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He's such a disgustingly *small* small person... :) I can feel him breathing with me, it makes me sick. Like projectile vomit... so I send messages... then ignore his repulsive advances... Secretly, I totally laugh at him! LMFAO at him!

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2015 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Oooh, laaaaa. deeee. da! Am goingto bed early tonite! Bother Sammy! Yerp!
I guess that means you have a small dick?

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 9:37 PM EST

in response to: Like my status if you have a big dick!
Your shaft is a very small amount of meat. Not even enough for one full serving.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2015 11:25 AM EST

in response to: can I eat meat?
Same old crap only smaller and more expensive.

/ APR 11, 2015 10:39 PM EST

in response to: Is the new and improved really new?
Well black and white are the two dominant races. Maybe not a lot of asians, indians, and nativeAmericans apply because the percentage of those races are small.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2015 4:46 PM EST

in response to: How come whenever I go to a fast food restaurant they only have whites or blacks working there, are these places racist towards Asians, Indians, and Native Americans?
Also, microblogging, such as Tumblr, is popular. People no longer like Facebook or Blogspot-style posts due to their length. People want small, quick, condensed social media interactions, and not necessarily with everything being public, either. Additionally, social media is moving towards mobile platforms (and in some cases, mobile *only*) as opposed to older computer-friendly platforms.

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2015 11:06 PM EST

in response to: What is the next social media craze?
I like small butts.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2015 8:12 PM EST

in response to: I have a big butt.
It's small, wrinkley, smelly, gross... I don't LIKE!!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 7:04 PM EST

in response to: describe my c0ck
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CANADA / MAR 28, 2015 8:09 PM EST

in response to: 4,759,473 strangers have answered 606,666 questions
Thank God for small favors.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 9:30 PM EST

in response to: I'm just waiting till my tablet charges, then I am out of here!
More than likely due to the fact that the there is too much gas flowing through the grill. We recently had to fix our gas water heater and after we put the unit back together we turned it on and there was a lot of yellow flames coming from the heater. We realized that we missed a small piece that screws over the hole the gas comes from that makes the hole the gas flows through much smaller. After screwing on that piece we saw a much smaller flame. Hope this helps.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2015 4:41 PM EST

in response to: Why is there so much yellow flame on my gas grill?
That comment shows us how little you know about the system of control. People are selected by the blood and out of that small number a lot of dollars ensures the 'right' one gets in. If the country paid its debts back with everything the country had, you'd still be in debt to the tune of $60 trillion. Countries are ditching the dollar in favour of the AIIB.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2015 5:06 PM EST

in response to: DO YOU THINK WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THE COUNTRY BACK ON TRACK IF WE MANAGE TO ELECT A PRESIDENT WHO ISN'T A SEX OFFENDER, A RETARD, OR A NlGGER?
840 is the least common multiple of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8=36. There are 8 numbers in the range of 1-8. The sum of any range, being 1 to X, equals (X(X+1))/2. If X equals 8, it still checks out. 36. 36 is the smallest number n with exactly 8 solutions to the equation φ(x) = n. φ(n) is a function that counts the totatives of n. Totative has 8 letters in it. 1^2^3^4^5^6^7^8 = 1, according to certain calculators.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 10:53 PM EST

in response to: Tomorrow is the 22nd. There are 7 days in a week. 22 divided by 7 is approximately equal to π, but not quite. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 10 right now. I'm pretty 1337. 10π% of 1337 is 420. The difference between 1337 and 420 is 917. 917 is the sum of five consecutive primes (173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193). 5 is the first digit in 58008, which looks like "BOOBS" on a calculator. I'm so mature. 58008 divided by 69 is approximately 840.
You must the smallest feet in the world for being only 2".

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 9:31 PM EST

in response to: why is the sun the same size as the moon
Ew, youre sooo small.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 8:08 PM EST

in response to: I should walk to b'way for some nuts... :) I wonder if that lil store is still there. There's even fresh hand-cut halvah!
The second one makes it easier for smaller people to see.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2015 2:23 PM EST

in response to: Why do the traffic lights in some countries look like 🚦 but in other countries it looks like 🚥?
She is not a Mexican, she is Samoan Islander. She looks like a female version of the late singer IZ, only with smaller tits.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 2:52 PM EST

in response to: What should I feed my big fat wife for dinner today?
Hope you got them big enough. They really bind if they are too small.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 8:41 PM EST

in response to: Am now wearing das panties!
I just had a small handful... ;) I still have a bag of M&M's I bought a couple nights ago... I'm learning not to eat everything in one go! I must learn that the food's not going anywhere, and i don't need to scarf down so much in one sitting! Yup. :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: I don't wanna talk about me being nice or mean... You wouldn't know nice if it walked up to you, and slobbered you with kisses! Anyway, my question is... Ya know Ruffles? Like Ruffles Have Ridges? Like the potato chips? Why are they sooo good!? Theyre like perfectly cut, round, thick, potato chips... Not like Lays, where it's a thin, greasy, almost wet chip! These are perfect! I'm having the cheddar and sour cream, and just noticed how good they are..
It's probably in shock after never seeing a dick that small.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 12:34 PM EST

in response to: I porked the cat, and now it's not moving. Should I take her to the vet?
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