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You're making me horny again. Are you gonna bend over the desk so I can stick it in your pooper???


in response to: Duckies, I'm feeling quite pooish today... How are you feeling?
Cheese can be quite sticky, who needs magnetic properties when you are as sticky as cheese?

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 2:43 PM EST

in response to: Are there any cheeses with magnetic properties?
The school doesn't matter. Her problem is she never sticks with anything and has a limited attention span.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2015 8:59 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, today was the very first day of school, and it went really well! I have a lil homework due Monday... Gotta order me books, aaaand... yay! This is gonna be fun! Love it! Love it all! I think I'm going to do well in my classes. 😉
Us dumb Yanks don't deserve to listen to those oh-so-sophisticated European news channels. Better to stick with either CNN or Fox.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 11:18 PM EST

in response to: What BBC radio stations can I get here in Florida & what frequency n stuff?
Ive been beat with a cheese stick before it that answers it 😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 4:16 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever been assaulted by a cheese?
Think of how the posters on this site feel to have the self appointed elite from GP lower their standards to even come to JC. Stick around you might learn to tolerate someone more intelligent than you are.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 1:08 PM EST

in response to: I'm sick and fuсking tired of this. When is GP going to be back online? I hate being on this stupid fuсking site surrounded by stupid fuсking idiots!
Pee on a preggertest stick, a whole buck at the 99 cent store

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2015 6:54 PM EST

in response to: Am I pregnant? My last period was on July 10-13. I was intimate July 17. I am currently 15 days late for my period. I have the following symptoms: nausea, fatigued, and heavier discharge. Thank you!
Like a little chub but not to much but not a stick niether

/ AUG 14, 2015 11:19 PM EST

in response to: Whats your opion on the ideal size/body type of a woman ?
Stick it up your ass and try to out run the blast.

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2015 7:17 PM EST

in response to: How do you defuse a bomb?
Stick it up your ass and I bet you get off the ground.

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 7:20 PM EST

in response to: I've bought a butterfly knife , why it don't f@cking fly?
If I don't "whine" about it, then there will be no progress made at all. If you want to stick your head in the sand like a coward United Statian, and let World War 3 happen on YOUR watch, then go ahead. I will not be a part of this.


in response to: Damn, don't you have anything better to whine about? ⬇⬇⬇⬇
Stick your ass in birni g bacon grease


in response to: What is the best way to get rid of a boil on one's own ass?
Stick it you your ass.


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If anything you're stupid for sticking around here lurking all the time asshole! I just came to check if morons like you still post. So STFU cunt!

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2015 10:04 AM EST

in response to: I can't believe this stupid site still exists!! hahahaha
You should stick it in your butt.

/ JUL 26, 2015 9:03 PM EST

in response to: My girlrfriend has a dýck. What can i do?
What do u care? One way, the baby is dead; the other the baby grows up without a dad in a sh´thole life of poverty... You fušked that persons life up either way. The right thing to do would be to be a man and stick thru with the kid

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2015 8:00 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend already has a child with someone else, now she's pregnant with mine. I want her to get an abortion but she won't. What do I do?
Dog hands down. Kids are annoying and their hands are always sticky.

/ JUL 21, 2015 7:41 PM EST

in response to: Would you rather some one go on about their kid or dog?
How do you "love" a pencil? Stick it up your ass?

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2015 6:11 PM EST

in response to: Do people still use pencils?
That bruised, just bitten look, slightly swollen, and warm... No lipstick can match that.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2015 7:49 PM EST

in response to: My face gets flushed like I'm blushing, my lips get red, and I'm super relaxed, calm, and still after a nice o.
I'll tell ya what to do; and this ain't a joke. The next time that niggŃ gets in your face, or steps too close to you and starts yelling; you pull out a pocket knife (already opened in your pocket) and stab that fool in the side and/or thigh 3 times. You stick to your story that he threatened you and that's the only thing you know to do when you feel threatened

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2015 10:29 PM EST

in response to: This might be a weird question, but my half-brother has a dad that our mother used to be married to, but then divorced. He's a deadbeat, but my brother adores him even though he has verbally abused my mother and I. He still loves my mom, but continues to verbally assault me when my mother is out and he is picking my brother out. My self esteem is in the pits,and I don't know what to do anymore. Help?
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