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Thank you. That is the first time anyone has ever told me that.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 6:45 PM EST

in response to: Does Soh miss that Z guy?
I am, but I am told I'll be getting the pneumonia one in January. Mine pushes the shingles thing, but I have declined. I maintain that my steady diet of smokes is prevention enough.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 4:20 PM EST

in response to: Are you up-to-date on your shots?
there is a guy in my biology class that i think he likes me and the guy that i told him that i don't like him anymore....uhhh not exactly true. i still have a little crush on him. but NO ONE KNOWS THAT lol. well, except the ppl reading this cuz they don't know who i am lol. but like i will start to like someone else then i like him again! like, i the second i told him i didn't like him, i still liked him! and you know what, its ok that he thinks i don't,

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 11:00 PM EST

in response to: Me and my best friend (we are both girls) make out and kiss but we aren't lesbian and we don't have feelings for each other. We just kiss as best friends like on the movie lol how Lola and Emily kiss. Is this weird. Please help!!
Shut up and do what your told.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 5:47 PM EST

in response to: I went to the local market. Bananas, grapes, cherries, oh so yummy! I didn't buy the peaches, there is recall on those. And walked all the way there and back. :)
At least it was a clean joke that can be repeated. The grocery clerk told it to me.

UNITED STATES / JUL 26, 2014 9:11 AM EST

in response to: JOKE OF THE DAY: Why did Jesus go to Japan? Because Jesus loves miso.
I told you not to talk to me.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 8:42 PM EST

in response to: Well, hello... :) How are you? How was yer day?
Yeah. He never told us.

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 7:35 PM EST

in response to: Today is great. Traсtоr parade day right past my home and about 50 old tractors just went by and the newest one was probably 50 years old. Every one in like new condition. After they went by a pleasant surprise was old riding lawn mowers and the same with them. Beautiful condition and zipping right along.
The bitch told me she was thirteen how the hell am I supposed know she was ten.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 7:58 PM EST

in response to: Did you ever have sex with a 10.
my mother told me that my siblings were so mean to me because I ruined her ability to have children.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 10:54 PM EST

in response to: Why do you wanna be so mean to me?
My son told me about a scene he witnessed in Catania, a city where patience at the traffic lights is not their forte. A woman at the lights kept stalling didn't manage to set off in time and the lights changed back to red again. The guy behind her nonchalantly strolled over to her car and said in Sicilian something like, "Mrs, when you find a colour you like, do you think we can all leave together?" ITALY/Jul 22, 2014 05:53 AM

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2014 9:45 AM EST

in response to: Even more of Steve Beercocк's fuскing racism: Join my war campaign: "Kill the little brown bastards before it's too late!"ITALY/Oct 20, 2012 06:44 AM I can't believe GP would allow this type of double-standard, yet disagreeing with anyone in the "in-crowd" is considered "trolling".
I've known some girls who told me to ride a bike or ride a pony, Honey, I'd ride a moose if only that would please me!

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 6:25 PM EST

in response to: you're a wily old fuсk, aren't you?
Yes but if I told you I'd have to k1ll you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:22 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.From me, Chris in Laramie, Wy
Someone told me that the reason I had moles was because my yard was full of grub worms and if I put something on to kill those I wouldn't have moles. A garden center could tell you if this is true.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 1:09 PM EST

in response to: I'm having terrible issues with moles in my yard. I have tried using those spikey traps but they don't seem to be working as I am not getting the moles. Ever have this problem? What is the best way to get rid of them? What worked for you?
Most people would say that they didn't hate Jews but that the Jews had no right to take over the land that they did. Christians believe that the Jews were told by God that they were to have the Promised Land and that is where they are. Almost everyone living is on land that once belonged to someone else so it seems that they can have it as long as they can defend it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2014 10:33 AM EST

in response to: Why does Italy hate Jews? But more importantly, why does Izzy put up with it? It's like some serious Stockholm Syndrome case.
Told ya not to call me that, didn't I???

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 10:29 PM EST

in response to: Is FM on tonite?
NO, FM... YOU Shut UP! Also, I told ya NOT to talk to me... boinker

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2014 9:33 PM EST

in response to: I'm feeling a lil pooish tonite... Can you help me feel better? :)
OK, truth be told, I am not angry at justcurio. If I hurt justcurio's feelings in any way, I apologize. Didn't realize justcurio was so thin-skinned. I get angry at the morons who post the word cunt 100 times. Oh dear- I may have just offended morons ....

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2014 7:42 AM EST

in response to: Why get angry at justcurio.
My wife did that. I told her to slow down because I could smell hair burning, then offered the obvious solution. She did not appreciate my creative solution to the problem.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2014 10:24 PM EST

in response to: Time to EXERCISE! Comeon everyone lets get our fat asses off the couch and get some cardio in before it's too late. Shall I let you know when I'm done?
My mother sat me down when I was 12 and told me that if any male is nice to me at all, ever, it is because he is trying to get in my pants and she hopes it never happens to me. She told me all men are like that, including my dad. Adolescence was a rough time for me...


in response to: Did your parents ever have a serious sex talk with you?
When i told my girlfriend i was actively talking to another girl and she was telling me how it hurt her.

UNITED STATES / JUL 7, 2014 10:34 PM EST

in response to: Feeling discouraged and had a long hard cry. When's the last time you cried and what was it over?
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