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I wouldn’t say they’re stable jobs, but you can usually get paid small amounts for things like drawing and writing if you look in the right places.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2018 9:48 PM EST

in response to: What are jobs a teen can do online
*lil... small fry

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2018 9:12 PM EST

in response to: Gettin there gettin there gettin there! I can feel myself plumping.. sssshhhhhh..
White man díck so small they would rather bang a monkey 🤣😂😅


in response to: Have you seen that video where a girl twerk outside a monkey cage and they react just like negroes
Your liver's speed at flushing the alcohol out is the main point. You can have a small really fast functioning liver or you could have an over sized liver that doesn't even work. If you're trying to handle liquor better, eat some bread before you drink. Overall, the answer to your question is no. Just cause you have an over sized liver, that doesn't mean your liver will handle it better.


in response to: Since i have an over sized liver as a girl, does that mean I can candle my liquor better than most people?
*beats small fists on chest... Tell me!


in response to: Anysway, am off today!! Yay! Gonna stay here. Gonna stay here and torture you all all day!! 😝
if u can fuсk a baby, you small díck nígga

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2018 11:02 AM EST

in response to: Why do babies learn to crawl before they can walk? Because they want to be fuсked doggy style
Try getting her to use dildos starting small then working up to a bigger size until its close to yours. It'll take some time but consistently done, she should be able to be more accustomed and used to it to handle you better.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2018 2:10 PM EST

in response to: Okay so I don’t want this to come of like I’m bragging or something because it’s rather frustrating than pleasing. So I’ve been together with my girlfriend for about a year and a half now and we never really had much penetrative sex because it hurts for her because I’m too big (8 inches) for her. I’ve already tried getting her more wet and aroused but it doesn’t help and I don’t know what to do anymore
Again of course your small and you should know this but you don’t need to gain wait unless you feel unhealthy or if you do become unsatisfied with your body.

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2018 10:04 PM EST

in response to: So, I'm a bit self conscious about my body. I may be a perfectionist at times, but I dont think im too critical of myself. I dont want the "perfect" body or "perfect" measurements per se. . . (which everywhere I see online is 36-24-36 for a lady). But I just sorta want an opinion on what I am. im 5'6 104lbs and my measurements are 32 - 22.5 - 33.5. Am I okay or do I need to gain weight to try to get the "perfect" measurements? Or do people not really care ?
I just placed the order on Seamless. ☺️ A cheese calzone comes w plum tomatoes sauce on the side annd a small deep dish margarita pie.. I really hope it’s not too big. They didn’t have Coke, so it was to be Boylans dark cherry, theeen I remembered I bought a bottle of Malta, it’s in the lil fridge chillin. I haven’t had pizza in a really long time!

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2018 6:30 PM EST

in response to: Still rearranging my surroundings. How are things?? ☺️
So I go to the grocery store for a couple small items because i don’t really need anything, I just need cash back ... for the laundry. I purchase my small items and punch in the puter $20 back, so my total should’ve been $26.50. Come home, futz about my phone, make coffee, have a cigarette annd I think to myself... wait a minute!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2018 7:04 PM EST

in response to: darlings.. there laundry to do. Wyd today?? ☺️
Exercise is actually a small part of losing weight from what I found. It helps, but diet and portion control help way more. Counting calories is the most effective form of weight loss I've found. Calculate your base metabolic rate (a quick google search can find you something, you need to base it on your sex, age, height, current weight, etc), then aim for like 200-250 calories less than that to burn fat. I've lost over 20 pounds in a couple of months when I actually gained weight with exercise.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2018 7:35 PM EST

in response to: I jog for half an hour everyday but still not losing weight.What could be the problem?
6 inches is normal. Anybody else who says size matters, is wrong. It's called foreplay. Women are more interested in foreplay. The women who say 6 is small, most likely have damaged cervixes which clearly says enough about them. You only need 3 inches to please a woman. Size only matters in terms of girth. The sides of a woman are extremely sensitive to friction much like rubbing two sticks together to make a fire.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2018 7:32 PM EST

in response to: Do women prefer big D*cks or little one? Because I have a 6in Pen*s
Guacamole can be refrigerated for up to a week. If they get exposed to too much air, they will turn brown but they still taste the same so don't let the color change make you change your mind. To keep it from getting too brown, get a small squirt bottle and spray and fill it up with cold water and spray the avocado with the water. Keep it moist so it gets less brown during the week. But overall, keep it air tight in a fridge and spray it at least once every other day.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2018 7:38 PM EST

in response to: How long does guacamole last I the fridge?? I made a couple days ago. I’m eating it now. Hope it’s ok!
But if your are small enough to enter it then you are still a kid, with a tiny penís

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2018 5:45 PM EST

in response to: What's the worst part of having sex with your sister? Getting out of the dirty little bitch's crib
I personally prefer a small "that-that", but I understand your sentiment.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2018 5:00 AM EST

in response to: Is it just me, or could you go for a big 'what-what' right about now?
Trump is running a small government? Maybe he should try running all of the government and not just the small part that benefits him. He should try running the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2018 9:14 PM EST

in response to: Trump is not running a government, he’s running a temp help agency!
He's running a small government not some large government with 100% control. He wants to make businesses get a chance. Because liberals don't care about America and just want everything handed to them, giant companies such as Amazon slowly took over 70% of middle class businesses away. +1 for you liberals. Good job! Must be so proud of yourselves.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2018 8:41 PM EST

in response to: Trump is not running a government, he’s running a temp help agency!
Based on the age difference, some people will be causing a small uproar, but, it’s your Love life. Only you can make the choice. I personally think it’s absou-freakin-lutely beautiful that you two have a happy relationship, and I wish you the best :)


in response to: I’m dating someone 26 years older than me, and I think we’re in love? I’m not exactly sure quite yet, but god damn it sure does feel like it. We’re both adults and we have a healthy relationship. We both have well-paying jobs, in similar fields, and we’ve been loyal partners for 4 years. Is our relationship morally wrong?
Oh I see! You're part of that small group of white trash.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2018 3:40 PM EST

in response to: 35% of pregnancies end in natural miscarriages before the 2 month, God is the biggest baby killer in the world, lol checkmate pro-lifers. 😂😂😂😂
Everyone feels that way about trump except a small group of white trash hicks.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2018 2:59 PM EST

in response to: 35% of pregnancies end in natural miscarriages before the 2 month, God is the biggest baby killer in the world, lol checkmate pro-lifers. 😂😂😂😂
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