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Gag! Rather kiss an ashtray than a smoker.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 7:38 PM EST

in response to: My posture is lousy, I must learn to sit up straight! How's your posture?
The only thing my town has is an old smoke shaft. It isn't all that pretty either.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 5:22 PM EST

in response to: Are there any 🎢 in your town?
Only a fool would smoke.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, accidently put the window fan in on the wrong side! The whole fcuking place reeks of second hand cigarette smoke!! HATE THAT!
Most people need to smoke to know you.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 10:57 PM EST

in response to: everyone I know smokes weed
Weird. Its Says on Wiki that William's use to smoke up to 60 cigarettes a day, he quit in 2009. He's a singer. How do you get through that many?

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 8:29 PM EST

in response to: How lucky can one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me... Like the sailor said, quote... aint that a... ?
I seriously think I would have to smoke one to fully comprehend what you're talking about.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 3:40 AM EST

in response to: In this earthly world there is such variety and abundance of colors, shapes, properties, times and conditions, that it is not possible to avoid relativism altogether. It is a reality of this world. Having understood that, we do also need truths which are at least close to absolute so that we can guide our lives by them. The absolute truth is that in the universe there is no real effect created by causes, and everything is in Godís hand. It is not predictable with certainty what will happen next, and our lives and the life of the world actually consist of this moment. Living this truth consciously together with faith and surrender to God, from the perspective of free-will given to man, we have also to give due recognition to the experience that causes do operate relatively reliably, though not absolutely, in this life. Because of this, the causes wrapping absolute reality like a shawl or veil, a veil of familiarity or habit, make life liveable and thereafter, all technology and sciences get constructed on this veil. This is the broad region of human actions and observations where Newtonís classical physics has precedence over Einsteinís relativity physics.
See in reality the UK had Nazi type laws around at wartime. Nazism is in the people anyway. You have to fight it for yourself. Churchill was still a Nazi fighter. Cameron of today is a Nazi Squirt. You can tell because Churchill was the type of character who use to drink, smoke and take his cabinet out. Cameron today is squeaky clean posh boy who irritates when he speaks.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2015 6:08 PM EST

in response to: Alan Turing castrated for homo acts to avoid prison, and pardoned by the mass murderer Gordon Brown(our present day version of Adolf Hitler) and the useless parasite billionaire Queen of England. Turing was treated like that for his great contribution against Nazi Germany and the Nazi supporting Windsors give him a pardon? Who won the war?
Yep, went out for a smoke awhile ago. Clear blue sky, but cold.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 10:23 AM EST

in response to: Have you looked outside lately?
Dun dun da dunt ta Smoke on the Water. Fire in the sky.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 8:55 AM EST

in response to: there have been 2 songs written in all of time. FREEBIRD and everything else. Get over it
For a cooler and smoother smoke.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2015 9:54 AM EST

in response to: Why would a girl order a glass of ice at the bar and bring it to the toilets??
I smoke it, I drink beer, play with titties and I'm happy.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:39 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
As a full time professional grower I only get to smoke about one weekend in every four months.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:34 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
As a full time professional grower I only get to smoke about one weekend in every four months.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:34 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
That stuff is illegal here. If it wasn't I would smoke it all the time.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 5:20 PM EST

in response to: When was the Iast time you smoked pot?
i would smoke a field of opiates

UNITED STATES / JAN 11, 2015 5:15 PM EST

in response to: Would you tip toe through the tulips (:
Smoke pot and watch cartoons forever!

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2014 4:05 PM EST

in response to: Grow up, manchild.
Don't buy or smoke cigarettes. That's it. You're done.

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2014 11:11 PM EST

in response to: how do you stop smoking?
Well I know the world's oldest man's father. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it you fućking cunt

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2014 6:32 AM EST

in response to: Who is the oldest living person you know?
I am a nationalist and my views are pretty simple. I think every group of people deserves the right to exist. But leftists are pushing for reforms in multiple countries to make sure that white people won't exist in the future. I don't care if you want to smoke weed or have sex with someone of the same gender.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2014 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Have you checked your white privilege today? Remember, white people are privileged and evil. We need to breed them out by importing tons of brown immigrants to all white nations, and if that's not enough, we'll give them benefits not available to white people, such as affirmative action. If you disagree with systematic genocide against the white devil, you're a racist!
What's it like vacuuming around slot machines and cleaning up after old women who chain smoke?

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2014 1:03 PM EST

in response to: Your country is falling apart and what do you do? Blame Muslims. So retarded.
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