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Kid, just stick to youtube

NETHERLANDS / AUG 28, 2016 6:33 PM EST

in response to: Why am i still getting hate? (my name is killer keemstar)
Yeah, stick both of your hands in a blender right now.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2016 7:44 AM EST

in response to: My boyfriend finishes very quickly every time we do it, and as soon as he's 'finished' he immediately starts doing something else, whether I've "finished" or not. Even if I just ask him to help me "finish"-- he says he's going to... but really takes his time or sometimes even just falls asleep. Is that normal? Or fair?
Noooooooooo. Stop it right now. You haven't been posting this cancerous garbage for a while now so don't start now. Get a real hobby or something. Ask a real question. Everybody knows that this shlt you spew is fake and only comes from one person. Stick both of your hands in a blender right now.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 11:13 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend finishes very quickly every time we do it, and as soon as he's 'finished' he immediately starts doing something else, whether I've "finished" or not. Even if I just ask him to help me "finish"-- he says he's going to... but really takes his time or sometimes even just falls asleep. Is that normal? Or fair?
Just stick a knife up your throat you stupid motherfuc ker.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2016 11:22 PM EST

in response to: That was the best post of the year. I must go and see how much i can buy everything i need, purely in order to do the same..
Stick a knife up your neck you worthless, stupid, cow.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2016 11:21 PM EST

in response to: Guys, you'll never guess what I'm up to - for a change! Instead of the normal routine in the weekends, I'm just maje, and I hope to be back later! Tootles!!!
Please hand him your number, instead of sticking it to his wheel.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2016 10:14 PM EST

in response to: Okay, so I have a crush on my city bus driver, I see him Monday through Thursday . Would it be tacky if I wrote my # on a sticky note and place it on his steering wheel as I get off? I think there is a good chance he might be into me , I can feel it so much ! Any advice?
Put the sticky note on his dick.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2016 9:22 PM EST

in response to: Okay, so I have a crush on my city bus driver, I see him Monday through Thursday . Would it be tacky if I wrote my # on a sticky note and place it on his steering wheel as I get off? I think there is a good chance he might be into me , I can feel it so much ! Any advice?
4:53 is correct! you win the candlestick!

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 5:04 PM EST

in response to: Did my poop have blood in it today first to answer correctly wins a prize
A beautiful hand-blown twisted glass candlestick

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2016 4:52 PM EST

in response to: Did my poop have blood in it today first to answer correctly wins a prize
She's top heavy.. Huge breasts and gut on teeny little legs... Looks like a stick of cotton candy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2016 1:10 AM EST

in response to: I think we should call soh Fatlady now, as in fl, ok?
I don't know what your parents are like but stick to beer and don't drink liqour. Drink as much beer as you like but if they pressure you to drink vodka etc. tell them to f*ck off.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2016 3:32 PM EST

in response to: I'm about to go off to college but I've never had alcohol before. I want to drink with my friend before I leave so that I know what I'm like when I'm drunk and I'll be prepared in college, but my parents won't let me stay overnight at my friend's house. What should I do?
My back door is always sticky.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2016 9:40 PM EST

in response to: My door is sticky, sorta... I tell meself it's the weather, but now, idk. 😝
Shouldnt the question about hating ones life been jc's first ever sticky. I think so!

UNITED STATES / JUL 30, 2016 7:15 PM EST

in response to: Neither small children nor imbecilic manchildren are welcome here. Think about that before you tell us about how you proudly represent Team Mystic or whatever other cartoon autism you are thinking of oversharing. Got that?
stick it in your mom's mixer

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2016 5:17 PM EST

in response to: im pan sexual I stick my shaft inside everything
Stick it in hot lava.

NETHERLANDS / JUL 28, 2016 4:32 PM EST

in response to: im pan sexual I stick my shaft inside everything
Hate to say this, but it ain't gonna happen. Hillary is still coated in Teflon, meaning nothing sticks. She could be found standing over Obama's dead body, holding a smoking gun, covered in GSR and nothing would happen to her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2016 9:43 AM EST

in response to: Donald J. Trump! He's our next president. Your thoughts?
Get a sticker that says "Backdoor Bandit". That can be your road name.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2016 3:40 PM EST

in response to: im a truck driver and drive all 48 states. i am currently neg but chasing after poz men. im currently seeking out men with high viral loads and med resistant strains. all cock, all loads, and all strains welcomed into my hole. you cwn feel free to look for me on kik: rvosburgh
I call the drumstick

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2016 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Who the hell cares if Tukey has a military takeover?
I can't stick to think about being with a man but I'm just sexually attracted to them, nothing else

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2016 5:38 AM EST

in response to: Hi, I don't know whether I'm just the only person here feeling like this but I needed to ask. I'm a straight guy and am attracted to women but when I see men naked it gets me hard? I have a male friend I'm sexually attracted to, and I want to seduce him but I don't know how? He's straight, can anyone help me here?
I always wrap brown parcel tape on my shaft backwards with the sticky side out and the doghair always sticks to that instead.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2016 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Went to see my bf today. Apparently it's been a while since we had sex. As a tiny 8 year old chick, it's difficult for me to handle 6.5 inches and he was going deep and hard. I said have mercy for the first time after going at it for over an hour. I then proceeded to crawl around. It was so satisfying. As I was sucking him off I noticed there's a lot of dog hair on his shaft, what's an easy way of getting it off?
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