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Best post today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2016 9:52 PM EST

in response to: It is my duty to report soh will not be here tonight due to depression causes. Seems she let her sweater puppies out for the big march today and within 2 minutes a cop pulled her out saying "Hey Mac, women only!"
Stuff it? Feeling pretty frisky today, aren't you? New batteries for the vibrator?

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 3:27 PM EST

in response to: So, the op below me, talkin of politics can stuff it! 😝
Take your hate towards Christians back to /r/atheism. Christianity is responsible for musical notation(all of songs that exist today) and it stopped emperors from cutting off little boys dicks and using them as sex slaves. It also inspired a lot of great art. There are people out there who would be violent criminals if not for their Christianity. While it's true that praying does nothing and pretending that it does is deluded you should let people have their emotional crutch.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2016 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Great! All your thoughts and prayers have removed all the earthquake damage and destruction in Italy! God says congrats!
Best news I've had today if you really do go.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2016 8:39 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, am gettin outta here! I didn't want to post tonight, but GP isn't working, and you Moo's are asshõles, and I've been away for a week or so, and it feels damned good! Soooo, screw you! 😊
Today is Sunday August 14th, 2016 the time is 3:23 pm

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: Today is Tuesday August 23rd, 2011 The time is 5:41pm
Not Today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2016 5:43 PM EST

in response to: I feel good. Do you feel good too?
I'm gonna regret telling you dreamt, last night, that I was fishing from a high point in this town that looked familiar but was odd. I was spinning and began to pull gly smiling Jesus on the front pointing at me and looking like some billionaire Evangelist. I have painted three paintings in his honour today. Okay, that last bit was a fib, but hey, a bible, hey? ITALY/Aug 07, 2016 11:32 AM


in response to: In the resurrection morning, When the trump of God shall sound, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Then the saints will come rejoicing And no tears will e’er be found, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise. We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Amen! We shall rise! Hallelujah! In the resurrection morning, When death’s prison bars are broken, We shall rise, Hallelujah! We shall rise.
Must've been you, yelling allu snackbar in brussels today..


in response to: There is a reason why they call it the Butt Sniffing Religion. Every time they go nose forward and to the floor, everybody farts. Fantastic aroma in those mosques. When I light my farts I yell "ALLAHU AKBAR!" and make a blowtorch.
isnt your girl friend on today?


in response to: The Justcurio Archives presents the "Voices Of Our Brothers" Ghostposter exhibit: If you support Donald Trump, you deserve a ban from this site. UNITED STATES/Aug 05, 2016 04:08 AM
I'd like to think so. I've only ever watched one couple live genuinely happy forever; my grandparents. However they were also not brought up in the world we are today, they didn't have computers, and social networks. Life was making effort with everyone, but with everything at the tip of our fingers the temptation is easier to fall for.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2016 3:29 PM EST

in response to: can one person love another person and stay true forever?
Not working today with your Johns? Get that teddy out.

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2016 3:26 PM EST

in response to: Am not going to get dressed or go out allll day. Am gonna stay in my jammies all day!
I've fapped over this so many times today that my dick is sore

UNITED STATES / JUL 25, 2016 12:53 PM EST

in response to: youtube.com/watch?v=XRXccrieFuY
Bad Poem no. 2 --- I saw a worm outside today, wriggling on its belly, I thought he'd like to come inside and help me tease soh on JC.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2016 1:33 AM EST

in response to: Bad Poetry Practice run no.1..
Theres a bit of plagiarism towards the end. ---> I wandered around work today, lonely as a cloud, delicious misery, desolate enchantment, then I hopped in the car and went home. --- whaddya think?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2016 1:29 AM EST

in response to: Bad Poetry Practice run no.1..
too humid to paint today, have to do it tonight!

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2016 11:16 PM EST

in response to: What are u doing up!? Get to bed!! 😝
The word for today is legs. Spread the word.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2016 10:45 PM EST

in response to: WAIT TILL I GIVE THE WORD!
Insurance paid me today so i will do that.


in response to: Darling, am finkin I'll go to bed. Am not feeling well. 😒
Im having a bad day today.

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2016 10:47 PM EST

in response to: Essie's mademoiselle and gel setter... A brides wedding color, really.. Still it's my favorite, and I just did them, and they look gorg. 😊
That asshole will have earned many, many new supporters after today's events. The US is just one great big JC like cesspit of slimy, self-serving, ugly-minded folk like him...and three nice people.

ITALY / JUN 12, 2016 6:55 PM EST

in response to: Is there a bigger asshole than trump?
Italy spent today hugging muslim boys.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 6:00 PM EST

in response to: national hug a muslim day incoming
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