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You wouldn't believe me if I told you

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2015 9:10 AM EST

in response to: What is the weirdest stuff you did?
My wife packed my bags told me to get the hell out. As I'm walking out the door she hollers hope you have a long slow painful death. I look at her and said to her: So, now you want me to come back.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2015 9:39 PM EST

in response to: You love to hate me, don't you ?
I already commented about these retarded pet names. Then she told me I'm just a 'moo'. I'd rather talk to a five-year-old.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2015 11:53 AM EST

in response to: Dorlingx, I must get ready for my day... I hope you all have a nice day!! 😝...
You already told us that you were going to have access to the NY times.

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2015 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, I have news... But first, how was your day?
Do you think the people who come here are so stupid they need to be told 100 times?

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2015 9:37 AM EST

in response to: 099 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Do you think the people who come here are so stupid they need to be told 100 times?

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2015 9:37 AM EST

in response to: 099 If you are a 1st time visitor to this site you should leave immediately. If you read the posting here you will find that it is dominated by a brain damaged individual who posts vulgar, hateful, racist, juvenile, nonsensical trash. He was banned at another site but anything goes here as you can see. He rarely sleeps and is sorely in need of help.
Problem is don't know the person and keeps bugging me. I run into them every once in a while. Tonight l tried a new tactic. Told them I was seeing someone hoping that they would stop. They tried to that we going to jump off a bridge. (wtf?) told that they shouldn't do that on my account. Finally got their name after over six months of them bugging me. Although I'm not interested in dating anyone at the moment. (I relish my quite time)

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2015 4:06 AM EST

in response to: When we gonna go on a date?
Yesterday when my boyfriend told me he couldn't return my love.

UNITED STATES / AUG 30, 2015 10:33 PM EST

in response to: What has been your saddest moment in life?
How the hell are we suppose to know that? You should have told us. We're not mind readers.

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 9:28 PM EST

in response to: Why the fućk did no one wish john Harris happy birthday a few days ago you people make me sick
Someone once threw skittles at me and said: "Taste the rainbow." So, I threw a burrito back at them and told them to: "Think outside the bun!"

UNITED STATES / AUG 29, 2015 5:25 PM EST

in response to: Have you seen a rainbow?
If I told you it wouldn't be a secret

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2015 5:05 PM EST

in response to: What s your hidden secret?
No-one told you when to run. You missed the starting gun.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 8:08 PM EST

in response to: Can you believe I bought my first PC in 2005 to be able to come on JC at home? ♪♫♫ And then one day you find ♪♫♫ ten years have got behind you ♪♫♫ - CK
Not me. A kid I know told me to never eat at our local Burger King but wouldn't tell me why. About a week later they were shut down because of contamination. It closed and has never opened again.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2015 1:25 PM EST

in response to: I wanna scarf down burger king with someone. Lots of it.
Did she really take down GP after someone told her that a "picture must be removed"? Apparently, it involved some picture of a building or something or other. If this is true, you GPers are some of the most petty and vain people on the internet.

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2015 1:35 PM EST

in response to: I'm sick and fuсking tired of this. When is GP going to be back online? I hate being on this stupid fuсking site surrounded by stupid fuсking idiots!
what if you told them. and there was no answer?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2015 1:53 PM EST

in response to: I don't know how you feel til you tell me
Look you Dumbfuсking сunt! I told you last night to shut the fuсk up. I'm not telling you again. Do as you're told, сunt!

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2015 10:13 PM EST

in response to: Aaaaah!! Duckies... ,!!
you're a dumbfuсking сunt! you were told to shut the fuсk up. do as you're told!

UNITED STATES / AUG 19, 2015 9:13 PM EST

in response to: Hello, duckies!! I may or may not go out for chocolate.... yup. What are your thoughts right now?
In three weeks time we will know you told porkies

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 19, 2015 1:34 PM EST

in response to: Wayne Rooney 24/10/85 - 09/09/15 R.I.P.
They were told to because of copyright issues.

UNITED KINGDOM / AUG 17, 2015 10:40 AM EST

in response to: How can I stream movies from the dark deep web when my IP is instructed to block a whole lot of good sites?
I thought you were told to shut up, izzy.

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2015 12:30 PM EST

in response to: 01 I will be on vacation next week. So if I don't get a chance to make my posts it's not that izzy won and chased me off. It's just that I have a life and will be out and about and not post my daily dribble unlike izzy who should be up to 84 when I return. Try not to miss me too much (and izzy, please note that in my absence that there will still be moronic posts. This should destroy your theory that it's just one person)
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