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My brothers laughed at me when I told them I was forming a band and wouldn't help me at all and now I'm well off and they don't have much but I still help them sometimes.

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 11:09 AM EST

in response to: Did you ever have to help your siblings financially?
Wow, once I started thinking about this, it brought back some memories. I was maybe 12 or 13. Kid down the street had one and I tried it with him. When I told him it was dumb, he got really upset and told me I was making the board mad. LOL! A piece of cardboard with a sticker on it? ROFL! Wonder whatever happened to that kid.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2014 9:41 PM EST

in response to: Have you ever used a ouija board? Any remarkable results?
Seriously no one gives a fuсk why it's called a blue moon. I think you were told that earlier. What the fuсk is wrong with you. Read the replies next time before you post.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 10:38 AM EST

in response to: Did you see the blood moon this morning? Amazing
One of my regrets in life was that I had a chance to work there for 6 months. I turned it down because my wife was pregnant with our first kid. Years later she told me I could have gone anyway. Oh well. Not the first opportunity missed, won't be the last.


in response to: Would you be able to work in Antarctica?
I thought you were told to not "make comments that promote unchecked capitalism."!


in response to: I ordered the nicest lil, girly things online. I can't wait till they come. :)
I told you you before, Two hundred years ago it would not have been your land because you would have been the village idiot.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2014 10:39 AM EST

in response to: Why am I a fuсking idiot for wanting my land back?
That's what I'm worried about too, thanks. Had a repairman her maybe 2 years ago, he told me to replace it. It's only 9 years old though. I'm just like really? Is that how long things last these days? We're talking Frigidaire Gallery here. Ugh. Same time as property taxes, lovely...

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2014 8:34 PM EST

in response to: My freezer isn't freezing things to the normal temp. Tips? Or is it time to call a repair man, or buy a new one? Not looking forward to buying a new one.
You got all bent out of shape when someone else used parenthesis. You are really putting on a great show tonight. someone told you to just let it roll off your back when others tell you the truth. That doesn't change the fact that you are a bitch.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2014 8:56 PM EST

in response to: Oh! Hello! :) How are you (burps!) doing this fine night? :)
No. If it was made from what he told, then it would all be lies.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2014 2:40 PM EST

in response to: "That Cheeky Cunт from Leeds: The Steven Beercoсk Story" would you watch this film?
I told you not to talk to me.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2014 11:21 PM EST

in response to: Aw, lets be friendly tonite, huh? :)
In other words, a person told a joke that is an old cliche to break the ice in a group. But because there wasn't any other intelligent conversation going on, it was a filler to get to know each other.


in response to: WTF do you think this asshole meant by "Your punchline is the verbal equivalent of a played out Internet meme. It's not just a harmless, lazy, joke that you didn't invent or improve, it's a linguistic traffic jam. It's verbal filler that we have to wade through to get to a place of higher understanding."
Shut up you are home. I told you if you didn't stop head banging you would lose your mind.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2014 11:36 PM EST

in response to: I wanna go home. I wanna go home.
Hey- it was a fun time. Just the year before they told us at school to go home and tell our folks to build fallout shelters from the inevitable nuclear war.


in response to: Oh! *burps*... how are you doing? What are you doing?
When you get conflicting orders from the 2nd one you tell them what the first one told you and ask them what you are supposed to do.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 9:51 AM EST

in response to: A Precarious Position- I have two bosses, male and female that both own the businesses. The male will direct me on one thing then the female tells me something completely different. Never being in this position before, who's direction do I follow and how do I not p1ss either of them off?
My Vo-tech teacher always said " you want your woman to be a lady in public and a whore in private" I told him the hell with that, I don't wanna pay for it I'd [refer a slut in private. He said you will always pay for it. Maybe not in cash, but you will pay for it. It's amazing how smart he was and how blind I was. Cudos to MR G.!

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 2:17 PM EST

in response to: a lady must act like a lady?
No. Had an awesome private time and then about 5 years ago he started staying up all night, not coming to bed, etc.. Finally figured out that he was watching P most of the night. Now it's the smart phone. I've told him this just isn't going to cut it. I can't stay like this. He changes nothing. Thoughts?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
right .... told you ..... right (yeah yeah, I know. I'm a poohead and a moo)

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 4:54 PM EST

in response to: Dear, Fatman... I've sent you a love letter. Check yer PMs. :)
He told me.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 4:51 PM EST

in response to: Dear, Fatman... I've sent you a love letter. Check yer PMs. :)
They come here and get cussed at and if you're a woman the first thing you get asked is how big are your hooters or do you swallow. Everyone told me this is the retarded peoples website.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:56 PM EST

in response to: Who have you told about this place?
I don't know if this is true, so take it with a grain of salt please. But my dad told me the reason "Hee Haw" isn't in syndication is because Misty Roe, Minnie Pearl, and the the other Hee Haw girls wanted too much money, so it never happened. RIP Hee Haw.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a sweetheart?
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