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Your sister smells like bologna rings.

/ APR 11, 2015 11:07 PM EST

in response to: the only meat I've seen my sister cook in the past year was microwaving hot dogs.
Listen, OLD MAN... Take a fcuking shower, you smell soooo fcuking HORRIBLE!!! You could not pay a *prostitute* to help you get off. You fcuking waste! :D

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 10:30 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Soooo, how are ya doin'? :)
Ha! Blow you, too? I couldn't get over the *smell* of you! Why do you want to make me gag?

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 10:26 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Soooo, how are ya doin'? :)
It's small, wrinkley, smelly, gross... I don't LIKE!!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2015 7:04 PM EST

in response to: describe my c0ck
Ima go with smelly armpit

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2015 5:03 PM EST

in response to: Kentucky, America's heartland or smelly armpit?
Sure, I currently smell like Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protection Spray! Spf 50... boink!

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 9:18 PM EST

in response to: Hello! Hoow are you tonite?
Why do my farts smell like sulfur? I haven't eaten any eggs in 5 wks.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 4:10 AM EST

in response to: NO NlGGERS, NO JEWS, NO IRISH AND NO DOGS
That's good. It's punishment for colonizing the rest of the world. How does it feel being "colonized", you white, council-house trailer trash? Go brush your teeth, we can smell your breath from across the Atlantic.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2015 3:30 PM EST

in response to: I think the guy from the United Kingdom likes me
Dead carp?! I shower AND have baby wipes, youre sooo smelly, I hate it! :(

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 8:16 PM EST

in response to: Ew, he is so small and smelly! His lil wenis... sooo gross. :(
you smell like a dead carp

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 8:13 PM EST

in response to: Ew, he is so small and smelly! His lil wenis... sooo gross. :(
Hahhahahaahahahaahhaahaha.... Get in the fcuking shower, you smell like sh*T!!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2015 5:43 PM EST

in response to: Alright, you smell like sh*t. Take a fcuking shower, and use *hot* water and loads of soap... and go out and leave your fcuking cave once in a while. Get some freah air, you fat fcuk!
No, he just smells that way.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 9:03 PM EST

in response to: Is Harrison Forrd dead?
I prefer to use Quaker State used motor oil. Last so much longer. And smells so awesome!

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 5:43 PM EST

in response to: How's that storm, East Coasters? are you stuck on a highway in Kentucky?
Oprah sure is a smelly NlGGER.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 9:32 AM EST

in response to: NlGGER LOVING PANDA
My breath smells like cigarettes...

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 7:36 PM EST

in response to: My posture is lousy, I must learn to sit up straight! How's your posture?
Mine smell really good because I drank a lot of beer last night.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 2:53 PM EST

in response to: Okay sound off how many people are on JC right now? Anyone answering more than once with be confined to a small closet where fart fumes will be pumped in til you die.
I just love the smell of farts!!!!!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 2:52 PM EST

in response to: Okay sound off how many people are on JC right now? Anyone answering more than once with be confined to a small closet where fart fumes will be pumped in til you die.
You are a lizard alright. A dirty, smelly cold-blood lizard. That describes you racist Eurotrash well.

UNITED STATES / MAR 1, 2015 1:24 PM EST

in response to: America is built on slavery and cheap labor. The problem is the whites committed a little thing called GENOCIDE on the indigenous peoples. The world would be better without white people.
Are you that smelly slut from Jew York City? Because if you are, expect another 9/11 piece of sht!

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 6:08 PM EST

in response to: l wish this smelly, obese oldman would, keel over.
She smells like a dead carp

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2015 9:49 PM EST

in response to: SOH back on the sauce again?
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