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I'll screw about anything reasonable but someone to take home to mom can't be vulgar nor vain. I like an attractive girl but the personality means a lot more than looks.

SWITZERLAND / JUL 21, 2017 9:32 PM EST

in response to: Guys only: What do guys find attractive about girls personalities?
Hey 12:16...take your TDS and stick it up your liberal snowflake ass. You homos like being stuffed up the bung hole.

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2017 1:10 PM EST

in response to: I'm taking my 600lb wife to the beach tomorrow. She got her MAGA swimsuit yesterday and it's time to try it out. I'll be taking some pics and posting them to her website. Anyone want to take a look?
Here's a suggestion. Go to the kitchen and get a knife. Once you get that knife, take it to your wife and tell her it's the only way she'll be happy and she'll be in a better place. Then take out the peanut butter, jelly, and bread and tell her to eat with you all the while you had slipped a pill that will get her excited. Then just have sex with her. You'll thank me later.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 2:51 PM EST

in response to: The dumbass Russian bitch I hired as a personal assistant for my 600lb wife last week just gave her notice. She wants to be a pole dancer because there is more money in it. I said good luck because you're uglier than a mud fence. Back to square one. Any suggestions?
Spend your time with her, love her and make her feel safe. When the end is close (you will know) take her to you vet and end her suffering. It's a gift that we can give our pets at the end of their lives that we cannot do for our human loved ones.

UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2017 11:18 AM EST

in response to: My dog is having heart failure and i'm afraid she will pass soon. Are there any tips on how to handle this, and when she does pass, how can I deal with it?
Please don't do this to me :( I'm the real person you're trying to leave :( Please... My heart can't... Take it anymore :'(

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 1:38 AM EST

in response to: You don't know how much I like you. You know your one in a million I do too. But your taken and if I can't be with you I think it's best we just don't see each other. It's to hard on me to ignore or be your friend. I was almost over you. Maybe one day you'll want me back.
You wish you had me even half the time I'd take to get ur half man lil peni$ off, sad sack... But seriously, I don't care to insult u tonight.. you bore me..

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 12:12 PM EST

in response to: Trust me, I know... lmao
Alright, don't trust me on this because I've never been in a relationship but I think you should try to get your mother to sit down with you and have a discussion about this. Ask her why she doesn't approve of your relationship but in more depth and ask her how you can prove her wrong or something. Maybe take a weekend to do things on your own with your friends and yourself without your boyfriend. That might make your mother reconsider. But idk tho kthxbye

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 11:46 PM EST

in response to: I've been with my boyfriend for nearly six years - and while my father is cool with him, my mother seems to hate him and won't stop giving him the stink eye. She thinks he is controlling me and that I can't think for myself and that a lot choices I've made recently have been because of him and not my own free will. What's the best way to make her see that the choices are mine in the end and that he is only offering advice?
Alright, don't trust me on this because I've never been in a relationship but I think you should try to get your mother to sit down with you and have a discussion about this. Ask her why she doesn't approve of your relationship but in more depth and ask her how you can prove her wrong or something. Maybe take a weekend to do things on your own with your friends and yourself without your boyfriend. That might make your mother reconsider. But idk tho kthxbye

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 11:45 PM EST

in response to: I've been with my boyfriend for nearly six years - and while my father is cool with him, my mother seems to hate him and won't stop giving him the stink eye. She thinks he is controlling me and that I can't think for myself and that a lot choices I've made recently have been because of him and not my own free will. What's the best way to make her see that the choices are mine in the end and that he is only offering advice?
My wife has a "Bottom Buddy" from amplestuff.com, same principle and it works very well. Her typical dumps may take a bit more than six passes though.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 5:27 PM EST

in response to: When I leave the house, I pack a bag with 10-15 homemade wipes and a tablespoon. After a shìt away from home I wrap a wipe around the scoop of the spoon, reach back and wedge my hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows complete scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter shìt, from cheek to cheek. A typical shìt takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shìtstink is emanating from you.
By spectacular do you mean being cut out of your house and taken to the cemetery a flatbed truck? Because that's what's going to happen to that fat blob.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 7:53 AM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife has decide to try and become the heaviest woman in the world. Other women have tried recently and failed miserably. But I think my wife can pull it off in a spectacular way. I guess my question is, would you join a pay website to watch her process?
Takehomeasack.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 8:02 PM EST

in response to: Ugh. Ugh. Squattopee has spoken.
Moral of story: If you take it up the ass......you get it up the ass. Gays are a self limiting disease if no one would interfere with medications. Same for heteros that take it up the pooper. That area is made for shltting people is that to hard to understand.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 12:45 PM EST

in response to: To thank us for saving them from AIDS with cripplingly expensive medication, gays have now created untreatable super-gonorrhoea.
Go break some windows and take a dump in the street, you libertard snowflake. What will you be offended by tomorrow?

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 8:18 PM EST

in response to: I told you Trump would try to take away freedom of speech and now he's being sued.
Somebody told you that Europeans don't take showers and you blindly believe them. I suppose you were one of those many tards in the US who voted the Orange Idiot into office?

NETHERLANDS / JUL 10, 2017 3:34 PM EST

in response to: Why are Europeans so smug and arrogant? It's as if they find it satisfying is to live and support the most self entitled and parasitic welfare society in the world. The only true advantage of being European is that you don't need to shower much
You can call your mother anything you want. It's called freedom of speech. Enjoy it before Trump takes it away.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 9:18 AM EST

in response to: IS IT RACIST TO CALL ASIANS "NlGGER CUNTS"?
Take a flying fuk on a rolling doughnut.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 10:10 PM EST

in response to: Tell me exactly what to do.
How is your big fat wife going to learn a new language when she can't even learn to govern her food intake?

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 12:01 PM EST

in response to: So it looks like I have hired a nanny for our children and personal assistant for my ssbbw wife. Unfortunately the personal assistant does speak very good English. Does anyone have any experience with a good Spanish language course online that my wife can take?
It will take the site to close.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2017 4:47 PM EST

in response to: How many questions will I write until I finally leave this site ?
The best thing to do, like someone said below, is not to get wound up about it. Just don't get involved with her no matter what, and when it's time for her to take responsibility for her own life, you'll only be a few years away from the same spot, and hopefully someone will realize either that she's really irresponsible or that you're really successful. Either way, just let her try and bring you down but don't respond in a way that will give her a reason to tell on you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2017 7:46 PM EST

in response to: What should I do- My 15 almost 16 year old sister throws temper tantrums, sticks her tongue out at everyone, stomps her feet, and calls our father whenever we call her out. I am currently 13 and she drives me crazy, me and my grandmother must wake her up in the morning and then she throws a tantrum at us. Our dad completely disregards what she is doing and showers her in praise and buys things for her although all she does is lay around and stuff her face
Take a pill.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2017 10:36 AM EST

in response to: Omg... So nervous right now...
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