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Wrong. It's being caused by men sticking their dіcks in other mens hairy, sweaty, bacteria filled,shіtty aѕѕholes.Of course no matter how often you tell them the anuѕ wasn't made for that they won't listen and consequently tear the anuѕ and then contaminated blood is out and infecting everything. Thats why gay men generally end up with ѕhit bags and prolapsed anuѕes by the time they're 40.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 2:37 AM EST

in response to: Most blacks and homos are libs. Libtardism, and not racism or homophobia, is the true reason they're so screwed up. That and the fact any guy who not only doesn't mind diddling with another guy's filthy, stinky ass but who even enjoys it must have a big gap where their nose should be.
Just grab them by the hair and stick your dick inside em.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: What's the best way to get in touch with a girl through phones? I want to get a girl's number/give her mine, but which is better? I don't see her for very long at a time, and there's almost always someone else around. So I think slipping her mine would be easier, but would it? Do I need to say/write anything special or what?
Not a lot of information. I'd stick to one wall untill I found my way out. It's a trick that always works. Or try to climb to the top if possible. Or try to fly because clearly I'm in a dream, otherwise this would be freaky.

/ MAY 20, 2016 12:47 PM EST

in response to: If you were stuck in an enormous labyrinth what would you do?
Stick a knife into your left eye socket. That'll keep your stupid ass from being bored.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2016 12:11 PM EST

in response to: Willy, wallie, wally, wallie woooooooooooo! 😝 Am bored! 😩
stick a tampon up there or see a doctor,jk go bounce some more

UNITED KINGDOM / MAY 14, 2016 6:06 PM EST

in response to: Hey, my an*s is bleeding badly. Just been bouncing on my boys d*ck for hours and just stopped and my an*s won't stop bleeding I've tried clogging it up with toilet paper but it just won't work HEEELLLP :////
Stick a hose up there turn it on for a couple seconds turn it off then do a handstand! Hope this helped!

UNITED STATES / MAY 13, 2016 2:39 PM EST

in response to: Please help me! How do I clean all these dead fire ants out of my vulva? I need to know before mom gets home!
Buy the Trayvon pistol, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 1:52 PM EST

in response to: Mah' goathomey be a lot yunga' dan me. She sometimes calls me Big Daddy and ah' always found it cute. However, last night we went out fo' drinks and she told me dat ha' Big Daddy wuz sexually abusin' her. Ah be baaad... ah' always found ha' Big Daddy a bit funky and ah' wuz neva' comfo'table in his company, but ah' plum accepted him cuz' I'm 36 and most dudes won't let me date deir 8 year old daughters. Whut de hell should ah' do?
For some variety, plus including more family members, borrow a whisk from mom and chuck it into dad's electric drill. Then stick it in and enjoy! You might want to start out on the slower speeds though.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 8:22 AM EST

in response to: What are some tiny household items I can shove up my vulva and be painful?
OK .... if you say so .... then get a good strong light, shine it up there, lube up your fingers, stick them in and open it up. Look carefully for lesions or other potentially problematic issues. While you're down there, do the same for your butt too.

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2016 8:03 AM EST

in response to: How do I do a self pelvic exam? I don't want to go to a doctor to have one Id rather do it myself.
Model killed by flying shrapnel. Man escapes on pogo-stick.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2016 8:12 PM EST

in response to: Do you still get considerably wet when the answer pane flips to the question pane? Or has it died off?
Why? Go to work, eat, sleep. Stick to your routine and everything will be fine. As for the spying, no they're not. Even if they are so what? Should't you be flattered that they see you as important enough to spy on? You don't have anything hide. Stop being overly self-conscious. Learn to be comfortable with yourself.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2016 5:37 PM EST

in response to: So.. i am okay today i keep having attacks of paranoia and need help to work out what is real and what is not when i talk to people i keep thinking they are spying on me and talking behind my back so when i go out i get scared. how do i deal with speaking to people? as it is getting real hard to go out and meet ppl. thanks
Make their life a living nightmare. Find out their phobia and taunt them about it, arrange with all of your classmates to show up to the wrong room and say that they told you that their was a room change. Stick gum on her chair and put pepper in the tissue box

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2016 10:39 AM EST

in response to: What to do when you hate your teacher SO F**KIN MUCH?!
There are two stories going on in all of us - growth and decline. You just have to find the positive one and stick to it. If we dont start from scratch we are starting from a distortion.

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2016 10:59 PM EST

in response to: Need to build an internal life and need to find your truest self. You are unique and a connecting link between persons. You are valuable and you have a purpose in Gods saving and healing work.
I was working at mcdonalds and decided to stick my wenis into the gerkin slicer.

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2016 8:39 PM EST

in response to: I have a small cut on my pen1s so should I w,ank tonight or not?
Can i stick my face in your boobs and play motorboat?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2016 9:12 PM EST

in response to: I don't know why I come here as often as I do.... Am not in love w anyone that comes here. Don't know.... 😒
If you're fighting on a daily basis I'm not sure what you're both sticking together for. Do yourself or him a favour and move on with your lives.

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2016 6:20 AM EST

in response to: My bf leaves whenever hes mad or upset. He said he hates drama and fighting with me. I know he needs his space but he does this on a daily basis now and I get really anxious. Help!
Let me go back to sticking my fingers down my throat..

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2016 12:45 PM EST

in response to: my mom almost found me today in the bathroom sticking my fingers down my thorat. What should i do
Depends where you stick it.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2016 9:21 PM EST

in response to: Is it easier to use ur finger to throw up or a toothbrush?
Hey, 305... Stick yer finger up yer ass!

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2016 4:07 PM EST

in response to: remember your Daddy when no one was wiser
stick it up your ethnocentric ass

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2016 4:49 PM EST

in response to: STOP OPPRESSING MY CULTURE, YOU ETHNOCENTRIC BITCH!
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