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Big boobs. Small butts.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 9:06 PM EST

in response to: Boobs vs. Butts?
Reread the sentence, use your small bit of common sense, and then call me captain again.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 6:51 PM EST

in response to: Does anybody know of any cheap, but quality cameras that take both video and pictures?
A small dab of peanut butter and one sunflower seed in the shell stuck into it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 6:17 PM EST

in response to: What's the best thing to bait a mousetrap with?
No you are right, those that are raised in small towns and in rural areas are much kinder and nicer people.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 7:20 PM EST

in response to: You're not from the city, I can tell. I can tell, dawg..
Maybe they have small ones

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 4:48 PM EST

in response to: So my grocery store is having a sale of Entenmann's (lol, Entenmann's is in spell check) loaf cakes and well, I accidentally bought two of the marble loaf ones.. I've been on a salad kick, tea drinking, water hogging, diet, and doing really well, I might add. I want to open one so bad, but do not because it's difficult to stop eating it once started. I never should've snagged them. What should I do?? 😣
It getting smaller by the day.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 3:20 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to be a lonely little man?
My dick is so small.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 2:14 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to be a lonely little man?
The NRA faggots are compensating for their small peckers

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 6:32 AM EST

in response to: Why do guns make men go completely bonkers?
They can grow to 12 inches so yours is either small or immature.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2017 8:10 PM EST

in response to: I'm 16 and gay. My 🍆 is 8 inches. Is that ok? Normal, big, small? I appreciate your help. Thank you.
Yes, when the kids were still home and I was working it was wonderful. I still use a small one but not as much as I used to.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2017 10:58 PM EST

in response to: Ever used a slow cooker/ crock pot?
Could an elephant trap me in a corner then wrap my small fragile body up in its long trunk and squeeze me until im out of breath and can no longer move. Then it would coil me more and more in its trunk so i cant escape its grasp and take me to other elephants. Those elephants would then wrap their trunks around my arms and legs then stretch me out into a spread egal position and proceed to tickle my pussy, armpits,feet,tummy and thighs

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2017 4:23 PM EST

in response to: What was the greatest question ever asked?
I believe that there is a small reptile like creature that sucks the blood of pigs in Arkansas.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2017 11:15 PM EST

in response to: What ways can a question be unclear to the point of incoherence?
Small amounts of coleslaw, bean salad, pumpkin feta penne and some shaved glazed ham.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 6:24 PM EST

in response to: What's for Sunday dinner?
When I answer a question like this, I think how very sad it is that people are so small minded.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 2:06 PM EST

in response to: I'm not sure but is the reason Chris needs disabled parking because she's fat or stupid?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a be should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is possible.

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2017 4:38 AM EST

in response to: I either talk a lot or don't talk at all. Either I'm under confident or over confident. I either underestimate myself or over estimate myself. I can neither handle compliments nor handle criticism about me. Basically, I'm a person with either extreme limits or I'm limitless. When angry, I either don't speak at all or I burst out. I'm not tactful. In anything, I don't know where to draw the line. Ofcourse, day by day I'm facing more and more problems due to this nature.
Not walking down the street, but I once snagged a couple little Debbie cakes, some Suzy Q cakes, and a few other of those boxed cakes. I cut them length width, thin, finger food, and arranged them on s small platter... Pia liked it. What the hell did I know back then?!

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2017 5:56 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever walked down the street eating a Little Debbie snack cake?
I just rang Moishe's... they close at nine. They aren't open everyday, so whenever I do go over ther, which isn't very often, I have to ring and make sure they're open.. am thinking a small loaf of seeded rye, and then I'll walk over to the butcher on 2nd Ave to see if the have their cheese bread! It's a round ring loaf filled w some kind of dry cheese, but toasted, and with a little butter or jam, it's sooooo good. Oh, I gotta stop thinking about food...

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 4:07 PM EST

in response to: What kind of shіt sandwich would like today?
I laugh my ass of at you, pukey puke. You small fry...

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2017 8:24 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, not going to let you creepy moos piss me off tonight!! 😝🖕🏼😝
nah bro, as long as it 8" its good. i know * is small but still

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 11:11 PM EST

in response to: Does size really matter to you or is it all good?
Oh, yeah.. well, I'm attacked each night by a monster!! She likes to sleep w me. 🤣 She goes to and from the bed and armchair in the bedroom and even likes to snuggle under the covers w me. She loves to lean on me as well. She leans her full on weight on me, and let me tell you, she's no small pup. ☺️

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 3:39 PM EST

in response to: 🤑am here now my peeps🤠You need to pay attention to me!!😳 Shower me with the praise I deserve for making your lives complete😃
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