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Seems it's all about the weather forecasters and mine are the worst. In a small city the weather people just stay long enough to get the work experience and then move on. You could take a person off of the street and do as good as they do.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2014 7:31 PM EST

in response to: Do you have any complaints?
small as hell

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2014 6:13 PM EST

in response to: Is your house big enough?
Your dick was too small anyway.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 1:46 PM EST

in response to: I'm sorry but I'm going to pass on going to the Firemen's Ball with you. The sex was great but we have nothing in common. You don't read and I read a lot, well over a thousand books in my lifetime. You? Barely any at all. We need to part ways friend.
The food is terrible, and the portions are so small.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 1:02 PM EST

in response to: What disappoints you the most about life?
You know what they say- Three two letter words that small? Is it in??

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2014 11:56 AM EST

in response to: Is it her fault youíre so small she canít feel it?
I just wish they went with a more...how do I say this..."endowed" woman. No offense but...she is smaller than Nauru's landscape. She should be as big as Nauru's people!

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2014 8:29 PM EST

in response to: Finally! A spokes woman with big tits in a nice tight shirt. AT&T got it right. Maybe progressive will follow their lead and ditch that annoying fugly bitch Flo and replace her with some proper eye candy! what do you think?
It's a small world.

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2014 9:56 PM EST

in response to: What are the chances that 2 people would be watching TBS while posting on JC?
because the gas is dense enough to force a small space for it to move up

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2014 8:45 PM EST

in response to: If gases are invisible; then why can we feel gas bubbles crawling our the cracks of our butts?
How was my post in any way insulting to people who live in small towns? I was making a silly joke about the amount of questions here. If anything, I "might" be insulting JC. (If there are people who take this site seriously)

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2014 9:56 PM EST

in response to: 590,071 questions. That's about as big as the population of my city. The mayor should assign 1 question to each of our city's residents, and me them ask the assigned question. Then record the results, and post it on the Internet. Be right back, I'll be sending a letter to my mayor...
No. I have learned that sometimes you just have to let things be. Life is way too short to stress over small things.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 6:02 AM EST

in response to: Is frustration your affliction?
A small group of Canadian geese live in the back yard. We feed them corn every day like pets. The back yard has a 3.5 acre lake.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2014 9:58 AM EST

in response to: Do the geese fly through your area?
not at all. but I'd like to move to a small town and be active in the community.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 11:55 PM EST

in response to: How involved within the community which you live are you?
Must have been a small restaurant.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 8:31 PM EST

in response to: Restaurant takes bacon sign down after muslim woman said it was insensitive. Was this really necessary?
He's known here as pottymouth. With a small "p".

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 9:57 PM EST

in response to: My what a filthy mouth you have.
Termites are too small.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 4:47 PM EST

in response to: wheres the woman whos husband watched adult videos ? If she needs a good plowing I think I can help!
Oh, size doesn't matter to me either. It's how they treat you is what matters more importantly. I just thought it would be fair to ask. And I know there are women out there who sensitive to their small sizes, just as well as some men are to theirs. Not me personally, I've been well endowed since I was young.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 8:00 AM EST

in response to: Since it the hooter question has been asked before; I think it's only fair to ask this question: Most importantly, How big is your dick? And do you think with more than the one between your shoulders?
And who is tinkering with the genetics? It's not humanity back then. It's someone behind humanity, off-dimension. But your small mind thinks North American Indian is everything. The world is not 10,000 years old. Did you know about the one foot tall black race millions of years ago, and did you know that the human race has not always been on this earth? Your claim of North America is meaningless. Ever heard of Pangaea?

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 6:39 AM EST

in response to: Do you colorless cave dwelling neanderthal mutants really qualify as human? LOL what a joke. White genes are horribly flawed i swear you have skin cancer.
Swahili expression meaning people with big dicks have small intellects.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2014 9:44 PM EST

in response to: What does (noṭhayžṭha)noshān mean?
There's always some sh#t on the road that slows me down. It's a shame farming is disappearing though. We still farm on a small scale. I bitch about being stuck behind some big ass combine driving somehwere. But in a few years they'll prolly be gone. Its really sad.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:03 PM EST

in response to: What do you see right now?
Circuit board, home made, keypad, 128M RAM board, 1 USB, 1000M HD, old CRT monitor, and parallel interface with old 1993 Seikosha dot-matrix printer and Windows XP. Its home made, and small memory, but it works. Old-snuggle-tooth Limey put it together.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 14, 2014 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Do you still have a desktop or are you solely mobile?
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