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Apostrophe is also the shorten version of 'is'. Example: What is can be shortened to what's. However since bananas are not belonging to the price they wouldn't be banana's $2.50/kg

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 4:54 AM EST

in response to: Whats the plural of the grocers apostrophe? Ie. Banana's $2.50/ kg.
I think we should call you bubbles short for bubble snot. 😹😹😹😸😸

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 8:49 PM EST

in response to: Darrrrlings.... how are you doing? What are you doing? 😘
Big bank take lil bank... everyday spilling up drank. She want the whole crew, shortie brave, when the money talks, what is there to say... blow away, watch it blow away. When I die can't take it to the grave. I'm so glad that you came... ........ Soh ( ID-263 ) UNITED STATES/Jan 29, 2017 06:25 PM

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2017 11:23 PM EST

in response to: Attencion... am gonna go now. But I'll be back later to see what you're going on about whilst am gone! 😝 So ya better be good boys.. mmmkay?
No. While feelings may be strong in the moment for short or long periods of time, they may fade, but that post you made will always be somewhere on the internet. You may regret it, and hurt yourself and her.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 4:10 PM EST

in response to: I have dirty pics of an evil evil girl I highly highly dislike, should I post them to social media?
I am quite short and many people mistaken me for a child. Dressing like a child and scare people when I say "trick-or-treat" with a deep voice would be fun. Or purposely wear overly large formal outfit and tell them I am from the future. Or dressed in all black asking people questions and then hide behind someone.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 7:57 AM EST

in response to: If you could dress up as anything, what would you best Halloween costume be?
When sitting you accidently forget your wearing a skirt and then you realize your legs are spread so you immediately put them together or cross them. Also even if your legs are together, if people are looking and your skirt is short enough there may be a gap so just cross your legs! On stairs if somebody is far enough back from you chances are they may be looking. With wind, you just suddenly feel bare.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 3:04 AM EST

in response to: How do you know you are in an upskirt moment? (Sitting, Wind, Stairs)
listen kid, life's too short to be bothered by things like this you hear me?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2017 10:34 AM EST

in response to: Does it bother you that people ignore you?
In case you forgot my mother died before you were born. I'm sorry I have to repeat that but I understand your short attention span.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 7:58 PM EST

in response to: When losing an argument about self defense change the subject to hunting. That will show them you're the smart one... Like a said... a special kind of stupid
oh. i had the idea that it was different from what is usual as I had not witnessed any sentences or reactions to sentences worded or expressed so as to elicit information or reactions to characterized by sexually abnormal and unacceptable practices or tendencies at this location for a short time.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:11 PM EST

in response to: As long as that pervert remains on this site, I can no longer do so. Hardly a loss, I know, but I refuse to share the same site as that sicko.
Wonderful. Furthermore I returned to my place of residence from the place where I work a short time ago.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 9:50 AM EST

in response to: went to sleep around 6pm and just woke back up.
Simply perform a short sleep during the day!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:20 AM EST

in response to: oh my gosh... I have to fold laundry, switch load to dryer, remove load from dryer, finish my drink, brush my teeth, and floss... I may as well put on another TV show but I am falling asleep
No, boats and planes are not in fact evil things. As non-sentient objects created by human beings for the purpose of travel, be it near or far, they lack the mental capacity for such abstract notions of good and evil, and without an adequetly trained operator, would not be able to act upon such pre-conceived ill intentions. In short, the answer to your question is no. Boats and planes are not evil things. It's the trains you have to watch out for...

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Are boats and planes evil things?
My God, Trumpists will blame Obama no matter what. Pathetic. They simply can't be critical of their beloved Trump, despite his glaring shortcomings. It's almost funny.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2017 3:36 PM EST

in response to: Will there be any other US president than Π’Ρ€Π°ΠΌΠΏ who will be Putin's best bitch?
If you hold a combat position in the military, regardless of gender, you need to have your head shaved short.


in response to: Poll: Should men be able to have long hair in the military. I think so if they put their hair up like the women have to.
No, i have no friends. cant make any. i scare em off when i wear short sleeved shirts. (cuts)


in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
you cant take anything seriously, can you? you will live your short life knowing you encouraged my suicide.


in response to: Anyone want to make a suicide pact? I'm done with life. A suicide pact is where you and someone else commit suicide together btw.
How short are you, fake Canadian?? Hmmmm? Hmmmm m ? Lol.


in response to: Hate being so short!! What to do!? 😝
I don't think you all even know how short I am... 😞


in response to: Hate being so short!! What to do!? 😝
My bestfriend is all the way in Germany so i dont have to worry about that but if that were to (god forbid), happen somehow i would ask to join.. *just kidding!* Id throw them both out naked because im stronger than both my boyfriend and my best friend, hes tall and very skinny, and shes short and pudgy.. then id burn theyre clothes


in response to: Imagine coming home finding your best friend f|_|cking the everlasting sh1t out of your lover. What would your reaction be?
Your a poet and don't know it but your dick shows it....a shortfellow.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2016 4:15 PM EST

in response to: Roses are red, Violets are blue Went to the pizzeria Came back with gonorrhea
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