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UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 5:20 PM EST

in response to: In the next five hours what are you going to be doing?
They give you bad gas. Eat more than two and you sleep alone.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 2:39 PM EST

in response to: Do you like pickled eggs?
Good for you. I spent the night having nasty sleep sex with my big fat wife.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 10:49 AM EST

in response to: I woke up about four Had a piss on the floor And I then spent a whole hour wanking
I thought I was an inherently terrible person as a result of sleeping in the living room.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 8:08 PM EST

in response to: I remember when I was a kid I'd always say "I can't get up on the wrong side of the bed because I sleep on the couch!"
I take a Benadryl and go right to sleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
yes. i think too much and it takes forever to fall asleep.

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
drink water and sit till i fall asleep. life is boring i need to figure out how to make it fun again.

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:04 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for this night?
Go to sleep

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 6:59 PM EST

in response to: Sheesh!! How DARE you!!
i don't have trouble sleeping

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 7:42 AM EST

in response to: Do you find it easy to sleep at a regular pattern?
When you were sleeping.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 8:16 PM EST

in response to: I pissed in your mouth.
I spend too many hours in bed. Only about 1/2 are spent sleeping though due to insomnia issues.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 3:25 PM EST

in response to: How many hours a day do you spend in bed?
Only my sleeping hours which is about five.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 11:16 AM EST

in response to: How many hours a day do you spend in bed?
ugh... I can't sleep, and get stuck with one person to chat w/, and he happens to be a small-minded poohead... nice...

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:37 AM EST

in response to: the grocery store looked like fuсking Marrakesh tonight
"Benefits Supervisor Sleeping", by Lucien Freud, c.1995

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 10:36 PM EST

in response to: What is the sexiest work of art that you have seen?
only if u sleep nude

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 3:29 AM EST

in response to: My dog got a hard-on after he glanced at me. Should I be worried
I sleep on the sofa

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 10:15 PM EST

in response to: How often do you wash your sheets?
My husband farts in his sleep all the time, but I've never found any evidence of leakage.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 4:11 PM EST

in response to: Is your wife or girlfriend a squirter?
Clear your mind of useless clutter. Take note of the world around you and beyond. Meditate from time to time. Learn how to let yourself relax. When you go to sleep put your self into a restful mode; let days worries go (they can be dealt with in the next day). Let your dreams come to you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 12:19 PM EST

in response to: How can I make my dreams more interesting
Clear your mind of useless clutter. Take note of the world around you and beyond. Meditate from time to time. Learn how to let yourself relax. When you go to sleep put your self into a restful mode; let days worries go (they can be dealt with in the next day). Let your dreams come to you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 12:19 PM EST

in response to: How can I make my dreams more interesting
Yeah in Yosemite when I was about 10. It was the middle of the night and my parents got my brother into the car but I was in a dead sleep. They dragged me half out the tent and left me there for a few min before I finally woke up to run to the car.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 11:36 AM EST

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