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If life's short, why are you throwing away the good you already have?

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2016 2:19 PM EST

in response to: my NYE resolution is to cheat on my spouse because life is toooo damn short !! piss off!
Hey 5:42, they showed a pic of the mom in the original story. Imagine fat, black and very short hair. The pic alone was a weenie witherer for me.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2016 5:56 PM EST

in response to: Hi, I'm a 14 year old girl. Can anyone tell me what a three way is? Mom wants me to do one with her boyfriend. Thanks! (Based on an actual Florida [no surprise] news story early last week right before the hurricane blew it off the news)
Yes its called slsf for short.


in response to: Isn't there like 3 genders? Male, female and special little snowflake gender?
There's just the slightest chill in the air that calles for my beautiful, much loved (so glad I snagged two pairs!) knitted arm warmers!! This ya gotta rock now, during this very short period of time when it isn't warm out but not cold either.. cause ya can't wear them in freezing cold weather, that calles for real gloves or mittens. Ya know... love them too much... 😫


in response to: Soh hoS
Life is too short to sit and mope around over one guy. I'd leave and go have fun. It's his loss if he wanted to go play the field.


in response to: A guy says he loves you and takes very good care of you, but you no longer have a sex life. He wants to go off and have random sex with lots of women. You love everything about this man and never saw your life without him. You feel hurt and rejected, but he took care of you while you were ill. You are better now, and maybe he just needs time to heal himself. Do you wait and stay (and have him tested before ever getting near him again), or do you go?
Make [maik] A shortened version of the word "creation" See also: Makes [present tense] Made [past tense] Making [futre/present tense]

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2016 11:18 AM EST

in response to: What the heck is "make"?
That was an awfully short forever that you were gone. Asshole you would be great for S & M. You are really desperate for a man aren't you? Which one here are you after?

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2016 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Annnnd shut uppa yer face! πŸ˜πŸŒ—πŸŒšπŸŒπŸŒœπŸŒ›
Life's short, just tell him.


in response to: hey! im in love with a guy and i think he like me too. but he is popular and im not, and he thinks more about the popularity... what should I do?:(
That bag looks like a pair of guys boxer shorts.


in response to: Soh so so stupid
O sure. the soles and heel are parts that make me hungry when seen on a short, voluptuous woman.

CANADA / JUL 28, 2016 10:52 PM EST

in response to: Let's have a vote. Do you like female feet: yes or no?
Just a depressed teenager looking for shortlived fame before and after his death. It's a pattern.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2016 8:23 AM EST

in response to: MSM tried to BULLSHlT the masses today but got caught when the internet fought back ! They tried to sell the story that the German terrorist was a "right wing extremist" but the muslim woman who heard the attacker yell " allah snackbar " before mowing down innocent children ruined the narrative as her eye witness testimony went viral..
the good parts are very short

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2016 9:28 PM EST

in response to: why do people say life is short? its the longest friggin thing any of us ever does!!!
Simply ask Einstein: as we get older, paths narrow and doors close on us. Maybe a short course in something more mainstream will help your outlook significantly. No-one knows the right path to take in life, all you can do is decide which path is better than the current one. Have a nice night and say hello to steven hawking from me! E.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2016 1:22 AM EST

in response to: I am a chiropractor. I hate my career. It feels impossible to switch careers without going into deeper and deeper debt. I have ruined my family's financial security and feel suicidal because of it. Who doI talk to?
I really know how you feel. I mean I'm not that bad, but I usually find myself in situations where my friends take and don't give? You're not alone. But you should bring the topic matter up to them. If they respond saying you're a 'bad friend' just leave them. They weren't good friends in the first place. Long story short, just get rid of them.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2016 4:41 AM EST

in response to: Serious. I'm always there for other people & I love myself; But, it would be nice to have someone who is supportive in return. I feel like I will never have a supportive friend and or a supportive relationship. So many people are self centered & selfish. Am I the only one who feels this way?
depends do you like short guys

INDIA / JUN 20, 2016 4:44 AM EST

in response to: Are guys attracted to tall women? I'm over 5'11" and most guys just stare at me or say "you're cute but you're too tall". Sometimes I feel like a circus freak. Why do people exclude tall women?
Am not very photogenic, as it clearly shows... I'm much more stunning in person. First you'll notice how short I am 😫 Then you'll wonder why I'm not snatched up by some big, hunky lumberjack! 😝

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2016 9:12 PM EST

in response to: Never wanted him. Don't know why he's always there, he was never invited. The puke! The waste of life... I call him, The Unwanted. The Unseen. Sorta like that movie, the unseen. Lol! That's him! Forever kept away. Hidden. In the dark. Never to be brought to the light. Always hidden. His ugly face. His ugly soul!! Banished! Banished for all eternity!!! 😝
And people like you are a waste of skin. May the feas of a thousand camels fester your balls and you have a short life and a painful death.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 10:20 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio Joke of the Week: A Muslim walks into a gay bar: Bartender: What will you have? Muslim: Just some shots for everyone.
South Africa has dodged its moment of truth with Standard & Poor’s, which had threatened on Friday to become the first rating agency to downgrade its sovereign debt to junk. But the bleak assessment of many analysts is that this is a temporary reprieve. Short of a major shift in national politics or change in the global outlook, Africa’s most industrialised nation is on an almost inevitable path to junk status for the first time since the advent of black majority rule in 1994.


in response to: Are you just a pathetic bigot?
Day late and a dollar short

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2016 10:53 AM EST

in response to: It's June 1st today
Don't use shorthand, just spell out the words please.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2016 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Why would you get someone else to make a list for you?? It's because you lie. You lie and manipulate people. You do it all the damn time. Bet you got the whole of Justcurio wrapped round your fingers don't 'cha?
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