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"Did you get a look at the second man? Yes, I did. Oh, he was gorgeous! He was short. He wasn't what I normally go for. I like 'em tall, like you. But he was gorgeous! He had this voice like, ''Put the money in the bag. No one'll get hurt.'' Oh, he put me in mind of a young Patrick Mower." ~Little Britain

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 12:41 PM EST

in response to: OMG, Tom Brady is stunningly GorGeoUs!
too much reading. shorter answers please you fuсking cunt

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 10:30 PM EST

in response to: I'm only here cause I'm looking for FM. :) Have you seen him? Can you tell him I'm here!?
life's too short for the argument.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 7:28 PM EST

in response to: WTF is wrong with JC these days?? I see we've gone an entire page w/o one mention of panties!!! Have we gotten sooo afraid of some little sht whining about it that we don't make a panty post anymore??
We launched our new code ytrdeseay. Hope it works well for you guys!It's not so far. When I try and process the spam from during the downtime, I get There was an error connecting to Defensio. Please try again later. Odd that it worked for a little bit shortly after the downtime but is refusing to work now.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Will you be a better person in 2014?
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UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 5:01 PM EST

in response to: is it just a waste of time?
Heh funny.. After I jerk off and chuck my underwear back on, soetnhimg of mine gets tarred and feathered! (maybe drawn and quartered too but I don't know what that means)..On another note, where'd you try on all the shorts, my wife is pregnant and ive had a vasectomy, so maybe her story about getting knocked up tryin on clothes is true???Oh by the way, you have herpes.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2015 6:04 AM EST

in response to: I have been constantly jerking off everyday since March 2011, and throughout that time, I have jerked it to a wide variety of unique and unusual images. But today was different: I wanked off this morning, and I noticed that my..."productivity" has been significantly "reduced" compared to 3 years ago. What gives? Why has my "output" reduced in quality over time compared to 2011?
They keep on the build of the red-brick crap around here. some kind of shortage. You should check why that keep happen in your area. it may be you.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2015 3:53 PM EST

in response to: Has the number of houses for sale gone up in your area?
Talker than a grasshopper and shorter than a tree. Less than an elephant and more than a bumblebee.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2015 3:45 AM EST

in response to: How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
no. short burst steamer

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2015 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Will you be my knocker-upper?
I like one long one vs 2 short ones

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2015 9:56 AM EST

in response to: two farts
Alexander: Alex for short version.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2014 6:11 AM EST

in response to: What's a good name for a stray dog?
Let's call him God for short.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2014 9:02 PM EST

in response to: can we call barack Obama bobo for short?
Connie is short for condom

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2014 11:59 AM EST

in response to: come on party people, get on your feet! don't stop movin' don't stop groovin' just get down to the beat! nothing to it, let's get to it say goodbye to your seat, 'cause everybody's movin' from the club to the street!
short

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2014 10:08 AM EST

in response to: How long was his 14" fully limp shaft whenst brought to full attention?
She kept it longer than I thought she would. She has a very short attention span.

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2014 1:42 PM EST

in response to: Did you know soh got rid of her dog?
See the question at 9:34 for the answer. The short version: dead.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 3:51 PM EST

in response to: What will I be in the future?
short and smelly

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 5:49 PM EST

in response to: My dick is just like a tuna can.
You're a failure and you're blaming others for your misery. Now that's a shortcoming.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 12:21 PM EST

in response to: Is blaming others for your shortcomings not a major shortcoming?
Racism is a major shortcoming, and Europe has a lot of it.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 12:20 PM EST

in response to: Is blaming others for your shortcomings not a major shortcoming?
The shorter the better.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 7:39 AM EST

in response to: Would you like the long drawn out version or the short one?
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