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I'm waiting for the mail. I have bills I have to pay, and I want to see them!! I have to be prepared, you see... ☺️ But it's kinda late in the day, and I think he's already been to my building. I auess I just don't have any mail today... That and I'm awaiting a few packages... ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2017 5:16 PM EST

in response to: Anywhoo... where is my fûcking mailman!??? Ugh, I can't! 😝🖕🏼
Today you will.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 6:16 AM EST

in response to: Will i be alright today?
Thanks for the replies. I must admit I hadn't realised how much of a problem periods can be til I started looking into it. Seems like for a lucky few their periods cause them minimal inconvenience, but for most it can be quite an ordeal. I'm suddenly feeling a new found respect for women today!

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 2:39 AM EST

in response to: Curious guy with a sincere question for the ladies about periods; how often do you have 'leakage' incidents, and what degree of embarrassment or anxiety does this generally cause you? Thanks
Personally, you need to control your fear of what is to be. You can't have your cake and eat it. Whenever you feel that the worry it's starting to creep on you, you tell yourself 'No, not today. I am in control. I deserve to be happy' with firm conviction and belief - and you must believe it. Otherwise it won't work. Best of luck.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 5:34 PM EST

in response to: How to stop worrying too much and start enjoying life?
It's going down. Right at this moment he is on his way down. Have you noticed his lack of tweets today?

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 2:46 PM EST

in response to: TRUMP HATERS ARE NlGGER CUNTS. WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
I shіt on the ground today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 6:15 PM EST

in response to: Hai.. How was your day?? I had such a good day .. went to work (yay!! 😝) Pia picks me up this afternoon, I made her a latte, packed a few cookies, annnd off we go to Union Square... To Sephora, snagged 4 little samples of gorgeousness, soooo happy. ☺️
I had sex three times today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 6:11 PM EST

in response to: Darlings, tell me something? Something nice from your day. ☺️ Can be anything.
Time. Sounds cliche but seriously, there really is no other way. Losing someone is going to hurt less and less with time. ...probably the last thing you want to hear, but I can tell you from experience it's true. I've lost a mother, father, a fiance (the love of my life), grandparents, and more loved ones. I was miserable after each loss. However, I am happy today because...you simply learn to continue. You have to. There is no "quick fix" that lessens the pain of losing someone.

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 1:21 AM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
I sat in the sun in the garden today and thought of you...

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 7:41 PM EST

in response to: I want to talk to you so bad...I want to be with you..
There are lots of unreliable accounts in history about the invention of pretzels. I am taking this from a work that Bryan Bunch wrote called "The History of Science and Technology". According to the book in 610 AD, a monk gave these pretzels to the children as a reward for learning their prayers. The monk baked a long roll of dough and folded it into the shape of a person in prayer and called it 'pretiola' (meaning little reward[s]) thus becoming what we know today as pretzels.

GERMANY / APR 29, 2017 6:48 AM EST

in response to: Who in the heck came up with the idea of pretzels anyway?
No sex today.

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2017 5:51 AM EST

in response to: Who'd you have sex with? Anime babe or cash me outside girl?
Sweetie, you just are not being very friendly today.

UNITED STATES / APR 27, 2017 3:16 PM EST

in response to: Trump just announced that he will NOT terminate NAFTA. How do you feel about that, you fücking deplorables?
i get this alot too but also when people do talk to me they are just dicks i guess that is just the youth of today

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 3:22 PM EST

in response to: I'm going through a difficult time and I feel like there's nobody to talk to. What should I do?
Thank you. And I made the mistake of telling people on Jc.. now it's a whole friggen fight. Those ass hole really do try to go above and beyond to make me feel lousy about myself.. I'm sure you may be thinking I have pics of myself, but I don't. The pics I took today are the only ones I have of myself. I don't know why the hell I go there, it's always the same bullshiit, and I just wind up getting soo aggravated. ƒùcking done w it all..

UNITED STATES / APR 24, 2017 7:21 AM EST

in response to: you can put lipstick on a pig...
what color are your panties today?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:54 PM EST

in response to: Fùck this fùcking DUMP, and fùck you fûcking ASSHÔLES,!!! 😡🖕🏼😝🖕🏼😡😝🖕🏼😡
what color are your panties today?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:53 PM EST

in response to: Fùck this fùcking DUMP, and fùck you fûcking ASSHÔLES,!!! 😡🖕🏼😝🖕🏼😡😝🖕🏼😡
what color are your panties today?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:50 PM EST

in response to: Fùck this fùcking DUMP, and fùck you fûcking ASSHÔLES,!!! 😡🖕🏼😝🖕🏼😡😝🖕🏼😡
The only pics I have of myself are the ones I took today, sooo ... if I want to sit in front of a mirror and take pictures, I will go ahead and damn well take pics!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Posted something on GP and no one even noticed... 😖
what color are your panties today?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:37 PM EST

in response to: Posted something on GP and no one even noticed... 😖
what color are your panties today?

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 8:36 PM EST

in response to: Posted something on GP and no one even noticed... 😖
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