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Hey! I'm (whatever ur name is). Do you work at _______? I think I recognize you. Or maybe I've just seen too many pretty women in my life. But really, I think you look great tonight! (then small talk)

/ DEC 3, 2016 11:22 PM EST

in response to: I'm at a dinner party and I don't know what to say to pretty women I need help
Sell your iphone to me and get a smaller one.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2016 12:01 PM EST

in response to: I really love the iPhone clutch I snagged from dodocase.. it has an interior pocket for cards and cash, but I'm just so used to putting cards and cash in a tiny sleeve wallet thing and sticking it in my back pocket, so it's always on me. How do I make the switch? I feel like it's going to be annoying to take out this big lug whenever I need something.
Sell your iphone to me and get a smaller one.

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2016 12:00 PM EST

in response to: I really love the iPhone clutch I snagged from dodocase.. it has an interior pocket for cards and cash, but I'm just so used to putting cards and cash in a tiny sleeve wallet thing and sticking it in my back pocket, so it's always on me. How do I make the switch? I feel like it's going to be annoying to take out this big lug whenever I need something.
What happen if you subtract larger number from smaller number

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2016 1:50 PM EST

in response to: subtract large negative number from small negative number
What happen if I subtract small number on top and large number on bottom

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2016 2:38 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a fantasy involving a teacher?
Frank is an idiot with a small peanut dicc

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 8:16 PM EST

in response to: Why is Anything™® such a cesspool?
What happen if you subtract larger number from smaller number

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2016 5:16 PM EST

in response to: Touch...a touchy topic...Where is it okay to be touched by someone you are not intimate with? Is this more from cultural standards or personal preference?
What happen if you subtract larger number from smaller number

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2016 5:08 PM EST

in response to: How much are you going to bet that the Ohio State attack was done by one of those Michigan Wolverines?
What happen if you subtract larger number from smaller number

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2016 5:30 PM EST

in response to: How stupid can you be that you don't understand integers?
What happen if I subtract small number on top and large number on bottom

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2016 5:33 PM EST

in response to: subtracting larger number from smaller number
It seems that the people with the most money are the ones that are the most thrifty (in general) as to paying employees and tipping in restaurants. How many of the millionaire Hollywood celebs do anything for the poor, sick or homeless? They bitch about it but let the common person that just has a small income take care of it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2016 7:54 AM EST

in response to: Who needs PAC donors or even a salary when your net worth is 3,7 billion dollars?
Yes, it the best feeling giving someone something even it is something as small as a chicken nugget.

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2016 11:54 PM EST

in response to: Would you give away a chicken nugget?
I shall become a black haired, fair skinned beauty! Slender and petite, with a fair sprinkling of light freckles across the top of the bridge of my nose. blue eyed with long, thick, black curling lashesI'll be fiercely independent, not allowing anyone to bother or fùck w me.. I'll be weary of strangers, especially those who come to pillage my small village. I'll become the daughter of a merchant who's got a debt to be paidand the future wife of a fair haired 6'2"Viking who comes.

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2016 9:38 PM EST

in response to: I have to write a short story. A four page paper, due tomorrow... I'll pretend I'm a young woman who gets conquered from a neighboring tribe. Ugh, I don't wanna do this. I have to choose a period in my western civilization class from which I would have liked to live in. Idk what to choose, am thinking either ancient Mesopotamia or Ancient Rome or ancient Greece. Yup! 😌
That's my soh, when she starts drinking she starts using every word in her small vocabulary.

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2016 5:39 PM EST

in response to: There is a creepy, fatman loser who hangs about... this fat waste of a life likes to hang frequent this hole... he's a creepy fat disgusting soul... who thinks I think much of him. In his dreams... the truth be told... I'd truly like to poison the drink and send it to the depths of his fúcking soul... w luv and the absolute worst intentions... god rue the day he ever leaves the confines of his dirt cave and seek out this one... the fúckin total vomit fúcked w the wrong chick those yrs ago!
I think i am going to buy a tree this year. They have some amazing lights on sale at the local garden center. I don't want anything big though just a small tree with lights.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2016 7:40 PM EST

in response to: Did I tell you, there's fairy lights in my room. I wanted to try them out, see how I liked them. Snagged a small string of them and wrapped it around a dirtless plant in my bedroom. I love them! I turn them on at night, and sleep w them on, and they're super low dim (shut it! 😡) and they make a perfect night light... almost like candle light, but they run on batteries...
I love them!! 💞 😩 They look so delicate and girly and festive... I was walking by Whole Foods, and they've got small, tiny pots of rosemary shaped into xmas trees 🌲... I might get one this year and put the fairy lights on It. Maybe but I doubt it...

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2016 7:15 PM EST

in response to: Did I tell you, there's fairy lights in my room. I wanted to try them out, see how I liked them. Snagged a small string of them and wrapped it around a dirtless plant in my bedroom. I love them! I turn them on at night, and sleep w them on, and they're super low dim (shut it! 😡) and they make a perfect night light... almost like candle light, but they run on batteries...
No... it was, well, kinda. ☺️ It was on anthropologie a couple years ago. And it's from a small company in San Francisco called dodocase... dodocase.com. It's the large iPhone clutch! They have small and large, black and natural, it's made from waxed canvas and loggers leather, and it's so gorg.. And I've been wondering, waiting, wanting to know it I'll fit my 6s plus, and thankfully, it does. Whew... I got it on sale, to boot! 😝

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2016 2:43 PM EST

in response to: Anywho, I gotta hit the books. Am in no shape to pretend to know the material... ☺️
That depends. I measured different parts of mens hands (most of them strangers) for "making men's mittens". It was half getting enough measurements to find what the average male hand size was (to actually make mittens) and to see what the large and small ends of my datta where. But then the other half was a social experiment to make myself more comfortable approaching men.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 1:03 AM EST

in response to: Are "social experiments" just an excuse to go around being a dick to everyone around you?
nope, the people in states with small populations would have no reason to vote

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 10:46 AM EST

in response to: Abolish the Electoral College. No more focusing on swing states.
Weed is illegal here but you are okay unless you get caught with enough to be considered a dealer. A small amount for personal use is usually ignored.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2016 12:33 PM EST

in response to: This has got to be the stupidest dam site on the whole world wide web.
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