shïthole of a town. There is no attractions anywhere. I am broke with no car. The only thing in this town is concrete and houses. No nature or forests to even go for a walk in. There's no point in even going outside. What the fuçk can I do to occupy my time outdoors? Ain't got nobody to call either, even if my phone did work. ALL I EVER DO IS SIT INSIDE... I don't start work til March. Any time elapsing activities that I can do under these circumstances?
OP is just a frustrated closet gay.

UNITED STATES / JAN 24, 2016 5:20 PM EST

in response to: My neighbor is a FLAMING FAGGOT with FULL-BLOWN AIDS but I still let him breathe into my mouth. See how tolerant and amazing I am that I let my AIDS FAGGOT neighbor near me?
As long as things go the way you want then it is all hunky dory but when you don't get the adoration that you want then you get all upset and hateful.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 11:04 PM EST

in response to: I need not to be on this farm for a little while... I need not to hangout w you monster looking vomit faces/souls.... Fūck you creatures!!! Fùck this farm, and fúck you Moo's... You fùcking farm animals... I'm tired of the way you all treat me!! Fúck you ALL!!!!!
She can't even come up with her own words. She adopts one that someone else has used and tries to insult someone else with something that upset her. O K for her but not anyone else.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 8:53 PM EST

in response to: soh is a dirty smelly сunt. Smells like the bay at low tide
Can I stab you and then set you on fire?

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2016 8:39 PM EST

in response to: Can I watch you fail and then starve to death?
Free music? Are you nuts? Are you saying you would deprive these artists of the money they so justly deserve for their time and effort in creating these relevant homilies set to music? You should be ashamed of yourself and shot. HMPH! (by the way, I use usenet and then copy it over)

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2016 8:46 AM EST

in response to: Are there any free apps for iPhones that allow you to download free music and listen to it offline?
You may feel upset or betrayed by your mother from a recent event.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 4:08 PM EST

in response to: I had a dream that I killed my mom a while ago... It was in the middle of the night and I got up, went to my mom's room with a kitchen knife and I stabbed her in the chest while she was sleeping... I had the same dream again next time I slept - only when I was about to stab her, she woke up and asked me what I was doing, I started crying and I hugged her- then I felt a pain, and my mom stabbed me in the back. What could this mean...?
I truly feel that Trump is being set up as the "ultimate villain" in order to get young ethnic voters out to the polls again. Either that or it's some way to gauge whether the "left-wing hero figure" (obama) could rally more support than a "right-wing hero figure" (trump) Whatever it is, the whole Trump thing smells fishy to me.

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2016 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Why are so many idiots on JC infatuated with Donald Trump? Or is it just one idiot?
I'm setting up cameras in stations right now.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2016 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Massachusetts' highest court ruled that it is not illegal to secretly film under women's skirts. "A female who is wearing a skirt or dress covering [private] parts of her body is not a person who is 'partially nude,' no matter what is or is not underneath the skirt by way of underwear". Of course it's legal. Judges understand that every sort of immoral or sordid behavior needs to not only be legal but needs to become a civil right, enforced by law.
Or you left the dough sitting out for several hours. Throw it out and start with a fresh batch and make sure you don't leave it unattended until it's time to set it in a warm place to rise.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2016 1:12 PM EST

in response to: The mixer turned my dough grey. Is it still ok to eat?
I have one bottle of vodka, and two bottles of wine. Plus lots of snacks. I'm all set.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2015 11:05 PM EST

in response to: Hope I get to have more than the 4 beers in the fridge
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