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11:55, it's no brains today.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 12:58 PM EST

in response to: 100 As a child, did you have a favorite toy? Do you still have it? Yes, my sister's ćunt was my favorite toy. After we buried the bitch I dug her up and cut her ćunt out, so yes, I still have it. ITALY/Oct 20, 2014 12:03AM
No school today, eh?

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 11:55 AM EST

in response to: 100 As a child, did you have a favorite toy? Do you still have it? Yes, my sister's ćunt was my favorite toy. After we buried the bitch I dug her up and cut her ćunt out, so yes, I still have it. ITALY/Oct 20, 2014 12:03AM
who's wiping my ass today

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2014 7:57 AM EST

in response to: You're ninety years old. What will matter to you the most now?
Today is my mothers birthday, and she don’t deserve to be wished a good one, well why should an abuser be wished anything good, her man took my innocence from me and I can never get it back and all she did was laugh about it.

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2014 9:56 AM EST

in response to: I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fuсking up-tempo record everytime I do a goddamn death dedication! It's the last goddamn time, I want SOMEBODY to use his fuсkin' brain, to not come out of a goddamn record that is up-tempo and I gotta talk about a fuсkin' dog dying!!!
Today, my boyfriend gave his pecker a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 5:32 PM EST

in response to: There's been a lot of talk about the Global Citizen movement, they say we all should get together and be all one big family. Americans, Europeans, and Asians, Africans, Arabs, and Russians, I bet they want the ISIS too, in the Global Citizen movement!
Live today for tomorrow may never come.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 12:20 PM EST

in response to: What's a quote that gives you strength?
Was she also the one on the Today Show® who kept pushing the young teenage girl to say what word some other girl called her then got her panties in a knot when the kid finally gave in and said cunt? Like Katie didn't know what it was in the first place.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 6:30 PM EST

in response to: would you do Katie Couric?
I remember when she was on the Today Show®. She acted appalled when she found out teen age girls gave head. Helloooooo McFly!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 6:24 PM EST

in response to: would you do Katie Couric?
Today is English Language Day!

UNITED STATES / OCT 13, 2014 3:06 PM EST

in response to: How are you celebrating European Invasion Day today?
Having a real shіt today... I called Pia.

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2014 11:01 PM EST

in response to: My poop has corn in it
Today and I never send them on.

UNITED STATES / OCT 1, 2014 12:55 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you got an email chain letter?
If it werent for those "Euro" people wouldnt be here today.... 90 percent of the mexican population, alone, is mixed with native and european blood. the past is the past.. we wouldnt be here if it werent for their conquest..

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2014 1:36 AM EST

in response to: I'm glad that the Spanish fuсKer off out of Mexico, South America, and the Philippines. But those Limey Fuсks won't leave North America, South Africa or Austrailia. What will it take to let these Eurofuсkers know that they are not wanted, and that they should fuсk off back to fuсking Europe?
what color panties are you wearing today?

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2014 6:00 PM EST

in response to: Are you here yet?
So that's history... we're talkin' today mofo!

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 5:46 PM EST

in response to: soh v izzy for GP сunt of the year.... who wins?
It's talk like a pirate in NYC today. :) It could win you some free booty. Lol, but seriously, if you go into Krispy Kreme and talk like a pirate while placing yer order, you'd get a free doughnut.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2014 12:32 PM EST

in response to: 9:09 wants to be still and quiet with me... ;)
"I personally believe that the two greatest threats to America today are gunz and fetuses." -Baeraq Hussein Ubama

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 6:34 PM EST

in response to: How come Republicans want less government for themselves, but think they have the right to tell the rest of the world how to live/run their own countries?
Not today.

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2014 2:51 AM EST

in response to: In my office!
i got gas 2 days ago for $3.28. Today it was $3.78.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 7:46 PM EST

in response to: Notice how the price of gas shot up right before the holiday weekend? They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
It was on the news today that gas is cheaper than it has been for quite some time.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 6:02 PM EST

in response to: Notice how the price of gas shot up right before the holiday weekend? They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Oh! Someone is having a Birthday today!! :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2014 4:04 PM EST

in response to: HaPpY BiRtHdAy, ducky!! I hope you have a nice day, and I know youre traveling... Hopefully you see this in a day or two... :) *huGs*
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