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not, stick it up your ass

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 10:05 PM EST

in response to: Ive written a journal about a girl. i started it before we got together and until weve broken up. I dont want to give her attension because thats all she wants from me is a reaction. we havent talked in days but we used to all day and all night. i just want to send it to her because well never see eachother again for a long time and its such a big thing written about her. i dont know if i should send it to her or not
There is no real cure. But don't worry, the woman love it when you blanket them in a flood of white sticky liquid. Then they will be trapped in your sticky milk and be forced to drink it all to escape, and by then you will fully recover and be able to do it again until she gives in and doesn't resist anymore, willingly becoming your own personal cum dumpster.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:52 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
Stick it in glass of muratic acid why don't yah.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 6:53 PM EST

in response to: What's self respect got to do with it when any hole is a goal?
It makes me wet and sticky...

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 11:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you like that goodness when it changes to the question page?
Stab it in the neck with a sharp stick and say it was self defense.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 5:46 PM EST

in response to: I want to go to my friend's house but he just got a 4-foot 170-pound guard dog that attacks anything that walks onto his yard. I'm only 8 and I don't have a phone so I can't call to tell my friend to get the dog out of my way. What should I do?
Stick it in soh's vagîna and the rats will chew it off.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 10:23 PM EST

in response to: What's a safe, discreet and preferably non-painful method of self-circumcision? Thanks
Cancer sticks? Sure.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 11:38 PM EST

in response to: It's late, but am not tired. Should I go out for a pack of butts?
Stick your head in.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Would it be fun to stick my dick in an elephants ass?
Im ok, thanks.. ☺️ I got myself hooked on Grocery store 🍋 iced ☕️.. so far I've tried Snapple lemon iced tea, Honest Tea, Lipton half iced tea half lemonade.. I want to try a couple other different ones, but it's likely I'll stick with Honest Tea. How are you doing?? What are you doing?

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 8:34 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... hope you're ok..
Rag on a stick.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 3:02 PM EST

in response to: Who does a SSBBW clean their vag?
stick a fork in your eye

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 1:59 PM EST

in response to: I am as depressed as soh is stupid. I don't know if I will ever be happy again. What can I do?
Yah stick it in your pottymouth.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 3:59 PM EST

in response to: How would you feel if I shoved a broomstick up your ass? Would you like it?
apply lipstick

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2017 6:05 PM EST

in response to: I have a pig. What the hell do i do now
Is that the stick you put a rag on to clean your ass

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 12:06 PM EST

in response to: I have a bendy stick, for SHlTTY SHOTTY. Do you have a bendy stick for SHlTTY SHOTTY?
Ditto to the douche bag. ha ha you can stick your portfolio up your ass.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 7:31 PM EST

in response to: “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”
I have a long stick.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2017 5:21 PM EST

in response to: I have a bendy stick, for SHlTTY SHOTTY. Do you have a bendy stick for SHlTTY SHOTTY?
I'd have to agree as I stick it up the ass of my huge fat wife.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 9:53 AM EST

in response to: Life is pretty damn good, wouldn't you say?
I have something less foul than a cigarette to stick in your mouth

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 8:02 PM EST

in response to: I'm drinking too much ☕️ and smoking cigarettes... 😞
Stick it in and wiggle it around.

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 2:43 PM EST

in response to: My step sister is really hot. I'm 16 and she's 19, we both live in the same house, how do I f*ck her?
Thanks, I'll need it. So embarrassing, I'll likely be the biggest in the class. All sweaty and gross, ugh. But, if I like it, I'll likely stick to it. W diet and exercise, it'll be difficult not to lose the weight. Just have to get started. Oh! I'll have to shop for a yoga mat and other essentials! It's fun to start something new. I'll dust of my water bottle tonight! ☺️

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2017 7:55 PM EST

in response to: Yoga it is then! I'm dying to send Pia the link to the Groupon add for the yoga sessions, but I think I'll wait a week or so to do so. I HAVE to be 💯% absolutely sure I will follow through on this latest idea, because once I commit, she'll never let me pull out. I'm a little nervous, but I think I'll be OK. ☺️
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