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Take a long walk on a short pier

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2018 9:53 PM EST

in response to: Sooo nice out.. Am going for a walk, you moo!! 😝 Does a lil 💃🏻 dance.. Ochh! Splat!! Don’t push me!!!! 😖
I’m not deluded. You, however, sound like you just got off of the short bus. How about do your research instead of acting like a fool you ignorant EuroPig.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 2:59 PM EST

in response to: Why do gay men try their hardest to look like teenagers? Is homosexuality a stepping stone to pedophilia?
Tall man short legs HOW SHORT SOH... are you talking 5"10 with 30-31" inseam... me

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2018 8:23 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever met a tall man with short legs?
she's noticed!! YSoh.. the Rexnov-7 brain parasite type of space aliens can only be shorter than you. While the shapeshifter aliens from Delta-Omicron, they can only be taller than you. Turns out, you are the one person who can stop these hideous space aliens, to do this you must pretend to work at a deli... So GET TO WORK

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2018 3:00 PM EST

in response to: Am taller than half the ppl in this city and shorter than the other half of the ppl in this city! 🤷🏻‍♀️
In my opinion, evolution is a fact. There's scientific evidence and fossils to support the claim, plus basic logic that only the best suited for survival will survive, leading to stronger offspring. However, even the greatest of scientists will tell you that this is just a theory (as most things in science are) and without anything short of a time machine, it would be impossible to prove.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Evolution a fact or fallacy?
8:08 for crying out loud.. her nickname or familiar name is Soh... yeah, we get that. But this nation waa asking about her full & legal name, that is Sohojia, its a name used in the northern and mountain provinces... please don't make me point out Soh is short for Sohojia

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2018 11:26 AM EST

in response to: What's her name?
Shorts and baseball cap.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2018 6:47 AM EST

in response to: What should I wear for a job interview with PETA?
(-2)+(-2)=-4 while (-2)-(-2)=0 so if we did (-2)*(-2) and get a positive 4, that's because you are subtracting negatives to create a positive. For example, you have (-2)-(-2) equal zero but here's what happens when you continue. (-2)-(-2)-(-2)-(-2)=4. So instead of saying all of that, you can shorten the equation from (-2)-(-2)-(-2)-(-2) can also be represented in math as (-2)*(-2). Hope this helps you.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2018 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Why do 2 negatives make a positive
With your short dick

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2018 8:51 AM EST

in response to: Soh I long for sex
I am, but angry that somebody that messed up isn't denounced. This guy basically says everyone short is ignorant & thus deserves it. In other words the people at school weren't real, not the way TH knows he's real, special, superior to those "fake people" the ones TH imies are okay to kill.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2018 7:11 PM EST

in response to: question 12:06pm. Trump Hater(TH).answers 1:08p. Its ignorant Texas TH says thus shooter had legit reason.. . Trump Hater hears a few etails some probably rong. Instantly the voices that guide him explain kid sht people because its ignorant Texas therefor the shooter was totally jystified. To trumphatertexas people are fame people, cardboard they can be killed because they aren't SPECIAL like trumphater.
Our newer dollper, short-wave storm slicing Doppler and 'tendency to rotate" criterion cause many false alarms. But They are also starting to capture & warn people of all the oddball variations on tornadoes. And All this saves lives, the 1950s where every strong tornado killed 90-200. Now death tolls are a few % what theyvused to be.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2018 6:01 AM EST

in response to: If you design a system for automatic processing of mammography results and set the acceptance rate too low you miss true positives. If you set the acceptance rate too high you flood the patients with false positives. Either way, you will be blamed for harming women on twitter and you will land in jail for lifetime of rape.Your choice?
I know this answer is short and stupid, not to mention really late.. but give yourself a hug and live your life. You have come and survived this far, you can't give up and let your anxiety take over now, cause you're 15, and got 85 more years to spend. What are you gonna do with those 85 years? It's up to you, and what you decide how your gonna deal with the monster out to get ya- the 'monster' being anxiety. STAB THE MONSTER. IN THE BACK.

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2018 1:03 AM EST

in response to: I’m 15. I just got out of the hospital last month from trying to overdose. I was put on 72 hour hold. When I was released, I didn’t feel any better, I just felt numb. The reason why I did it is because I watched my grandfather die, my family argues a lot and they take it out on me and plenty of other things have happened I won’t go on and on. I’ve recently been thinking about running away or trying to kill my self again. My anxiety makes it worse. What do I do. I feel helpless
Yeah, men are too focussed on a girl's looks & body [remember what I said, a guy who waa raised by a strong family & taught to RESPECT girls... yeah then that means Jewish & Christian families) and you need to similarly respect guys.. so ypyvdont drink with "a friend" while your wearing a low cur blouse & short skirt... have a little respect for how strong sex urges are for guys... make them very much respect you, by being a girl they respect.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2018 3:30 PM EST

in response to: Why am I sexually objectified? It makes me sick. Why do people think this way?
If you aren't willing to make these improvements, you may have short lived semi relationships but ... you never have a stable one... if your unwilling ... then you aren't really looking

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2018 12:11 PM EST

in response to: Every year, someone gets the Soh-Soh's and tries all the moves blah blah it don't work, she plays this game. Want a girlfriend ...your gonna have to do it the old fashioned way ... meet someone IN PERSON
Take a long walk off a short pier, FCAP!

CANADA / MAY 1, 2018 4:18 PM EST

in response to: Anysway, darlings... it’s quite warm out. How bout a walk about?? ☺️
Well the simple is messed up, it doesn't mean it accuses me fully again I didn't do anything wrong. I get shorter makes it sound like I did something wrong but I can't fully explain without making it long. I'm being judged no matter what I say.

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2018 12:56 PM EST

in response to: To the poster mentioning my post about my husband, how tf am I supposed to keep it brief when its a tough subject?
Question asker.... bff (maybe so... I’m not too sure lmao) however was trying to shorten the question because I was told 3 times it was too long —- best friend is what I meant haha

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 11:45 PM EST

in response to: My hubbys bff has always been flirty. We were watching a movie and we joked and started talking about the sex toys I have. He then told me that he would “help me” with them. Basically he meant that he would use the toy on me. He did... we kissed and then I sucked him off.... it was so hot and I don’t have the same excitement with my husband like That anymore. I’m afraid I will just be a cheater and stay with my husband. What should I do!? Ugh.....
The demasculization of men in the US started shortly after the sexual revolution of the 60s a d 70s.iberals are actively seeking out ways to neutralize patriarchy and misogyny in society because it is a threat to their ideology and overall agenda that includes the destruction of western values and male centric dominance.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 2:10 PM EST

in response to: This is nothing against any orientation; seriously why are so many young white men turning out gay?
Maybe they are lazy, but I must admit, he does seem to be all those things. Thanks for the shortened list. There isn't enough space here to put the full list of what a totally fecked up embarrassment to mankind as a whole that he is.

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2018 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump will go down in history as the neediest, most narcissistic, least intelligent, bigoted, poorly educated, least empathetic, most moronic, waffling excuse for a POTUS in the history of the USA.
The short bus

CANADA / APR 12, 2018 5:33 PM EST

in response to: Why am i the only one on the bus.
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