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In today's day and age....no difference.

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2017 12:17 PM EST

in response to: Hey dumbass! I'm still waiting for an answer to my question. Is there a difference between a Democrat and a liberal? Please show us how smart you are.
But later today my sister (who acts like an entitled brat) made me finally lose my sh*t and my sister told my mom when she came home from work (she had a bad day) the part about me losing my sh*t, purposely leaving out what SHE did. So my mom tries to start yelling at me, jumping to the brat's side right off the bat.

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2017 6:42 PM EST

in response to: I felt like crap today and I have felt like crap for the past months. Just stressed, depressed, tired, and seldom hungry and always unhappy..
She slapped Steve’s wrist today!... Italy, you may not attack people like that. It isn't fair for you to change the atmosphere here. US's questioning your empathy was unpleasant, but yelling and cursing back at him was out of proportion. Israel ( ID-11 ) ISRAEL/Dec 05

CANADA / DEC 5, 2017 10:45 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone here know when IZZY Glo Bear and Uniballers wedding will be?
If we need new lies all we need to do is look up what trump said today.

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2017 11:47 PM EST

in response to: To the mooron who always says the orange trump, or uses the color orange to describe him... SHUT THE FÙCK UP, YOU IDIOT. YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK... 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
I love this work of art, it capture's everyone's favorite GPer perfectly. Its' a painting of a young boy on the beach getting his сock out for an old pedo. It's a double self portrait of Steve Beerсock in his mid-teens and Beerсock today in his late-fifties. He only wants €1,500 for it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2017 12:01 PM EST

in response to: pinterest.co.uk/pin/535224736949348071/
He's building a house, he just got married and they're having a baby so I cut him out forty acres so he could get started. We put up the drywall today.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2017 12:08 PM EST

in response to: the earbuds that came w my iPhone never stay away in my ears, so I went to Best Buy and snagged skullcandy JIB wireless w Bluetoothopened them in store because I know I’d need help w them.. When I put them on, I felt like a total mooron. The guy said the wire was supposed to go in the back, and so that’s how the kids wear them these days, so I did the same, and then I looked at him, and asked him how stupid do I look? He said I looked fine, and out the door I skipped..
What did u eat today?

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2017 6:30 PM EST

in response to: I had diarrhea all day
What did you do today?

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2017 6:01 PM EST

in response to: GOOD MORNING, NlGGER CUNTS
Yep there is a good chance of time because, I think ill go for it, but not saying, he was making fun of my friends, but I guess not that many people are you doing today and I wanted her to notice that the other day, and I know you will I get him in my bed when I get back to me plz help me? Thanks.... WTF

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 1:27 PM EST

in response to: Press the middle button on your keyboard, see what sentences u can make
(PT.2) Ur saying around 20% of people in the entire world, just got up one day and said 'oh I feel like getting attention today, im bisexual and I dont know if I like guys r girls I guess il just say both, u know for attention, not like iv known my whole life im attracted to both'. Again: ur born that way, nobody can choose who their attracted to

UNITED STATES / NOV 13, 2017 6:18 PM EST

in response to: Do Bisexual people identify as gay?
10 years ago, there were normal people actually helping each other. Now it's overrun by liberals today who bring up politics every single day and then shun you for your own opinion that doesn't agree with theirs because they're idiots trying to condition you into their way of thinking. Sick people really.

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2017 11:32 AM EST

in response to: Is it the same people here as there was 10 years ago?
I just got here today actually.

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2017 8:01 PM EST

in response to: Is it the same people here as there was 10 years ago?
Because people of color have been oppressed since the beginning of time. They worked to get to the point where they are today. Whereas, white people have done nothing but take what isn't theirs from just about the beginning of mankind.

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2017 5:58 PM EST

in response to: Why does the black community uplift other blacks through top 100 lists in different magazines, but if whites did that it would be considered racist? OR would it even be considered racist?
So is 40 today!! Old bag!

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 9:46 PM EST

in response to: Ello... how are you tonight?? ☺️ Posted some new pics on GP’s Cool Links section... ☺️
Wheres your girl friend today?

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 2:51 PM EST

in response to: Whats with all the filth here today, will you lick my testicles?
1:35 is cranky today, his usual morning pussy had to go to preschool today.

UNITED STATES / NOV 2, 2017 1:38 PM EST

in response to: Mr. PC Content Monitor and the child molester are the same troll. That guy is one sick freak. People like him should kill themselves before they act upon their sick fantasy and destroy an innocent child.
I will never come back here again today. .. 😒😒😒

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2017 1:04 AM EST

in response to: Never never again!! 😩
Todays Heroes.

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: Most pretentious band name?
I could barely understand this. Also you may get pregnant from pre-juice but it's not as likely as real juice. if the period was a completed cycle then you have a good chance to be pregnant. If not then you have less of a chance but if you didn't get all out then you may be. Ask your guardian for a few dollars to buy an item from the store like a folder and get a pregnancy test and take it inside the bathroom at that store a week from today to be sure. That's the best I can offer #virgin

UNITED STATES / NOV 1, 2017 5:07 PM EST

in response to: Finished my period yesterday. My boyfriend moved his sausage and then messed around with my sandwich filler but he did not put his fingers in. He did not "release" anything either. Could I get pregnant from this?! We had no protection, I am not on the pill. I get my period every 12 days. I'm really scared please help.
Nobody wants to explain things to you today.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 10:33 PM EST

in response to: Trump.... Presidunce today, Bubba's bitch tomorrow!😂😂😂
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