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I'm not on meds. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2016 10:59 AM EST

in response to: Has someone killed the pedophile yet?
Where does the political religion concentrate the smoke?

CANADA / JUL 29, 2016 11:08 PM EST

in response to: Which one of you assholes don't know their butthole from a hole in the ground?
Yes always share your smokes, karma will come back round one way or another :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2016 3:41 AM EST

in response to: Would you give a dirty Indian a cigarette?
I dont smoke so dont carry any..

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2016 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Would you give a dirty Indian a cigarette?
If *anyone* smokes, it's a health risk.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2016 9:18 PM EST

in response to: If someone under the age of 30 smokes cigarettes less than once a day, is their health at risk?
I doubt it... Darling, I'm finkin I should go to the store for smokes..

UNITED STATES / JUN 28, 2016 11:19 PM EST

in response to: Why'd I just get a call from Florence, SC? 😝
You smoke that meth, boy!! Gross!! 😝

UNITED STATES / JUN 7, 2016 9:28 AM EST

in response to: I'll make some minor changes to my bedroom... Rearranging somethings, junking others. 😝 What are you doing? 😊
I would say that he is prob already an addict of some kind prob tobacco got him into smoking and he can,t afford or can't get hold of any cigs this is why he smokes teabags. Tell him to quit before his addiction gets any worse just try explaining that he is to young.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 1:10 PM EST

in response to: How do I get my brother to stop acting like a stoner. He is 13 years old and thinks he is so cool, smoking everything he sees. He never (at least I hope he didn't) have any contact with weed or pot or any kind of drug. He literally smokes tea bags. I am scared to tell my parents because he is strong enough to beat my ass.
smoke together, and then explain him he don't have to act like a stoner, he have to be a stoner, without tell everybody because apparences are not cool, being is cool

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 12:59 PM EST

in response to: How do I get my brother to stop acting like a stoner. He is 13 years old and thinks he is so cool, smoking everything he sees. He never (at least I hope he didn't) have any contact with weed or pot or any kind of drug. He literally smokes tea bags. I am scared to tell my parents because he is strong enough to beat my ass.
Hmm... Interesting. He's likely caught up in the glory of drugs and wants to smoke them. If you could find something really heartfelt to him involving drugs, show it to him. Does he fear trouble with the law? Casually mention some kid who you heard about on the web that had to do 35 hours of community service for smoking weed once. Or show him pics of overdose victims, their families, or messed up addicts. Get the point to him that drugs are bad. Or tell your parents, but ask that he not know.

/ MAY 20, 2016 12:44 PM EST

in response to: How do I get my brother to stop acting like a stoner. He is 13 years old and thinks he is so cool, smoking everything he sees. He never (at least I hope he didn't) have any contact with weed or pot or any kind of drug. He literally smokes tea bags. I am scared to tell my parents because he is strong enough to beat my ass.
Nope, but I'm about to go out for a smoke.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 9:20 PM EST

in response to: I'm chewing gum. Jealous?
A real good indication is a cloud of purple smoke coming out of the keyboard. It takes real skill to get all the smoke back in, and unless you're 100% successful, you have to assume it is hosed.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 9:12 PM EST

in response to: What is a good sign that it is time to get a new laptop?
Smoke a fatty.

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2016 1:55 PM EST

in response to: Lets have a party and get naked.
I have NO idea what that has to do with the question, but isn't bringing tea into the Philippines similar to buying many cartons of smokes to take into North Carolina?

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2016 1:05 PM EST

in response to: What is daily life like in Funkytown?
Ahhh .... smokes & coffee ..... life is good, isn't it?

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2016 10:24 AM EST

in response to: Good morning... I didn't want to get out of bed today, not like me... I'll go out for a pack of butts... Snag a coffee at the corner bodega... Ya know, the usual.
I do not smoke.

UNITED KINGDOM / APR 4, 2016 2:22 PM EST

in response to: How many ounces of weed do you smoke a day?
When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2016 3:47 PM EST

in response to: now that you mention it BOTTOMLESS PIT WHENο»Ώ
Wake up, piss, drink coffee, smoke, eat, waste time on JC, stroke off, piss a couple more times, boink the old lady and go to sleep.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2016 8:17 PM EST

in response to: What is daily life like in Shaftsburg, Michigan?
Smoke some more.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2016 1:53 PM EST

in response to: How long would it take a skin rash due to an allergy to occur? I'm wondering because Im starting to think it could have been cannabis as I smoked two days before the rash occured however I have smoked many times before...could it be the cannabis?
Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell walked a giant of a man that the girls knew well, grabbed a sagging breast, she gave out a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2016 8:10 PM EST

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