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I just had a small handful... ;) I still have a bag of M&M's I bought a couple nights ago... I'm learning not to eat everything in one go! I must learn that the food's not going anywhere, and i don't need to scarf down so much in one sitting! Yup. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: I don't wanna talk about me being nice or mean... You wouldn't know nice if it walked up to you, and slobbered you with kisses! Anyway, my question is... Ya know Ruffles? Like Ruffles Have Ridges? Like the potato chips? Why are they sooo good!? Theyre like perfectly cut, round, thick, potato chips... Not like Lays, where it's a thin, greasy, almost wet chip! These are perfect! I'm having the cheddar and sour cream, and just noticed how good they are..
It's probably in shock after never seeing a dick that small.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 12:34 PM EST

in response to: I porked the cat, and now it's not moving. Should I take her to the vet?
I left my coat too close to the heater at work yesterday, and my lippy gloss melted in my pocket, grrrrr... Walked by a pet shop this afternoon, and stopped in to stare at all the fancy goldfish. I miss having water puppies! Was so tempted to snag a single beta fish (a lil blue/purple one) for my desktop, but decided that maybe it's time to give some water pups a proper home, it's time to have another go at a small freshwater aquarium. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 6:42 PM EST

My small local one costs $2.50. I don't buy one.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 3:29 PM EST

in response to: How much does a Sunday newspaper cost?
NYers set the standard. Even poor NYers are far more sophisticated than your average American living out in a small town. That's just the way it is.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 10:20 PM EST

in response to: New Yorkers think they are so sophisticated because they live in a big city. What is so cool and sexy about an overpriced jail cell infested with сock roaches and rats, and the local hobo/swagfag is peeping in your windows, or causing fights?
Alright, here's what I'm doing to do... Am gonna waltz into Duncan Donuts later, and if there's a man behind the counter, I'll slap some bills on the table, and say... You sexy beast, you... I've heard you got what I want! Gimme a small iced dark roast coffee! No sugar, v. lil milk... I like it dark.. Yup.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Am listening to the radio, aaand, just discovered that DD has a dark roast iced coffee! Oh! I'm too excited. :) I'll make a trip later, after the snow stops, and try a small one... see how I like it. :) Of course, I can report my findings if you like?? :) Do you like?
A lot smaller than yours, your lard ass yank cunt

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2015 2:41 PM EST

in response to: What is the average pants size for European men?
Youre like a small boy in the 5th grade... yanks me pigtails... the continental divide, I used to call em... Grow a pair, and learn how to talk to women.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 7:56 PM EST

in response to: *farts on soh*
It's a bit smaller than what I'm used too.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 5:25 PM EST

in response to: can you take 8 inches
That would be cool. Yes, I do. Not too big and not too small. They are just right.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 10:10 PM EST

in response to: I'm awesome! And I have auburn hair and deep brown eyes. ^_^
I don't have regular meals. I just eat a small snack when I get hungry.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Do you ever skip lunch?
Go with the flow. if i have to decide its usually a small errand to do.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 4:40 PM EST

in response to: Is life full of tough decisions?
I would use it to purchase ample amount of land. Part of the land would be to build a house that would have solar/wind power, water filtration system and a small farm. The part would go to building a rescue center for abuse/ unwanted / mill dogs, and cats. There would be strict rules about adopting the animals and follow up on how well the animal is getting along with their new family. Also, part of the program would be for veterans and the animals to connect to one another.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 12:32 PM EST

in response to: EXCELLENT! I just received the following email: "My client Mrs. Alicia Robinson, 93 years old and a philanthropist has willed to you $5.5 million US Dollars." WOO HOO! And the first thing that came to mind was sharing my windfall with my JC colleagues. So ... give me some reasons why I would be interested in giving some of it to you. Extra credit awarded for creativity.
too small to fill my ass


in response to: Lemons are so popular and yet limes often get over looked. What do people have against limes?
Look for small nestling bits chewed up and smell about for an odd damp odour..also when all are asleep sit quietly n listen..once u found his spot place traps with blue cheese

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2015 10:42 PM EST

in response to: Freakin' fcukin' mouse in the house. There has to be a hole somewhere... Can you help me?
A Chihuahua is a small dog. It is still a dog. Aerie? I've not heard of that one. Is it another mythical or hypothetical planet?


in response to: Why do so many people still think that aerie is a planet? Didn't famous Black STEM-Lord Neil DeGrasse Tyson say that it was a dwarf planet, and that they don't count?
its a small. i'm slim anyway.


in response to: You know that Tee you have on. Would you like to swap for mine?
Why a small green dot? Empty canvases are the sh*t.

UNITED STATES / JAN 26, 2015 8:00 AM EST

in response to: How much money can you make off of selling a painting that is nothing more than a small green dot, but has a long-winded backstory of how it symbolizes "post-9/11 America's imagined nostalgia over a pre-Islamic Middle East"?
I run a small insurance firm and our pay per click advsetiring spend on Google has gone up from a3800 in 2006 to a31,700 today. That's for the same number of enquiries so i have no idea where that chap got his numbers from.I hope Google will price themselves out of the market or someone comes along and offers some proper competition. I am really unclear why that chap thinks its a good thing to have an almost closed market for internet advsetiring?

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 2:46 PM EST

in response to: Gogg-grunt goes grunty when no-one posts on it's(sic) postings. What is the average price of a packet of home made biscuits in Bolivia?
Strange that you ask that as the clerk at the grocery store give me a small box of crayons. She was supposed to give them to kids and she was mad so she was giving one to everyone that went through. I'd choose blue first.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 8:27 AM EST

in response to: If I gave you a box of crayons, which color would you pick first?
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