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I am quite short and many people mistaken me for a child. Dressing like a child and scare people when I say "trick-or-treat" with a deep voice would be fun. Or purposely wear overly large formal outfit and tell them I am from the future. Or dressed in all black asking people questions and then hide behind someone.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 7:57 AM EST

in response to: If you could dress up as anything, what would you best Halloween costume be?
I'm not mad either. That takes up too much wasted time. Sliders sounds good. If you can get them fresh, OMG! they are so yummy! 😸

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2017 5:35 PM EST

in response to: Why so mad?
Well i suppose the first thing to bring up would be she probably doesn't feel the same way about you and even if it's a nonsexual thing it's still your sister you just shouldn't feel anything romantic towards them i think you should probably find a girl to take your mind off these thoughts because in the long haul it won't be good for you mentally.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2017 4:55 AM EST

in response to: I would hope to have legit answers without judgement as I would do the same so here goes. I believe I love my sister, like really love her. Not sexually, but like a happily ever after love. We just have such an awesome connection and no other girl crosses my mind. Obviously this is lawed as wrong but we don't all believe the same things. Please be considerate
I don't know how to do it but I know a guy with very thick hair and it is very long, much below his shoulders and he often does it in a *man bun*. Looks neat and out of the way. It takes him about 20 seconds to do it but I can't tell you how he does it.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 4:50 PM EST

in response to: Is it wierd for a boy to wear their hair in a ponytail. i have long hair and it keeps getting in my face
Good question, take it up with President Trump.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2017 1:06 AM EST

in response to: why is it illegal to marry my cat I love her so much
She can spell when she wants to but she still can't discern a Q from a G. Quess is one of her favorite mistakes.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2017 9:19 PM EST

in response to: soh, you're a degusting piece of shìt!
Real men take it up the ass at least twice a week.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2017 3:26 PM EST

in response to: Why does LGBTQ community support Islam even though real muslims kill gays?
'Give him a chance'. Translation: I completely agree he sounds like an incoherent, rambling idiot but I'm a fool who fell for his babblings and voted for him, and I can't admit that I made a stupid mistake, so let's just hope that things turn out to be less bad than expected.

NETHERLANDS / JAN 20, 2017 2:42 PM EST

I will take that as a "Yes"

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2017 8:21 PM EST

in response to: Is it true sohs first sexual encounter was with the family pet?
Don't always agree with Fox but at least they don't like and make up stories. If they make a mistake then they apologize for it.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2017 2:05 PM EST

in response to: 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣 Fox News has tripled CNN and MSNBC in viewers since Trump won election, beating both combined a.k.a. liberal media is dying LMAO! 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
yes although it will take time because of the mess it is in now.

UNITED STATES / JAN 17, 2017 9:47 AM EST

in response to: 🕧 lol Iol loI IoI loI only 3 days until we make AMERICA 💯 GREAT 💯 AGAIN! 🕧 👌 👌 👌
Tell them you want to look girly and that you will take care of it. and brush it every day and that you are responsible and mature

/ JAN 16, 2017 6:01 PM EST

in response to: How can i convince my parents to let me grow my hair long.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. Taking God's name in vain isn't going to help your situation. Neither is chasing after someone who has clearly stated that they have no love interest in you.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 11:05 PM EST

in response to: Goddammit...I like a guy I have no chance with. He lives 1000 miles away and I'm his online counselor, helping him get another girl who actually lives near him -_- Why did I have to do this to myself? Why is my life so cliche?
Take your special kind of stupid and go back to Facebook.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 8:12 PM EST

in response to: When losing an argument about self defense change the subject to hunting. That will show them you're the smart one... Like a said... a special kind of stupid
Stop with the bear. The bear is not part of the debate. And believe it or not, dumbass, I never said take all the guns away. I just want you to admit that guns do kill people. That's why you want one and not a banana.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 7:34 PM EST

in response to: NRA faggots are a special kind of stupid. They really are. Aren't they?
In Dixie land I'll take my stand.

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 5:23 PM EST

in response to: This just in; NRA faggots like bananas shoved up their asses while they whistle Dixie. Is anyone surprised?
okay, so an early sign of pregnancy is "spotting" check that out, do research but to be safe take a pregnancy test or go and see a doctor

UNITED STATES / JAN 15, 2017 8:36 AM EST

in response to: So I had sex with this guy 24 days ago and 2 days ago I bled and I thought it was my period but it was my period is 8 days late and I am scared that I Am pregnant I'm getting cramps and I have no idea what to do can someone help me
Take Your pick

CANADA / JAN 14, 2017 8:34 PM EST

in response to: As long as that pervert remains on this site, I can no longer do so. Hardly a loss, I know, but I refuse to share the same site as that sicko.
It is possible to be more unfavorable. The particular thing I have taken notice of is the amount of currency for which gasoline is purchased and corporation item. However I hypothesize that is obliged or bound to result in something . . .

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 11:24 AM EST

in response to: Is almost everything A-OK in the good ol' U.S.A.?
Take it out of her college fund. Harvard's overrated. The community college branch in an office building 20 minutes from home is just as good. Oh, and if you drive her to her classes and pick her up, she can save on a car!

UNITED STATES / JAN 14, 2017 10:57 AM EST

in response to: We grounded our daughter from her prom for something we later found out she didn't even do. It's been 6 months but she's still a little regretful about missing her prom. Her birthday's in October and she's indicated that she would really appreciate a prom-themed birthday party for herself and a few friends. We want to do this for her but it sounds expensive. How can we do it without totally breaking the bank?
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