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yeah! and you did today wrong! its 030 not 30!! If you're gonna do a job do it right...

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2015 8:18 AM EST

in response to: 30 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racial, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Little late today, asshole? What's the matter... wife forgot to untie you??

UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: 027 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racial, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Today is the first sun I've seen in quite some time.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2015 3:18 PM EST

in response to: Yeah! Sunshine! Yeah! Time for walkies!
I only workout at the gym. Today is power ab workout. I am very goodlooking.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2015 10:35 AM EST

in response to: I'm gonna make $350+ today with a jackhammer. Goodbye, back padio
Firstly, terrible English. Second, looks like we're the only ones on here today.

UNITED STATES / JUN 27, 2015 3:49 PM EST

in response to: what a girl say to you the last time you speak with a girl.have you ever speak with an her?
Today was leg day at the gym. I was there for over three hours and there were some hotties trying to flirt but I don't flirt when I am working out. Laugh all you want but if you ain't a ten than we ain't going to be getting it on.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2015 9:34 PM EST

in response to: I'm never ever gonna meet you, so if yer good looking, idc.
Wow. A bunch of jackass today. I suppose your tiny mind can't handle a real question. Hahaha

UNITED STATES / JUN 24, 2015 3:19 PM EST

in response to: Recently I read about an article that said that parasite worms entered through the lungs and traveled to the intestines. I've never heard of such a thing until now. Can someone clarify what species of parasites that they are referring too?
She was actually very reasonable today. Maybe you really did mess up...and bad too. I bet you were the poster that made that "racial stereotypes" post and got banned because that broke a few GP rules.

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2015 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Israel was a real bitch today
Guess I should've said elaborate. But I used it today and it seems to look a little better but not very noticeable.

/ JUN 20, 2015 9:58 PM EST

in response to: Has anyone used coconut oil on their hair?
She was really crabby today. Two U S were *threatened* and I don't understand why.

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2015 9:01 PM EST

in response to: I don't know why I was banned from GP. Usually they have a good reason, but this seems out of no where
Luckily I took got to take some weed resin hits today. First time after almost a month of sh´tty soberness. Last time for lla long time too, sadly

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2015 1:15 AM EST

in response to: Everyone hates me and I'm starting to hate myself
Usually I would pick subway but I wasn't getting out of my car today so I got the whopper jr. it was tasty.

/ JUN 5, 2015 6:17 PM EST

in response to: Should I get a whopper jr or mcchicken on the way home?
I didnt jack off today

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 8:59 PM EST

in response to: I did a fast yesterday. It's the first time I've ever gone a whole day without food. Have you ever fasted? If so, how long and what effects did it have on you?
any threats brewing today???????

UNITED STATES / JUN 3, 2015 5:16 PM EST

in response to: Hey breeder guy. How do u deserve respect when all u do is refer to us as "breeder fušks" respect is earned fukboy. Show us some and we just might show u some
today I was having a nap and I had a dream that my brother was trying to catch a wren that got into the living room and it turned into a white dove. when I woke up I found out that while I was sleeping he had witnessed a terrible shooting downtown.

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: Last night I dreamed that it was my last day of high school. I proposed to a sexy Russian girl that didn't speak a lick of English. What the fušk is going on up there, brain?
Yay! Hurray! I'm off today!! Tomorrow too!

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 6:40 PM EST

in response to: Who is the 'soh' person everyone seems to hate?
June would have been 80 years old today if she were still alive.

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 7:42 PM EST

in response to: Hello, June.
Couple days ago. I just picked up a spring mix at the store today.

/ MAY 27, 2015 8:26 PM EST

in response to: Ooooo, I'm just after having a shower, shampoo, brush and flossed, I feel good. :) I'll sleep with the a/c on tonight, it's hot out. How are you doing? Did you have dinner? :)
Tell him "your gunna.learn how to act today" and punch him.in the face a couple times. Im assuming your older, so just don't use full force, bloody his nose.a little. Tell him "your gunna be respectful to mom,dad, and me, or next time you'll be in the hospital" if ur mom is against it dont tell her. Guarantee he'll act better

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 5:35 PM EST

in response to: My 12-year-old brother is a rude, insensitive bully. He is rude to my dad, pushes my mother to the point of tears, and verbally and physically attacks me everyday. Being 4 years his senior, I want to pummel him and teach him a lesson, buty mom is afraid I will hurt him too much. What should we do?
True. Not many people have acknowledged that. Remembrance is not just for those pasted away from the recent battles, but also the thousands of men and women who fought so that those who live today can live in a free country.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2015 2:09 PM EST

in response to: Memorial day is the day to remember the fallen. Incase you thought it was national BBQ day.
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