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See....be like Jim.... and you can't go wrong: Think: What would Jim Do? then you've nailed it! (Silly bugger) that's all it takes.


in response to: That's it, I'm cutting off my dick.
Citation (April 11, 1945 – August 8, 1970) was the eighth American Triple Crown winner, and one of three major North American Thoroughbreds (along with Zenyatta and Cigar) to win at least 16 consecutive races in major stakes race competition. He was the first horse in history to win one million dollars.[1]

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 5:53 PM EST

in response to: "The $3 billion (£2.4 billion) Community Development programme – which funds popular programmes such as housing assistance and Meals on Wheels – which delivers food to the elderly and disabled – will be completely dismantled" by Trump. I thought he was supposed to care about the deplorables?
It takes one Orange Idiot to be hated. Trying to get rid of a religion won't make you look good either. By the way, America was one of the actors in WWII, not the one and only liberator.

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 3:23 AM EST

in response to: Hi.Why do people hate America? We saved the world from ww2 and Iraq, and now we are getting rid of the Islamic cult.
It takes about 45 min. for a pain pill to work.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2017 3:32 PM EST

in response to: Earlier I had some painkillers to try and lessen my awful headache, but since then i've had this sharp pain in my chest like something is stuck. It also hurts on my back in between my shoulder blades and i've tried swallowing copious amounts of water to make it go away but so far it's not working. Can anyone please tell me what's going on and how long I should expect to be in pain before it goes away? Thank you.
Ugh, this pisses me off to no end... to fink, some fûcking sociopath, some fûcking psychopath gets his tiny rocks off praying on ppl!!!! So upsetting. It takes a seriously deranged weak, loser to methodically plan his attacks. Pathetic losers.. lol. They'll never be normal. Never gave a normal living relationship and I am sooo glad to drift off to sleep knowing this. Knowing they are the most unfortunate of all makes my day!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:32 AM EST

in response to: A now-former board member of the Calgary Homeless Foundation is facing serious charges, accused of homosexually assaulting and drugging a teenage boy and attacking another young man with a knife. Robin Adair Wortman, 62, has been charged with homosexual assault and assault with a weapon, as well as two counts of communication to procure homosexual services from victims under the age of 18. Investigators said he did not have any past dealings with police.
Education starts in the home. If parents cannot takes the time to teach their kids the basics (reading/counting) they will have a harder time catching up with other children of the same age once they are in school. Sadly a lot inner city kids are raised in an environment that lacks good nutrition (body, mind, and soul).

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 4:59 AM EST

in response to: I don't know whether to laugh or cry... New York education officials are poised to scrap a test designed to measure the reading and writing skills of people trying to become teachers, in part because an outsized percentage of black and Hispanic candidates were failing it.
We didn't. It will takes many years to repair the damage he did and some of it will never be repaired.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 8:42 AM EST

You always blame something else for your mistakes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2017 10:55 AM EST

in response to: Anyway... honk! Honk! 🚖 Move mofukker!! Yervin the way!! 😝🖕🏼
It's obvious from your question that you are not the brightest bulb on the porch. Will you still love Trump when he takes away your disability checks?

UNITED STATES / MAR 2, 2017 10:41 AM EST

She's not perfect—you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart.

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2017 3:19 PM EST

in response to: Your love experts are here to help! What kind of love issue can we help you with?
Yes. But in order to do first had to obtain license for it. There is long test for it that takes three days to complete.

UNITED STATES / JAN 28, 2017 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Do you know how to drive a nail?
About the amount of time before the first assassination attempt against him takes place

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 5:05 PM EST

in response to: How long before Donald Trump makes Trump Tower a unit of the National Parks Service?
Takes too long, don't pee and you will die sooner.

UNITED STATES / JAN 25, 2017 11:33 AM EST

in response to: Kill yourself by not pooping
Wait till he takes your disability checks away.

UNITED STATES / JAN 23, 2017 3:22 PM EST

in response to: America is great and will be greater with the Donald in Office. Who...rah!!!!
I'm not mad either. That takes up too much wasted time. Sliders sounds good. If you can get them fresh, OMG! they are so yummy! 😸

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2017 5:35 PM EST

in response to: Why so mad?
I don't know how to do it but I know a guy with very thick hair and it is very long, much below his shoulders and he often does it in a *man bun*. Looks neat and out of the way. It takes him about 20 seconds to do it but I can't tell you how he does it.

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 4:50 PM EST

in response to: Is it wierd for a boy to wear their hair in a ponytail. i have long hair and it keeps getting in my face
She can spell when she wants to but she still can't discern a Q from a G. Quess is one of her favorite mistakes.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2017 9:19 PM EST

in response to: soh, you're a degusting piece of shìt!
I think it will takes many years to undo all the problems that obama has caused.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 1:56 PM EST

in response to: trump will heal america from the legacy of obama
I fear that we might be using mass & social media as a scape goat for everything negative that takes place in today's society. Perhaps it's time to stop pointing fingers and realize that change starts at home. Yes, mass media (specially tv) sucks the blood and soul out of us humans but a well-educated individual would never forget that everything in excess, is dangerous.

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2017 7:44 AM EST

in response to: Given the fact that the intellectual of the society of this planet has befallen upon to an all time low; can we suffice that the only way out is to not be so dependent on mass media to tell us how to live our own lives?
when i try talking to her she makes up an excuse, i would have to walk there and it takes 20 minutes to get there an 40 minutes to get back because its all uphill, she thinks its too far of a walk when it isnt, i tried to make ways around it, she thinks im gonna get bullied so i said i would go to self defence classes on saturdays, she said the teachers are mean, i looked at reviews and people said their really nice and any problems are entirely caused by other pupils.

GERMANY / JAN 9, 2017 12:58 PM EST

in response to: Im 12 years old, and im homeschooled. i want to go to highschool but my mom wont send me cause she thinks ill get beaten up and all that. when its a really friendly school and i have no friends so i wanna go make some, and i wanna learn subjects like chemistry and english, and many more, and i wanna be able to get into college, i kind of want to go and see if i can sign myself up or see if they can talk my mom into it but they might get social services involved and i dont want that, opinions?
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