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Im having a bad day today.

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2016 10:47 PM EST

in response to: Essie's mademoiselle and gel setter... A brides wedding color, really.. Still it's my favorite, and I just did them, and they look gorg. 😊
That asshole will have earned many, many new supporters after today's events. The US is just one great big JC like cesspit of slimy, self-serving, ugly-minded folk like him...and three nice people.

ITALY / JUN 12, 2016 6:55 PM EST

in response to: Is there a bigger asshole than trump?
Italy spent today hugging muslim boys.

UNITED STATES / JUN 12, 2016 6:00 PM EST

in response to: national hug a muslim day incoming
Someone said something so nice to me today... Was a GPer, too... 😊


in response to: What is a hot anaI diaper?
I'm going to Six flags today and get wet.


in response to: I'll make some minor changes to my bedroom... Rearranging somethings, junking others. 😝 What are you doing? 😊
YES! My old mailman is back today! He must have just been on vacation!


in response to: Whenever a black person deIivers something to my house, they ring the doorbell then peer into the window. The white or Asian deliverymen never look in the window like that. We only have fob African blacks here so I think it may be an African thing? Has anyone else noticed this? UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2014 9:17 PM EST my new Somali mailman does exactly this! I nap in the recliner by the door and if he rings the doorbell I see a black face staring in at me when I wake up!
That depends... Is this a yes or no question, or is it asking for either the answer "today" or "tomorrow", in which case you would create a bit of a paradox, in my opinion. I suppose if it was the first question, the answer would be, of course, yes - seeing as I don't know where you are, this is fairly obvious; the universe is a very big place. If you were asking the second question, it would be both... or a paradox would be created, as stated. :)

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 11:48 PM EST

in response to: Is it going to rain today or tomorrow?
Yes, somewhere it will rain today. And then somewhere it will rain tomorrow.

UNITED STATES / MAY 31, 2016 3:44 PM EST

in response to: Is it going to rain today or tomorrow?
I laid your mom today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2016 12:23 PM EST

in response to: I got laid today, Did you?
i see your showing signs of remission today.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2016 5:02 PM EST

in response to: BURN NlGGER BURN
I'm a bit bored. Shouldn't be. But not feeling too good today. Fell asleep before.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2016 3:35 AM EST

in response to: Am bored... Wanna hang out w me for a lil?
Why do you think it needs fixing? Go through the archives. It has been this way virtually from the start. It very quickly evolved into what it is today which is what the majority of actual users prefer. Don't fix what isn't broken. If it offends you, then look elsewhere to have your needs satisfied. For example, GP offends me, so I just avoid the offense by not going there. Problem solved.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2016 7:13 AM EST

in response to: How will you make Justcurio.us a pleasant place again?
Yeah, tell us one of your so-called politically incorrect jokes. I bet they are extremely politically correct, according to today's standards.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2016 4:38 PM EST

in response to: How would you entertain your audience?
not today.

TURKEY / MAY 8, 2016 2:19 PM EST

in response to: Did you see what I saw?
Not today.... 😉


in response to: Am not having a good time... 😩 Where's Fatman? Maybe he can cheer me up. 😒 In any case, its getting late where you are, and you'll be in bed soon, so before we start fighting, just wanna say... Have a gn... ✨
Whats it like over in the Peens? What will you do today?


in response to: Anyway, it's 430 in the morning here, and am well rested, and wide awake! 😝 Lol, how are you doing? What are you doing? 😊
I sure did, not the best day today.


in response to: i bet you had a bad day, didn't ya?
Yes he does. I PM him today

UNITED STATES / APR 29, 2016 10:41 PM EST

in response to: Hey Uncle Melvin guy- you have a PM
Okay, well I am pretty.. but I do have big boobs. This is sounding nice to me too! Just so you know if I don't answer from noon to five today its because I'm busy. But we can chat tomorrow even more. If you are planning on having sex we can do it tomorrow at 6pm.

UNITED STATES / APR 28, 2016 10:09 AM EST

in response to: Are there any guys out there willing to do chat sex with me on here? If so answer and tell me your first name and what you want me to do sexton wise.
Yes of course! That's how we roll. It was a new one we made up today.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2016 10:01 PM EST

in response to: Did a fun exercise with the family - 10 questions or more about how well they knew me. My wife got like only 7 & 1/2. Kids got 2's & 3's. GOD!!! Don't even know me!
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