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I'd rather be wheelchair-bound than dependent on others to take care of me altogether.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2016 4:05 AM EST

in response to: Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?
If that were me I'd take a vitamin pill or something. I hate those nasty things.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 11:32 PM EST

in response to: I'm trying to choke down an avocado for the nutrients...
I'll be happy to take it off

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 9:39 PM EST

in response to: Why does cheese grow on the tip of my dick?
Nah. Just take him out and shoot him.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 4:57 PM EST

in response to: If it snows after that rodent predicted that there would be an early spring, should the fur ball be sued for false information?
I get $46 a month Teamsters pension so I don't see how I can survive on $23. The best think that would happen to this country is to get rid of ALL unions. Especially the government and teachers plus take away tenure for colleges professors.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 11:53 AM EST

in response to: The Teamsters Union pension fund shortages means the members are facing 50-65% cuts in their income. ROFL!! How's that union position working out for you, eh?
Take it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 8, 2016 6:44 AM EST

in response to: I take it back, I want the blue pill.
Please quit feeling sorry for yourself and take some time to count the number of available orifices on her. Quit being so selfish and learn to share her. There are enough for the both of you.

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2016 12:53 PM EST

in response to: she was in a long distance relationship then we came close. now she says she is in love with two men - me and him. i feel jealous when i see her expressing hearts and kisses to that guy over messages and calls and have attention problems when she's not around. i like her but at the same time hate her for hurting me when she makes me feel not to be prime importance to her. what should i do?
Wow, what awful responses. : I'd recommend therapy. Ik it takes a lot out of you, to put your faith in someone who isn't a friend or family, but trust me when I say that if you go to a good therapist (emphasis on the good) it really can turn your life around. If you can't afford a therapist, talk to someone. Anyone. A close friend, or anyone you feel comfortable with talking to. The best thing you can do is get it out.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2016 2:49 AM EST

in response to: I was raped while in Training School (AIT) when I was in the Army in 1998.... I've never told anyone and as the years pass, it affects me worse and worse. I want him to pay & I want the Army to pay for my Counseling that I so desperately need. I'm a few months shy of 2 years active duty service time and because of that I don't get benefits. I loved the Army until the incident but got out not long after due to overwhelming anxiety & fear.... What can I do? What steps do I take?
You know you can divorce him if you want to, of course then you have to take care of all of your own expenses.

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2016 11:48 AM EST

in response to: My dad expects me to do what HE wants (go walk around an antique market) on MY birthday (I'd already planned something, which I've paid for and everything) or he won't even get out of the car or acknowledge me?
The one she has been most attracted to was George Clooney. Think he is taken.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 10:29 PM EST

in response to: Tell me about it. I found the man I am going to marry!...soh posted this. Hope that poor devil gets away.
Stick your head in a bucket of water and count to 10000 before you take your head out. You will feel much better.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 5:22 PM EST

in response to: I miss my Aunt Charlotte! I miss my uncle Melvin! How do I feel better?
I don't think soh knows what she is. She is willing to take what she can get. Right now Tuco is feeding her ego "over there".

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 4:08 PM EST

in response to: What question shall we ask today.
Take is up with the Lonely Hearts Club. FO.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2016 2:48 PM EST

in response to: why would anyone talk to someone for long hours and tell them everything but end up saying they like sb else and ask for advise on how to ask them out? i mean what is up with that?
No... but I suggest not doing it anymore before it's too late and tell the guy. Just be nice about it. Some women have a hard time reaching climax and it takes a little more effort from the both of you. If you talk about it, you can work together so that you don't have to fake anymore and it'll be better for everyone in the long run :)

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2016 9:25 PM EST

in response to: Can men tell if a woman is faking?
Idiot. The Bible takes place in the Middle East, thousands of years before America even was discovered.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2016 2:09 PM EST

in response to: The bible says that Adam and Eve were the first people ever born. Since they were the only people around, their children would have to shag each other in order to have children. Does anyone else think the bible should be renamed "American History"? ITALY/Feb 01, 2016 04:13 PM
iByte is incredible, but that's taken sadly. Pet Tek is a good one. :)

/ FEB 1, 2016 7:49 PM EST

in response to: I'm at a creative brick wall. I need a product name for an electronic acessory for cats and dogs. Any ideas?
take a flight for africa and don't come back

GERMANY / FEB 1, 2016 6:54 PM EST

in response to: I miss my Dad?!?!Any Advice on how to get through it till he gets back?!?!
Take a course in spy school.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2016 6:52 PM EST

in response to: How can you tell if your neighbor is secretly moving away to a new location?
You are way too clingy. Maybe you should find someone else to hang about with when he is gone. Take up another activity.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 5:32 PM EST

in response to: I Miss My Dad! Any Advice would be helpful???
Take down the top layer of soil for a couple of inches. Level it out and cover it with what is called 'landscape fabric' then replace the soil with a sand/gravel mix. Add rocks and stones.

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: So I've decided on a garden. Got some bricks for a border. Don't wanna plant any plants I wanna do something like a rock/desert garden. I am limited to what I can find in the dirt alley in between me and my neighbors backyards. I can only think of big stones to put in it. What can I do to make it look cool and also not hard my dogs in the backyard
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