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You can call your mother anything you want. It's called freedom of speech. Enjoy it before Trump takes it away.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 9:18 AM EST

Don't kill yourself, it takes too much effort and energy. People will love you and care for you, a neighbour would take you in for a couple of nights. Every cloud has a silver lining anyway. I guess I sorta know where you are coming from, my mum hits me and then blames it on the pills that she's taking. I once ran away because of it only to be driven back where I found her upstairs having sex with someone. As soon as I can leave the house I'm going far, far away. I'm 14 aswell.


in response to: HELP! i want to die, i'm going to kill myself eventually today, my life is f*cked up im 14 years old and my life sucks . i have no bed . no money . no friends . no one loves me i haven't eaten for at east 24+ hours my brother beats up my mom f*ck my life
卐male chicken that intentionally takes its own life卐

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2017 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Hi. You people make me ashamed to be human. Anybody like to explain why I shouldn't feel this way?
Yes you are not just overreacting, you're also being ridiculous. He's your ex and so was your other one. Exes mean exactly "no longer together" your friend can do as she pleases. Breaking a friendship over someone you were over with shows signs of weakness. You're better than that. Show strength and prove to her you two are still friends. It takes a strong person to admit their wrongs. She did nothing wrong. You did.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2017 11:51 PM EST

in response to: My best friend since 2nd grade started dating and hooking up with my ex, I freaked out and stopped talking to her. She's done it before with my previous ex but I forgave her and trusted her to not do it again. Am I over reacting for not being friends with her anymore?
Mining for boogers takes your mind off it.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 8:19 PM EST

in response to: I used to be so happy but now I just feel hollow and have the strongest urge to kill myself. I don't understand. My life is perfect. I get enough sleep, my grades are way above average, I have great friends, I keep fit and theres no great trauma I've been through. Why do I always just start thinking about death. Why can't I get properly happy. I'm so confused I just want to die.
Nautical thorn takes 5 dicks

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 1:38 AM EST

in response to: Favorite sex tape?
#notallmuslims #itonlytakesone

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:02 AM EST

in response to: Care to boink with me?
#notallmuslims #itonlytakesone

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 9:01 AM EST

in response to: I got blazed and watched Click in theatre and I thought it was pretty fùcked.
It takes just eight minutes for the sun's light to reach us. :)

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
Because space is vast and even at the speed of light, it takes many years to travel long distances.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 12:49 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
It doesn't. It escapes immediately but takes years to travel through space.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 11:53 AM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
If you drink the baby batter after you cum each time, the effect will go away. Trust me, I tried this. It usually takes a couple times for it to fully go away. To make it go away faster, store it in a container, (I use a mason jar) let it sit for a few days, and then add vinegar, egg yolk, salt, and spoiled milk. Then stir it and enjoy!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
It takes 60 to 70 minutes to cremate a human body, with modern cremators. Each Auschwitz cremation oven was in existence for about 600 days. They could not be run 24/7, and there was a significant proportion of downtime for repairs and maintenance. If we say 12 hours / 1 hour = 12 cremations per day per muffle for 600 days, the maximum capacity would be 12 x 52 x 600 = 374,400 bodies.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
Takes one to know one.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 10:34 AM EST

Nothing. You will survive for 2 months while she takes her academics seriously. You are obviously a detrimental distraction. So if you care about her let her get exams in order.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 12:10 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend's parents aren't allowing me to see her for 2 months (during exam period) but she is against this and wants to see me. She's 16, I am 17. What can we do?
Dont worry about it. Sometimes we make mistakes like that.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 7:36 AM EST

in response to: I have a girlfriend that has a kid by another man. Although we love each other but she has the initials of her baby daddy, herself and their son tattooed under her left wrist. I told her I wasn't comfortable with this but she claims it reminds her of the pain she went through when she was with him. Should I be worried or I am just over reacting?
It takes two hands to hold my whopper.


in response to: look at my dong
That takes us up to the next level. Great potnsig.


in response to: There is but you and something within you has taken control, let's beat it, get up, let's go!
It takes clumsiness to trip down the stairs. It takes skill to trip up them, however.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2017 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever fall up the stairs? It's terrible, ain't it?
When GP takes its revenge.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:03 PM EST

in response to: When do you think this site will finally be put out of its misery?
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