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Stay in bed, shut your door, pretend to be asleep, cough, literally plaster sudocrem all over your face (hella pasty) and then refuse kindly to go

FRANCE / NOV 15, 2017 3:18 PM EST

in response to: How do I convince my mom to let me off school?
I'm asleep.

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 5:31 PM EST

in response to: Happy stand up week
yeah, blame it on winter. its messing my schedule up, i cant wake up i mornins, and go asleep at like 7

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2017 7:08 PM EST

in response to: It feels so late but it’s only 6
It isn’t.. they’re both gorgeous. I know because I have a Primalush king sized blanket in a cream color and a king Velvetsoft blanket in grey. I sleep with both of them on the bed because I love them both sooo much, can’t decide which I love more. But I don’t have Primalush sheets. I’ve never seen Primalush sheets sets before. They’re made in the same style as the blanket! So gorg! Ugh, I’m in love.

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2017 9:07 PM EST

in response to: The packages have arrived and I opened the 📦’s to check and make sure all is well, and it is... Snagged a Primalush sheet set in the cream color in a queen size. It comes w a fitted and flat top sheet and two pillow cases. The other 📦 is a Velvetsoft king size blanket.. Both from Berkshire I hope he likes it.... I ordered a king blanket so that when he makes his bed, there is length to it on all sides.
Sleeping on the floor is not good for you, try cutting your nails. Check that your wounds don't become infected, seek treatment if they do. Support your family, don't suffer too much. Hopefully you get more luck soon.

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2017 11:06 PM EST

in response to: My family is in a tough spot so I sleep on the floor next to the dresser and usually I wake up with bruises and I think nothing of it, today however I woke up and I had scratch marks on my chest reigon (6 on one side 2 on the other) And about 12 hours later I looked down now I have 9 new scratches on my arm that weren't there about a minute ago, one burns bad, is there and explanation for this?
Yes get as much sleep as possible, if you end up sleeping in class though I can't be blamed


in response to: If school starts in 3 hours is there a point in going asleep?
Yea. Just can't sleep worried one or several will try and break in.


in response to: Does the nіggerization of America influence your sleep?
I'm glad it influences yours. May you be sleep-deprived for the rest of your life. 😁


in response to: Does the nіggerization of America influence your sleep?
Lol, go to bed u faat fück!! You’re so fat cause you don’t 😴 sleep!!! Hahahahaha boinker


in response to: Jew! Pig! Get that jew away from me you nasty jew pig.
Don't you ever sleep?..😐


in response to: Guy in my class he is in a group project with me and we are friends I just got his number for the group chat on the project should I texted him. Also I think he might like me back every time we talk he smiles, blushes, touches his hair a lot, and laughs at every joke I make even if it wasn't funny but we only talk in that class.We have been talking for over a month now we are in high school and I see him every other day. What should I do to show him I like him without saying it?
Soh has to sleep sometime.


in response to: What the hell? Did the resident idiot finally die? No stupid posting since last night! Who would have thuck it?
First you have to sleep with soh to gain powers

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 12:33 PM EST

in response to: How do I summon Demons and lucifer with household objects? Asking for a...Friend...
I'm eating then going to sleep.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 7:55 PM EST

in response to: Have to make more coffee... I’ll be up all nite. ☺️ What are you doing?? ☺️
I guess they forgot to teach you that in school or you were sleeping that day.

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2017 11:29 PM EST

in response to: Donald Trump is going to authorize the release of the infamous JFK Files. So, what shocking info do you think this document will reveal? Personally, I'm going to guess that the IRA did it, because they thought he was a "traitor to the Irish". So, any guesses on what great details this will reveal?
Just have a sleepover and eat lots of ice cream together and tell them to apologize since you know they want to.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2017 11:30 PM EST

in response to: My two best friends are fighting over a misunderstanding and I don't know if that will ever make up. They are fighting about one of them ditching the other even though they thought the other dropped out of the plan but joined back in. It's confusing but it needs to end and they both want it too.
Just having ac on can create white noise which is pleasant to sleep to.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2017 11:47 PM EST

in response to: Don’t wanna talk to me no more, huh!?
Am all soft and squishy.. I had a (the heavens opening up and angels are singing) shower tonight. Baby oil gel on damp skin, you have to try it! So nice! Siscovered I do not sleep at night with humidity being so high... I had to google. People really can not sleep if the humidity is high, and it’s at 97% right now... bummer.. 😞 I’ll sleep w the ac on I guess.. but, I’m not sure what’s to happen in the winter when I want to run the humidifier...

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2017 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Don’t wanna talk to me no more, huh!?
I can't stress enough how we would all be willing to help if you'd just stop lying about your wife. Between today and yesterday, she is exactly 630? How do you know? Did you weigh her today? Your stories are getting more and more unrealistic every day. Stop lying about her weight. Maybe she lost 1.3 pounds since her sleep last night but we'll never know cause you're too lazy to weigh her and give us more of an accurate number.

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2017 6:20 PM EST

in response to: My 630lb pregnant wife wants pizza for dinner tonight but she is not supposed to have it. What kind of lower calorie options are there similar to pizza but better for her?
Said the boinker who only can sleep w hookers! Gotta pay, do ya! lol... 🤣

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2017 3:08 PM EST

in response to: Ohhh de ohhh dee .... O! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
Just say "soh, will you sleep over with me?" She will quote you the price and you hand her the money in an unsealed envelope when she arrives.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2017 10:16 AM EST

in response to: How do I ask a girl (I like) to sleepover with me?
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