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Dress cute and take care of your appearance smell nice and be flirty and smile a lot.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2017 7:26 PM EST

in response to: were meeting up a few classmates since we haven't met all summer, and my crush is gonna be there. what can i do to get his attention there and maybe make it seem like i "glowed up" in a way over the summer?
We already established that I smell bad, shut uuuuuuppp!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2017 6:09 PM EST

in response to: I need s shower.. 😞
This bus smells.

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: I'm 15 and I haven't slept 4 like 2 days or more but I don't actually feel tired or anything, will I be ok??
Does your cat attack them if they get too smelly? Ours does. Usually with my feet inside.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2017 4:47 PM EST

in response to: How many days do you wear the same pair of socks?
smelly socks.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2017 4:45 PM EST

in response to: How many days do you wear the same pair of socks?
I like guys that have a good fashion sense and that smell good lolol

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2017 8:21 PM EST

in response to: What turns girls on the most.
Ask them if they don't mind giving you disgusting morbidly obese wife an insulin shot in her huge smelly the fupa?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 3:56 PM EST

in response to: I have a whole ass load of interviews today for a personal assistant for my 600lb wife. The last one I hired didn't work out too well. I guess I didn't vet her enough. I need some good questions to ask potential applicants. Does anyone have any ideas on what to ask?
Your ass smells like shіt.. 💩

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2017 8:29 PM EST

in response to: Who wants to lick my butt
Never mind the sperm count. I imagine having to do that fat smelly land whale you will need a blindfold, nose plugs and a forklift.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2017 11:50 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife wants another baby so badly that she is wearing me out. Any one have some tips on what kind of foods raise or stabilize your sperm count?
What's that smell? Smells like a little vjj is crying cause Trump won. Get over it already. You lost. Your IQ jokes are not even funny. Come up with something new already.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2017 6:03 PM EST

in response to: "I Swear to withhold the truth, the Whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth, So Help Me God" Donald Trump.
keep em smelling good... FEBREEZE

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2017 2:01 AM EST

in response to: ToiIets...
A gigantic takeaway would probably do to put the huge whale in the mood. You don't really need to do that much but i suppose it shows you care and will probably go someway to cheer her up from her depression and at least you are bathing her so she won't smell that bad. Is the restaurant all you can eat? that would be a real winner.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2017 5:46 PM EST

in response to: Well my 600lb wife flew through her 6 week gynecological check up without a hitch. Maybe a good love making session will cheer her up. But before that, I'm taking her to her favorite restaurant and picking up 2 dozen red roses. Afterward I intend to put her in our whirlpool tub, lower the lights, light some candles and give her a foot massage. Does that sound romantic enough to put her in the mood?
Just as misleading as smelly fat-ass guys describing themselves as 'sturdy'.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2017 8:07 AM EST

in response to: What do you think of fat bitches who descibe their body type as 'curvy'?
Why should a girl have to do something she doesn't want to do? Especially if you're not into reciprocating the love back. Guy parts can smell just as bad as a girl's too by the way. Uncircumcised guys are considered to have slime and that's really disgusting. So again, why should a girl do something to a guy if he isn't willing to do something to her when both genitalia can be just as disgusting as the other?

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 1:30 AM EST

in response to: Since you're anonymous try be honest, female parts can stink sometimes and smell good too but sometimes its very bad, guys parts typically don't smell as bad as girls parts, why couldn't you put a guys part in your mouth ?
When I was younger but I've noticed not so much anymore. Now its that I love the smell of dirty armpits

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Do you secretly like the smell of others farts?
Soh smells Like rancid butter too

CANADA / JUL 22, 2017 7:16 PM EST

in response to: The only memory I have of reading Tropic of Cancer is when Henry Miller describes his girlfriend's cùnt smelling like rancid butter.
Smells good tho

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 6:11 PM EST

in response to: My pits stink! I haven't been bathing.
When I am with a girl, I really like shaved, its nice to feel the skin and smell her smells. Stubble is also very hot on girls. On guys, I don't like long hair or really any on his but I could handle short. Hair in the mouth is always annoying.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 11:38 AM EST

in response to: Shaved or Pubes?
Fück ya how's it smell

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2017 2:29 AM EST

in response to: Took a double dose of laxative & I'm blowin chunks like crazy
I wiped my ass and it smells good.... 😁

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2017 12:38 PM EST

in response to: I did my nails and they look gorgeous.. 😩
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