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A small Cresent moon just next to your belly button.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 10:44 PM EST

in response to: I'm 14, and want a fairly small tattoo that can't be seen in pants and a tee shirt. What's a pretty one I can get and where? (Describe or paste a link)
I can't think of any reason you should feel like this maybe you just need a change. Start small and just change a few things in you life and see how you feel. If it helps you change other things so it makes you feel better. Don't give up cause you sound like you have a lot going for you but if you need it there is help available and as a last resort anti-depressants.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 3:24 PM EST

in response to: I used to be so happy but now I just feel hollow and have the strongest urge to kill myself. I don't understand. My life is perfect. I get enough sleep, my grades are way above average, I have great friends, I keep fit and theres no great trauma I've been through. Why do I always just start thinking about death. Why can't I get properly happy. I'm so confused I just want to die.
Six inches is kinda small.

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2017 10:24 AM EST

in response to: I just saw me grandpa naked.. 😫 He's still taller then me, but all withered like. I guess I'm just used to the handsome strong as a bull grandpa figure with a 6' сock he used to stick up my poo hole. His сock has withered away to just 4', but it felt nice to have it in my vag. Thank goodness for the spunk, because after that what is there?? I'll be back up Monday to get dicked by him..Soh ( ID-263 )
Life isn't about THAT guy or being THAT girl or living with THAT house, and honestly it pains me that you're already 20, I thought that you were my age (13) but could I suggest something crazy? Get out. End your life as you know it. Exchange all of your money into euros, rent a small flat in a European city and learn a little bit of the language. Create a life for yourself there, being happy in a single state. Completely re-carve your soul and your way of thinking.

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2017 3:32 PM EST

in response to: sometimes i feel like killing myself not for attention but im 20 years old and i have seen too much and i dont think im worth it. i feel like a washed out loser and i just.. cant stand anything anymore, i know i still have my life ahead of me but to be honest i dont see the purpose to life anymore, i never did, and i never even had that special guy..
Your strawberries are too small.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2017 4:30 PM EST

in response to: There's nothing wrong w My strawberries... what's wrong w YOUR strawberries?? ☺️
Birth control is crazy irregular for the first few months but regardless go to family planning or buy a test. The odds of you being pregnant is very very small. Im sure you are fine - deep breaths

/ JUN 2, 2017 5:24 AM EST

in response to: I'm 15 and I don't know if I'm pregnant or not. I take the pill, and I've never actually had sex but it's gotten really close and I'm afraid some stuff got inside of me. I read that you don't have to have sex to get pregnant. My period is supposed to start this weekend, but I'm only on my 2nd month of the pill and it's possible for it to be irregular. A lot of symptoms of pregnancy and symptoms of new birth control are the same and I just can't differentiate whether or not I'm pregnant. Help!
Don't do it. I have a few tats and a friend did a small one for free without any pressure. BUT a sleeve is a big commitment and you don't want him/her to blame you for anything they don't like. Plus, they also take tons of time. Unless it counts as training points towards your license, I wouldn't risk it.

/ MAY 31, 2017 1:37 PM EST

in response to: I have someone trying to pressure me to give them a tattoo, (for free (I am not licensed)) they have been pressuring me to give them a huge detailed forearm tattoo, for almost 4 months now. I don't feel comfortable doing it.
My woman is so small she rolls around like a tumble weed when the wind blows.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 12:44 PM EST

in response to: To the dude with the "big fat wife", how can you stand being married to a fat lazy pig? Don't you have any respect for yourself?
I have the smallest dick in the world.

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 1:05 PM EST

in response to: How deformed is your dick
I meant you have to sit down at the restaurant and order, ugh... never mind, small mind.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 10:40 PM EST

in response to: What should I do about dinner ?? ☺️
You never, ever do. Human life is just the sum of your experiences. You are like a big wall made up of bricks; each brick is a person you have met or an experience you have had. The only solution is to meet more people and do more things. Then, the bricks related to the person you are trying to forget become a smaller percentage of "you".

TURKEY / MAY 15, 2017 11:51 AM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small and work your way up.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 10:33 PM EST

in response to: You moo!! Fight 🥊 fight ⚔️ fight 🗡... 🖕🏼
Everyone else is too small.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 11:30 PM EST

in response to: What would it be like if I shoved a warm curling iron in my butt?
I'll go to the supermarket.. ☺️ roast some cauliflower (theyre finally on sale! $2.99 a head) if they look good, that is. If they're too small, which is what they usually are these days, I'll skip it. Snag a pack of butts, some coffee to keep me going, maybe some iced tea..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 7:39 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, tell me something? Something nice from your day. ☺️ Can be anything.
Reporting from Madison Wi area. While outside walking my dog I saw a bright light. I started walking around my house to get a better view and saw it traveling in a West to East direction. It broke into several smaller pieces before diipeaparsng out of my line of sight. About a minute after I heard a series of loud rumbles.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 2:53 PM EST

in response to: My balls are stones
You have a small wiener... 😁

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 2:02 PM EST

in response to: Oh my gracious!!! What a mess! Anywhoo, how are you doing, how's your cold? Taking anything? ☺️
Yourvpen*s is really soft and small, FC.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 5:06 PM EST

in response to: hidii ho!! 🖕🏼😝
Tell her to stop rubbing it so that it doesn't get too big. It will hurt less if it is smaller when they remove it. I Also agree, it should he been done much sooner.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 2:04 PM EST

in response to: My sister is 12 and already an obese whore. My dad says when she turns 13 he will have her clitoris removed and her labia sown shut. Is that legal in Burbank California?
Tie her up and put a small bamboo shoot at the bottom of her body. With enough time the bamboo shoot(which grows really quickly) will actually grow right through her and out the top of her head. That should do the trick.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend made me lose a battle in my favorite video game. What is the most painful way to kill her?
The same place you find Stupid and you have a bad case. Maybe the slitting isn't such a bad idea for you. Look at the up, side your small contribution to cleansing of the gene pool.

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 12:20 PM EST

in response to: where do I find painkillers strong enough for slitting my wrists without it hurting
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