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Go buy the roses. Remove all the flowers. Then go stick the stems up your ass. x💀👿😈😬x

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2017 10:55 AM EST

in response to: I love my girlfriend enormously and I was going to buy her some red roses for Valentines day...until I saw the price of them, that is. They are $50 a dozen! She's only 8 years old so just bought her some Skittles instead and spent the money on a child prostitute who'd just been trafficked to NY from Belize.
Wow... sticking up for soh? What kind of dumb fuсking idiot is 3:29... or is 3:29 actually soh?

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2017 4:15 PM EST

in response to: Hi everyone😜 I am this websites attention whore😁😁 Won't you please pay attention to me?😳😤😫🙄
she wants you to stick your finger in her cornhole

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2017 8:55 AM EST

in response to: Why does my dog always like to physically lean on my while lying down in bed?! 🤔 What does it mean when a wups leans on you?
I would like to see you try and stick it up my fuсking ass.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2017 7:35 PM EST

in response to: Why are all these fuсking bullshіt questions on here?
Stick it in a meat grinder. It would be so awesome if you took pictures while doing that. ^_^

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2017 11:10 AM EST

in response to: I love showing my friends pictures of me and my girlfriend having fun. She's only 10 years old so my сock looks massive in the little bitch's tiny fist :)
Could be that he is just trying to find the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with, so he does the same thing with each woman he dates to see how they'll act and maybe they all failed. So i say just do what you can and show him that you are the woman he should stick with.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2017 5:31 PM EST

in response to: My boyfriend and I are both divorced in our 40s together 7 months. He had three gf since his divorce each about 6 mo before he met me. He treats me the same as he treated them. He introduced them to his family. He brought them to weddings and family vacations. They were very slim and hot. I am not. He treats me great and says he loves me. Did he live them the same? Am I am just the next one in line? Am I just a time filler? I am very insecure and I don't feel special.
Dirty dishes in the sink is just sign that you fed your child. Put together a schedule. Daily. Weekly. Monthly. Tasks that should be done everyday list them: daily. Example: cooking meals at certain times. Weekly: vacuuming, taking tash out to the curb. Monthly: planning your bubget. Stick to a routine. You know when your case workers show up. Start getting things in order two days ahead.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2017 6:23 AM EST

in response to: I am so stressed out by health visitors that i have stomach pains, headache and i puke...what could i do to keep them away or just let them know that they are destroying my health?
If you want a lifetime of health problems stick with them. I wouldn't but maybe you like torture.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2017 3:19 PM EST

in response to: If you finally found the one person you wanted to be with for the rest of you're life and they are just absolutely perfect for you but then they told you that they had herpes simplex 2. Would you still try to make things work?
And don't forget to stick the dip stick up your ass when you finish.

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 9:20 PM EST

in response to: How do you replace the transmission fluid on a 98 Saturn?
pull the dipstick out and turn the car upside down

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 6:40 PM EST

in response to: How do you replace the transmission fluid on a 98 Saturn?
Go to your local pharmacy and get a bottle. Then in the privacy of your own home stick the bottle up your ass. Because no one wants to see your nasty ass.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 3:17 PM EST

in response to: I'm allergic to dairy products, how do I get calcium??
Трамп is doomed to stick to Twitter as this coward is fully aware he won't have to answer difficult questions from critical minds then.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2017 12:59 PM EST

in response to: "We need a real leader, not a creepy tweeter."
Aye, how about I stick my .50 muzzleloader up your ass and turn your guts into pasta? You think you're really tough behind that screen of yours, but I'm telling you right now, that will change real fast, so you understand that?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 7:44 PM EST

in response to: So I heard a very moving song, but cannot remember enough of the lyrics to search it on Google. It is a slow so mg, I would guess considered rock/pop. Some time through the song, the guy says something on the lines of "On my feet, walkin sleep". Its not very much info, but maybe you can help. What's are some songs that you know that sound similar?
If you ever find that song, stick it up your ass so as to not forget it again.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 7:14 PM EST

in response to: So I heard a very moving song, but cannot remember enough of the lyrics to search it on Google. It is a slow so mg, I would guess considered rock/pop. Some time through the song, the guy says something on the lines of "On my feet, walkin sleep". Its not very much info, but maybe you can help. What's are some songs that you know that sound similar?
I can stick a banana up my ass and whistle Dixie.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Some dumb fuсking, kool-aide drinking NRA faggot responded to "You have to be a total idiot to buy into this statement "If guns kill people, then why aren't there any guns in jail? ""with " Because people kill people, the gun is the instrument and on its on, it's far from deadly, but with a person to pull the trigger, it is a tool of murder." How stupid do you have to be?? People like Dylann Roof never should have been allowed to buy a gun. If he hadn't 9 people would still be alive.
8:32 Thank you! You have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that!! I was trying my best to stick up for people who actually have real problems.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 9:47 PM EST

in response to: Well now, Wasn't all that just special?
Stick your hand down your pants and find out.

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 9:24 PM EST

in response to: I dont know if im a man or a woman today. Help.
No one knows who I am... I'm just sticking up for the people who have real problems and not just stupid "sex" problems

UNITED STATES / JAN 10, 2017 7:12 PM EST

in response to: Arrogant, rude people on this website: Go f*** yourselves
Real quick like stick my dick in her mouth what else?

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2017 10:33 AM EST

in response to: What would you do if went on a first date and he/she pulled their false teeth out?
Lol, stick yer thumb in yer ass and tell someone who cares, don't tell me!! ☺️

UNITED STATES / JAN 4, 2017 6:58 PM EST

in response to: What the HELL are you thinking? You answer questions as if you even have a fùcking chance! Ha! You have no chance. Zero, zip, zilch... I'd never sleep w any of you moos, shake any ideas that I frequent this farm w thoughts of a future of you an me.. gross. 😝🖕🏼
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