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Nah, just stick them up your ass, if they will fit with your head and all.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 9:56 AM EST

in response to: Should I save the more intense question for later?
My blood. Never thought I'd be able to stick myself but it isn't painful at all.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 6:41 PM EST

in response to: What do you check every day?
I don't put all that make up crap on my face. I used Baby lotion and chap stick for my lips for cold winter weather. And yes, I get plenty of nice complements from guys.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 3:17 AM EST

in response to: I'll wash the makeup off and apply this new facial oil I snagged at Sephora this afternoon. :) I hope I like it... It's by tarte, and it's their Maracuja oil. :) Nothing but glowing reviews, what do you put on your face? :)
Why didn't you stay? The Philippines is YOUR home, not Manhattan! Manhattan should have never been stolen by those greedy Eurotrash fuсksticks!

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Am back... :)
If you never stick your neck out no one will ever cut your head off.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 11:22 AM EST

in response to: I like a girl and I got her number from her her facebook profile. She knows who I am, but should I text her? I worry that it might be creepy if I do. Thanks.
I like to stick my finger in my asshole and then lick it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 9:17 PM EST

in response to: OK, I caved in. I went to the grocery store and bought the ingredients for the pot roast. And let me tell you something, the broth itself, with the herbs (thyme and rosemary) makes SUCH a difference. It's gorgeous. Baby red potatoes, sliced shrooms, garlic, onion, beef broth, it's sooo easy. Annnd, I deglazed the pan w/ half a cup of red wine. I would've added the whole cup plus extra, but I probably wind up fcuking it up ... burp!
And carry a big stick?

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 7:23 PM EST

in response to: fart softly, my friends
No, but I did schtupp Mrs. Paul with a fish stick

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 10:45 PM EST

in response to: I'm back on salads, baby!! Ugh, I really wanna buy an Entenmann's butter loaf! I like Entenmann's cause some of their cakes don't have frosting... Sometimes, ya just don't want any frosting, know what I mean? :)
chewy sticks bark or bones.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 4:44 PM EST

in response to: What is the best way of cleaning a cat's or dog's teeth?
I need a good sticking. ;)

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 1:05 AM EST

in response to: Suddenly, I have become so tired... time to play on the mini!... ;)
it will stick u shut

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 1:03 AM EST

in response to: Suddenly, I have become so tired... time to play on the mini!... ;)
go stick a banger and mash in your ass

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 6:49 PM EST

in response to: Kentucky fried chicken. With Jobby and diarrhea. For modern Americans with fat bellies and baseball caps. Mmmmm. finger lickin' good.
It's not encryption. It's an inspection sticker written in Chinese.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 4:02 PM EST

in response to: A friend of mine posted this on FB: "Just found this cryptic sticker hidden in a heretofore unknown pocket in my notebook. A mystery" I have no clue what that was meant for (I mean, somebody PAID for that...) What do you think it is?
A friend of mine posted this on FB: "Just found this cryptic sticker hidden in a heretofore unknown pocket in my notebook. A mystery" I have no clue what that was meant for (I mean, somebody PAID for that...) What do you think it is? ITALY / FEB 10, 2015 10:57 AM EST

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 11:24 AM EST

in response to: Will you never give up?
Absolutely! Especially my hands. I'm a cosmetologist and spent 3 years doing natural nail care. The best remedy I found was putting chap stick on my cuticles and pretty much my whole hand. I'm tellin ya, it works. Your hands are chapped. Use chap stick. Makes sense.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 9:07 AM EST

in response to: Do you have a problem with winter weather drying your skin out?
What on earth would posse you to stick a can between your legs?

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2015 5:32 AM EST

in response to: I have a tuna can between my legs
My nose. I stick it out the door and can smell whatever weather is coming.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 2:40 PM EST

in response to: What is the best weather indicator?
stick a plastic bag over your head.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2015 6:59 PM EST

in response to: kill me... someone...
Three. One to stick the lightbulb in, the other to tell you there's no such thing as ADHD and the other to blow your brains out and dip your head in a bog of jobby.

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 4, 2015 7:56 PM EST

in response to: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know. Why don't you stick your face down there and count them.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2015 5:06 PM EST

in response to: Give it to me straight. How many pimples do you have on your butt?
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