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Such a goal is possible, in theory. However, you may not have what it takes. A simple test should help. Arrange these personality traits in order from best to worst: boinker, poohead, moo, boinkface. Submit your answer and the committee will evaluate.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2016 1:03 PM EST

in response to: How do you become a near-perfect human being?
I know i may be a stranger but i am going through the same thing u are. And i want to help as best i can by giving advice of what i have learned in the past and from some mistakes.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 8:29 PM EST

in response to: For a few years now, I've been struggling with some mental stuff along with self harm. I hesitate to say I have depression or anxiety because I haven't been to a doctor. I'm a teen that would rather not clue my parents into what I've been going through, even though I've wanted to go to the doctor for a little while now. And I know that even after the endless internet research I've done, that self-diagnosis is still iffy. I'm just very lost, and I don't know what to do. Please leave advice.
I believe it only takes one, to shoot the desired target may take several bullets, but it only takes one gun.

CANADA / APR 30, 2016 9:29 AM EST

in response to: How many guns does it take to shoot one bullet?
A real good indication is a cloud of purple smoke coming out of the keyboard. It takes real skill to get all the smoke back in, and unless you're 100% successful, you have to assume it is hosed.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 9:12 PM EST

in response to: What is a good sign that it is time to get a new laptop?
I hope someone breaks into your house, takes a pillow, and smothers you to death.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2016 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Good nite, you guys... 😘
Hey it's totally okay to fail! Infact the failures are who make it big in life, trust me you learn a lot from your mistakes! Must be one of the most hard times in your life but hold on cause the end looks promising. This coming from a person who has failed a lot in many areas! I'm thankful for each failure cause it truly made me a better person and much joyful!

CHINA / APR 24, 2016 3:22 PM EST

in response to: My only identity is my education. I have nothing to show for other than my grades, which are not very great but are decent. I am about to fail a subject. Help.
Is that after the rentboy takes his toll?

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2016 1:16 PM EST

in response to: In my area, a landlord can raise your rent by a certain amout every 12 months with 90 days of notice. If, as part of your rent negotiation, you sign a long lease (like several years) does that contract also bind the landlord to charging you the agreed rent? Or can he increase it every 12 months but you are still stuck in the contract?
The excitotoxin model is more important I think even than controlling blood-sugar / insulin. That takes care of itself. And the excitotoxin model also includes the secret weapon of plant efa's. Those things feed the brain. And improve sleep.

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2016 11:14 PM EST

in response to: Would you like to join my prayer group 😃 ?
Okies, am making a baked ziti. Here's what I'll do. I'm making the sauce now, bringing the water to a boil (it takes a minute) and the I'll cook the pasta to al dente. My question is... after the pasta is fairly cooked, I add the sauce and ricotta cheese and put it in an oven safe blah blah blah... Do I cover it then put in oven or no silver tin covering whist in oven?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2016 5:38 PM EST

in response to: Have you a Pinterest page?? I do and I love it... 😊
Okies, am making a baked ziti. Here's what I'll do. I'm making the sauce now, bringing the water to a boil (it takes a minute) and the I'll cook the pasta to al dente. My question is... after the pasta is fairly cooked, I add the sauce and ricotta cheese and put it in an oven safe blah blah blah... Do I cover it then put in oven or no silver tin covering whist in oven?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2016 5:38 PM EST

in response to: What are you planning for dinner? I'm making baked ziti.
The OP (Harris) is the little scrote on this site that is obsessed with soh and takes out his frustrations with repeated spam attacks. Seriously, this guy suffers way too much and someone out to put him out of his misery.

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2016 5:47 AM EST

in response to: What is the Fatman?
The fatman is the gay moron on this site that is obsessed with soh and takes out his frustrations with repeated spam attacks. Seriously, this guy suffers way too much and someone out to put him out of his misery.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2016 6:17 PM EST

in response to: What is the Fatman?
JC will be improved 1000% about a minute after fatman takes his last breath.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2016 3:43 PM EST

in response to: We can improve JC. It starts with the next post!! Are you up to it?
You've got lots of life in front of you and there are lots of good times ahead. Just recognize that most of the time bad things happen because people make bad decisions. Accept responsibility for your decisions and you'll do fine. It just takes a long time to get there.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2016 9:52 AM EST

in response to: I tried to kill myself last year. I haven't told anyone about it. If i tell my family they'll do nothing (i told my sister that i thought about it and she said that i was lying) The only person i feel like i can tell is someone who lives in annother state and thats not something you say in a text. I feel guilty for keeping this hidden.
But what you really need to do is recognize the people you associate with now are only temporary. Later on you'll be able to find people you can be friends with. It just takes time to get there. In the meantime, plan for when you'll be on your own.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2016 9:47 AM EST

in response to: I tried to kill myself last year. I haven't told anyone about it. If i tell my family they'll do nothing (i told my sister that i thought about it and she said that i was lying) The only person i feel like i can tell is someone who lives in annother state and thats not something you say in a text. I feel guilty for keeping this hidden.
Only when the mood takes me there.

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2016 4:34 PM EST

in response to: Do you like to go down to the swamp on Sunday afternoons and drown rats?
I would reccomend using AppNana. It takes a long time but if you refer a friend, it speeds up the process.

CANADA / APR 3, 2016 11:54 AM EST

in response to: What's the best site/app where you answer survey's and get money for Google play? Like free Google play cards?
Oh MAN!!!! I hate driving to Tucson. Takes fucking forever to get across Texas. Although, I could use a new pair of boots and there is this nifty Tony Lama outlet store on the west side of Amarillo ...

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2016 11:04 AM EST

in response to: Justcurio Interactive Video Entertainment: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: $30,000: What building in Arizona has been called "The White Dove of the Desert"? A. Casa Grande B. San Xavier del Bac C. Montezuma Castle D. Tuzigoot
Steve is the "Italy" poster on ghostposter who takes delight whenever westerners are killed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: Don't you wish Steve Beercòck was on that train in Belgium?
You say you've kissed a few times. It takes two to kiss and that means she wanted to kiss you too. Now you have a couple options. 1. While she is taking a shower "accidentally" come in and take off your towel. Then let things lead where they will. 2. Ask her if she needs help taking off her bra. If she does then take it off and your hand will slip. 3. When you are home alone and she is changing hide all her clothes and pantys and bras. And then after she takes the shower go in with no clothes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2016 8:48 PM EST

in response to: Basically she's my cousin. We hav always been very very close to each .. We share almost everything.. there are no secrets between us.. we hav always had a physical attraction between us since she was 15.. We hav even kissed a few times.. but recently I'm sexually attracted to her so much that even when she's near me i get a boner.. I havent told her this.. And i wish i get a BJ.. I dont know how to ask her for it, or how she would take this.. How do i convince her to give me one?
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