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UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:02 AM EST

in response to: Care to boink with me?
#notallmuslims #itonlytakesone

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 9:01 AM EST

in response to: I got blazed and watched Click in theatre and I thought it was pretty f├╣cked.
Do you have any verifiable evidence to prove this ludicrous claim, or are we merely to take you at your opinion? If anything, you turned out how you are DESPITE being spanked, not because of it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 1:49 AM EST

in response to: thank mom and dad for spanking me because if y'all never spank me I will be in jail today or even dead for drugs and treating cops
Obese pigs make bad employees...studies show that they are lazy and take more than the average amount of sick time and time off in general. They also cost more to insure than thin people. They are visually unappealing as well. I won't hire a fatty if I have a choice.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 5:16 PM EST

in response to: Can a company fire you for being morbidly obese?
you are way too young for a relationship. But if the relationship would work, just please take your time while you are young.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 9:20 AM EST

in response to: My girlfriend and I have been dating for about three months now. We've gotten to a point where we will go out, have an amazing date and have sex hours but, when we are apart we can barely keep up a texting conversation. She's only 8 years old, so I know it's hard for her to chat by texting. Do you have any conversation tips for texting an 8 year old girl?
Yeah, he will take care of it. By making it even worse. Oh well, idiots voting another idiot into office and there's nothing you can do abou it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 5:10 AM EST

in response to: The doomsday clock is now two and a half minutes from midnight because of Donald Trump.
Should I take them off first?

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 11:28 PM EST

in response to: How do I get wine stains out of my underwear?
Quit worrying he will take care of it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 9:43 PM EST

in response to: The doomsday clock is now two and a half minutes from midnight because of Donald Trump.
Only twinks like you take it up the ass.

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2017 9:25 PM EST

in response to: Why is it you love dick in your ass so much?
Gracious! There's no greasy residue w this neutrogena light oil stuff.. no greasy feel, unlike Johnson and johnsons babyvoul grl... that babyvoul gel take FOREVER to absorb. This feels super light and clean.. go get some!

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 10:49 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, am so dirty. I need a shower. I'll brush, floss, shower, and Veet it up! I love Veet. I do! Then whilst I'm still damp, outta the shower, I'll use the Neutrogena body oil, light sesame formula, fragrance free, I don't like perfumed oils or lotions. One the bottle, it suggests you use over shower damp skin then let ur body air dry, or pat dry w towel..
It takes just eight minutes for the sun's light to reach us. :)

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
Because space is vast and even at the speed of light, it takes many years to travel long distances.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 12:49 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
It doesn't. It escapes immediately but takes years to travel through space.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 11:53 AM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
If you drink the baby batter after you cum each time, the effect will go away. Trust me, I tried this. It usually takes a couple times for it to fully go away. To make it go away faster, store it in a container, (I use a mason jar) let it sit for a few days, and then add vinegar, egg yolk, salt, and spoiled milk. Then stir it and enjoy!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
Maybe I'll marry here and take her off your hands. What's her bra size and can you send me some pics.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:19 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to get my parents to disown my sister. She's morbidly obese, unemployed, and lazy as hell. She has had two mixed breed children that child services has placed in foster care and she is currently dating some uneducated, unemployed black guy. Do you think I'm over reacting?
Why don't you marry her and take care of your dearly loved sister.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 5:17 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to get my parents to disown my sister. She's morbidly obese, unemployed, and lazy as hell. She has had two mixed breed children that child services has placed in foster care and she is currently dating some uneducated, unemployed black guy. Do you think I'm over reacting?
I sooooo don't care. I will just bent you over the desk and take you up the ass cos I can

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 3:29 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, I love you. I really do. Not!!
Personally I'd say posion, he seems like a fluffy guy so he probably eats quite a bit and it could ve slipped in his food (this is meant to be taken as a joke please don't arrest, kill or take me seriously )

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 2:28 AM EST

in response to: What would be a suitable death for this idiot commonly called President Trump?
Find something else to fill the time they used to take up in your life. Read a book, binge watch a series, find a new YouTube channel, walk around your neighborhood. What ever makes sense to you, just fill the space and life will start to move on.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 3:35 AM EST

in response to: How can I get closure from being ghosted by a friend I had great conversation with?
I have No problems at all. I shove a tampon right in and then even if it were to leak even though it never has, I feel 0 embarssment I would probabaly laugh and take a picture of how dumb I am. The problem with periods is just that they make you bloated and cranky, and they are always at inconvenient times, like when u go on vacation or when it's state championships or any important day ect.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 11:56 PM EST

in response to: Curious guy with a sincere question for the ladies about periods; how often do you have 'leakage' incidents, and what degree of embarrassment or anxiety does this generally cause you? Thanks
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