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The thing is, they don't know I don't smoke real cigarettes. I knew they all smoked before we met because we talked over IMs. As I said previously, I only do it so I don't seem like an outcast. I'm making progress towards quitting it, but I'm not quite there yet.

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 10:36 PM EST

in response to: What's your worse habit?
I guess faking it is better than smoking real cigs, but hopefully you'll get over the need to fit in that way. If they don't want you around because you don't smoke, than how much do they value your friendship?

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 10:33 PM EST

in response to: What's your worse habit?
Smoking fake cigarettes made of paper and random kitchen herbs to fit in with my friends who smoke the real things (I'm 23, but a lot of my friends are in their 30s). I've put in plenty of practice into making them look as convincing as possible. I know it's terrible for my health, but I hate to be an outcast.

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2016 10:26 PM EST

in response to: What's your worse habit?
I just smoked a lil butt. 😔

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2016 6:25 PM EST

in response to: I just wiped my nose.
Smoke this.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2016 12:06 PM EST

in response to: - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker?
I smoke parsley pretty regularly (I'm not addicted or anything, I mean like a couple times a month and on special occasions). No, it doesn't have any specific negative health effects, only the fact that you're inhaling smoke. Just don't smoke it in moderation and you'll be fine.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2016 7:29 PM EST

in response to: Just smoked a ton of parsley, like 5 straight rollups. Got a pleasant buzz, not an intense high but it was relaxing. How dangerous is this? Yes, I know the general risks of smoking anything still apply (carcinogens, respiratory difficulty etc) but what negative effects are particular to parsley?
[OP] And yes, I do have a legally obtained vendor's license and market my cigarettes as being "smokes" rather than ever explicitly calling them "cigarettes", meaning this isn't technically false advertising. Yes, it's a scummy way to make cash, but I live in a rough area with a lot of smokers.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2016 1:31 AM EST

in response to: I started selling "cigarettes" at my local college recently. They're just rolling papers full of dried parsley. I sell them for ÂŖ3 for a pack of 10. I normally never get the same customer but there's this one kid who smokes a pack of em a day, seems completely oblivious.
[last post from OP] Actually, come to think of it, there's this one girl who's bought from me a few times. She always buys samplers, though, and I've never seen her actually smoking one. She's probably a social smoker and is either oblivious to how vile they are or simply doesn't care. Eh, sales are sales.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2016 1:20 AM EST

in response to: I started selling "cigarettes" at my local college recently. They're just rolling papers full of dried parsley. I sell them for ÂŖ3 for a pack of 10. I normally never get the same customer but there's this one kid who smokes a pack of em a day, seems completely oblivious.
[OP again] I tried smoking one of my parsley cigarettes a couple days ago after selling them for weeks. As expected, I got a little buzz but it tasted vile. No idea how that guy smokes em.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2016 1:18 AM EST

in response to: I started selling "cigarettes" at my local college recently. They're just rolling papers full of dried parsley. I sell them for ÂŖ3 for a pack of 10. I normally never get the same customer but there's this one kid who smokes a pack of em a day, seems completely oblivious.
[OP here] First time he bought a sampler (one "cig" for 75p) from me he started smoking the damn thing right next to me. Thought at first that he would puke and demand a refund, but he just smoked the whole thing and then bought two whole packets.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2016 1:17 AM EST

in response to: I started selling "cigarettes" at my local college recently. They're just rolling papers full of dried parsley. I sell them for ÂŖ3 for a pack of 10. I normally never get the same customer but there's this one kid who smokes a pack of em a day, seems completely oblivious.
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell walked a giant of a man that the girls knew well, grabbed a sagging breast, she gave out a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone.

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2016 11:34 PM EST

in response to: I have to write a short story. A four page paper, due tomorrow... I'll pretend I'm a young woman who gets conquered from a neighboring tribe. Ugh, I don't wanna do this. I have to choose a period in my western civilization class from which I would have liked to live in. Idk what to choose, am thinking either ancient Mesopotamia or Ancient Rome or ancient Greece. Yup! 😌
Ugh! Smoke the peace pipe.

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2016 11:10 AM EST

in response to: I'm in a clique and had a quarrel with one of them which resulted in a few months of cold war, and the others don't seem to care, what should I do. But the thing is, I can't just leave since the industry i'm getting into requires connections...
Its legal to smoke it here but you can't buy it, sell it or have it in on you.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2016 8:15 AM EST

in response to: This has got to be the stupidest dam site on the whole world wide web.
Settle down children... I'll go out for smokes, I quess... 😝

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2016 1:18 PM EST

in response to: I think I need a walk.. ☚ī¸ī¸ What are you doing? 😊
1. yes, 2. if you set your mind to it, 3. see 2, 4. if you weigh at least 200 lbs I guess if you put your mind to it, 5. if you are a smoker if you're strict with yourself (no just this once cigs) 6. if it's needed, get it, 7. with hard work, 8. you may already be one, 9. yes, 10. I don't know the context

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2016 9:34 AM EST

in response to: Am I going to accomplish these eleven goals/dreams? 1. Get Luke potty trained? 2. Me drive a car? 3. Me graduate from College? 4.Me lose 100 lbs? 5. Me quit smoking? 6. Me get a needed surgury? 7.Me get a very good paying job with the degree? 8. Me become a good and charished mother, wife and friend? 9.Me Raise my son succesfully? 10. Reunite with my lost children?
It is probably a form of withdrawal depending on how much you would smoke and how often, if you are a heavy smoker then your body it probably not used to the feeling of going without it, in anycase if you can i would suggest going to the doctor incase it would be something more severe.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2016 4:39 AM EST

in response to: Any such thing as weed withdrawal? Obviously it's not meth, but I've been so nauseous lately and haven't been able to sleep much. Does this exist or am I just overthinking?
I don't tell them that I smoke weed.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2016 7:20 PM EST

in response to: What don\'t you tell your dr. that you know you should?
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell walked a giant of a man that the girls knew well, grabbed a sagging breast, she gave out a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2016 9:06 AM EST

in response to: I'm a beer-chuggin', ax-swingin', hard-rapin' man's man.
Exercise, water, eating.....nothing will speed up the elimination process of THC metabolites. It could take up to a month or longer to eliminate. Given that you are not a frequent smoker, you might get lucky and pass.

CANADA / SEP 22, 2016 9:40 PM EST

in response to: I ate a 15mg marijuana brownie on Sept 2nd. Why? Because I never had before. I never smoke weed either. I just received a job, however, and have a drug test tomorrow. I've been working out like crazy since monday, drinking a lot of water, and eating minimal fat or sugar (just veggies and fish). Will I pass tomorrow, 21 days later?
You will not make it to 40 the way you smoke and drink. You're obese.

CANADA / SEP 19, 2016 6:56 PM EST

in response to: W a steady stream of nicotine in my system, am also full of caffeine. 😒 Other things I won't mention either... My schedule is full! I hate the gap in my day though it does allow loads of time for studying.. Quess I don't hate it as much as I fink... đŸ˜Ŗ
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