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UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2015 12:52 PM EST

in response to: THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT I WAS STROKING ONE OFF TO A MONKEY, BUT AFTER I CAME I REALIZED IT WAS MICHELLE OBAMA. DOES THAT MEAN I AM A NlGGER LOVER? :(
take a 5-HTP pill, sort your head out

UNITED STATES / JAN 16, 2015 2:03 PM EST

in response to: when I'm depressed I listen to ominous and depressing dark ambient music which makes me feel even more depressed
You're not German. You are an Anti-European Yank you pretends to be from Europe, yet makes rude comments just to make them look bad. You also use UK and Dutch proxies. You have some sort of bone to pick with Europeans, and you never shut up about how awful "Eurotrash" they are. Shut the fuсk up.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2015 4:15 PM EST

in response to: I make food for other people and didn't tell them I fap without washing my hands before preparing the meal.
sortof. my life sent me askew.

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2015 3:15 PM EST

in response to: What job do you do?
OK, good. Being a legal adult means you can keep this to yourself until you sort it out. Next question- are you in or near a big city? Reason I ask is if you're in a small town, it won't be as easy seeking assistance anonymously.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2015 6:20 PM EST

in response to: Serious question: I keep feeling I am a girl stuck in a man's body. I try to ignore this feeling and go through life. It just seems to grow stronger with the passing of time. What should I do? :(
Do you need a tenderiser, I've hammer for that sort of thing.

UNITED STATES / DEC 30, 2014 11:33 AM EST

in response to: my dick is a big piece of meat.
Sort of.

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2014 5:33 AM EST

in response to: does brb mean "bring rosa back to BOB"?
sure. Basically it is an outer covering for guys to wear over their willies when some chick is moving against them. Sort of like a condom, but covers the whole midsection.

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2014 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Who says there are no more opportunities in the world? They are soooo wrong. Check out liquidlapdance dot com
I love that my sister, every year, gets her Christmas tree at a Christmas tree farm. Growing up, we'd just get them at the corner with the rest of the crowd. I've been invited each year to her place to have hot chocolate, chocolate chip cookies, and help decorate, but I've never gone. This year will be different. I'll bring a box of assorted butter cookies and some mini pastries for the kids... :) Said she got gingerbread kits as well. :)

UNITED STATES / DEC 14, 2014 8:05 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a glorious lard ass?
Let's start the voting with one of my all-time favorites: Y2K. I still remember some people (my sister-in-law for one) cowering in the basement because Y2K would cause the GPS system to collapse, leaving airplanes in the sky and not knowing where or how to land. So they would be crashing as they ran out of fuel. Sorta wish she had stayed in that basement.

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2014 10:34 AM EST

in response to: What are some manufactured controversies you know of?
Or sort of along the same lines- to the wives that refuse sex, be advised that the old saying "use it or lose it" applies in this case. Mine now has (can't think of the first word) sclerosis which basically means her pussy is closing up.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2014 5:58 PM EST

in response to: To the wives that refused sex with their husbands for a long period and finally begain again regularly, what changed?
Now I have people that do that sort of thing for me, but I never except the jobs, I only do it for the LULZ!

IRELAND / DEC 6, 2014 3:39 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you wrote a résumé?
meh sorta Christian but they're sexy

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2014 6:20 PM EST

in response to: What religion is the Red Cross?
Doesn't happen very often, but usually read a book. Maybe turn the TV on, but only as a last resort.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2014 7:37 AM EST

in response to: What do you do when you're feeling alone?
I'm not going to fúck somebody displaying this sort of attitude. Happy?

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2014 8:51 AM EST

in response to: FUСK ME NOW
What happened with the card situation? Did it get sorted out in time, or did you have to beg for money or something? :P

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2014 12:02 PM EST

in response to: Am here!! Miss me any?? :)
If you can't win an argument, just resort to ad hominems?

NETHERLANDS / NOV 14, 2014 5:55 AM EST

in response to: the netherlands is full of loony potheads so who cares what they think
John hasn't figured out the site is back up again. Every once in a while, I sort of miss his publishing the tv schedules for us.

UNITED STATES / NOV 9, 2014 5:47 PM EST

in response to: i wonder how long fatman is going to banned for?
Umm it's not normal but a lot of people do it. Millions of us have high stress lives and some of us suffer from sort of anxiety illness, like depression.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2014 11:15 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone cry like every other day? Is that normal?
Either the big bang or whatever was able to exist before the space-time continuum began. Art thou satisfied with that sort of answer? How can I know for sure when secrecy, privacy and territorialism is still permitted to prevail against adamantly informative universalism?

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2014 8:27 PM EST

in response to: where bouts u from?
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