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Good grief... the only way you'd ever be considered sexy in *my* eyes, is if I take *my* glasses off!

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 7:38 PM EST

in response to: I want to pursue a career in being sexy, but my Certified Sexiness Coach® said that I'd have to ditch my glasses. I can I do what I love, but still have good enough vision to do it?
Dude as a dedicated hogger, take my advice. Only do the cute fat ones, the ugly fat ones make you run screaming in the morning.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 2:08 PM EST

in response to: Who plans on going "hogging" this weekend? Raise your hand.
I always take a shower after sex.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 11:30 AM EST

in response to: Ugh, I need a shower. Im sooo gross.
I'll take one of each.

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 6:11 PM EST

in response to: crazy cat lady or crazy old man?
Men are so fickle. Don't take it personally. You have to date 99 assholes to find a good one. Seriously.

/ FEB 24, 2015 11:35 PM EST

in response to: I knew he would not respond.... There is nothing to say.
You're mistaken.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 5:58 AM EST

in response to: Why does everyone love George Bush?
Do you think anybody takes this rubbish site serious?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 10:39 PM EST

in response to: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE
No it wasn't. It was alien ants. Those little bastards want to take over the world.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 3:28 PM EST

in response to: Jews did 9/11 🔯✈️🌆🔯 Why can't anyone fuсking understand that?!?
Do you still take it up the ass?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 1:49 PM EST

in response to: Jews did 9/11 🔯✈️🌆🔯 Why can't anyone fuсking understand that?!?
I like some of their earlier songs. However this newest one makes think they are glorifying pill poping. (Take one of these and two of those.)

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 4:28 AM EST

in response to: I don't mind Nickelback.
Shouldn't you Europeans be embarrassed by how much of a dick your ancestors were to the rest of the world? Why do you think all the Muslims are trying to take over Europe? After taking over the whole rest of the world, it's only fair that you Eurotrash get what you deserve.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:07 PM EST

in response to: Shouldn't Mexicans be embarrassed by their Indian, Spanish, West African, Melanesian, North African Arab, Gypsy, and Sephardic Jew hodgepodge mixture? I mean, holy crap what a pile of human excrement!!!
Take a cold shower.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 11:23 AM EST

in response to: Anyone up for some yodeling? :D
Try taking one zinc tablet after meals. It helps to stop the viruses from reproducing. Take vitamin C. Gargle With warm salt water followed by all natural 100% pure honey + lemon juice to soothe your throat. Drink plenty of water. Get plenty of rest.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 6:20 AM EST

in response to: Ugh, I'm really sick. I think I have the flu. Feel like poo... help?
Ibuprofen is a pain killer and will lower a person's temperature. I used to take four 800 mg a day for pain.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Alright, sooo, this Tylenol Cold, Multi-Symptom daytime liquid is BULL$HIT... It's not working, and I do not recommend. I feel feverish and achy. I'll go straight to bed. :)
To space, heaven. Whereever my soul feels the need to take me

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2015 8:52 PM EST

in response to: Where do you drift to ?
I'm Spamtaro btw :) What can I say, finished college, got a job at a marketing company, planning on marring my girlfriend although money is thigh so that will take some time, hopefully in the next few years. what about you people? I see regulars like Isreal and CK and Vince, I mean, you really have been in this website all this time? like actively posting? damn that's some extreme dedication lol

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: NlGGER Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot. Stupid fuсking idiot.
I can count to 21 if I take off my pants.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 8:59 PM EST

in response to: I can count to 4
And I could be pissed off at lot of people for the things they did to me, too. However, I chose not to and my life is so much better for it. Karma takes care of it for me. ;)

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 4:10 AM EST

in response to: Does anyone know why the Seattle library has a "sister's ćunt stuffed with cat šhit chamber" in it?
Take better aim next time.

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2015 12:09 PM EST

in response to: I miss you... but keep it to meself!@
Doesn't take much to excite you does it?

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2015 8:38 PM EST

in response to: I can smell the garlic roasting... I'm sooo excited! :)
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