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Has he told you now?

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2015 7:14 AM EST

in response to: Oh, Shutron, you have not told me if you liked my article on Wikipedia I wrote about you.
OK, sooo, I never told this story before so here goes... I went to the flicks w/ this dude who really liked me, and during the movie, you know, there really isn't room for holding the soda, candy, popcorn, whatever... So, I had this huge freaking jug of soda in between my legs to keep it stable and my hands free... Well, later during the movie, dude doesn't ask for the soda, he turns and sorta bends and drinks from the soda in between my legs! It was highly erotic ... Yerp!

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2015 9:25 PM EST

in response to: What should I do if the guy I am going with to the movies happens to put his arm around me? Look at him happy? Rest my head on his shoulder? We are going to see a cartoon and his friend is coming, so the chances are unlikely but I just wanna check. :)
I DONT GET IT ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING PEOPLE OUT BUT SOME GAY KID GOT TOLD TO KILL HERSELF AND IDEK

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 10:33 PM EST

in response to: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE
Because you were told multiple times to shut the hell up. What the fuсk is wrong with you?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 7:56 PM EST

in response to: Why do you want me to leave so bad?
I thought I told you to shut the fuсk up! Why don't you leave this fuсking site?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 7:54 PM EST

in response to: here little piggy piggy piggy here soh... you fat cunt
You were told to shut the hell up. What is wrong with you?

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 7:05 PM EST

in response to: Will Boyhood win this year's Oscars?
Grow some balls and let sh*t go. She already told you she just wanted you as a friend. She also *said* she didn't want a relationship...

UNITED STATES / FEB 22, 2015 5:33 PM EST

in response to: I love this girl but she wants me as a freind and I have even admitted I love her. She said she likes me too but doesn't want a relationship. I don't want to force her either. I love her so much only difference we have is our age which I am only 4 months older. Please help.
I didn't even know what it was till I swallowed it. Then he told me. It wasn't too bad.

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:23 PM EST

in response to: It was already taken out of it's shell!
I've been told that before

UNITED STATES / FEB 18, 2015 6:21 PM EST

in response to: its too much...
Anyway, to break the silence... it was like years and eons ago, I saw him, we chatted. At the end, I told him, years ago... when we were kids, how much of a crush I had on him... He began to stutter...

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 4:27 PM EST

in response to: So, you give me no reason....
There once was a guy who walked into a bar in Aalaska. He wanted to be part of the group. They told him go do 3 things: down a bottle of whiskey, wrestler a polar bear, and make love to a local woman. He down the whisky in one gulp. Left the bar came back all tattered, torn, and bleeding. He looked around the bar and said: "Where's that woman you guys wanted me to wrestle!?"

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 1:25 PM EST

in response to: aalaska
I called some place that I didn't work and told them I wasn't coming in.

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2015 3:10 AM EST

in response to: Did anyone else call off sick today like me?
I'm on a low salt diet and my doctor told me that salt substitute was worse than regular salt.

UNITED STATES / FEB 12, 2015 4:12 PM EST

in response to: How much salt do you use in your food?
Nope. I told you already I'm not available. I live to far away. Besides you have too many inflicts and your too old to look at. Even a GDNH would find it difficult to date you.

UNITED STATES / FEB 6, 2015 8:34 PM EST

in response to: You are a Gay Deformed Nancy Hunchfront. (GDNH). GDNH's consider themselves superior to LGBT's. But they are vulnerable to attacks in the street. Because Hunchfronts have a back leaning backwards (the opposite of Hunchbacks), they need a Street Wheel(R) with a bar brace lifting their back. But they look stupid leaning backwards.
Cameron - a squirt. Correct. We British who are awake don't like him at all. I call him Chamaeraon the Greek shifting polysod, Camera-on the CCTV spyboy. But he's just a boy who is told what to do. Or else - his photographs will be put in the papers to destroy him and all the others. Thatcher knew what went on. 18 million hits and 90,000 posts on one topic of discussion on one website alone is the hub of the flywheel that will eventually bring them all down. You know what I'm talking about.

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2015 6:40 PM EST

in response to: Alan Turing castrated for homo acts to avoid prison, and pardoned by the mass murderer Gordon Brown(our present day version of Adolf Hitler) and the useless parasite billionaire Queen of England. Turing was treated like that for his great contribution against Nazi Germany and the Nazi supporting Windsors give him a pardon? Who won the war?
As I was always told when I was a kid - the same way you got up there.

UNITED STATES / JAN 29, 2015 12:13 PM EST

in response to: How I am supposed to get down from here?
No. I just told you that so you wud leav me alone!

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2015 10:55 AM EST

in response to: I love you Christopher. I see you went on vacation.
and I'd be lying if I told you you were not a cunt. There we're even now

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 10:07 PM EST

in response to: I'd be lying if I told you you smell nice. :)
I told someone that níggers are nice.

UNITED STATES / JAN 22, 2015 12:32 PM EST

in response to: What did you do for your President today?
Because David Letterman told everyone to vote for him

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2015 5:27 PM EST

in response to: How could a man with three Muslim names be elected President of the United States two times in the midst of the greatest surge of Islamic extremism in the history of America?
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