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Things come and go.

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 7:11 AM EST

in response to: What happend to the bird flu? that was all we heard about for about 4 months and now it is not on the radar?
There are worse things in life.

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2015 6:42 AM EST

in response to: domain squatters are pricks
You are hearing things. Get your ears checked.

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 8:27 PM EST

in response to: Did someone say *furry woodland creature*!!?
If you are female, then things may be a tad more difficult, as the fluids may spray in an erratic pattern. If you are using a toilet, just sit on it and urinate. (be sure to wipe your genitals clean of any excess fluids.) If you are outdoors it is best that you fully remove your bottom half of clothing and squat, so that you do not soil your clothing and/or make a mess. Spreading the genital lips in order to better expose the uerethral opening may allow better urination. I hope I helped!

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 3:44 AM EST

in response to: I really have to pee
Oh, it's nice to see you too! :) Idk... I sorta thought, if i tried things would be different... yada, yada, yada.

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 11:32 PM EST

in response to: I knew he would not respond.... There is nothing to say.
Things can always get worse.

/ FEB 24, 2015 10:48 PM EST

in response to: When does it stop feeling like you are drowning?
Things have improved.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 6:51 AM EST

in response to: Goddamn is this site slow. Holy mother of f*ck.
Things don't work that way.

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 7:05 AM EST

in response to: hey, proxy whore.... grow a damned pair
We should talk about sexy things.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 7:57 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, to break the ice... What shall we talk about now? :)
No. I ani't Tuco. This ain't going anywher and I ahte being toyed with. Going to go put things in my comode.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 6:54 PM EST

in response to: How are you feeling? I think I'm getting over my bug. :)
Eat the damn things anyway. You know you want to.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Ugh, it's too hot. Then too cold. I made the rice krispy treats and i don't even want them.
I should totally try those. I hear only good things about them.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Do you love spandex?
Sounds like you are an expert on stocking and surviving through such things.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:13 PM EST

in response to: Are you snowed in?
soh that is personal. Quit posting such things.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 5:03 PM EST

in response to: I missed my psych appointment today. Do you think I will go Koo-koo for Coco Puffs before next week?
And I could be pissed off at lot of people for the things they did to me, too. However, I chose not to and my life is so much better for it. Karma takes care of it for me. ;)

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 4:10 AM EST

in response to: Does anyone know why the Seattle library has a "sister's ćunt stuffed with cat hit chamber" in it?
I don't love you... I simply adore you... :) aaand, I'm sorry for the mean things I said. I kept the odd shaped thing we found on the beach that day, and... when he read her note, she had no idea how it tore him up... Placid, no emotion ever on his face, betraying nothing, as always. He lost her...

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 7:52 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I want you to know something...
There once was a guy who walked into a bar in Aalaska. He wanted to be part of the group. They told him go do 3 things: down a bottle of whiskey, wrestler a polar bear, and make love to a local woman. He down the whisky in one gulp. Left the bar came back all tattered, torn, and bleeding. He looked around the bar and said: "Where's that woman you guys wanted me to wrestle!?"

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 1:25 PM EST

in response to: aalaska
A lot people have bad dreams. Sometimes it is a because of what we suppress in our waking lives. If you're having trouble with dealing with daily things in your life, then go talk to a professional about it.

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 12:47 PM EST

in response to: I had a bad dream. I pooped out larvae and worms. They were all alive and crawling around too.
I keep these things to myself, hidden...

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 10:40 PM EST

in response to: Nice to know you check up on me...
Sound like you need to find other things to do.

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2015 2:54 AM EST

in response to: the internet used to seem so amazing but now i'm just bored by it
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