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"the main character takes a dildo out of someone’s ass" I guess that's why it's called The Nasty Nine 😂

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2017 4:32 PM EST

in response to: In the film “The Nasty Nine”, the main character takes a dildo out of someone’s ass and breaks it while saying “Sexy time is over”. It turns out that that dildo is 10,000 years old and was discovered in Siberia, Russia. The filmmakers loaned it from the University of Michigan Natural History Museum. Has Hollywood gone too far?
rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/ZmRC3gH44lM/index.html here you go liberals. Enjoy. Coming right from your own source and it seems you're welcome to go as well. Maybe you 2 should. Your liberal bretheren want you to go and accept defeat with them. Go on. I give you permission to go. I'm glad you admit defeat with Trump and I. I know it it takes a lot out of you guys but it's ok. We good people forgive you.

UNITED STATES / NOV 5, 2017 12:21 PM EST

in response to: George W Bush says Donald Trump 'doesn't know what it means to be President'. What the fuсk kind of timeline are we living in?
Fuk, I need to go back downstairs I forgot my snack ( 12 pack of Taco Bell tacos) huff huff puff puff pant just 7/8 left, two minutes later, break time, sits down and takes out extra snack ( dominoes pizza with soda) finishes ok I'm ready just 7/8 left. i CAN DO THIS!!!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 8:20 PM EST

in response to: Did you know that there are tons of men out there that will pay good money to watch a massively obese woman climb a flight of stairs, or eat a cheeseburger, or even just sit there like as big useless lump? What the hell is up with that?
8:30, Section AIII-0917P states "Third party entities such as those who feel the need to call out a misspelling as moronic, are usually low self-esteemed creatures who try and master words. The most likely course of action with dealing with such people is to call them grammar nazis. The best course of action is to admit your mistakes and explain to such people that it's called a mistake and that there's no harm caused to anybody.

UNITED STATES / NOV 3, 2017 9:37 AM EST

in response to: My parents really appreciate the way I always take care of my kid sister's bath time. They think that I do this to allow them to relax at the end of the day. The truth is that I'm sexually abusing her during her bath time. I'm not doing anything wrong because she laughs and giggles when I fondle her. The problem is what do I do if the little bitch starts shooting her cake hole off. At what point is it still believable if I just say "the dirty little bitch just need a through clean up"?
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

JAPAN / NOV 1, 2017 7:46 AM EST

in response to: what metaphor or quote describes who you are
Takes someone who has done that to know that.

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2017 12:33 PM EST

in response to: The Army rejected Donnie on account of bone spurs that you get from wearing high heels. Everybody knows that.
It takes a while to know what Love is to you! Love is not a single set term and it takes experiences to see what you are really looking for.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 6:15 PM EST

in response to: why do kids not know what the meaning of love
absolutely but at the same time a lot of people dont know themselves . sometimes it just takes time

FRANCE / OCT 25, 2017 12:19 PM EST

in response to: Would you feel troubled if you didn't understand yourself anymore?
Trump will fix this mistake of a voting system. Don't forget, Trump's the one who stated it himself that the whole thing is rigged before he even got into office. Hang in their buddy. Trump will make America better. It just takes time. Liberals got what they wanted for 8 years and we spiraled downhill. Trump's in office for not even 1 yet and they're complaining. One thing is for sure though. Liberals have lost and they're all hurt.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2017 1:14 PM EST

in response to: Should the electoral college be abolished?
You have to diet. Look at intakes on a daily basis and make up some rules about what to eat. It is hard and you have to be patient and tolerant with yourself but it does work. If you go completely without food or keep throwing up you will make yourself ill. You still need nutrition while you diet which is why vegetables and fruit is so good.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2017 6:22 PM EST

in response to: How do I loose weight, I heard making urself get sick works but im not to sure, help?
Literally drown yourself in green tea. It strips that extra bit of fat off of you by boosting your metabolism. If you go the bulimic or starvation routes then it'll just destroy your ability to ever eat anything and not immediately gain 200 kilos, so I really wouldn't advise it. Also, it's really difficult? It takes about half a f**king hour to actually get anything to come up and I don't know about you but I don't have that kind of time after every meal.

FRANCE / OCT 20, 2017 4:50 PM EST

in response to: How do I loose weight, I heard making urself get sick works but im not to sure, help?
Takes one to know one. He may be but you are triple what he is.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2017 11:11 AM EST

in response to: Donald is a duck, trump is a fart, he is nothing but a duck fart.
Takes one to know one!

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2017 12:05 PM EST

in response to: Donnie Johnnie is a pedophile..😆
I believe in mistakes

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2017 6:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you believe in spell check?
Bill Clinton the rapist. That's good. So it takes one person for everyone to believe? So I can say Trump is amazing and that he fixed the economy and all of a sudden everyone believes me? Nobody believes me. They believe the media. Why? Cause they'd rather listen to their bias opinions being confirmed by their bias news stations.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2017 6:36 AM EST

in response to: Everything that comes out of his mouth is an outrageous and disrespectful lie.
Thank you 4:52. Some people just don't get it. Liberals always calling people names and such. It takes courage to apologize for calling someone a name. Calling me a moron was very uncalled for but nonetheless, you felt remorse. I forgive you. I'm sorry too.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 6:46 PM EST

in response to: What would you say to him / her right now, if u could
You will find your way, don’t lose hope, no matter how long it takes, in the worst moments, good always comes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2017 4:43 PM EST

in response to: I'll kill myself very soon
Takes one to know one.

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2017 1:02 PM EST

in response to: The President is psychologically unfit to handle the duties of office, and thus too dangerous to be trusted with so much power.
Hopefully soon before he gets us nuked! Also before he takes away all women's right. I hate that bitch

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 2:35 PM EST

in response to: There is so much evididence that points to Trump’s incompetency as president that it STILL fuсks me over that Tangerine Mean STILL hasn’t been impeached. When will that motherfuсker finally get the impeachment that he deserves?
And the number of spellink mistakes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 4, 2017 10:57 PM EST

in response to: Zarliiings,
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