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Thanks, I fůcking try.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 9:54 PM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE WEEK: I am an unfunny idiot who thinks this bullshıt is funny, when it really is stupid beyond belief. How about that for a "Joke of the Week"?
already have a therapist but thanks

/ JUL 26, 2014 2:59 PM EST

in response to: Do you need some counseling to your build self esteem?
No thanks. I don't want to catch your athletic fungous.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 12:35 PM EST

in response to: wlak in my shoes?
Thanks goodness, you ain't the FM... I thought it was him being mean and nasty to me...

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 11:02 PM EST

in response to: HEY NANCY BOY! SOH IS LOOKING FOR YOU AND YOUR 2" DICK
Wow! Thanks for proving me right!

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 6:58 PM EST

in response to: Why is it that the jokes of week so lame?
This joke is a crappy rerun. I really liked the handjob joke! Thanks, first time I laughed all day.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 6:15 PM EST

in response to: Joke of the week: I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Thanks for sharing.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 11:15 AM EST

in response to: I woke up about four Had a piss on the floor And I then spent a whole hour wanking
no, thanks

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 4:41 AM EST

in response to: Want some fries to go with that shake?
ok thanks

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 10:47 PM EST

in response to: My local radio station always used to play Dusty Springfield's I Only Wanna Be With You before a thunderstorm... that song still gives me the creeps today.
Thanks for the info, but it sounds as if the OP is not saying a Pabst because he/she says: when I was on a PBR. (Professional Bull Ride??)

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 12:18 PM EST

in response to: "I used to handle a M2HB .50 caliber when I was on a PBR. " Would someone please explain to me what this means?
thanks

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 6:37 AM EST

in response to: Thank you for attending the 1st ever JC awards. We thank all that participated! And if you didnt win, better luck next time!!
Thanks for the tip, I was going to just let it air dry.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 11:47 AM EST

in response to: Cover your crap with sawdust to absorb the juices
I am not gay and you did not answer my question! So much for strangers helping strangers. Thanks jackass!

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 11:40 AM EST

in response to: My spouse pees standing up. I have told him several times that no matter how careful one is, it leaves pee on surfaces. I have shown him several times how there is pee on the flat part of the rim. My problem is that he acts as though he is doing me a favor by sitting to pee. If he cleaned up the toilet area, I wouldn’t care a bit how he goes. But he gets very offended when I point out that standing up to pee just isn’t very clean. How can I convince him about this without getting him defensive?
Thanks. :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 8:11 PM EST

in response to: I hope you had a nice day... :)
OK, bills are paid (yuck). Time to get on with the day's activities. Thanks for sharing a small part of your day with me. Hope the rest of your weekend is nice.

UNITED STATES / JUL 19, 2014 9:30 AM EST

in response to: Interesting summer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining because the days are beautiful and the temperatures very tolerable for mid-July. But I like to start my mornings by sitting out on the back deck naked, with a cup of coffee and a smoke and it is just a bit too chilly out there to stay for very long.
thanks

UNITED STATES / JUL 18, 2014 10:06 AM EST

in response to: I made it a whole month without drinking. How bout that?
What is wrong with not wanting a kid? That guy from Hotlanta should have went with the CF life BEFORE he got her preggers. Thanks to him, fools like you think we are monsters. I lay the blame on CNN though. Scummy reporting almost ruined the CF Reddit page.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:53 AM EST

in response to: Thanks to the LameStream Media, the average Joe now thinks ChildFree means a frustrated parent who wants to be "free" of their child. Thank you, Media. That really was helpful.
I've tried the spade shovel thing also and it didn't work for me. You can wait out there forever. Thanks. What kind of poison and it's use?

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:30 AM EST

in response to: I'm having terrible issues with moles in my yard. I have tried using those spikey traps but they don't seem to be working as I am not getting the moles. Ever have this problem? What is the best way to get rid of them? What worked for you?
In JC fashion, let's just gloss over anything real happening here. Thanks anyway.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 9:31 PM EST

in response to: TIP: Women don't like physical abuse
Thanks. I'm struggling with a situation that seems hopeless.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2014 6:49 PM EST

in response to: When you've had an argument with your partner, how long does it take to fix things?
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