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When I can't sleep I find the best solution is to have sex with a child

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2018 5:33 AM EST

in response to: Can’t sleep. I’m so sick that it’s hard to breathe. Took more cough medicine but it’s not helping much. Maybe I have the flu...
Preparing to sleep.

FRANCE / JAN 14, 2018 6:35 PM EST

in response to: What are you doing at the moment?
Well you asked for trouble and you got it. No you can't be just friends with someone you sleep, obviously they have feelings for you. You can leave them for good if you hate their behavior now.

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2018 5:23 AM EST

in response to: I slept with one of my friends and now they're controlling and we don't get along. I can't do anything for myself and I don't know what to do, but I don't want to lose them
Sleeping.

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2018 1:37 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy.., ☺️ I think I may be over my cold. What are you doing?
Give ME PERMISSION TO PERFORM SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH MY MOUTH ON YOU!!? The previously mentioned event can only take place in THE MOST DELIGHTFUL OF YOUR FÙCKING SERIES OF THOUGHTS OCCURRING IN YOUR MIND DURING A PERIOD OF SLEEPING, I am ejecting matter from my stomach through my mouth.. I am also expressing amusement by making spontaneous movements of my face that are intense enough that my buttocks are becoming detached from my physical structure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2018 6:46 PM EST

in response to: If you met SOH, would you let her go down on you?
He wears Superman pajamas and sleeps in a Lightning McQueen bed too.

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2018 2:37 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump wears Depends.
I cant sleep and I love you.

UNITED STATES / DEC 31, 2017 5:04 AM EST

in response to: What does a yellow heart emoji mean?
12:47 are you her best friend? Do you eat her out every night before bed? How do you know she's a woman? How do you know she's 60. Is she the head liberal or is someone else the head liberal? Are the liberals going to attack you in your sleep? Do liberals throw rocks and bricks at you in the street? Are you a parinoid little fool?

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2017 1:22 PM EST

in response to: Trump is poised to win 2020 that's for sure. Maybe now we can get rid of all these Commies.
Waiting for the sweet embrace of death to finally take them in their sleep, also one tends to use comedy to hide the fact they are dying inside.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2017 2:00 PM EST

in response to: What are the signs, someone has depression.?
Sleep A LOT

CANADA / DEC 21, 2017 12:16 PM EST

in response to: How to.... Not exist without suicide?
Go to sleep and never wake up.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... back to bed, back to bed..
He's still sleeping.

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2017 9:35 AM EST

in response to: Where are all the trolls?
4. One when i woke up another right after one in the afternoon and then one before i went to sleep, my dick ached all day after.

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2017 1:49 AM EST

in response to: How many wanks in a day have you managed to do?
It may be because of anxiety of mistakes you’ve made in the past that you can’t forget about, OR, it could be a lack of sleep, traumatic events in your past. If you you don’t get the recommended amount of sleep for your age, then I recommend trying to get as much sleep as possible. If that’s not the case, try stop drinking cafinated (If you do)

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2017 11:15 PM EST

in response to: Why am I always so paranoid and nervous?
Some days i spend sleeping but other days i can cope with my lifestyle. I have lost interest in what i used to enjoy so i know how hard it can be to find motivation. Antipsychotics work well for the delusional thought and hallucinations so if you do need help seek support.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2017 9:02 PM EST

in response to: If anyone else here has bipolar disorder and/or hallucinations, how do you cope? I've been in such a low for well over a year that I've just about given up. My usual coping skills aren't working anymore and I have no motivation to do or enjoy the things that make me happy. I'm giving myself one more chance before checking in for in-patient care, so if anyone has any suggestions for how to cope, I'd be appreciative.
Lucky you! I'm addicted to this site and can't sleep. Send help

UNITED KINGDOM / DEC 11, 2017 6:49 PM EST

in response to: I'm angry. Thanks for those who replied to me ~ hopefully I can look forward to more help. I'm angry with fear and sickness so I'm going to take a break to sleep now
That is a rather frightening idea produced by thinking, is it not? Do you assume without evidence that an unknown human being exists at an unspecified location and emerges from a state of sleep each every period of time between midnight and noon and curiously asks "will THIS PRESENT PERIOD OF TWENTY-FOUR HOURS be the period of twenty-four hours my sentence worded so as to elicit information gets a response AFTER A LONG TIME?"

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2017 2:58 PM EST

in response to: pretty soon there will be unanswered questions on this site that are a decade old
I had this 2 weeks ago. Just get yourself some rest along with tissues, sleep and a double shot of whiskey every day.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2017 8:00 PM EST

in response to: Am not feeling quite meself today, home w a cold, the fever went down this morning...
You are boring that is why you are sleepy. Go away.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2017 11:31 PM EST

in response to: Hey, FFC... is that all ya got!? You’re putting me to sleep 😴💤 You mooo... 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
Stay in bed, shut your door, pretend to be asleep, cough, literally plaster sudocrem all over your face (hella pasty) and then refuse kindly to go

FRANCE / NOV 15, 2017 3:18 PM EST

in response to: How do I convince my mom to let me off school?
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