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coffee smells good

GERMANY / FEB 8, 2016 1:19 PM EST

in response to: What could be worse than coffee breath?
that's funny, mine smells like pine oil

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 8:26 PM EST

in response to: Why does my pussy smell like rotten meat?
Eat my smelly dick.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 5:05 PM EST

in response to: Why does my dick smell like rotten meat?
smell my farts.

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2016 7:42 AM EST

in response to: what's the best way to be happy
cuz you smell like tuna

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2016 7:01 AM EST

in response to: he says im a 9/10 and that he's not just saying it to get with me... then he goes and gets off with other girls :( why?
Said the dirty smelly сunt

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 9:05 PM EST

in response to: I need not to be on this farm for a little while... I need not to hangout w you monster looking vomit faces/souls.... Fūck you creatures!!! Fùck this farm, and fúck you Moo's... You fùcking farm animals... I'm tired of the way you all treat me!! Fúck you ALL!!!!!
What do you expect from a dirty smelly сunt?

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2016 9:04 PM EST

in response to: soh is a dirty smelly сunt. Smells like the bay at low tide
Probably not. Im taking dumps all the time and the best i get is getting yelled at for the smell of sh*t in the bathroom. no art admiration

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2016 10:45 PM EST

in response to: This mornings Das POOP was sooooooo massive I left skid marks in the bowl. Do you think the next person to use it will admire the art work left behind?
don't you love when you smell the stench of old urine in the bathroom off your mother's room, you begin to retch, and the force of the retching causes your back to crack?

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2016 10:31 PM EST

in response to: Should I move to colorado? I am a senior girl in high school and live in the midwest and I have absolutely no clue as to what I want to do after highschool. My brother lives in colorado and thinks that I would absolutely love it there. He wants me to come and live there for at least a year. I figure I have no clue what I'm doing with my life so why not do it straight out of highschool. Should I live in colorado for a year with my brother straight out of highschool?
Yeah you need to put a diaper over your @$$ because I don't want to smell that sh!t. Pleass remember to wash your @$$. Thank you.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2016 3:27 AM EST

in response to: Should I wear a diaper?
On a bad day you can actually smell the frogs in Dover.

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2016 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Did you know that on a good day, you can see France from Canada's Burin Peninsula?
I truly feel that Trump is being set up as the "ultimate villain" in order to get young ethnic voters out to the polls again. Either that or it's some way to gauge whether the "left-wing hero figure" (obama) could rally more support than a "right-wing hero figure" (trump) Whatever it is, the whole Trump thing smells fishy to me.

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2016 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Why are so many idiots on JC infatuated with Donald Trump? Or is it just one idiot?
Cherry blossoms smell better in my opinion. They can make a mess if you're trying to have a picnic under the trees, however. A mouthful of petals isn't a very pleasant surprise. Many cherry blossoms don't bear fruit. All apple blossoms should.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2015 12:02 PM EST

in response to: Do you like apple or cherry blossoms?
You smell like sweaty balls.

UNITED STATES / DEC 28, 2015 10:55 PM EST

in response to: Snagged the sweetest smelling hair, body oil from urban outfitters tonight... It's got lil dried rose buds in the bottle, and I'm smelling amazeballs. Yup! 😜
Annnnd, the powerful window fan is pulling the ripe scented fart's over my head, towards the window, so that the smell engulfs the whole half of the foom!! What to do...??

UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2015 6:02 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, am sick .... 😩
Uh well if that's a bad thing that might be a dental issue... But if its not a terribly bad smell it might just be your cat's natural breath?

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2015 12:03 PM EST

in response to: my cat's breath smells like my cunt
do you smell like noodles if you don't wear it

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2015 10:11 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to wear smelly stuff that came from an animal's ass?
Right, you smell like a middle-aged whore

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2015 10:11 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to wear smelly stuff that came from an animal's ass?
Trust me. I don't smell like an old whore. I have a nice pleasant smell that everyone complements me on how good it is. :)

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2015 10:10 PM EST

in response to: How does it feel to wear smelly stuff that came from an animal's ass?
the smell of harbor freight

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2015 8:16 PM EST

in response to: What fragrances do you find repulsive?
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