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I'm thinking about doing the repair man today.

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 11:35 AM EST

in response to: Anyway, you know how I'm doing... How are you guys doing?
Have you got your meds today?

UNITED STATES / FEB 26, 2015 5:27 AM EST

in response to: Why have a diaphragm stomach? Why not a triphragm or polyphragm artificial stomach from G4S /DARPA Stomach systems? Be one step ahead in the Gay Nancy man Transhumanist craze of the future. Being human is SO YESTERDAY!(Apply to address above).
I used Lysol wipes at work today... :(

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 4:42 PM EST

in response to: Oooooh, hi ho... hi ho... it's off to work I go! :D
Had lunch today, pizza, and couldn't even taste it! Junked it, I's did!

UNITED STATES / FEB 25, 2015 4:23 PM EST

in response to: Am SICK!! :( I've blown me nose so many damned times, the skin just under it is red raw! :( Everytime I cough, I unconsciously stick me tongue out and the lil skin under it has torn a lil! :( Ugh, somebody shoot me... :(
Not today.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: anybody up for having a drink?
Today is great. Child pňrn parade day right past my home and about 40 child pňrn stars just went by and the oldest one was probably 12 years old. Every one in pórnographic condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was the special guest appearance of the King of child pórn himself Steve Beerćock AKA Italy. That pedophilic bаstard stole the fuсking show.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2015 2:10 PM EST

in response to: FUČKING CUNTING SPAMMER IF I EVER CATCH YOU I WILL RIP YOUR FUĆKING HEAD OFF AND SHlT DOWN YOUR CUNTING THROAT
Or else what? You can't do stuff all. You will be ignored. Like you don't exist. We've had a great day today. Have you?

UNITED KINGDOM / FEB 21, 2015 4:17 PM EST

in response to: Shouldn't Mexicans be embarrassed by their Indian, Spanish, West African, Melanesian, North African Arab, Gypsy, and Sephardic Jew hodgepodge mixture? I mean, holy crap what a pile of human excrement!!!
You're just angry because I gave you something today that you didn't expect. I know "what" you are.

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 4:10 PM EST

in response to: Shouldn't Mexicans be embarrassed by their Indian, Spanish, West African, Melanesian, North African Arab, Gypsy, and Sephardic Jew hodgepodge mixture? I mean, holy crap what a pile of human excrement!!!
Darling, I feel achy and feverish... I'll have to go out at some point today for some fever reducer meds. :(

UNITED STATES / FEB 21, 2015 10:41 AM EST

in response to: Anyone up for some yodeling? :D
Today is Do a Grouch a Favor Day.

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2015 2:37 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Today's a holiday! I almost forgot!
Tomorrow I will be older than I am today

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2015 3:48 PM EST

in response to: What is your best estimation?
Today is great. Tractor parade day right past my home and about 50 old tractors just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was old riding lawn mowers and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 8:33 PM EST

in response to: What does being drippy mean?
Today with a Hershey's dark chocolate miniature.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2015 4:03 PM EST

in response to: When was the last time you treated yourself?
i'm always forgetful at the shop. Got a few bottles of desperados today because of offer. Its tequila flavor. unusual taste.

UNITED STATES / FEB 9, 2015 9:41 PM EST

in response to: I really, realllly wanted the lil lemon butter loaf at the grocery store, but settled on honey wheat pretzels... Should've snagged a btl. of cherry wheat beer..
I had a shower myself today!

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2015 8:52 PM EST

in response to: should I wash up tonight?
If you're sad you should try another place. It's a nice day, today.

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2015 8:50 AM EST

in response to: The Street Wheel(R) for Hunchfronts is available from Buming Slonder America. If you have been gay for more than a year or have only been in the U.S. for six months, you can still take advantage of our exclusive offer. Contact: E. Poodle, Buming Slonder Marketing, P.O. Box 262, Gillingham, Kent, U.K.
Today is my birthday.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 5:31 PM EST

in response to: Obsessions:Today is a full moon.
Today is my Birthday and I'm 67.

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2015 11:19 AM EST

in response to: February 4th is a special day, because ... ?
It was a long time I didn't visit JC and it's a lot cooler now (today, you'll say lol) Big Koala hugs to all of you kids from the next generation -canadian koala

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2015 5:26 PM EST

in response to: "Militants fighting for the Islamic State terror group in Syria and Iraq have claimed to have burned alive captured Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh while he was locked helpless in a cage." Who the hell do these animals think they are? Americans???? Italy is such a compassion person.
Today

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2015 11:39 AM EST

in response to: Warp my reality please.
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