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UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:02 AM EST

in response to: Care to boink with me?
#notallmuslims #itonlytakesone

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 9:01 AM EST

in response to: I got blazed and watched Click in theatre and I thought it was pretty fùcked.
It takes just eight minutes for the sun's light to reach us. :)

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
Because space is vast and even at the speed of light, it takes many years to travel long distances.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 12:49 PM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
It doesn't. It escapes immediately but takes years to travel through space.

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 11:53 AM EST

in response to: Why does it take thousands of years for light to escape the Sun
If you drink the baby batter after you cum each time, the effect will go away. Trust me, I tried this. It usually takes a couple times for it to fully go away. To make it go away faster, store it in a container, (I use a mason jar) let it sit for a few days, and then add vinegar, egg yolk, salt, and spoiled milk. Then stir it and enjoy!

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:43 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
It takes 60 to 70 minutes to cremate a human body, with modern cremators. Each Auschwitz cremation oven was in existence for about 600 days. They could not be run 24/7, and there was a significant proportion of downtime for repairs and maintenance. If we say 12 hours / 1 hour = 12 cremations per day per muffle for 600 days, the maximum capacity would be 12 x 52 x 600 = 374,400 bodies.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 2:01 PM EST

in response to: Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler
Takes one to know one.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 10:34 AM EST

in response to: TRUMP IS ANlGGER LOVING CUNT
Nothing. You will survive for 2 months while she takes her academics seriously. You are obviously a detrimental distraction. So if you care about her let her get exams in order.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 12:10 PM EST

in response to: My girlfriend's parents aren't allowing me to see her for 2 months (during exam period) but she is against this and wants to see me. She's 16, I am 17. What can we do?
Dont worry about it. Sometimes we make mistakes like that.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 7:36 AM EST

in response to: I have a girlfriend that has a kid by another man. Although we love each other but she has the initials of her baby daddy, herself and their son tattooed under her left wrist. I told her I wasn't comfortable with this but she claims it reminds her of the pain she went through when she was with him. Should I be worried or I am just over reacting?
It takes two hands to hold my whopper.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 6:18 PM EST

in response to: look at my dong
That takes us up to the next level. Great potnsig.

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / APR 26, 2017 10:52 AM EST

in response to: There is but you and something within you has taken control, let's beat it, get up, let's go!
It takes clumsiness to trip down the stairs. It takes skill to trip up them, however.

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2017 6:52 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever fall up the stairs? It's terrible, ain't it?
When GP takes its revenge.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:03 PM EST

in response to: When do you think this site will finally be put out of its misery?
Yes, my sister has a health problem and takes steroids which makes her gain weight. She always buys two tickets and once they tried to give her seats that were across the aisle from each other.

UNITED STATES / APR 10, 2017 2:10 PM EST

in response to: Do you think the super obese should be forced to buy two plane tickets?
He takes me for granted. He never shows enough affection. His job comes before me. He won’t help with housework. He won’t help enough with the kids. He won’t clean or pick up after himself. He’s a slob around the house. He spends our money on his toys.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 3:47 PM EST

in response to: Are you treated like a sex object?
Tenable takes product security very seriously. If you believe you have found a vulnerability in one of our products, we ask that you please work with us to quickly resolve it in order to protect customers. Tenable believes in responding quickly to such reports, maintaining communication with researchers, and providing a solution in short order.

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2017 9:59 AM EST

in response to: what is panda packet? how is it related to hacking?
depending on how quickly it takes for your hair to grow it could be 6 months to a year but maybe shorter. not sure if you meant time or inches i do feel like you will need another good 2 to 3 inches in length before you can put it all up together :)

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 1:54 AM EST

in response to: My hair is about an inch and a half long right now. How long will it take before i can put it back in a ponytail?
Takes one to know one.

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 11:09 PM EST

in response to: God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in Trumps mouth.
Maybe because the way the girl acted towards you before is not clearly direct and you can't see their effort of liking you. Girls love to beat around the bush and expect the other person to understand what they meant but most of the time, it never turns out right. It's not entirely your fault for not seeing it, it takes time to learn. Learn the way the behave to you, every single thing they did, their body language, their tone. In time, you'll able to see if they into you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 11:30 AM EST

in response to: Why can't I see that girls are into me untill it is too late?
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