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then why do they smell like noodles

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2014 8:24 PM EST

in response to: I stink like a black mcdonalds employee
It smells like putrid fish guts

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2014 4:37 PM EST

in response to: my dick is like a tuna can
Smelly, dirty, drunken wild animals.

/ NOV 6, 2014 9:33 AM EST

in response to: AC/DC are crap.
My farts smell good.

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2014 7:53 AM EST

in response to: fart sniffer
Slow down.... I smell hair burning

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2014 7:34 AM EST

in response to: Oh! I know what I'll do! I'll take the bus over to Union Square (too late to walk to the store, it'll close before I get there) annnnnd, speed walk home. :) Yay!
My butt smells

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2014 12:55 PM EST

in response to: Abrahamic religions are a bog full of jobby. They keep praying but the bombs keep droppin'. When will religion disappear?
You can smell her the way she pours on that stinking perfume.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2014 11:02 PM EST

in response to: soh is here? what a cunt
They smell good.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 7:46 PM EST

in response to: your panties. tell me about them. discuss
They smell like me :D

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 7:44 PM EST

in response to: your panties. tell me about them. discuss
Penises are dumb. Who needs some sweaty guy pumping away, always missing the sweet spot? Then flopping down once he shoots his smelly load and then bragging about it? I'll take my vibrator any day :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2014 2:32 PM EST

in response to: girls do you perfer a long pennis or a wide one?and explain why thanks
It smells like steve "Italy" Beercock

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 9:09 PM EST

in response to: Does your asshole smell like shít?
Yes. And smelly.

UNITED STATES / SEP 11, 2014 3:41 PM EST

in response to: Do you think that older people are boring?
Round, brown, hairy and very smelly. Like pottymouth, here.

UNITED STATES / SEP 7, 2014 8:14 PM EST

in response to: so, whats it like being an asshole?
Loud farts normally don't smell.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2014 5:42 PM EST

in response to: Anyone care to share some words of wisdom?
Because there are 4 months left in the year... and you smell bad.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2014 7:16 PM EST

in response to: What if there is not September? There wasn't one yesterday!
Didn't know that churches sold them. My grandmother used to make the best ones when she was alive. I really do miss going to her house after school and the smell of those cooking along with fresh baked bread.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2014 11:59 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you got some head?
Any kind of shelled nut. They smell rancid from the hot weather.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 10:15 PM EST

in response to: Name something you can tell needs to be replaced just by the smell
They smell like dead fish.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 9:09 PM EST

in response to: Do your panties smell like roses?
The dinosaurs aren't around anymore. The land is now ours (but we still should share with the animals) What's your point, though? Are you jealous that Europe is just a bunch of smelly cities, and North America has some of the most beautiful landscapes/wildlife found on Earth? Is that why your ancestors tried to steal our paradise from us?

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 6:43 AM EST

in response to: Do you colorless cave dwelling neanderthal mutants really qualify as human? LOL what a joke. White genes are horribly flawed i swear you have skin cancer.
u smell the funk

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 3:06 AM EST

in response to: Why can\'t I fake the funk on a nasty dunk?
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