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Hey- it was a fun time. Just the year before they told us at school to go home and tell our folks to build fallout shelters from the inevitable nuclear war.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2014 9:23 PM EST

in response to: Oh! *burps*... how are you doing? What are you doing?
When you get conflicting orders from the 2nd one you tell them what the first one told you and ask them what you are supposed to do.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 9:51 AM EST

in response to: A Precarious Position- I have two bosses, male and female that both own the businesses. The male will direct me on one thing then the female tells me something completely different. Never being in this position before, who's direction do I follow and how do I not p1ss either of them off?
My Vo-tech teacher always said " you want your woman to be a lady in public and a whore in private" I told him the hell with that, I don't wanna pay for it I'd [refer a slut in private. He said you will always pay for it. Maybe not in cash, but you will pay for it. It's amazing how smart he was and how blind I was. Cudos to MR G.!

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2014 2:17 PM EST

in response to: a lady must act like a lady?
No. Had an awesome private time and then about 5 years ago he started staying up all night, not coming to bed, etc.. Finally figured out that he was watching P most of the night. Now it's the smart phone. I've told him this just isn't going to cut it. I can't stay like this. He changes nothing. Thoughts?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
right .... told you ..... right (yeah yeah, I know. I'm a poohead and a moo)

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 4:54 PM EST

in response to: Dear, Fatman... I've sent you a love letter. Check yer PMs. :)
He told me.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 4:51 PM EST

in response to: Dear, Fatman... I've sent you a love letter. Check yer PMs. :)
They come here and get cussed at and if you're a woman the first thing you get asked is how big are your hooters or do you swallow. Everyone told me this is the retarded peoples website.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:56 PM EST

in response to: Who have you told about this place?
I don't know if this is true, so take it with a grain of salt please. But my dad told me the reason "Hee Haw" isn't in syndication is because Misty Roe, Minnie Pearl, and the the other Hee Haw girls wanted too much money, so it never happened. RIP Hee Haw.

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2014 7:37 PM EST

in response to: Do you have a sweetheart?
I told you dumb ass... your mom ..~~..

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 5:27 PM EST

in response to: ..~~.. That's me rolling my eyes at your dumb ass!
Well duh! you were told there would be a copy and paste. don't act like a genius cos you figured it out

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 4:14 PM EST

in response to: I’m 21 years old and my sister is 24. We are both home temporarily for the summer. The other night we were smoking some weed and looking through our childhood memory boxes. Can you get more wholesome? We were in the basement far away from anyone else. Then Mother Dearest stomped down and told us “how disappointed” and how “disrespected” she felt that we were smoking weed. We live in Colorado where weed is legal, we paid for it with our own money, and we are adults. Were we wrong?
Well duh! you were told there would be a copy and paste. don't act like a genius cos you figured it out

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 4:14 PM EST

in response to: I’m 21 years old and my sister is 24. We are both home temporarily for the summer. The other night we were smoking some weed and looking through our childhood memory boxes. Can you get more wholesome? We were in the basement far away from anyone else. Then Mother Dearest stomped down and told us “how disappointed” and how “disrespected” she felt that we were smoking weed. We live in Colorado where weed is legal, we paid for it with our own money, and we are adults. Were we wrong?
you should've told him to fuсk granny's corpse

UNITED STATES / AUG 12, 2014 7:54 PM EST

in response to: my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. What a douche bag right?
Can't sleep after reading about him. I always had very mixed feelings about him. I think it was exactly that which annoyed me about him; a sort of smell if tragedy/death in his style. Nothing so strange in comedy actors, I suppose. People here have often told me I remind them of him. People are stupid. I'll miss his sharpness tho. Italy

UNITED STATES / AUG 11, 2014 7:57 PM EST

in response to: Sorry folks. But the JOKE OF THE WEEK is too long to copy and paste this week
Who told you that?

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 6:21 PM EST

in response to: Why does Asia have the best Asian food?
You should have told him about "sink the cheerios" game.

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2014 3:25 PM EST

in response to: My man pees standing up. I have told him several times that no matter how careful one is, it leaves pee on surfaces—the sink, the floor, and probably the ceiling! I have shown him several times how to sit to pee. He has finally started to sitdown to pee but now he stands to poo. I'm more than disgusted. Should I just leave him?
a little bird told me

UNITED STATES / AUG 4, 2014 4:51 PM EST

in response to: How do you know that something exist, if you have never witnessed it for yourself?
Cause everyone knows that tv has never told the truth. If it's on the internet; it must be true!

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 8:43 PM EST

in response to: Why do some people think that news they've found on the internet tends to be more reliable than news reported through other media?
So, I've been told it is. Of course it could be because of all that manure.

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2014 4:00 PM EST

in response to: ls the grass greener on the other side?
I already told you what what: it's a cuntnut. What part of this don't you understand??? Dopey Fućking Cunt

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2014 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Would you run naked thru a parking lot with a donut on your ding dong for $100?
I already told you what what: it's a cuntnut. What part of this don't you understand??? Dopey Fućking Cunt

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2014 5:55 PM EST

in response to: Would you run naked thru a parking lot with a donut on your ding dong for $100?
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