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I'll sleep better tonight, knowing that!

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2015 8:23 AM EST

in response to: Did you know that there are around 600 varieties of strawberries?
Eating before you go to sleep will give you bad dreams.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2015 12:21 PM EST

in response to: waiting for midnight to eat a burrito and half a quesadilla so i can put it on tomorrow's calorie tracker. 2 hours and 15 minutes to go.
I can't take naps cause I can never fall asleep unless its night.

/ JUL 26, 2015 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Is the weekend just an excuse for long naps?
This twisted figure never sleeps and is sorely in need of help.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2015 8:34 PM EST

in response to: 053 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Depends on how much sleep I get.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2015 5:01 PM EST

in response to: How much caffeine do you need to function per day?
I've heard of people keeping dream journals. I tried to do that. But problem is that once I'm asleep, I don't wake up until it's time to get up.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 5:03 PM EST

in response to: If you had a really awesome dream, how would you ensure that you would remember it?
It did. You must have been asleep at the time. It's a whole new world out there.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Why world hasn't ended in 2012?
Sleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2015 11:43 AM EST

in response to: how do I hide my drunkeness?
I just went on vacation to San Diego. I need to sleep instead.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2015 9:29 AM EST

in response to: I drank too much last night and I feel like crap. I hit my bf and almost broke his laptop. I don't remember any of that.
You want to sleep with him or do you want to have sex with him?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 8:02 PM EST

in response to: how can i let a guy online know i wanna sleep with him
Meanwhile my body is telling my brain...you asshole, shut up and go back to sleep. Lolz

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Why is that on my day off I can sleep in, but always wake up early anyway?
Your mind is trained. It knows that u have to get up at the same time every day, so when you sleep late on your days off, your brain says "oh sht, I gotta get up for work!" Because it is used to doing that

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 5:42 PM EST

in response to: Why is that on my day off I can sleep in, but always wake up early anyway?
You're so boring you probably fall asleep talking to yourself

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 10:03 AM EST

in response to: 048 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Yes... It something dreaming about something dreaming about nothing dreaming about... Inception!! Lol, don't know the actual plot to that movie, I fell asleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2015 10:05 PM EST

in response to: Is that something?
Just sleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2015 8:10 AM EST

in response to: Am getting sleepy. SleeEEeEpY
actually, im getting... sleepy. ssslllleeeeeepppy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2015 9:59 PM EST

in response to: duckies, im not tired at all. ill be with you alll night!
Is been 12 hours that i am on pof i didnt sleep i make a real profile fućk internet in going to die

ITALY / JUL 15, 2015 2:32 PM EST

in response to: 🍳 SISTER'S ĆUNT STUFFED WITH CAT SHlT. THE TRUE TASTE OF HOME 🍳
If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help. Let the whiny answers begin.

GERMANY / JUL 13, 2015 3:15 PM EST

in response to: 041 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help. Let the whiny answers begin.
you'll be thankful for it when you fall asleep with a cigarette in your mouth.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2015 2:35 AM EST

in response to: Why is there a smoke alarm in a smoking friendly hotel room? I've been blowing my were out the window
Aww, that's terrible, ducky. :( Who's still sleeping at this time of the afternoon? Maybe they're doing something else.. ;)

UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2015 1:51 PM EST

in response to: I have to poop so bad but don't want to use the only bathroom that's in my brothers room where him and his wife are sleeping.
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