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I don't COME *here* SEEKING *attention*. Asshole, I come here for fun. To unwind... Not to be called an attention whore... or a slut... or incapable in BED!! Fukking MORON. Dude, get the stick out of yer ass and fukking relax. If you can't talk like a normal person, shut the fukk up.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: do attention whores get wet when you pay attention to them?
I never said that it wasn't. Re-read it again,Neth. And then go stick your dick in your dike. I heard it's leaking.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 3:58 PM EST

in response to: If Africa is the most genetically diverse continent, and diversity is a strength, shouldn't Africa be doing really well?
No, but I stick to it and once I learn something I am pretty good at it.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2014 7:30 PM EST

in response to: Are you a fast learner?
You are stealing from an Oriental religion. Stick to pedo baptist preachers, racist.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2014 8:38 AM EST

in response to: STFU. You have the nerve to call me a racist? WTF are you? Ignorant white trash. I bet your mother loved her some real "colured" dick. How do u feel knowing the vagína you came from had some non-white dick in it? Ignorant bitch, anonymous coward, but yet talking all that shít. Punk ass bitch. Go fuсk your mom, I know how you KKK do it. Keep it in the Fam.
Did that many times. It didn't help. Still no beef stick for me. :-/

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:38 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
Happiness is fuzzy socks and a good chapstick.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:07 PM EST

in response to: what does happiness mean?
The OP is a dumb fućkstick.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 1:54 PM EST

in response to: Lyndon Johnson had more swag points than John F Kennedy. Not only would he flash his dick out at very appropriate times, but when he went down on some broads, he would say "This is your Presiddnt now!". How #YOLOSWAG was that?
holds 1/2 stick? stupid

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 10:47 PM EST

in response to: Look what I found at Anthro today!! :) A lil butter dish, and 2 lil ceramic egg holders, half dozen... :) Omg, theyre so small and delicate looking, yet sturdy, I love them! I bought two egg things cause I'm planning on gifting one. :) The butter dish will hold half a stick of USDA butter or 1 stick Plugra. :) I really wanted their mini ceramic colender in blue motif, but they were sold out... As were the whale tail measuring cups I have my eye on. :)
Stick an Adderall up your ass and you will be plenty motivated.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2014 5:54 PM EST

in response to: Where can I find some motivation?
Lookie, Paw-- that kid has a store-boughten stick! What an eletist borgioise snob!

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 7:57 PM EST

in response to: Every year at the school picnic all the other kids had fancy boughten wiener roasting sticks with handles, but I would bring a nice willow stick my dad sharpened for me. Sometimes he would find a double pronged stick or carve designs into the bark. The wieners didn't stay on as well as the boughten sticks, but after we were done eating we could play cavemen and throw my stick like a spear.
I make birdhouses, rainsticks, and musical instruments. Have a booth at the farmer's market on Saturdays.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 4:05 PM EST

in response to: Other than the usual stuff, eating, etc. What is something that you do often?
Yes. I have to keep beating them off with a stick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2014 5:12 PM EST

in response to: Are you beautiful, desirable and attractive to the opposite sex?
Hey kid? Despite what the guys at school told you, don't stick your wang in mom's vacuum cleaner. They were just being mean.

UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2014 7:17 PM EST

in response to: Why is masтurbation so fuсking painful? Am I doing something wrong here?
They should make them pay for 1st class and stick them up front in the large seats.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2014 10:34 AM EST

in response to: Do you think obese people should be charged for two seats while on an airplane?
I prefer to just stick to the old fashioned sex with another person. Don't care to watch and don't care to have someone watch me.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Do you enjoy watching other people have sex?
You think they smell only because you confuse pussy with anus. Stick to your boyfriend if you are going to do that.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 6:10 PM EST

in response to: Do you have to hunt for your woman's pussy simply because she is so damn fat?
I stick it in her mouth.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 5:59 PM EST

in response to: Do you have to hunt for your woman's pussy simply because she is so damn fat?
Duct tape won't stick to mustard sauce.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 5:32 PM EST

in response to: If I apply mustard sauce to duct tape and stick it to the bottom of my feet will it remove the toxins from my body?
Stick the carrot up your butt instead.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 4:31 PM EST

in response to: My vag*nal fluid is not white as it used to... It is more yellow/green What does this mean? I havent had my period yet as i am only thirteen... Please help
Get a sharp pin and stick it in the fat arsed goggus.

UNITED KINGDOM / JUL 22, 2014 12:41 PM EST

in response to: What's a good and effective diet for a morbidly obese man and his equally obese wife to go on? We've tried almost everything and nothing seems to work.
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