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Don't be! You still have your guns! It makes up for your small penìs

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 10:08 AM EST

in response to: Hello NRA faggots! Just checking in on you cos I worry. Do you still have your guns or has the big bad government come and taken them away from you? BTW did you see what the big bad government did to your fell faggots out in Oregon? Those dumbasses didn't even put up a fight! I think they wanted to get thrown in jail so they could become Bubba's love slave! How do you think they like getting fuсked up the ass?
Small pen!s head.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 5:49 PM EST

in response to: Your question, "My boyfriend and I have been together for 8 months . We have struggled due to a tragic lost I had 4 months ago and his communication is horrible. But one area we are strong is our sexual relation. So to my surprise I found out he masterbates to transgender men/women. How would you take this? I tried to be accepting and ask questions but I still find it repulsing. Is this normal?? FYI: I'm a female
Real small. Folks that hang here are generally genetically bankrupt.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 7:29 PM EST

in response to: What are my hopes of achieving some constructive things in '16.
Well you could start off by selling some of your stuff. Body parts are going for a high rate. Your dick is a good start. There are thousands of other men who suffer from small dick syndrome. And by selling off yours, you can have the cash and save some poor 3incher the embarrassment on a hot date.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 5:02 PM EST

in response to: How can I make money in this life?
If I got a small loan of a million dollars, I'd have to pay my father back *with interest*.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2016 11:43 PM EST

in response to: What would you do if you have a million dollars?
Small pen!shead strikes again.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2016 7:09 PM EST

in response to: ràpe me soh
Scientists say dolphins are intelligent on a basis of several different facts - for example, their brain in ratio to their body is unusually large (more so than that of a humans), they're known to be able to access more areas of their brains than most people, and more. The children swimming with dolphins are not "retarded", and are not aware what they're doing could be cruel. Don't blame them, blame the companies who put them in those small tanks.

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 6:23 PM EST

in response to: People often say that dolphins are really intelligent. Maybe, but only compared to the retarded kids we've got them swimming with. ITALY/Oct 01, 2015 06:04 AM
it's a small office

/ JAN 25, 2016 9:26 PM EST

in response to: In about 2 months my office is closing. What are some fun/crazy things to do to commemorate 10 years? Also me and a couple coworkers will be having a good riddance party. Any ideas on what to do?
Don't know about that but she has a small brain.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2016 11:34 AM EST

in response to: soh has a small penìs
I usually shovel 2 or 3 times when we have a heavy snow. It is easier to shovel several smaller amounts than to shovel snow and have to throw it higher than my head.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 12:33 PM EST

in response to: What is the point of shoveling a path from your door to the sidewalk when everywhere else still has two feet of snow? (and the snow is still coming down heavily)
Good answer, 11:32. All you can really say is it is an example of the Law of Unintended Consequences. A small example.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 11:34 AM EST

in response to: It's amazing. This place isn't even close to what the site creator envisioned it would be. Including this post. Pity, eh?
live one day at time... being grateful for the small things is key.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2016 8:26 AM EST

in response to: she has already taken my world by storm, what next?
That is rather small but if you keep the couch small it would probably work.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 9:56 PM EST

in response to: Is a 12 x 12 living room big enough to fit a couch, chair, and tv and not feel cramped?
Yep. He has. But the NRA faggots high of the NRA kool aide and pumped up by the bullshìt they shovel causing a state of fear rush out to buy more guns. A small arsenal is no longer good enough for these dumb fuсking morons. They have all have to make up for their tiny penìs some how. They say guns make them strong. I think its just the opposite, it shows how weak and scared they really are

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 5:08 PM EST

in response to: OK, Iwant to check in with all the NRA faggots out there. Do you still have all your guns, or has the Lord High Chairman Maobama come and taken them all?
I live over 50 miles from the nearest big city. There are a few smaller shops and a shopping mall (Wally world -hate that place).

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2016 5:13 PM EST

in response to: I have big hooters. The local shops do not carry my size. Where can I go online to get a proper fitting bra?
Lastly, I can not imagine a shop in the states not carrying a woman's size... Now, in the Philippines, that's a whole different ball game. Women in the Peens tend to be smaller as opposed to women in the states. American women tend to ranges in all different sized from the bare minimum to morbidly obese. Find another shop near you for a good fit, or get your size, then order online. Most stores are great w returns if something isn't right.

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2016 5:07 PM EST

in response to: I have big hooters. The local shops do not carry my size. Where can I go online to get a proper fitting bra?
Only a small percentage and its powder.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2016 1:02 PM EST

in response to: How much cheese is in a bag of Cheetos?
yep, OP wishes his was big enough to be called a penis instead of a small scrap of limp spaghetti.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 9:28 AM EST

in response to: yep, soh has a penìs
I just had this israeli couscous salad at starbucks and its filling considering how small it is.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2016 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Just gimme a plate of biscuits!
No i met this girl she has small hands but a voluminous voice and she said she was born m but then turned out to be F. I couldnt figure.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2016 5:04 PM EST

in response to: sooooo any of you NRA faggots watch the State or The Union Address last night?
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