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Yes, in the spring a mother and two cubs came into the yard to eat from the bird feeders. They left shortly after.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 10:55 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever encountered a bear? What were the results?
That was me. I just got here a short while ago. Too many other things take up my time to be hanging out here all day.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 4:27 PM EST

in response to: Are you really all that interested in what words, I could type out in pink on this white background?
If you are a whimpy beta male maybe. My wife is almost 500lbs and I can hold her on my lap for short periods of time.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:57 AM EST

in response to: If a 400lb woman sits on your lap would she break your legs?
I like to pet short-haired dogs

/ JUL 7, 2014 6:26 PM EST

in response to: So. What do you do?
A short time ago.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 5:09 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you talked to some one you cared about?
It used to be Bearcock, but was eventually shorttened to Beer. The English language can be weird at times.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 1:19 PM EST

in response to: steven winepɇnis
A few chromosomes short, huh?

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2014 9:57 AM EST

in response to: A corncob is pushed deep into my asshole.
I posted it once... God, I am SO... SOOOO surprised you still remember it, that was like eons ago... And you calling me my name or a shortened version/nick name of it, is too personal/intimate... I don't want to be intimate with you, fm... Creepy how you remember sh*t from over 5 yrs. ago... get over it.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2014 6:22 PM EST

in response to: OK, so this is SO... SO importante :D... Barbecue or BBQ... wet or dry rub?
gorg. Shorthand slang for the word 'gorgeous' used by individuals who have no grasp on the phonetics of the English language.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2014 7:22 PM EST

in response to: Can't wait to wash my face tonite and put on this facial oil!
It's way too short.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2014 10:28 AM EST

in response to: Do you think that life's too short?
On urinal wall: Stand Closer. It's shorter than you think.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2014 7:58 PM EST

in response to: Do you write stuff on the walls of bathroom stalls? Like what?
Elon Musk is a pretender. His crap rockets are little more than old Nazi technology. Short range garbage. BTW the international space station is a garbage pile in space. It is a far cry from it's orginal ambitions which were spearheaded by the old US space program.

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2014 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Take a good look at America 1965 and 2014, notice the difference in the clothing and culture. And cars. And movies. What the hell happened? The same happened to Britain. So tell me, what the hell happened?
No but i used to get a boner looking at the girls in their gym shorts.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2014 4:25 PM EST

in response to: Did You ever get a boner, while climbing the rope in gym class?
Air or sky? Air is transparant. The sky on the other hand... "The sunlit sky is blue because air scatters short-wavelength light more than longer wavelengths. Since blue light is at the short wavelength end of the visible spectrum, it is more strongly scattered in the atmosphere than long wavelength red light. The result is that the human eye perceives blue when looking toward parts of the sky other than the sun."

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2014 12:12 PM EST

in response to: The air is what color?
Tacky bitch getting off Air Force One wearing flip flops and shorts.

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2014 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Mr. President said NO BOOTS ON THE Ground in Iraq.....yet We have special forces there......Are they wearing slippers?
I have a story about that movie... Or a man, an actor in that movie... ;) The short fat, bald, man with a lisp, last name Shawn... I took care of him mum... She lived on the east side, in the 90's... Her husband, William Shawn, was editor and chief of The New Yorker at one point... I never knew her husband, he died before I knew the family... I was her favorite... She was lovely...

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2014 9:13 PM EST

in response to: What is a good movie to watch this evening?
12:04 is a short, fat, squat mean little dicked man that is mad at the world.

UNITED STATES / JUN 10, 2014 12:06 PM EST

in response to: If you could, would you want to live forever in whatever way that you thought you looked your best in your life?
That's quick. Can I have it with a bird in a short mini?

/ JUN 6, 2014 11:57 AM EST

in response to: Can I have some doughnuts?
1:05 is a short fat horrible mean little bald man with short man syndrome. 'Cuz he was born small, he never really was accepted by peers most of his life thereby never making any true friends. He's been rejected by most women in and suffers from sexual dysfunction. He's never experienced real love and cannot really love. He leads a lonely home life. His only social life is out with co-workers occasionally.Due to this, every person in his path in public etc. will feel his wrath.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2014 1:29 PM EST

in response to: Barack Obama. Discuss.
Oh, and a private note to Ford Credit: sorry about shorting you 40 cents last month. Must have been a typo on my part.

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2014 4:20 PM EST

in response to: Why have JC and GP been so slow and sucky lately?
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