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In case you forgot my mother died before you were born. I'm sorry I have to repeat that but I understand your short attention span.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 7:58 PM EST

in response to: When losing an argument about self defense change the subject to hunting. That will show them you're the smart one... Like a said... a special kind of stupid
oh. i had the idea that it was different from what is usual as I had not witnessed any sentences or reactions to sentences worded or expressed so as to elicit information or reactions to characterized by sexually abnormal and unacceptable practices or tendencies at this location for a short time.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:11 PM EST

in response to: As long as that pervert remains on this site, I can no longer do so. Hardly a loss, I know, but I refuse to share the same site as that sicko.
Wonderful. Furthermore I returned to my place of residence from the place where I work a short time ago.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 9:50 AM EST

in response to: went to sleep around 6pm and just woke back up.
Simply perform a short sleep during the day!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:20 AM EST

in response to: oh my gosh... I have to fold laundry, switch load to dryer, remove load from dryer, finish my drink, brush my teeth, and floss... I may as well put on another TV show but I am falling asleep
No, boats and planes are not in fact evil things. As non-sentient objects created by human beings for the purpose of travel, be it near or far, they lack the mental capacity for such abstract notions of good and evil, and without an adequetly trained operator, would not be able to act upon such pre-conceived ill intentions. In short, the answer to your question is no. Boats and planes are not evil things. It's the trains you have to watch out for...

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 12:32 PM EST

in response to: Are boats and planes evil things?
My God, Trumpists will blame Obama no matter what. Pathetic. They simply can't be critical of their beloved Trump, despite his glaring shortcomings. It's almost funny.

UNITED STATES / JAN 12, 2017 3:36 PM EST

in response to: Will there be any other US president than Трамп who will be Putin's best bitch?
If you hold a combat position in the military, regardless of gender, you need to have your head shaved short.


in response to: Poll: Should men be able to have long hair in the military. I think so if they put their hair up like the women have to.
No, i have no friends. cant make any. i scare em off when i wear short sleeved shirts. (cuts)


in response to: I have a best friend me and her and both attracted to eachother (I'm a girl) but she just broke up with her gf, which my friend mistook her feelings for as more than just friends, and I really wanna ask her out before its too late what should I do (my friend doesn't wanna be in a relationship rn)
you cant take anything seriously, can you? you will live your short life knowing you encouraged my suicide.


in response to: Anyone want to make a suicide pact? I'm done with life. A suicide pact is where you and someone else commit suicide together btw.
How short are you, fake Canadian?? Hmmmm? Hmmmm m ? Lol.


in response to: Hate being so short!! What to do!? 😝
I don't think you all even know how short I am... 😞


in response to: Hate being so short!! What to do!? 😝
My bestfriend is all the way in Germany so i dont have to worry about that but if that were to (god forbid), happen somehow i would ask to join.. *just kidding!* Id throw them both out naked because im stronger than both my boyfriend and my best friend, hes tall and very skinny, and shes short and pudgy.. then id burn theyre clothes


in response to: Imagine coming home finding your best friend f|_|cking the everlasting sh1t out of your lover. What would your reaction be?
Your a poet and don't know it but your dick shows it....a shortfellow.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2016 4:15 PM EST

in response to: Roses are red, Violets are blue Went to the pizzeria Came back with gonorrhea
Netherlands you seem to have very personal knowledge of trumps shortcomings. I didn't know you had been that intimate with him. Tell us more!

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2016 4:04 PM EST

in response to: Do you think trump grabs Russians by the pussy?
Yeah......20 years ago what year do you think this is? There are plenty of men with long hair and women with short hair and there are plenty of feminine men and strong women.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2016 7:31 PM EST

in response to: Why cant boys have long hair. Or girls have short hair. I hate get all this gender stereotyping. Men have to be all macho and girls have to be weak.
I don't like short robes. I like them long and thin fabric!! 😝

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 9:22 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, I found something... 😊
Okay I am actually going to take this seriously. Long story short, i don't know what university i'm going to and applications should be done soon. my sister's bisexual but my parents are homophobic. my boyfriend is the sweetest guy in existence and i've been dating him for a while now, he says he loves me and all and my parents have no idea he exists. when they find out they'll be pissed. okay i'll just stop there. Thanks! -Alex

UNITED STATES / DEC 22, 2016 11:38 PM EST

in response to: I know some people are probably havino a bad day or got something they need to get off their chest or just talk to someone about their problems. So go ahead and rant below and end your rant with a code name if you want and answer from me or some advice. Example I've been having a really bad day -firefox100 Well, what's the problem m8? -to firefox100
It just means you love beauty. If you think braids are cool that is fine other people think short hair is cool. There is nothing wrong with you it is just not a normal style for men. Honestly I think men should be able to have womens styles and women should be able to have mens styles.

/ DEC 22, 2016 5:45 PM EST

in response to: I am a white boy. And I have always been jealous of girls who have beautiful braids and hair. I love braids they look so cool. Is that normal or is there something wrong with me?
Because I do not look like the other members of the team and it would be weird for someone with short hair to join.

/ DEC 21, 2016 11:59 AM EST

in response to: I am a boy and I really like volleyball. But there is only a girls team in my school district. How can I convince the coach to let me join.
I thought we had the shortest day (least sunlight) in December.

UNITED STATES / DEC 18, 2016 2:51 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, I hope you guys are ok and enjoying your Sunday. ☺️
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