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I'm m not having sex w my printer! Ugh, some ppl.... I can't.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 11:46 PM EST

in response to: My printer is now printing from all my devices! It's so cool. Love it too much. 😊
I'd think it would be difficult to have sex with a printer but whatever floats your boat I always say, sometimes.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 11:44 PM EST

in response to: My printer is now printing from all my devices! It's so cool. Love it too much. 😊
There's a homosexual world? Where is it?

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 8:02 PM EST

in response to: what kind of cars sell well in the homosexual world?
There's a homosexual world? Where is it?

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 8:01 PM EST

in response to: what kind of cars sell well in the homosexual world?
You can buy soh for 10 minutes of sex.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 9:27 AM EST

in response to: is there any way I can buy soh for marriage?
Hi I am the 15 YEAR OLD GIRL who is currently up at 2 am questioning her sexuality so either answer or go the away

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 2:52 AM EST

in response to: just to specify I am a girl. I know I like girls but I'm not sure whether I'm bi or lesbian. I have found guys to be attractive but I have never been turned on by shirtless guys or anything like that. I am immediately turned on by pictures of female swimsuit models but not male. I have thought that a couple guys were cute but idk if that means anything. Help
I have sex with your mom too.

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 7:05 PM EST

in response to: I have sex with my mom
Your mom has sex with anyone.

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 6:27 PM EST

in response to: I have sex with my mom
You sound pretty young, you should not be having sex. Go buy a pregnancy test. Don't worry about the what it's until you're sure that you're pregnant.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2016 3:35 PM EST

in response to: I think i might be pregnant. My boyfriend and I had unprotected s** two weeks ago and ever since then i have been feeling dizzy, tired, and my stomach has been hurting. I even fainted! It could be the edibles i have been eating too. But i am pretty sure i am pregnant and i am scared. I am not ready to be a mom and give up all the things i love to do.
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UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2016 9:49 AM EST

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Why did you censor sex?

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2016 6:44 AM EST

in response to: I think i might be pregnant. My boyfriend and I had unprotected s** two weeks ago and ever since then i have been feeling dizzy, tired, and my stomach has been hurting. I even fainted! It could be the edibles i have been eating too. But i am pretty sure i am pregnant and i am scared. I am not ready to be a mom and give up all the things i love to do.
I like the libertarian aspect of right wing politics. Small government works just fine for me. I value my liberty and freedom to sexually abuse preteen chicks more than anything else

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2016 3:19 PM EST

in response to: Are you deeply concerned about the rise of the far right in world politics, or really quite happy about it?
Sex is what they are referring too

UNITED STATES / JUN 23, 2016 2:48 PM EST

in response to: I'm frustrated; self isn't enough & no 1 wants me. What do I do?
Im asexual too. My pen 15 doesnt work any more when i rub it on people.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2016 11:37 PM EST

in response to: Are you a homоsexual?
They don't but you'll be there. Don't judge people because of their sexual preference.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2016 11:33 PM EST

in response to: How fast do gays go to hell?
No, but I am asexual.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2016 9:00 PM EST

in response to: Are you a homоsexual?
The same speed as the faggotsexual Jesus.

ROMANIA / JUN 21, 2016 5:39 PM EST

in response to: How fast do gays go to hell?
Unfortunately my parents ruined my genitals, sex and social life by allowing the doctors to leave me uncircumcised. It doesn't matter what people say having your muffin exposed is better, I was circumcised at the age of 16 when on a trip to the Phillipines, sure it hurt but one your done you will be better for the rest of your life.

CHINA / JUN 20, 2016 6:36 AM EST

in response to: Were you circumcised?
Free sex until he can find another gal.

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2016 9:50 PM EST

in response to: I fell in love with a boy, he broke my heart and left me. We are now two years down the line. He recently broke up with his girlfriend (he started dating her a year ago). They broke up 2 months ago and now he's interested in hanging out with me again, we have slept together. Is he just using me? He had no interest in me the entire 2 years we were apart. I've always loved him and haven't been able to move on whereas he did/has.
Totally reasonable, there is no harm in hanging out with the opposite sex no matter the intention. If the person is your friend they should be down. :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2016 6:31 PM EST

in response to: Is it reasonable to ask my opposite-sex friend over just to binge-watch Sherlock without sounding like I'm implying something more than that? A bit like a movie date, minus the whole "date" part.
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