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i have a short "18 fully limp cock

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 12:56 PM EST

in response to: I have a short 14" fully limp cock. Do you?
WEAR SHORTS AND PUNCH PEOPLE

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 7:32 AM EST

in response to: I'm not sure if I should wear shorts. I love them and it's nearly summer but I'm 5'2", my hips are 47" wide and my thighs are 31" around.I don't have a belly and my doctor says I'm completely healthy but I feel like I look gross to everyone around me and wonder if I should even bother.
Wear them. I love short wide girls with big butts.

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2017 9:55 PM EST

in response to: I'm not sure if I should wear shorts. I love them and it's nearly summer but I'm 5'2", my hips are 47" wide and my thighs are 31" around.I don't have a belly and my doctor says I'm completely healthy but I feel like I look gross to everyone around me and wonder if I should even bother.
You are beautiful, do not let anyone tell you that you aren't. Life is too short to worry about looking like a victoria secret model. if you are healthy, active, and loving life, then you should wear shorts that are comfy and whatever style you want. i dont recommend putting xxxs shorts on because that just wouldnt fit now would it? Love your self, empower others by your love for yourself, and have a wonderful day.

/ MAY 13, 2017 8:10 PM EST

in response to: I'm not sure if I should wear shorts. I love them and it's nearly summer but I'm 5'2", my hips are 47" wide and my thighs are 31" around.I don't have a belly and my doctor says I'm completely healthy but I feel like I look gross to everyone around me and wonder if I should even bother.
Well it was short anyway

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 11:05 AM EST

in response to: My dick got shut in a door
Only for a short time.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 9:16 AM EST

in response to: Can a goldfish survive​ inside of a person? Not trying to be creepy here or anything.
You forgot WHITE MALE with an EXTREMELY DARK TAN including BISCUIT LIPS and PUBIC HAIR ON HIS HEAD wearing SHORTS AROUND HIS ANKLES WITH HIS ASS EXPOSED screaming his mating call "I DINDU NUFFIN"

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 10:24 PM EST

in response to: 86 year old woman beaten to death in public in California - not a peep by media - take a guess
Oh just in case anyone in Sacramento is on the look out for the murderer. He is wearing shorts and appears to be mid 30's. If you want to have a better description - look at dailymail.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 10:09 PM EST

in response to: 86 year old woman beaten to death in public in California - not a peep by media - take a guess
I love reading these articles because they're short but inrmfoative.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 27, 2017 5:54 AM EST

in response to: Oh those late September dogs...
Because they want to feel manly and strong to protect their women, some men dont worry about it but i have never dated a guy who was shorter than me and i cant see myself dating someone shorter than myself

CHINA / APR 10, 2017 9:53 AM EST

in response to: Why do so many straight men worry about being taller than the women they date?
Can't wait to see your short obit.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2017 7:41 AM EST

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You are a short, squat Filipina. Dark hair. Too much mascara. Smelly smoker. Yellowed teeth. Overly made-up, especially with skin lightener.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2017 6:26 PM EST

in response to: Am not going to put makeup 💄 on today... I need to let my skin breathe!!
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UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 9:59 AM EST

in response to: what is panda packet? how is it related to hacking?
depending on how quickly it takes for your hair to grow it could be 6 months to a year but maybe shorter. not sure if you meant time or inches i do feel like you will need another good 2 to 3 inches in length before you can put it all up together :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 1:54 AM EST

in response to: My hair is about an inch and a half long right now. How long will it take before i can put it back in a ponytail?
It's cold here and I'm wearing shorts.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 10:56 PM EST

in response to: Are you wearing pants?
Don't you think it's kinda cold to be wearing shorts?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Are you wearing pants?
Shorts .

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 9:14 PM EST

in response to: Are you wearing pants?
Am not short either... 😁

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2017 6:50 PM EST

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We always knew that. You were decent until you gained so much weight, now with your disgusting smelly cigarette habit and pushing 40 you're not very attractive. And being short makes it worse.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 9:18 PM EST

in response to: Normally I don't like little bows or ribbons on a woman bra, oh but the Dream Angels Wicked Unlined Uplift bras are so gorg!! I was lucky enough to get two before they sold out in my size, and I love them!! Selected colors come w velvet straps w lil tiny bows on them. Bought the cornflower blue and the sunset grey lace, both come w the velvet straps, which are a different color of the bra itself, oh, I love them!!
15 minutes is the shortest forever and a day I've seen.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 5:58 PM EST

in response to: I wish you could try the coffee I snagged this afternoon. So yummy, aannnnd not from sbucks either.. ☺️
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