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my mother told me that my siblings were so mean to me because I ruined her ability to have children.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Why do you wanna be so mean to me?
My son told me about a scene he witnessed in Catania, a city where patience at the traffic lights is not their forte. A woman at the lights kept stalling didn't manage to set off in time and the lights changed back to red again. The guy behind her nonchalantly strolled over to her car and said in Sicilian something like, "Mrs, when you find a colour you like, do you think we can all leave together?" ITALY/Jul 22, 2014 05:53 AM

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 9:45 AM EST

in response to: Even more of Steve Beercocк's fuскing racism: Join my war campaign: "Kill the little brown bastards before it's too late!"ITALY/Oct 20, 2012 06:44 AM I can't believe GP would allow this type of double-standard, yet disagreeing with anyone in the "in-crowd" is considered "trolling".
I've known some girls who told me to ride a bike or ride a pony, Honey, I'd ride a moose if only that would please me!

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 6:25 PM EST

in response to: you're a wily old fuсk, aren't you?
Yes but if I told you I'd have to k1ll you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.From me, Chris in Laramie, Wy
Someone told me that the reason I had moles was because my yard was full of grub worms and if I put something on to kill those I wouldn't have moles. A garden center could tell you if this is true.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:09 PM EST

in response to: I'm having terrible issues with moles in my yard. I have tried using those spikey traps but they don't seem to be working as I am not getting the moles. Ever have this problem? What is the best way to get rid of them? What worked for you?
Most people would say that they didn't hate Jews but that the Jews had no right to take over the land that they did. Christians believe that the Jews were told by God that they were to have the Promised Land and that is where they are. Almost everyone living is on land that once belonged to someone else so it seems that they can have it as long as they can defend it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:33 AM EST

in response to: Why does Italy hate Jews? But more importantly, why does Izzy put up with it? It's like some serious Stockholm Syndrome case.
Told ya not to call me that, didn't I???

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 10:29 PM EST

in response to: Is FM on tonite?
NO, FM... YOU Shut UP! Also, I told ya NOT to talk to me... boinker

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 9:33 PM EST

in response to: I'm feeling a lil pooish tonite... Can you help me feel better? :)
OK, truth be told, I am not angry at justcurio. If I hurt justcurio's feelings in any way, I apologize. Didn't realize justcurio was so thin-skinned. I get angry at the morons who post the word cunt 100 times. Oh dear- I may have just offended morons ....

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 7:42 AM EST

in response to: Why get angry at justcurio.
My wife did that. I told her to slow down because I could smell hair burning, then offered the obvious solution. She did not appreciate my creative solution to the problem.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:24 PM EST

in response to: Time to EXERCISE! Comeon everyone lets get our fat asses off the couch and get some cardio in before it's too late. Shall I let you know when I'm done?
My mother sat me down when I was 12 and told me that if any male is nice to me at all, ever, it is because he is trying to get in my pants and she hopes it never happens to me. She told me all men are like that, including my dad. Adolescence was a rough time for me...

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 9:29 PM EST

in response to: Did your parents ever have a serious sex talk with you?
When i told my girlfriend i was actively talking to another girl and she was telling me how it hurt her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 10:34 PM EST

in response to: Feeling discouraged and had a long hard cry. When's the last time you cried and what was it over?
Damnit dog, I told you to quit making me horny!

/ JUL 6, 2014 11:17 PM EST

in response to: My dog is making sexy poses again. Is this normal dog behavior?
Someone told me to clench the jaw as tightly as you can for about 30 seconds. I haven't had to try it and doubt if it will work but it might be worth a try.

UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2014 12:25 PM EST

in response to: I woke up with a headache 3 hours ago and it won't go away. It's in my temple and right behind my eye. I took 2 advil and it's not doing anything.
I have been told that I am very pushy.

UNITED STATES / JUL 2, 2014 8:27 PM EST

in response to: Do you like to rush things?
I thought you were told not to post this crap anymore.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 9:56 PM EST

in response to: The goops lick their knives. They lick their fingers. They spill broth, upon the table clothe. Oh, how they lead such disgusting lives. That is why I am glad I'm not a goop, are you?
I thought I told you to stop posting this trash.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 9:22 PM EST

in response to: JC anniversary coming up. What should we get it?
Told ya not to talk to me, FM...

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 5:41 PM EST

in response to: OK, here's the deal... I'm going back to the old ways... I will be checking in on JC to see what going on every now and then, but will not be posting... You blew it! Tootle Loo, Duckies... :(
4:41, No not really but I've been told I am very sexy for a big girl by lots of guys and girls as well.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 4:43 PM EST

in response to: My boobs and butt are huge, ask me anything.
That's exactly what I told your mom.

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2014 2:47 PM EST

in response to: How furry are you? Are you very, VERY, furry... or not so much? :) Do you have fur coming out of yer ears?
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