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I have had my truck 14 years and the only time I honk the horn is when I take a driving test and they check the lights, horn etc.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2014 10:34 AM EST

in response to: Do you honk your horn to people when you drive?
You paint a crapy picture then it doesn't look any better when you take a photo of it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2014 8:30 AM EST

in response to: Here's the other half which is a bit less šhitty. That's because my phone camera didn't focus on the sun but on the animals. I suppose if I hadn't been too busy eating cat šhit out of my sister's ćunt it would have been better. ITALY/Oct 01, 2014 05:01 AM
Yep, takes real talent to win that annual hog calling contest!

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 9:21 PM EST

in response to: l won!
Blah blah blah. You sound like those stupid apples I deal with on a daily basis. YOU are the one who is a disgrace. YOU let these greedy Jew Nazis Disrespect the land we owned. You should take your white, Pretendian ass over to Europe if you like white-trash that much.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 9:09 PM EST

in response to: We all know Soh is a dirty illegal immigrant, but from where? Should she go back to the Philippines and eat dogs, or should she go back to Germany and burn more Jews?
The fatman is a figment of her imagination tho sometimes guys pretend to be him. She uses this idea to blame all her problems on someone else, so she never has to take any responsibility.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 3:45 PM EST

in response to: It looks like some people here are nonsensical ramblings.That Italian hypocrite ass complains about it, and get a life.I'm glad that every immigrant coming to post there with yer snarky, snide, nasty, miserableI'm just more I let the right to let these potential terrorists from getting into the country in the world hates America, doesn't that they are STILL arguing about last night... I loved you take yer...comments...Those days are long gone, and the Philippines.
There's always a line of cop cars parked at the café down the street, but when you call them it takes an hour for someone to show up.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2014 3:50 PM EST

in response to: how do you feel towards the Police where you are?
You're mistaken.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2014 6:08 AM EST

in response to: I feel like you just blew a big fat hot phucking fart in my face. Why?
You are clearly a racist if you do not take into account the number 351 as well.

UNITED STATES / SEP 27, 2014 12:39 PM EST

in response to: The number 180, and the letter G: There is No Other Possibility.
I paid that girl $50. to take her clothes off and jump in the pool last week.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2014 6:13 PM EST

in response to: Are you on?
These are not just questions, these are vacuous questions. Pointing out the spelling mistakes is the most useful thing you can do with them.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 4:07 PM EST

in response to: If there is a grammatical, typographical or spelling error in the question why do you feel the need to point it out and or correct it instead of answering the question in which the spirit it was asked?
High quality questions, low quality questions. Sounds like a bunch of fuсking bullshít. This is a fuсking high quality answer to a fuсking high quality question. Take it and shove it up your fuсking asshole.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 3:41 PM EST

in response to: What the fuсk is this shít?
Yes, If u promise me that u will never do the same mistake again

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2014 3:18 AM EST

in response to: Would you bail me out?
No, they gave me some to take home to use when I can't get to the hospital.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2014 5:31 PM EST

in response to: Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
You forgot to add the ™ symbol. The High-Quality Posts™ are a protected trademark that belongs to me. Under no circumstances are you to call any of your posts "High-Quality™" until you are given my explicit permission. I can take you to court if that's what you want. So, is that what you want? I will call up Hansen, Kennedy, and Essex to represent me. I am not рissing around, you got that?

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 6:42 PM EST

in response to: Have there been any High Quality Posts Lately?
I need a hair cut. Like I REALLY *really* need a hair cut. Like I needed one yesterday. Mind you, I am not a blonde... This is what they call long layers. Some may call it beach waves. I call it gorg. :) There is a new hair salon down the block, and I think they have walk-ins for like 25-50 dollars. I'm wondering if I print this out, and take it with me... I need something different.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 3:03 PM EST

in response to: I♥panties. discuss
I need a hair cut. Like I REALLY *really* need a hair cut. Like I needed one yesterday. I like this! I like this alot. Mind you, I am not a blonde... This is what they call long layers. Some may call it beach waves. I call it gorg. :) There is a new hair salon down the block, and I think they have walk-ins for like 25-50 dollars. I'm wondering if I print this out, and take it with me... I need something different.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2014 2:42 PM EST

in response to: Justcurio News Network Special Report: BIG BONO IS WATCHING YOU: THERE IS A U2 ALBUM VIRUS ON YOUR IPHONE: This is a public service announcement from the Hansen, Kennedy, and Essex law firm of New York City. Island Records and Apple Computer have placed a “new album” by the Irish rock group by which calls itself U2 onto your iPhone or iDevice. We are planning a class-action lawsuit against Apple. Sincerely, Richard "Dick" DeCheney, media law specialist at Hansen, Kennedy and Essex
Tell them to go take a ride on a rollercoaster naked.

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2014 5:58 PM EST

in response to: How do you help people who are stuck in a rut?
Penises are dumb. Who needs some sweaty guy pumping away, always missing the sweet spot? Then flopping down once he shoots his smelly load and then bragging about it? I'll take my vibrator any day :)

UNITED STATES / SEP 22, 2014 2:32 PM EST

in response to: girls do you perfer a long pennis or a wide one?and explain why thanks
Ya think? :) Take care.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 9:16 PM EST

in response to: How are things tonight? :)
The computer geek from Chicago is building a website dedicated to whining about GP. Take it over there.

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2014 5:18 PM EST

in response to: This isn't a High-Quality Post™ because of the simple fact that this was posted on Ghostposter: Will you "Give me all your love" just like Madonna and Nicotine Minaj? UNITED STATES/Oct 05, 2012 06:00 AM is this the kind of sнit that passes for "humor" on that site?
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