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Am going to be seeing Jazzabella today!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2015 12:24 PM EST

in response to: Any guys ever fantasize about putting a woman's feet through one of those old washing mangles? Or even just a pair of her shoes?
Is this the factoid of today?

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 3:44 AM EST

in response to: China, North Korea, and Canada are the only countries with no restrictions on abortion
I rubbed a couple out today

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 9:31 PM EST

in response to: I had the most erotic dream last night...
None. All of today's regardless of the genre derives from the compositions of classical composers.

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 1:28 PM EST

in response to: Which classical composers would be comparison today's musical artists?
OP is trash, plain and simple. Later, I ain't got time for his BS today.

UNITED STATES / MAR 19, 2015 12:50 PM EST

in response to: When people talk about Jews, why is "Jewish" always lumped in with race? It is so that their religion "the Talmud", the other thing which also means "Jewish" is a religion which is hidden behind the race card. But we have caught them out with their dirty underage child marriage(written in the dirty Talmud).
I saw my first spider today

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2015 8:00 PM EST

in response to: Does the warmer weather bring out the stupidity in people?
I'm doing anything the same today.

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2015 5:28 AM EST

in response to: Are you doing anything different today?
my finger is in my ass today

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2015 2:07 AM EST

in response to: I love rock n' roll. Dicks 69 in the jukebox baby..
It's going to be 60°F today. Woo hoo!

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2015 9:09 AM EST

in response to: Good good morning there resident idiot.
It's splendid. Took the 4x4 out today. Went to the store and picked up some milk, bread and toilet paper. Came home. Then took a stroll naked through the woods.

UNITED STATES / MAR 5, 2015 3:46 PM EST

in response to: How's that storm, East Coasters? are you stuck on a highway in Kentucky?
Today looks nice.

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 11:50 AM EST

in response to: What, is special, about: today?¿
Today is National Poundcake Day!

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2015 11:41 AM EST

in response to: What, is special, about: today?¿
Meh. Idiots on the loose today. I haven't found much to reply to on this day, so far.

UNITED STATES / MAR 3, 2015 2:32 PM EST

in response to: PEOPLE ARE PISSING ME OFF TODAY. YOU BETTER KNOWCK IT OFF IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU! WELL?? DO YOU ASSHOLE??
Alright, I'm coming back one last time, today. I'm actually a green shapeshifting lizard, 9 foot tall, I spend most of my time in the astral, then I come to the physical earth to abduct humans. We're gonna exterminate all humans. Give 500 of your earth years: vaccinations, picotechnology, Genetic Engineering, Private military, immigration, World Dictatorship and poisons in your food. THAT'S HAPPENING NOW.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 1, 2015 1:17 PM EST

in response to: America is built on slavery and cheap labor. The problem is the whites committed a little thing called GENOCIDE on the indigenous peoples. The world would be better without white people.
I'm thinking about doing the repair man today.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 11:35 AM EST

in response to: Anyway, you know how I'm doing... How are you guys doing?
Have you got your meds today?

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 5:27 AM EST

in response to: Why have a diaphragm stomach? Why not a triphragm or polyphragm artificial stomach from G4S /DARPA Stomach systems? Be one step ahead in the Gay Nancy man Transhumanist craze of the future. Being human is SO YESTERDAY!(Apply to address above).
I used Lysol wipes at work today... :(

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Oooooh, hi ho... hi ho... it's off to work I go! :D
Had lunch today, pizza, and couldn't even taste it! Junked it, I's did!

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 4:23 PM EST

in response to: Am SICK!! :( I've blown me nose so many damned times, the skin just under it is red raw! :( Everytime I cough, I unconsciously stick me tongue out and the lil skin under it has torn a lil! :( Ugh, somebody shoot me... :(
Not today.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: anybody up for having a drink?
Today is great. Child pòrn parade day right past my home and about 40 child pòrn stars just went by and the oldest one was probably 12 years old. Every one in pórnographic condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was the special guest appearance of the King of child pórn himself Steve Beerćock AKA Italy. That pedophilic bаstard stole the fuсking show.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 2:10 PM EST

in response to: FUČKING CUNTING SPAMMER IF I EVER CATCH YOU I WILL RIP YOUR FUĆKING HEAD OFF AND SHlT DOWN YOUR CUNTING THROAT
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