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I took a shower today. Didn't want to but i wanted to go get food so I had to look acceptable to society

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 8:59 PM EST

in response to: Alllright, soooo, it's a shower I'll be needin'... Watcha up to?
That made me sad today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 27, 2015 5:43 PM EST

in response to: "50 dead refugees found in a truck in Austria" How can we improve the African countries so tragedies like this don't happen?
4:50- Your ignorance is so outstanding today; that the best you can come up with is insulting someone you know absolutely nothing about. Please do tell us about the time your mother threw you out the window and you landed on your head.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 4:55 PM EST

in response to: Dear All, it is my sad duty to inform you that Ahuva aka "Israel" unexpectedly, but peacefully, passed away a few days ago. RIP dear friend and teacher.
4:18 Just how much crack have you been smoking today?

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2015 4:44 PM EST

in response to: Dear All, it is my sad duty to inform you that Ahuva aka "Israel" unexpectedly, but peacefully, passed away a few days ago. RIP dear friend and teacher.
It's nice and cool here today.

/ AUG 25, 2015 8:26 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, it's so hot out. Are you ready for September?
I'm finished with wallpapering today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 4:37 PM EST

in response to: Now that their gone, can we bring out the strippers?
Kids today think the Cold War is ancient history. How does that make you feel young?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 10:12 PM EST

in response to: Here is a fact that will bring it all into perspective: When Soh was born: Pope John Paul II was the pope, the Panama Саnal was still controlled by the US, Hong Kong was still British Territory, the Cold War was still going on, the Berlin Wall split West and East Germany, and Michael Jackson was black. Yet Soh acts as if she was born 5 years ago...
Today most hoaxes are products of Fox News the Jewish run propaganda machine.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 5:58 PM EST

in response to: ✈ ▋9/11 and the Holocaust have two things in common. Firstly, they didn't happen. Secondly, both hoaxes were organised by Jews. ISREAL/ APR 9, 2015 3:38 PM EST ✈ ▋
'culture of the place'.... I had to leave work early today boss. I'm gonna be sick.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2015 6:54 PM EST

in response to: Dorklings, this is ... weird. Yer obsession with the gp people is crazy and ...I gotta go....
No. I took my dog for a walk, cleaned my home, paid some bills, took the trash out, got dressed for work, went to work, stopped by here a few times and now I am home for the night. Damn, I didn't realize that I have done a lot today until now. O.O

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2015 2:37 AM EST

in response to: Is this all you've done all day?
You did good today. Calm down.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2015 6:05 PM EST

in response to: started my first day of my new job today and was really nervous, was a little bit quiet, tried my best, even did my best to help out when we had an accident and i wasn't sure what to do but did everything i could, i did unfortantely feel very shy and didn't talk as much as i feel i should have, worried i might get fired for being too quiet.. what should i do or have i already messed up? really worried
My coworker said she was going to bring in a caramel cake today and she didn't. I had totally forgotten about it when I walked in today and she said she didn't make it. I pretended to be disappointed and that she owed me. The truth is I don't think I'd really like a caramel cake in the first place. Then we got jimmy johns for lunch cause we didn't bring anything. We had it delivered but they forgot someone's chips so I had to call and tell them to bring more chips back.

/ AUG 20, 2015 11:07 PM EST

in response to: Can you give me the juicy details?
Not today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2015 8:04 AM EST

in response to: when will you have baby jesus?
The store was closed. I was hungry. Would have rather had healthier foods as those nachos are making me feel uncomfortable. (which I plan purchasing later today)

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2015 6:45 AM EST

in response to: So lonely.. Must remember to work on my weight instead of eat (I just ate 2 donuts and 2 pizza pockets)
Today

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2015 9:34 AM EST

in response to: ٠٠٩ How many international laws did I violate when I did this during Ramadan ١٤٣٦? I was volunteering during the annual Ramadan festivities. All was well until near the end, when I met a lovely Emirati girl from Dubai. She had a gold-plated suicide belt with extra slots added. I was sitting next to the girl, who then exploded, and I got a major erection when I got covered with all her blood and gore. Is this normal?
So, you like complaining about things you have no control over too? And you troll too. I've seen your work. It's all over the page today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Are you jealous that some of us haven't been banned from Ghostposter, and some people here are actually on good terms with Israel? She has actually responded positively to several of my posts...because I simply follow their rules, and I never troll or cause trouble, something you don't seem to understand.
See? Now that post displays the hate flowing here today. You're just too ignorant to realize it

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 4:31 PM EST

in response to: Can you feel the hate here today?
Wow izzy... you're being hateful today. Sup wit dat cuntface?

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 12:37 PM EST

in response to: 01 I will be on vacation next week. So if I don't get a chance to make my posts it's not that izzy won and chased me off. It's just that I have a life and will be out and about and not post my daily dribble unlike izzy who should be up to 84 when I return. Try not to miss me too much (and izzy, please note that in my absence that there will still be moronic posts. This should destroy your theory that it's just one person)
I agree with you 100 percent. Perhaps they ran out of stuff to cover. Maybe today's generation doesn't find history interesting enough to watch it and therefore the history channel has less budgeting. Either way I'm pissed.

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2015 6:39 PM EST

in response to: The History Channel used to be so сunting good. Why is it all about ancient aliens and pawn stars now?
Judging by his name, it sounds like his ancestors where from britain. He is not native to America (which is NOT a country, but a continent that extends from Canada to Argentina) and no true American would do the shameless stuff he did. It's all Europe's fault that our lovely continent is in the shape it is in today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2015 11:13 PM EST

in response to: In the wake of the James Holmes Bat Man Killer Cinema Shootings Trial... is it now the time we all reluctantly announce that we must all hand in our buns?
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