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We always knew that. You were decent until you gained so much weight, now with your disgusting smelly cigarette habit and pushing 40 you're not very attractive. And being short makes it worse.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2017 9:18 PM EST

in response to: Normally I don't like little bows or ribbons on a woman bra, oh but the Dream Angels Wicked Unlined Uplift bras are so gorg!! I was lucky enough to get two before they sold out in my size, and I love them!! Selected colors come w velvet straps w lil tiny bows on them. Bought the cornflower blue and the sunset grey lace, both come w the velvet straps, which are a different color of the bra itself, oh, I love them!!
15 minutes is the shortest forever and a day I've seen.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 5:58 PM EST

in response to: I wish you could try the coffee I snagged this afternoon. So yummy, aannnnd not from sbucks either.. ☺️
You will change your attitude shortly.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 2:07 PM EST

in response to: Even though I call you moos and critters, you're actually beautiful just the way you are.. scars and all!! πŸ˜πŸ’‹
Truth is in short supply these days.

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 1:06 PM EST

in response to: Is it realistic for a woman to expect a man to NEVER lie in a relationship?
Everyone should be entitled to a good education no matter who they are or where they live. It is shameful but a lot of the less qualified teach in the lower income schools, partly because of a teacher shortage

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 11:46 PM EST

in response to: I don't know whether to laugh or cry... New York education officials are poised to scrap a test designed to measure the reading and writing skills of people trying to become teachers, in part because an outsized percentage of black and Hispanic candidates were failing it.
No, hunny... gorg is short for gorgeous. A descriptive word, if you may. The blend I selected in the shop was Kimono Dragon, a blend I've overlooked up till now, was really good. I believe it's a dark roast, my fav, but I could be wrong..

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Had coffee today for the first time in two weeks... it was gorg. Am rethinking giving up coffee completely for tea.. what should I do? Serious answers appreciated, please. Thanks!! 😘
Short and curvy

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 8:51 PM EST

in response to: How do you like your women?
Go outside and prance around the neighborhood in your tight pink short shorts.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 2:52 PM EST

in response to: I want to study economics at university and need to choose between Warwick and Bath. Warwick is lot higher in economics league tables and globally but I preferred Bath. What do I do????????????
that's pretty short, you should be about 6 feet tall

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 6:29 AM EST

in response to: I'm 16 years old. Im 8 inches, is that big, average, small? Is it ok?
Apostrophe is also the shorten version of 'is'. Example: What is can be shortened to what's. However since bananas are not belonging to the price they wouldn't be banana's $2.50/kg

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2017 4:54 AM EST

in response to: Whats the plural of the grocers apostrophe? Ie. Banana's $2.50/ kg.
I think we should call you bubbles short for bubble snot. 😹😹😹😸😸

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 8:49 PM EST

in response to: Darrrrlings.... how are you doing? What are you doing? 😘
Big bank take lil bank... everyday spilling up drank. She want the whole crew, shortie brave, when the money talks, what is there to say... blow away, watch it blow away. When I die can't take it to the grave. I'm so glad that you came... ........ Soh ( ID-263 ) UNITED STATES/Jan 29, 2017 06:25 PM

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2017 11:23 PM EST

in response to: Attencion... am gonna go now. But I'll be back later to see what you're going on about whilst am gone! 😝 So ya better be good boys.. mmmkay?
No. While feelings may be strong in the moment for short or long periods of time, they may fade, but that post you made will always be somewhere on the internet. You may regret it, and hurt yourself and her.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 4:10 PM EST

in response to: I have dirty pics of an evil evil girl I highly highly dislike, should I post them to social media?
I am quite short and many people mistaken me for a child. Dressing like a child and scare people when I say "trick-or-treat" with a deep voice would be fun. Or purposely wear overly large formal outfit and tell them I am from the future. Or dressed in all black asking people questions and then hide behind someone.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 7:57 AM EST

in response to: If you could dress up as anything, what would you best Halloween costume be?
When sitting you accidently forget your wearing a skirt and then you realize your legs are spread so you immediately put them together or cross them. Also even if your legs are together, if people are looking and your skirt is short enough there may be a gap so just cross your legs! On stairs if somebody is far enough back from you chances are they may be looking. With wind, you just suddenly feel bare.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 3:04 AM EST

in response to: How do you know you are in an upskirt moment? (Sitting, Wind, Stairs)
listen kid, life's too short to be bothered by things like this you hear me?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2017 10:34 AM EST

in response to: Does it bother you that people ignore you?
In case you forgot my mother died before you were born. I'm sorry I have to repeat that but I understand your short attention span.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 7:58 PM EST

in response to: When losing an argument about self defense change the subject to hunting. That will show them you're the smart one... Like a said... a special kind of stupid
oh. i had the idea that it was different from what is usual as I had not witnessed any sentences or reactions to sentences worded or expressed so as to elicit information or reactions to characterized by sexually abnormal and unacceptable practices or tendencies at this location for a short time.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:11 PM EST

in response to: As long as that pervert remains on this site, I can no longer do so. Hardly a loss, I know, but I refuse to share the same site as that sicko.
Wonderful. Furthermore I returned to my place of residence from the place where I work a short time ago.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 9:50 AM EST

in response to: went to sleep around 6pm and just woke back up.
Simply perform a short sleep during the day!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 8:20 AM EST

in response to: oh my gosh... I have to fold laundry, switch load to dryer, remove load from dryer, finish my drink, brush my teeth, and floss... I may as well put on another TV show but I am falling asleep
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