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DARK-SKINNED FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS THAT DISPLAY QUALITIES WORTHY OF CONTEMPT, SUCH AS BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HUMAN BEINGS THAT HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR ONLY A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2017 3:00 PM EST

in response to: I saw a very sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...
I'm not short.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 11:30 AM EST

in response to: Allllright, you boinkers and moos, letโ€™s get in formation! Hey, you! Yeah, you in the blue shirt, get in the front, short stuff! ๐Ÿ˜
Life is short, so do all that you can in the time that you have. But it also doesnโ€™t last long, so you have to make every second count.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2017 7:55 PM EST

in response to: How do i break off a friendship? The whole situation goes like this: i got to know this guy when i started university. I hated him at the start. But we slowly became friends. We started calling each other BFF as a joke and it continued since. But recently i realised i am too swayed by what he does when i don't think he cares. I hate this aspect of me. I want to get back to who i was. I decided the best way is probably to end it with him and tell him out straight. So how should i do that
Somebody's gotta do it, he got the short straw.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2017 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Jimmy Carter defends President Trump: Isnโ€™t the 2010โ€™s decade the gift that keeps on giving?
Can't agree more. Black society has been decaying causing all of America to rot since their 20 babies make every other race minorities. In short, blacks are not able to live decently anywhere. Look at Africa for example. Look at the black community in America. You don't see many black men or women actually professional. The only blacks that are professional in America are the ones who beat the system by dumbing down the rest of society to lesser intelligence than them through way of liberals.

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2017 2:43 AM EST

in response to: Early Caucasians farmed and stored part of their harvest for winter . Their brains developed different by planning ahead .
I found Sam Hyde. That last person was telling the truth. Sam Hyde had a tv show about on Adult Swim but not for long. In fact, he only had 2 episodes. Sadly his comedy was considered too racial. The good part is if you search on Google for Sam Hyde: Little Did We Know, he has a bunch of short videos he does.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 4:04 AM EST

in response to: Sam Hyde is the most notorious JC troll
When you're done playing farmers daughter. Come marriage. Me! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค—I would hug you but can see my arms are short. Hell most of the time I feed him loops we terrorize. Them xoxo night

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2017 1:11 AM EST

in response to: Good night, JC! Sweet dreams! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค
I like my women short and fat.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2017 10:02 AM EST

in response to: Long, tall cut glass or short stout fat cut glass. For ur grapefruit juice, of course. I like short fat..
You like that because you are short and fat...

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Long, tall cut glass or short stout fat cut glass. For ur grapefruit juice, of course. I like short fat..
A shortage of truckers and the island's devastated infrastructure are making it tough to move aid to where it's needed most, officials say. Should that come as a big surprise? Of course not. The infrastructure is devastated by the hurricane, stupid!

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 3:33 PM EST

in response to: Aid supplies are plentiful in Puerto Rico. Lazy spics can't or won't hand it out. Something about it being too difficult logistically. I guess they are waiting for white man to the rescue. Blame Trump...typical.
Why are they languishing? A shortage of truckers and the island's devastated infrastructure are making it tough to move aid to where it's needed most, officials say. Should that come as a big surprise? Of course not. The infrastructure is devastated by the hurricane, stupid!

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 3:30 PM EST

in response to: Trump suspended the shipping restrictions to Puerto Rico more than right after the hurtican hit. Thousands of shipping containers full of humanitarian aid supply are piling up and languishing in Puerto Rico's main port of San Juan. Trumps fault?....Reality chaps your ass doesn't it, anti-Trumptards?
light, airy shorts and a cotton T-shirt. All year round

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 7:02 PM EST

in response to: what kind (if any) of pajamas do you wear?
Wr were Jr. High school sweethearts. Dated all through HS. We broke up when we went off to college. Rediscovered each other shortly after graduation from Univ. Married the following year. We both believe that for some reason yet to be revealed to us, we were fated to be together.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 2:06 PM EST

in response to: How did you and your partner meet?
Gonna go real short like... โ˜บ๏ธ

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2017 9:27 PM EST

in response to: Am gonna chop off all my hair... hate it.
Yes I wore short shorts and a fluffy bear hoodie with a flannel because I was cold, wear whatever you want you do you

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2017 7:38 PM EST

in response to: It it okay for a 21-year old university student BOY to wear flipflops with long gray sweatpants, white T-shirt, and a red baseball cap?
Doubts, Short-faith, Luck of trust, his rules are made good. Love is stronger than the knowledge of pain.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2017 10:17 PM EST

in response to: If god is good why are there so many rules, regulations and suffering in this world?
I think it depends on the individual tbh, but recently more women are into facial hair. Anything a bit more than stubble I think, i'm into a short thick beard- not too long which is exactly what my boyfriend has. A lot of guys are doing that now too as well.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 12:50 PM EST

in response to: What do women prefer no facial hair, stubble, a short beard or a long beard?
Most women I know do not have facial hair, certainly not a short or long beard.

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2017 10:43 PM EST

in response to: What do women prefer no facial hair, stubble, a short beard or a long beard?
No you! Am leaving now... can only stay here fer a short amount of time! ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2017 5:22 PM EST

in response to: I Said... Shuttuppa ya face!! Shut ya Pie hole!!! ๐Ÿ˜
Ah, DACA. I remember: justcurio.us/StoppingTrumpIsAShorttermSolutionTheLongTermSolutionAndItWillBe
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UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 1:50 PM EST

in response to: The Trump Apologist has gradually become aware that you can't win an argument just by calling names. He can't live without calling names, though. So this has become his new logic: "Sore loser" can be used, as it merely means somebody who can't handle a loss. By giving a definition, presented by him as a fact, he thinks that calling someone a sore loser is no longer an opinion lacking any substance, but a fact as well. ๐Ÿคฃ When was the last time you heard some utterly stupid logic?
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