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Ah, but it wasn't always dark today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 6:21 PM EST

in response to: Are there blue skies today?
None of you know anything about good music. When I think of modern music, Taylor Swift does not enter my mind...only REAL music. Yes, real music is still being made today, and retards like you are the reason good bands/albums don't have the recognition they deserve.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 5:30 PM EST

in response to: why does new music suck? I mean sure, taylor swift can blow me for sure. but c'mon! its just a whinny girl singing about how mean boys are... BORING!! NEXT!
Taylor Swift makes music geared toward 14 year old girls. Much of the popular music is that way today. It sells and that's all that counts to the record labels. The assault on your senses, good taste and ears isn't taken into account.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2015 4:58 PM EST

in response to: why does new music suck? I mean sure, taylor swift can blow me for sure. but c'mon! its just a whinny girl singing about how mean boys are... BORING!! NEXT!
Do what I did. Look her in the eyes and say: You are a failure as a mother and as a human being. You should be ashamed for what youve done with your life and your childrens lives. You could die today and it would bring joy to my eyes. You ruined your life and your kids lives and I never want to be part of your life again. Your too late to decide to try to be my mother now.

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2015 8:13 PM EST

in response to: My mother sent me a text saying why didn't I celebrate Mother's Day with her. If that ugly cow didn't produce a Downs Syndrome freak of nature, and make my teenage years a living nightmare, then maybe I might respect the сunt. But no, she had to fart out a drooling Autard. What should I do to let her know she is not relevant in my life anymore?
oh yeah she had DEEZ NUTS today you better believe it (naruto quote)

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 6:00 AM EST

in response to: Have you had your GMILF today?
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UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2015 5:52 AM EST

in response to: how do i find DEEZ NUTS
Just put it out today so it isn't green yet.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2015 4:40 PM EST

in response to: How well does your garden grow?
This joke wasn't funny ten years ago and it certainly isn't funny today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 3, 2015 5:13 PM EST

in response to: Okay Chuck Norrisí tears cure cancer..... Too bad he has never cried.
fuсking fuсk the cards for today

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2015 3:56 PM EST

in response to: What is in the cards for today?
First good thing posted today!

UNITED STATES / MAY 1, 2015 1:27 PM EST

in response to: I hope Italy Steve has brain cancer
Good! You're on time this morning... You're still a pompous jackass too. How are you today?

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2015 7:38 AM EST

in response to: 43 Good morning there, resident idiot.
Got a customer in today?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Oh, hi Jo... It's off to bed I go!!
Besides today... yesterday

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2015 3:06 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you drank on the job?
I saw some black birds today. They were having council on round circle of rocks in the ocean. In the middel of them there was a lone seagull. One of the birds had its wings spread out for the entire session, which leads me to think that it was their leader.

UNITED STATES / APR 18, 2015 5:04 PM EST

in response to: cheer me up please
Today? No.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2015 7:52 PM EST

in response to: Did you do anything?
I'm sure I've done it already today. I feel like this is a big problem for me. And I think I would be a lot further along in life had fear and inferiority complex not been forced on to me as a child. I don't know how to act differently but I do know what caused this when I was a child....therefore I'm doing the best I can to avoid forcing these things onto my own children. Good luck. Maybe surround yourself with those who have the qualities you wish to possess. Hmmm maybe I will try the same...

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2015 1:43 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you created a barrier out of fear or lack of understanding, and do you wish you'd acted differently?
No gang. I simply smile, break a couple hearts... yank a few chains, ya know, have fun! I'm off today, I'd drop by and see my GP and get a new prescription, waltz over on to Union Square and window shop. :) Then walk home. Today is Monday, the Farmer's Market may be there, or not... Can't ever remember the 3-4 days they set up shop there. Oh, but then I have to get to work sometime today on my puter! Can't forget that. :) Been putting it off for sometime.

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2015 12:33 PM EST

in response to: 22 good morning Dr. Pompous Jackass! HA! I was 1st this morning
Am going to be seeing Jazzabella today!!

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2015 12:24 PM EST

in response to: Any guys ever fantasize about putting a woman's feet through one of those old washing mangles? Or even just a pair of her shoes?
Is this the factoid of today?

UNITED STATES / MAR 26, 2015 3:44 AM EST

in response to: China, North Korea, and Canada are the only countries with no restrictions on abortion
I rubbed a couple out today

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2015 9:31 PM EST

in response to: I had the most erotic dream last night...
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