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I just put the sod on why would I take it off?

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 6:37 PM EST

in response to: Tоday is great. Tractor parade day right past my home and about 50 old tractors just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was old riding lawn mowers and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along. Now FUСK OFF!
take your photoshopped nose and get out of here

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 5:42 PM EST

in response to: Who was the last person you spoke to?
Wish someone would take me on a picnic.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 4:29 PM EST

in response to: Do you enjoy a good picnic?
Good. I loved going to school and still take a class once in awhile at a nearby junior college.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Can you believe school is back in session 3 weeks from now?
It doesn't take a genius statistician to realize that, out of the tens of thousands of complaints about bad kid behavior in public, it would be IMPOSSIBLE for even half of them to be from childfree people as you are a small minority! The majority of your topics criticized as "kid hating" are actually our hating of bad behavior and anger against the parents. Speaking for myself and the vast majority of people who are childless BY CHOICE, I state the following: Copy and paste much?

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 1:57 PM EST

in response to: I DO NOT OWE ANY PARENT MY LOVE/INTEREST/AFFECTION FOR THEIR KID(S). Want to have them without thinking and for the stupidest reasons? Go right ahead. Just don't drag me into it or try to forcibly convince me to join your "exclusive elite common shiτ club". Want to kill/neglect/abuse them because you realize they're not dolls but actual human beings? I do not have sympathy or mercy for you. Kill yourself and see if I give a fuсk. That is all.
I'm willing to take a turn. Soh loves her FM.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 7:52 PM EST

in response to: Hello, My name is Aaron Duran and I will be your fatman for the evening.
I haven't but I did watch my grandmother do it when I was young. It didn't take much to k1ll the chickens.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 12:00 PM EST

in response to: Ever strangle a chicken?
Apparently you are brainwashed, ignorant, tasteless or disillusioned. Take your pick.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 9:41 AM EST

in response to: Why the hell would Jonathan Harris list this site as an accomplishment? The guy is a bigger asshole than you dysfunctional trolls.
It either takes her two years to read a book or she wants you to think she can read books with big words.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 8:13 PM EST

in response to: I shall go about my book now...
We will give you our duodenums. WE WILL! TAKE OUR MONEY!!!

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 8:02 PM EST

in response to: Poke... poke!!
I'll take c) YOUR MUMMY WITH CAT SHlT STUFFED UP HER CUNT

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 5:02 PM EST

in response to: What would you do, (a)marry the most beautiful woman in the world and have your arms and legs pulled off your body and your face smashed in, or (b) have a million dollars and marry the ugliest fattest horse with hairy pus moles all over her body and a face like an ogre with bust teeth?
1st choice. because I assume your mother is already taken making the 2nd choice moot.

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2014 3:25 PM EST

in response to: What would you do, (a)marry the most beautiful woman in the world and have your arms and legs pulled off your body and your face smashed in, or (b) have a million dollars and marry the ugliest fattest horse with hairy pus moles all over her body and a face like an ogre with bust teeth?
Lust comes quickly. Love takes time to grow.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 2:19 AM EST

in response to: Can you feel something like love for someone quickly or does it have to build up over time?
I take a Benadryl and go right to sleep.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 11:36 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
yes. i think too much and it takes forever to fall asleep.

/ JUL 20, 2014 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Do you have trouble falling asleep?
No way, it takes time. And I've never understood those weirdos who say "I love you" after 3 dates. Cuckoo!

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Can you feel something like love for someone quickly or does it have to build up over time?
Take notes. i may ask for a full report.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 7:24 PM EST

in response to: I hope you had a nice day... :)
A piston engined bog machine is used on Obama's back. The machine is strapped to his back to clean out his sh!t. There is a lot of carbon monoxide produced, so he wears a mask. It is taken off before each public address. You may see the machine behind the stand at such events with large crowds of people.

/ JUL 20, 2014 6:31 PM EST

in response to: The Crāpulator(R) is attached to Obama's back by his aides every morning. It is powered by a 10 h.p. piston engine and makes quite a loud noise, but no louder than a scooter engine at traffic lights. It has a number of gears and switches for high density crāp emissions or low. It is an expensive kit with a carbon monoxide mask for the 'rider'. Why should the taxpayer bail out Obama's anāl adventures?
Just ran the 3 Phase Converter for the first time. Had to take a new 40 amp feed off the panel and put in a new sub-panel. The little sucker spun right up. Now I still have to connect the mighty Buffalo 22 (google it).

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 5:35 PM EST

in response to: How many achievements will you accomplish today ?
A piston engined bog machine on Obama's back. The machine is strapped to his back to clean out his sh!t. There is a lot of carbon monoxide produced, so he wears a mask. It is taken off before each public address. You may see the machine behind the stand at such events with large crowds of people.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 4:42 PM EST

in response to: What is your favorite type of motor vehicle?
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