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I can stick a banana up my ass and whistle Dixie.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Some dumb fuсking, kool-aide drinking NRA faggot responded to "You have to be a total idiot to buy into this statement "If guns kill people, then why aren't there any guns in jail? ""with " Because people kill people, the gun is the instrument and on its on, it's far from deadly, but with a person to pull the trigger, it is a tool of murder." How stupid do you have to be?? People like Dylann Roof never should have been allowed to buy a gun. If he hadn't 9 people would still be alive.
8:32 Thank you! You have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that!! I was trying my best to stick up for people who actually have real problems.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Well now, Wasn't all that just special?
Stick your hand down your pants and find out.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 9:24 PM EST

in response to: I dont know if im a man or a woman today. Help.
No one knows who I am... I'm just sticking up for the people who have real problems and not just stupid "sex" problems

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 7:12 PM EST

in response to: Arrogant, rude people on this website: Go f*** yourselves
Real quick like stick my dick in her mouth what else?

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 10:33 AM EST

in response to: What would you do if went on a first date and he/she pulled their false teeth out?
Lol, stick yer thumb in yer ass and tell someone who cares, don't tell me!! ☺️


in response to: What the HELL are you thinking? You answer questions as if you even have a fùcking chance! Ha! You have no chance. Zero, zip, zilch... I'd never sleep w any of you moos, shake any ideas that I frequent this farm w thoughts of a future of you an me.. gross. 😝🖕🏼
I'm not posting that! I'm just trying to stick up for people who are trying to ask real questions. One more time, SHUT UP AND GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!


in response to: Will the old man who is posting the teen dramas on JC every day please go see a good shrink or otherwise fùck off already?
9:09 I didn't post this.. I'm just trying to stick up for people who actually have legitimate questions. They should be able to seek advice from others, without the fear of being criticized. You need to STOP and SHUT UP.


in response to: Hey, this guy I'm getting with wants me to do stuff with him. I don't know what to do because we're underage and I'm not really comfortable with doing stuff at the moment. Does this mean I'm "frigid"?. I know that I should say no but I really like him and don't want to let him down. We're both 14 by the way :)
Now willing to let me stick it in her butt.

UNITED STATES / JAN 2, 2017 12:30 PM EST

in response to: What are the things that a man hate when it comes to woman?
Stick them up your ass to keep your head company.

UNITED STATES / DEC 27, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: I'm a 12 year old boy on the school checker team. My pubes are 12 inches long, when I straighten them with a flat iron, should I keep them straight, or wear them in a bun?
Yes as you hear of someone being raped with a foreign object like a gun or stick.

UNITED STATES / DEC 26, 2016 1:55 PM EST

in response to: Is impregnating a woman with a turkey baster considered råpe?
Just fu k him up the arse to say thank you. Easy as that. Don't forget to stick your toungue in his ear as you make YOUR love to him.

UNITED KINGDOM / DEC 24, 2016 12:45 PM EST

in response to: I've been spending a lot of time around my gay friend. He's probably one of my closest friends. He's helped me to become more confident in myself, getting me out of my house and even is trying to set me up with one of his girl friends. I've always thought I was straight, but recently I think I've began to develop feelings for him. What would be the best way to deal with this? Should I simply stay quiet or talk to him about it? Any help would be appreciated.
why don't you stick your head in the oven and watch them cook?

UNITED STATES / DEC 20, 2016 6:35 PM EST

in response to: I love roast taters... who's w me? ☺️
Go to the damn 99 cent store and buy a pregnancy stick and pee on it fer crists sake.

CANADA / DEC 17, 2016 3:52 PM EST

in response to: Ok so... i started my sexual life now more than 2 years ago, at 17. I don't take any pills i always did it with condoms. Last monthe and my bf had sex but for 3 times in 3 different days the condom broke after 6 or 7 mins, in all that 3 time i didn't took a plan b pill or anything. My period should come next week but i'm a bit afraid that it might not be here. How much are the chances that i could be pregnant?
my name is john smith you get the balls from your dad walk into his bedroom with a machete and your trousers down open his hairy c-l-i-t- stick two fingers up and then slice his dick up like shushi then tell your mum dad has no d-i-c- then your mum will run away and comit on the london bridge and she will grab her lips between her hips.

/ DEC 16, 2016 5:49 AM EST

in response to: Just where do you get the balls?
You can stick that dann smilie face up your ass.

UNITED STATES / DEC 14, 2016 8:28 PM EST

in response to: Should I walk down University tonight? ☺️
If you stick it up your ass it will hold all calls by default. No there's an update for ya.

UNITED STATES / DEC 13, 2016 6:42 PM EST

in response to: What are some positives about the iPhone 7?
Stick a hot poker up your ass and you will forget about your damn fingers.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2016 9:51 AM EST

in response to: I am so cold that my nails are purple and the skin of my fingers is darker than usual (no racist jokes you trolls). Is this normal?
Hey bro I've been in that situation off all people I understand trust me on this. It's not worth it.yes it will take a while to overcome this but believe me when I say this It's worth it. Sticking it out is the best thing to do.


in response to: I'm about to kill myself. I don't even care anymore.
Ask you daddy nicely to stick to hjs til your mouth is healed and ready for ramming.


in response to: Getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow ... any advice for me ?
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