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If you stay married then I don't think it would be against the law. It is when you marry and then divorce in a very short time just to get the green card is when it is illegal.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 6:05 PM EST

in response to: Is it against the law to marry for a green card and stay married for over a decade
That was sure a short time between leaving forever and back posting garbage.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 11:43 PM EST

in response to: So.... Bella just farted. I always praise her in baby talk when she does that. :)
It was just a short time ago that you left here forever, never to return.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 10:31 PM EST

in response to: So.... Bella just farted. I always praise her in baby talk when she does that. :)
Never mind. I read your previous post. Pitties are among the most misunderstood stood dogs. They are sweet dogs. A good example is Shorty's pitty Hercules, and the little rascals' Pete.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2014 10:25 PM EST

in response to: All this time, I thought Jizzabella was a Chihuahua.
6:53, you don't need to dig very deep to discover that an awful lot has been invented on European soil. Just google it. While you're at it, google the inventions Native Americans came up with as well. That list will be a lot shorter.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 6:59 AM EST

in response to: No. The computer was not invented in America, and not by Indians. You now give credit to white Americans to defend your argument, switching your sides to suit the moment. The computer was not invented, because it was a gradual evolution of older technology. There is no defining starting point. Antikythera or Charles Babbage difference engine? There's no line.
is short

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 1:55 PM EST

in response to: ma dick
There used to be a cable channel called RFD. They showed Hee Haw reruns for a short bit.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 9:29 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a sweetheart?
not short enough

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2014 6:57 AM EST

in response to: Even shorter?
Hoo boy. Can I do this in the short space allocated? First off, no butt. She has had hemorrhoids since second kid was born and it irritates her to have them touched. She is also a breast cancer survivor, which means one boob to play with. And all oral was dismissed years ago as "kid stuff"

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 4:04 PM EST

in response to: Are you sexually immoral ?
Palpitation.It is said as a first aim, we should try taking short breaths and coughing for a mild heart attack. It helps the heart to cope with a mild attack.

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2014 8:04 AM EST

in response to: What are the warning signs of a heart attack?
Ah,okay. I was thinking about space wormholes and the ability to travel great distances in a short time period.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 2:27 PM EST

in response to: Are wormholes achievable?
is that the short one?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 7:49 PM EST

in response to: Would you like to ride my bus?
Nancy Men on their bicycles having a gay day out. Do you like watching the jerks in their gay rubber pantie trouser shorts wearing a tortoise pot on their head? What the hell for?

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 9:48 AM EST

in response to: Are you an avid follower of the Tour de France?
And just a couple short years ago you were whining about drought. Are you EVER happy?

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 7:59 PM EST

in response to: The gods are angry. They bring thunder and lightning. We will pray. Weather is hot. We must bring forgivness.
The shortest sentence I ever got was two weeks.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 4:12 PM EST

in response to: What is the shortest sentence you have read?
Just keep your questions short. Don't post links.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 6:31 AM EST

in response to: hangthebankers.com/prince-philip-is-this-the-sickest-man-in-the-uk/...This is the sickest twat in the world. A comprehensive account worth reading. The Dirty Green Mothers steal all your wealth. When will British and Americans stop worshipping the British Royal Family?
I wonder why you're still posting here. You should know that Justcurio's format is about short questions and short answers. If you want to share convoluted conspiracy theories, this is not the place.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2014 6:05 AM EST

in response to: hangthebankers.com/prince-philip-is-this-the-sickest-man-in-the-uk/...This is the sickest twat in the world. A comprehensive account worth reading. The Dirty Green Mothers steal all your wealth. When will British and Americans stop worshipping the British Royal Family?
Wrong, OP! Dead wrong. Allow me to cite: "Getting panties wet, then sending them to me. I ♥ panties! UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 5:49 PM EST" As in just a few short hours ago. I demand a retraction.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 8:54 PM EST

in response to: Its been a while since any one has mentioned panties here and that just makes me rattle snake mad! how about you?
Studies have shown that childless couples live short miserable lives.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 11:18 AM EST

in response to: Thanks to the LameStream Media, the average Joe now thinks ChildFree means a frustrated parent who wants to be "free" of their child. Thank you, Media. That really was helpful.
I've read that there is an electronic solar vibrating stake that you can use. I have thought about using one but they are rather expensive. I did have moles in the yard and I just used poison. I don't like doing that but they were making such a mess of the yard. I had an uncle that would tamp down a short stretch of their tunnel and then stand and wait until they opened it up and then just kill them with a spade. I've tried that and it doesn't work for me.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:28 AM EST

in response to: I'm having terrible issues with moles in my yard. I have tried using those spikey traps but they don't seem to be working as I am not getting the moles. Ever have this problem? What is the best way to get rid of them? What worked for you?
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