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Excellent. My 3rd 'ata guy' today, a new personal record.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2016 6:27 PM EST

in response to: Listening to various news outlets today leads me to believe the most important thing coming out of the debate tonight is who looks more presidential. Does this mean Hillary will jam a penis down an intern's throat in order to look like Bill?
Oh and it's massive today!

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2016 12:15 PM EST

in response to: Singing Das POOP Time, yeah!
The solution is so simple. Damn kids today can't figure out anything for themselves. All you have to do is let him do you up the pooper.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2016 7:35 AM EST

in response to: My mother told me I can't have sex until I'm on the pill, I respect that, but it's my boyfriends birthday soon and I really want to make him happy... Is it okay to go behind my mums back?
It is the most normal thing here today.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2016 5:33 PM EST

in response to: Im a girl and I like this other girl who likes maje. Is that normal?
Im polynesian today and i dink you shuld chenge caree-er. Ah think yer shuld become a neshun mystic wid a crystal ball en jandalls and read peepuls mynds.

UNITED STATES / SEP 24, 2016 6:54 PM EST

in response to: Does anyone ever read their own question and wonder, Why did I say something so stupid?
Too late. Chips, salsa, and margaritas it is. It's a mexican theme today.

/ SEP 17, 2016 4:14 PM EST

in response to: What can I get for lunch that won't make me feel like crap and sluggish after eating it?
i showed maje today.

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2016 3:31 PM EST

in response to: Show maje
What have you been smoking today, OP?

UNITED STATES / SEP 5, 2016 10:36 PM EST

in response to: is a girl, sc. ask "lit" if you want me
I will never come back here again today.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2016 11:27 PM EST

in response to: Am crawling to bed, sooo tired.
I will never come back here again today.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2016 2:27 PM EST

in response to: Oh! I gotta go! Toots!! 😝
Dear Friend. I care about you enough to go on a site full of strangers to ask them about what meaningful thing I could say to you. These are not actually my words. As my present to you instead of buying anything I decided to give you my body. Use me as you please. For today I am your personal ƒuck slave.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2016 6:36 PM EST

in response to: my friend's birthday is tomorrow and i need to write something that is moving but i am so bad in english and i need some help can anyone help me ? thanks
Best post today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2016 9:52 PM EST

in response to: It is my duty to report soh will not be here tonight due to depression causes. Seems she let her sweater puppies out for the big march today and within 2 minutes a cop pulled her out saying "Hey Mac, women only!"
Stuff it? Feeling pretty frisky today, aren't you? New batteries for the vibrator?

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2016 3:27 PM EST

in response to: So, the op below me, talkin of politics can stuff it! 😝
Take your hate towards Christians back to /r/atheism. Christianity is responsible for musical notation(all of songs that exist today) and it stopped emperors from cutting off little boys dicks and using them as sex slaves. It also inspired a lot of great art. There are people out there who would be violent criminals if not for their Christianity. While it's true that praying does nothing and pretending that it does is deluded you should let people have their emotional crutch.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2016 10:37 PM EST

in response to: Great! All your thoughts and prayers have removed all the earthquake damage and destruction in Italy! God says congrats!
Best news I've had today if you really do go.

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2016 8:39 PM EST

in response to: Anyway, am gettin outta here! I didn't want to post tonight, but GP isn't working, and you Moo's are asshõles, and I've been away for a week or so, and it feels damned good! Soooo, screw you! 😊
Today is Sunday August 14th, 2016 the time is 3:23 pm

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2016 3:23 PM EST

in response to: Today is Tuesday August 23rd, 2011 The time is 5:41pm
Not Today.

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2016 5:43 PM EST

in response to: I feel good. Do you feel good too?
I'm gonna regret telling you dreamt, last night, that I was fishing from a high point in this town that looked familiar but was odd. I was spinning and began to pull gly smiling Jesus on the front pointing at me and looking like some billionaire Evangelist. I have painted three paintings in his honour today. Okay, that last bit was a fib, but hey, a bible, hey? ITALY/Aug 07, 2016 11:32 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2016 8:23 PM EST

in response to: In the resurrection morning, When the trump of God shall sound, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Then the saints will come rejoicing And no tears will e’er be found, We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise. We shall rise, Hallelujah! we shall rise! Amen! We shall rise! Hallelujah! In the resurrection morning, When death’s prison bars are broken, We shall rise, Hallelujah! We shall rise.
Must've been you, yelling allu snackbar in brussels today..

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2016 7:15 PM EST

in response to: There is a reason why they call it the Butt Sniffing Religion. Every time they go nose forward and to the floor, everybody farts. Fantastic aroma in those mosques. When I light my farts I yell "ALLAHU AKBAR!" and make a blowtorch.
isnt your girl friend on today?

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2016 3:25 PM EST

in response to: The Justcurio Archives presents the "Voices Of Our Brothers" Ghostposter exhibit: If you support Donald Trump, you deserve a ban from this site. UNITED STATES/Aug 05, 2016 04:08 AM
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