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I smell fresh meat!

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 4:24 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK This girl I hooked up with has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's absolutely amazing. When I would put my ear up to it, I swear I could smell the ocean.
Sorry, they tend to smell worse.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 10, 2014 12:51 PM EST

in response to: Who's worse, smokers or drinkers?
smell more what

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2014 11:48 AM EST

in response to: Who's worse, smokers or drinkers?
Smokers tend to smell more.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 10, 2014 11:41 AM EST

in response to: Who's worse, smokers or drinkers?
They want to smell good at their funeral.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2014 3:48 PM EST

in response to: Why do so many people wear way too much cologne?
Weed smells so good.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 1:44 AM EST

in response to: why are you against weed?
My wife did that. I told her to slow down because I could smell hair burning, then offered the obvious solution. She did not appreciate my creative solution to the problem.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:24 PM EST

in response to: Time to EXERCISE! Comeon everyone lets get our fat asses off the couch and get some cardio in before it's too late. Shall I let you know when I'm done?
I like to walk on the treadmill for an hour before bed but lately the smell of burning rubber comes up towards the end of the hour

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:14 PM EST

in response to: Time to EXERCISE! Comeon everyone lets get our fat asses off the couch and get some cardio in before it's too late. Shall I let you know when I'm done?
Well, what are those little white specks in this pudding? It smells like there are onions in it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 6, 2014 11:31 PM EST

in response to: Is there onions on it? I don't like onions. I have such terrible gas when I eat onions. I can't eat any onions. Are there any onions on it?
Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them.

UNITED STATES / JUL 3, 2014 10:00 PM EST

in response to: Do you have an annoying habit?
Maybe it is you that you are smelling.

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2014 10:15 AM EST

in response to: Sniff sniff. The smell of stupid is strong in this site, innit?
Once you’re down there you are not allowed to complain about smell, taste, or excessive wetness. So please make sure you vetted the fruit before you declared it edible.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 7:06 PM EST

in response to: What is a question that you would ask a smart, beautiful, sexy, sometimes sassy, but kind at heart, mature woman?
can you smell grannys perfume?

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 2:12 PM EST

in response to: How furry are you? Are you very, VERY, furry... or not so much? :) Do you have fur coming out of yer ears?
Could you describe the smell?

NETHERLANDS / JUL 1, 2014 12:44 PM EST

in response to: Do you like the smell of clove cigarettes?
No way. It smells funny.

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2014 10:16 AM EST

in response to: Do you still use baby lotion?
They come from smelly arm pits.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2014 3:30 PM EST

in response to: Why do babies come from the stork?
A dirty smelly sock is not my idea of a great place to stick my dick.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2014 7:21 PM EST

in response to: OK, two can play this game. Do you know your husband or boyfriend's favorite way to ejaculate?
I liked Tiger but he smelled bad because he played with Poo all day.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2014 7:32 PM EST

in response to: What was your favorite cartoon character when you were a child?
gents room large smelly white bowl on the floor full of hot chocolate

UNITED KINGDOM / JUN 20, 2014 6:25 PM EST

in response to: if you listen to modern music then your head is like a bog full of jobby.
Is that what you say when someone says that you smell like a dead fish?

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2014 1:47 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been spanked with a dead fish?
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