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Yes, though it takes a lot of work, and you both have to choose to not give up on each other

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2016 3:01 PM EST

in response to: can one person love another person and stay true forever?
If I were you I would point out the irony of you calling us morons when you misspelled it, "moorons", but i'm not you and I realize people make mistakes and after you post something here you can't edit it. Regardless, you should look in the mirror because you're a pot calling the kettle black.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2016 8:47 PM EST

in response to: Fûckity fùck this!
Even if I took a class in HTML I would have to pay money for the site to make to be visible. I would need to pay money consistently for the sever and host. I would also need somebody to mod that site which also takes money. Running a site is expensive. I don't care enough make my own. Imagine if I made an alternative service for every single one that bothered me. A lot of things bother me. Complaining is me venting. I enjoy it as an activity.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2016 2:31 PM EST

in response to: There are two types of people in this world, my friend. Those that whine and those that take action. Take this site- you can whine, or you can take a high school class in HTML and create your own site. You can even call it MyWayOrTheHighway.net (which IS available). So which one are you? (although I think I already know the answer)
Takes chill pill.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2016 4:49 AM EST

in response to: How do I get rid of the demons in my brain?
Moms can be a pain, can't they? She lets your dad pork her one time and gets pregnant. And since she can't admit her own mistakes she takes it out on you for the rest of your life. Like, it was your fault she spread her legs, right? So here's an idea for you- it doesn't cost all THAT much to rent a Bobcat or other loader. Dig a deep hole, pitch her in and cover it back up. Don't forget to replace the grass or other foliage.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2016 10:35 AM EST

in response to: My dad took my phone and won't give it back until i tell him my passcode. The problem is that I had an app I wasn't supposed to have and I don't want him reading my personal texts with my boyfriend. What should I do?
Moms can be a pain, can't they? She lets your dad pork her one time and gets pregnant. And since she can't admit her own mistakes she takes it out on you for the rest of your life. Like, it was your fault she spread her legs, right? So here's an idea for you- it doesn't cost all THAT much to rent a Bobcat or other loader. Dig a deep hole, pitch her in and cover it back up. Don't forget to replace the grass or other foliage.

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2016 7:58 AM EST

in response to: I have a really abusive mom...where should I hide the body? ;)
The mind rules the body until the dick gets hard. Then it takes over everything.

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2016 5:45 PM EST

in response to: Does the body ruIe the mind or does the mind rule the body?
(I'm a girl) I go in the shower and point the "super" nozzle at my vigina it takes some time to find the right spot but it feels SO pleasurable that you want it to stop, by that time you have a giant female erection...

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2016 8:56 PM EST

in response to: What sort of activity will you engage in tonight?
No, that's a crazy myth. It takes a while, but a woman's body will return to normal size.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2016 11:54 PM EST

in response to: is having sex after you have a baby like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
i got mine about 15. puberty takes a while.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2016 4:26 PM EST

in response to: Alright so I'm 13 and in puberty (I'm a guy) and I have pubes on around my man part and on my balls . But no arm pit hair and no increase in growth in man parts or balls. When did you get those things?
Bullshít! It takes a hell of a lot to move me! I liked him, and it was real...

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2016 3:53 PM EST

in response to: Soh has a crush on teacher.... Aww... Ain't that sweet?
Bullshít! It takes a hell of a lot to move me! I liked him, and it was real...

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2016 3:52 PM EST

in response to: Soh has a crush on teacher.... Aww... Ain't that sweet?
You said his name outloud! he ties people up and takes them away to a secret location.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 5:08 PM EST

in response to: CANDLEJACK!
You should be clear in your body after 2 weeks though i heard it takes 28 days to be completely clear.

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2016 2:29 PM EST

in response to: Im 5'7, I weigh 130 pounds, and I haven't smoked weed in 2 weeks. Will I past my drug test in 3 days
Nobody takes you serious when you are butt naked.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2016 1:54 PM EST

in response to: If I asked a question and was naked when I asked would you think less of me?
The moron continues to come back to this page, just to see if I replied. Hmm, didn't know I was that special for other people. Especially a sensitive stranger who takes simple questions to high offense. I'm sorry that you know your race is ugly and was afraid to meet the truth within the comments.

UNITED STATES / JUN 22, 2016 2:40 AM EST

in response to: What is the most unnattractive race of women?
Such a goal is possible, in theory. However, you may not have what it takes. A simple test should help. Arrange these personality traits in order from best to worst: boinker, poohead, moo, boinkface. Submit your answer and the committee will evaluate.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2016 1:03 PM EST

in response to: How do you become a near-perfect human being?
I know i may be a stranger but i am going through the same thing u are. And i want to help as best i can by giving advice of what i have learned in the past and from some mistakes.

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 8:29 PM EST

in response to: For a few years now, I've been struggling with some mental stuff along with self harm. I hesitate to say I have depression or anxiety because I haven't been to a doctor. I'm a teen that would rather not clue my parents into what I've been going through, even though I've wanted to go to the doctor for a little while now. And I know that even after the endless internet research I've done, that self-diagnosis is still iffy. I'm just very lost, and I don't know what to do. Please leave advice.
I believe it only takes one, to shoot the desired target may take several bullets, but it only takes one gun.

CANADA / APR 30, 2016 9:29 AM EST

in response to: How many guns does it take to shoot one bullet?
A real good indication is a cloud of purple smoke coming out of the keyboard. It takes real skill to get all the smoke back in, and unless you're 100% successful, you have to assume it is hosed.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 9:12 PM EST

in response to: What is a good sign that it is time to get a new laptop?
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