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Reporting from Madison Wi area. While outside walking my dog I saw a bright light. I started walking around my house to get a better view and saw it traveling in a West to East direction. It broke into several smaller pieces before diipeaparsng out of my line of sight. About a minute after I heard a series of loud rumbles.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 2:53 PM EST

in response to: My balls are stones
You have a small wiener... 😁

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 2:02 PM EST

in response to: Oh my gracious!!! What a mess! Anywhoo, how are you doing, how's your cold? Taking anything? ☺️
Yourvpen*s is really soft and small, FC.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 5:06 PM EST

in response to: hidii ho!! πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜
Tell her to stop rubbing it so that it doesn't get too big. It will hurt less if it is smaller when they remove it. I Also agree, it should he been done much sooner.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 2:04 PM EST

in response to: My sister is 12 and already an obese whore. My dad says when she turns 13 he will have her clitoris removed and her labia sown shut. Is that legal in Burbank California?
Tie her up and put a small bamboo shoot at the bottom of her body. With enough time the bamboo shoot(which grows really quickly) will actually grow right through her and out the top of her head. That should do the trick.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend made me lose a battle in my favorite video game. What is the most painful way to kill her?
The same place you find Stupid and you have a bad case. Maybe the slitting isn't such a bad idea for you. Look at the up, side your small contribution to cleansing of the gene pool.

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 12:20 PM EST

in response to: where do I find painkillers strong enough for slitting my wrists without it hurting
Thank God for small favors.

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 10:10 PM EST

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It's so good now all we need is a small pipe.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 6:05 PM EST

in response to: It's time to rest. Then, I'll go out. It's nice out! Yay, hurray, finally a nice day... whatddaya say? Where shall we go? You decide. ☺️
Small for an eggplant, big for an English cucumber.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 2:46 PM EST

in response to: I'm 16 and gay. My πŸ† is 8 inches. Is that ok? Normal, big, small? I appreciate your help. Thank you.
Yours is small, get over it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 11:10 AM EST

in response to: Boy or girl? How many inches is small for a dick?
Now I will talk about farm land. Farm land can be identified by some common features. They almost always consist of a very large patch of dirt with small green plants lined up in very long rows. You may sometimes see farm equipment riding over these rows, like tractors or combines. These machines help farmers grow more crops in less time. They are a very helpful invention. Some different types of crops are soybeans, cotton, corn, tomatoes, tobacco, and lettuce .

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 5:57 PM EST

in response to: The gooseberry, with scientific names Ribes uva-crispa (and syn. Ribes grossularia), is a species of Ribes (which also includes the currants). It is native to Europe, northwestern Africa, west, south and southeast Asia. Gooseberry bushes produce an edible fruit and are grown on both a commercial and domestic basis. The species is also sparingly naturalized in scattered locations in North America.
So every now and then, I'd go to Economy Candy on Rivington street and weigh out small bags of nostalgic candy, chocolate, andgum balls.. jellied worm, sour trays, swirled lollipops, some dried fruit dipped in dark chocolate as well... every night, after dinner, they'd be allowed two treats of their choice...

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 4:27 PM EST

in response to: When my girls were little, when ever we'd go to the grocery store, instead of them crying over things they wanted but know I'd never allow them to have, cookies, snacks and treats, I would tell them before hand... you can each have one thing in the whole store. This sent them into bliss!! And they'd always pick out a single serve item. I always wondered why they didn't go for a box of sugary cereal or a 8 piece box of Little Debbie or Hostess mini pies or cakes..
Big boobs. Small butts.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 9:06 PM EST

in response to: Boobs vs. Butts?
Reread the sentence, use your small bit of common sense, and then call me captain again.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 6:51 PM EST

in response to: Does anybody know of any cheap, but quality cameras that take both video and pictures?
A small dab of peanut butter and one sunflower seed in the shell stuck into it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 6:17 PM EST

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No you are right, those that are raised in small towns and in rural areas are much kinder and nicer people.

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 7:20 PM EST

in response to: You're not from the city, I can tell. I can tell, dawg..
Maybe they have small ones

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 4:48 PM EST

in response to: So my grocery store is having a sale of Entenmann's (lol, Entenmann's is in spell check) loaf cakes and well, I accidentally bought two of the marble loaf ones.. I've been on a salad kick, tea drinking, water hogging, diet, and doing really well, I might add. I want to open one so bad, but do not because it's difficult to stop eating it once started. I never should've snagged them. What should I do?? 😣
It getting smaller by the day.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 3:20 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to be a lonely little man?
My dick is so small.

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 2:14 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to be a lonely little man?
The NRA faggots are compensating for their small peckers

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2017 6:32 AM EST

in response to: Why do guns make men go completely bonkers?
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