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Why? I really do take great care of her. When we first got together we could only have anál sex and after we finished I always gently wiped away all the poop on her bum and out labia. Before we started having vagínal sex, I taught her how to masturbáte using a comb so that she was sufficiently loosened up so that I didn't hurt her too much.

UNITED STATES / OCT 28, 2016 11:48 AM EST

in response to: Just because some people express their love for children in ways that society considers unorthodox doesn't mean they deserve to be shamed and vilified. It's the 21st century and high time we learned to be tolerant of each others sexual preferences. I'm proud to be a pedophile and I've taken great care of my 9 year old girlfriend ever since her father sold her to me.
Whoever takes over his estate like a sibling, spouse, child etc etc or if they sell the property to someone else then whoever buys the property is the new landlord.

UNITED STATES / OCT 27, 2016 7:13 PM EST

in response to: if my landlord die who I pay my rent to
I do, First you cut a hole in the ice then you put peas around it and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2016 7:07 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone know how to catch a polar bear?
Only way to make this up to her is do something really really special for her. Show her how awesome it is to get eaten out by another girl, and take your time and do it right.

UNITED STATES / OCT 25, 2016 1:27 PM EST

in response to: I accidentally left my sister to wait for me at university for MORE THAN AN HOUR IN THE COLD because I FORGOT we were HEADING HOME TOGETHER because we usually don't wait for each other. My phone was SILENT so I didn't check my phone and our text. I feel bad and I don't know how to apologize. I said sorry and I cried alone as soon as I remembered. Will she ever forgive me? I'm such a bad sister.
Yes, if I could take my camera

UNITED STATES / OCT 24, 2016 2:46 PM EST

in response to: Would you ever go to a nude beach? Why or why not?
Don't mistaken anyone's kindness, as them liking you. He doesn't like you. Don't overthink the situation.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2016 6:58 PM EST

in response to: I see him about three times a day. She knows about me and my friend. But when she says hi to my friend its just a normal hi, but when I come after she says Hi, and shakes her hands also. Does this mean that I am something more for her? Does he like me?. I have tried: Nothing. I think it was caused by: Nothing I just want to know if she likes me
That guy knows that but I'll take a 'foreigner' rather than Hillary.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2016 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Is Milo Yiannopolous eligible to run for President of the United States?
I'd still take him over Hillary, he could learn on the job because she has been in politics for many years and the only thing she has learned is how to make money.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2016 3:52 PM EST

in response to: Is Milo Yiannopolous eligible to run for President of the United States?
Never! As long as you can afford reschooling (time and moneywise), then you can change if you're not happy with what you're doing. You have to consider the ups and downs, if you have been in a career for a while, you are doing well, are well-established that may be better than starting anew. It all depends on the careers and on the way you feel about your current career and you need to take into account other context.

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2016 9:24 AM EST

in response to: Is it never to late to change careers?
Youre around the 600m mark but a drug-taking kenyan called mudiwa has just overtaken you.

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2016 7:52 PM EST

in response to: My transgendered stepparents are raging alcoholics, harassing my xenomorphic pet girlfriend, who's into rough telephone sex with my 8-year-old bisexual niece. I'm a 21-year-old asexual glue-sniffer, crippled by low self-esteem. I'm a financial mess, as I can't pay the medical bills I have to pay for a botched-up eye treatment plus failed nose jobs, leaving me with three festering hole in my face. I surely win the fake problems post contest, right?
Or maybe a cogent answer would take more than the allowed space.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 3:31 PM EST

in response to: I'll ask a question.. what are your thoughts on relationships? Marriage?
Take your leave.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 12:13 PM EST

in response to: Boink! Boinkzzz! Boinkers and moos ... I do believe in spooks I do I do I do! I do believe in spooks, i do I do I do.
In that case, I shall take my leave!

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 12:12 PM EST

in response to: Anywhooo, just dropping by to make certain this place is a crap nest and yup, it still sure is!! 😝
Take it outside and let it run around once a day? Sheesh! Apparently college requirements have been reduced since I attended one.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2016 9:17 AM EST

in response to: I am a college student in a small dorm with my cat. I love him, but he's restless due to no good form of exercise. What should I do?
It's inevitable that he's going to freak out. Be sure to talk in a calm tone, try to make him feel as comfortable as possible. Also, try to make him laugh. Avoid doing anything that might make him feel as if he's unwanted or annoying. He may take it the wrong way.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 7:24 PM EST

in response to: One day a guy's (Micheal) good friends came over to me and told that Micheal had a crush on me. Micheal immediately denied it, and it helped me realize that I liked him back. The next week his same friend told me that Micheal does like me, and this time Micheal just blushed and didn't deny it. The only problem is he's extremely shy, and doesn't talk much in public. My question is how do I get closer to Micheal without him getting too shy and freaking out?
Revenge is not the route to take. Two wrongs do not make a right. Have respect for yourself and take the mature route. Their wrongs will catch up to them eventually.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2016 6:01 PM EST

in response to: My husband had a drunken one night stand with a woman who knew he was married with babies. She is all over the Christian community in our town. For years she has bounced from church to church telling her story of hardship seeking pity ($$) from the congregation. I found a video of her on her most recent church's FB page telling everyone how close to Jesus she is. Should I anonymously post below that video that she is a fraud who seeks "support" from other women's husbands?
Fun Fact: This is an actual thing called dating violence and it can lead to really really serious issues. If you're having a difficult time dealing with the situation yourself tell one of your professors or a councilor. Take proper persuasions too. If you look up 'dating violence' you can probably find some suggestions.

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2016 10:10 PM EST

in response to: My ex boyfriend is bullying me? He keeps being rude and spoilting things I only told him and was in privacy. I have to see him every day at college and it hurts. How do I fix the situation?
personally i felt the same way a lot in middle school. It got so bad i almost considered killing myself. Sometimes it just takes a little searching. I remember feeling the same way until i found something that i was really good at and surrounded myself with people that loved me for me. (that was the flute if you were wondering). Also always remember that things get better. It might not seem like it but they do. I promise. Hold on to what you got. "Those who stand firm win their souls"

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2016 10:06 PM EST

in response to: I have always felt different than everybody else like I don't fit in or like im not supposed to be in this world is this a normal thing other people go through or is there something wrong with me
Why would I take a shower with blood?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2016 11:56 PM EST

in response to: My balls are itchy.
Take the leap.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2016 3:53 PM EST

in response to: I'm not even 18 years old and don't want to live anymore what do I do. My family treats me like trash and I'm on the brink of suicide.
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