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I climbed the rock and saw the monkeys today.Tommorow I go home :(

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2018 6:17 PM EST

in response to: I'm in Gibraltar
I'll have you know I only had nine sandwiches and a diet coke today, racist!

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 3:10 AM EST

in response to: How dare you continue to be fat. Actually, please continue. Hopefully you will have a heart attack from eating those disgusting greasy fries and burgers, with your 12 sandwich eating, 15" pizza, sloppy Joe, and a diet coke eating ass!
It's clear to anyone having a brain that nothing was achieved today.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2018 12:49 PM EST

in response to: Liberals melt down! Trump literally achieved world peace! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
Am on a liquid diet today, you moo, soo stuff it!

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 9:54 PM EST

in response to: I’ll sit on u and squish ya real good!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼
I thought yo a is 12 yr old girl. Damz g maken up yo mind whose yo bitch is todays.


in response to: So im a closeted gay guy and i havnt really told anyone at my school. I was on tindr and someone from my grade, a friend of mine came up. Should I talk to him directly about it or should I jurt avoid the conversation. I just really want to talk but should I ask?
Yes.. In the lift today. Do you have esp or something.


in response to: Have you ever met a tall man with short legs?
Trump shіt his panties again today. 💩


in response to: Today is the first day of the Constitutional Crisis. The US President just told America that he is above the rule of law, saying: "I have the absolute right to PARDON myself" AND "The appointment of the Special Councel is totally UNCONSTITUTIONAL!"
I'm apparently i am slow day in my brain today. Soh, did this person say that because of you? to attract your attention? I mean, were they being threatening?? I mean your near those pepeidge farm cakes, use those as ammunition... toss one of those suckers over on him (over the aisle divider)

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2018 10:30 PM EST

in response to: Ok, this is a very serious question and I must ask cause I’m dying to know... What would you do or how would you react iiiiif you heard someone in a loud voice in the next isle (ur at the grocery store) day: Graaaacccciiiooouuuus!!!! Now ur in the bread isle annd u know the isle to the left is the dairy isle.. ie, the frozen food section. Most specifically, at the end of the dairy isle, where the frozen Peperridge Farm layer cakes are.. what do I do now??
Donnie is so scared he shіt his pants again today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2018 9:31 PM EST

in response to: Who is going to bring him down first, Stormy, Mueller or Rudy Giuliani?
Just for today? Why not for tomorrow as well? And the day after tomorrow? What about leaving forever? Would be nice! 😊

UNITED STATES / MAY 30, 2018 12:33 PM EST

in response to: Im off today. ☺️ Been using an old tin of the Brambleberry Rose lippy balm becausecthe updated version is not what it used to be. Also, going to see Broski!! Yay.. I’ll go to Bklyn. It’s a nice day to go to Brooklyn! Wyd today?? What are you up to?? ☺️
Not today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2018 10:48 AM EST

in response to: anyon in terested in a valuable antique?
Not to mention all his 13 year olds have perfect spelling and grammar... that’s not the way any real world kid writes today!😂

CANADA / MAY 25, 2018 6:31 PM EST

in response to: .kid . .. . .kid? ...KID!!??? What a crock of shıt!! .. kid my ass, that old bag of guts pretending to be some 13yr junior track & field achiever HORSESHİT... the so called "kid" is on fůcking social security, and as for his track and field "career", our little athlete has falling hemorrhoids and toxic flatulence
The USA had 30,000 nuclear weapons in 1980s... today only 300 (which is still a lot)

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 7:20 PM EST

in response to: "You talk about nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used." Never were more childish words spoken by a world leader.
most hobbies today are activities ..they don't give happiness seripus hobbies do. . This is why I suggest dioramas, they take a lot of work, to build a hobby quality diorama ... I don't mean shoebox with cutout buildings inside. I mean diorama such as model railroadeders construct, highly realistic

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 9:45 AM EST

in response to: I’ve been really depressed lately and I don’t know why. None of my current hobbies really make me feel that happy anymore. Suggestions for fun things to do?
Soh is angry Soh today

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 8:34 AM EST

in response to: ┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐Now fuсk off assholes!
Today is Tuesday..

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 2:58 PM EST

in response to: Ahhh.. can’t decide.. 😣
Life is bound by time, it is dependent of it and therefore tightly attached to it. We all know that time is irreversible, but what we don't know is when time began. Since life is interwoven with time we can only assume that when time is over, life will come to an end. Now who's to say whether that end is today, tomorrow or a hundred million years from now. All we know is that it must have an end. The important thing is we make the most of every day, moment, second.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2018 2:27 PM EST

in response to: When does Iife end?
See what I mean? You can't write a single post without adding something rude or historic of our president. You try to find the bad in people by worrying more about their past than what they are doing now. What today, has he done wrong? Can you provide that without a single act of childishness?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2018 8:00 PM EST

in response to: Hoping that trump supporters are really feeling the increase in gas prices that the orange traitor created....hopefully you will be worrying about food or your next rent payment!
I will never come back here again today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 3:18 PM EST

in response to: Soh's crisis, she keeps starting to tell us some big time news ..that includes her leaving JC & GP. .but then she disapears for a day. Is she really leaving us or is this So-Soh Theatrics
Shuttuppa!! Am waiting today.. Waiting for the mailman!! Annd, no eyeliner today, no mascara!! Am free today, all eyebrows, I say!!

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2018 11:28 AM EST

in response to: I know what I’m gonna do... 😉
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