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go back to sleep

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 4:48 PM EST

in response to: I just woke up. Why is it so muggy out tonight?
Sleeping Beauty

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 11:44 AM EST

in response to: What was the name of the first film that used super technirama 70 widescreen?
When she is asleep, check her fupa for flour and dried cum.

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2014 3:39 PM EST

in response to: My big fat wife just got back from Vegas with her girlfriends. How can I tell if she was unfaithful while she was away?
Can't sleep after reading about him. I always had very mixed feelings about him. I think it was exactly that which annoyed me about him; a sort of smell if tragedy/death in his style. Nothing so strange in comedy actors, I suppose. People here have often told me I remind them of him. People are stupid. I'll miss his sharpness tho. Italy

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2014 7:57 PM EST

in response to: Sorry folks. But the JOKE OF THE WEEK is too long to copy and paste this week
That is one of the problems with this country. Feeling blue? Take a pill. Can't sleep? Pop another pill. Need to lose weight? Ooo, we have just a pill for that! Can't get it up? No, problem! Here's a pill for that as well.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 8:02 PM EST

in response to: Where can I find some motivation?
Who or what do I sleep with?

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 5:24 PM EST

in response to: Are your panties wet? If so, why? If not, why not?
You look so sweet when you're sleeping.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 5:11 PM EST

in response to: Are your panties wet? If so, why? If not, why not?
The guy who did the latest one has a voice like death warmed over. He could put anyone with insomnia to sleep in a minute.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 11:39 PM EST

in response to: Why do GP people who do vocaroos do such a lousy job?
can someone put her to sleep please?

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 11:16 PM EST

in response to: I made the egg thing again tonight... and chocolate pudding. :)
Did a market research panel this morning. Bought some meat at the store. Mowed and weedeated. Cleaned the car. Now relaxing. Still haven't done the dishes. Damn husband is still asleep.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 3:53 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for this day?
It's hard to be all sexy and ready to go at 5am when I'm still in a dead sleep. You're right though. Someone has to make the sacrifice. Otherwise the socks will be having babies in a few months.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 3:32 PM EST

in response to: Are you sexually immoral ?
The evil one will slice the good ones throat when he's sleeping.

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 1:16 PM EST

in response to: Inside each of us are two wolves. One is Evil: It is anger, envy, sorrow,regret,greed,arrogance,self pity,guilt,resentment,inferiority,lies,false pride,superiority, and ego. The one is Good. It is joy,peace,love,hope,serenity,humility,kindness,benevolence,empathy,generosit
y,truth,compassion, and faith. Which one wins?
You can go to sleep and never wake up for all I care.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 11:38 PM EST

in response to: I'd like to wake tomorrow at 6ish... Shower, shampoo, and have b/f... There's eggs, cheese, ham, and yoghurt... Matcha tea, I'm thinking, and then a brisk, short walk before work... Hmmm, I may have to get up a little earlier than I thought... If I leave you my #, will you call? Will you call and make sure I don't oversleep?
sleeping

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 5:20 PM EST

in response to: In the next five hours what are you going to be doing?
They give you bad gas. Eat more than two and you sleep alone.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 2:39 PM EST

in response to: Do you like pickled eggs?
Good for you. I spent the night having nasty sleep sex with my big fat wife.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 10:49 AM EST

in response to: I woke up about four Had a piss on the floor And I then spent a whole hour wanking
I thought I was an inherently terrible person as a result of sleeping in the living room.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 8:08 PM EST

in response to: I remember when I was a kid I'd always say "I can't get up on the wrong side of the bed because I sleep on the couch!"
I take a Benadryl and go right to sleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
yes. i think too much and it takes forever to fall asleep.

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
drink water and sit till i fall asleep. life is boring i need to figure out how to make it fun again.

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:04 PM EST

in response to: What are your plans for this night?
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