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You smoke your own meat?

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2014 5:24 PM EST

in response to: Would you like to sample some smoked meat?
Smoke some more.

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2014 3:15 PM EST

in response to: is it bad that i don't know what question i want an answer to?
Because smokers suck?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2014 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Why do smokers give the best blow jobs?
Soh smokes Marlboros.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2014 12:24 PM EST

in response to: Why do smokers give the best blow jobs?
Soh smokes?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2014 8:50 AM EST

in response to: Why do smokers give the best blow jobs?
Smokers give the best blow jobs.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2014 8:21 AM EST

in response to: My wife smokes. Am I out of line when I give her crap about it?
smoke a cigar in it

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2014 8:58 PM EST

in response to: How can I make my house smell good? It's pretty clean but it just smells bad when you come in...
it just like emanates like smoke

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2014 9:55 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a stench about you?
>> Italy - forbidden to smoke in any open-to-public bdliuing ...I remember when Al Italia's flights went non-smoking only, back in '96 or '97. I was regularly flying from Heathrow to Rome and thought, "No point in asking for a smoking seat, then". Foolish me -- smoking continued unabated for many months afterwards, and you just had to ask for a seat in the back five (or six?) rows to get in the appropriate section.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2014 7:06 PM EST

in response to: I once was quite ill and confined to a porta-potty. By odd chance, I also had to fly across the world. Going between airports for my connecting flights, I couldn't take the steps and the escalator was broken, so this airport person picked me up porta-potty and all. I tried to protest, but he was mean and I was too sick to really argue. He dumped me onto the floor, screaming and crying in pain. He didn't even apologize just stood there laughing. I hate airports.
Go have a smoke and get in a better mood

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2014 1:10 PM EST

in response to: Testing...testing...one, two, three...testing...do you read? Roger.
No, I'm writing this with smoke signals.

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2014 7:45 PM EST

in response to: Are you anywhere near a computer?
Ever smoked a pole?

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2014 7:36 PM EST

in response to: Ever smoked a pipe?
I don't smoke.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2014 7:34 PM EST

in response to: Are you guys all smoking crack?
i smoke weenie

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2014 7:33 PM EST

in response to: Are you guys all smoking crack?
Smoke a joint.

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2014 2:51 PM EST

in response to: Happy Birthday internet! It's 25 years old today. How should we celebrate?
Itrolly smokes cock.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 2:35 PM EST

in response to: Wake me when the troll is gone.
I smoke bare.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 10:14 AM EST

in response to: Is Yogi Bear the unofficial mascot of the National Parks service?
Smokey Bare

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2014 9:14 AM EST

in response to: Is Yogi Bear the unofficial mascot of the National Parks service?
Smoke it!

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2014 5:30 PM EST

in response to: Is that a cockroach?
You have been all along. Or have you forgotten already? I hear that happens when you guys smoke too much of that locoweed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 6, 2014 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Welcome to the newest JC personality! The Abused Injun joins the ranks of other famous personalities such as Brandon's Mom.
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