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They were a Kmart blue light special. 75% off regularly price, plus a 20% discount for using my K-credit card and 5% off senior discount (I told them I was getting them for my grandmother).

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2015 2:36 AM EST

in response to: How do like my curtains? They match the carpet.
Wow still think I'm lying? Seriously what's so unbelievable about what I told you? I'm confused

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2015 5:48 PM EST

in response to: Wtf is wrong with some of the rude people. I asked a question bc I'm 15 and I think I'm pregnant. Then I started getting smart ass answers and people telling me in not a real woman. Okay yeah I know I shouldn't of had sex this young but my gosh this place is used to ask questions.
Yeah. I told the little bugger that he couldn't park that piece of junk on my lawn.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2015 1:39 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever seen an alien's UFO?
Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.” Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months. “I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2015 11:08 PM EST

in response to: Have you lost your ambition? What was it?
Nope i have fetish for blasian like i told ya in the past...

ITALY / JUL 18, 2015 6:36 PM EST

in response to: Reptilians are out there guys. Keep ya head up
my friend told my lady i fućk another girl im justcurio

GERMANY / JUL 10, 2015 7:00 AM EST

in response to: who can ruin our world?
You told your shrink about me

UNITED STATES / JUL 1, 2015 6:54 PM EST

in response to: What I don't like, ignore... w/ ice around the edges. :)
It's all those white people that you hate. You had never told us that before.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2015 7:46 PM EST

in response to: This place is lame and boring and wack! Am outta here!
I most certainly will not! Now do as you're told and entertain me NOW!

UNITED STATES / JUN 20, 2015 3:52 PM EST

in response to: l'm bored. entertain me now!
I put my gun on the ground and told it to kill someone. Guess what. It didn't . Dumbass

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2015 2:42 PM EST

in response to: I can't believe there are people out there who still think guns don't kill people. Why do you think we arm our soldiers with guns and not feather dusters? Cos guns kill! DUH!! Wake the hell up, idiots.
Maybe if you told me what you put *in* your stir fry, I'd have a different answer.

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2015 8:04 PM EST

in response to: I'm having dinner... watcha doing?
Crap, everyone knows it is Christina-- she told everyone.

UNITED STATES / JUN 4, 2015 10:02 PM EST

in response to: I don't think I'll ever be unbanned from GP. That's what I get for posting soh's real name
I've been told you are a ho

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 4:30 PM EST

in response to: Hi-dy ho. :)
My last words will be See, I told you I was sick!

UNITED STATES / JUN 2, 2015 11:29 AM EST

in response to: Sometimes I imagine my last words to everyone I've known. It makes it easier to live, thinking of the things I could do before I died, if I knew I was going to die. It makes me happy. I guess my question is, is this strange? And...if you knew you were going to die, what would you say to all the people in your life, even the ones that wronged you? I'm not going to kill myself btw. Its just comforting for me I guess.
I would but no part of your body in my mouth for any reason what so ever. you pig!No go. Do as you're told like a good little сunt

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2015 9:16 PM EST

in response to: Do you like .......... lentil soup? :)
Or your life will.be ruined. After the dramatic prison time, you will then.live the rest of your life as a sex offender. You cant be around any children unsupervised. If you have kids they will instantly be taken by CPS. I know it seems like no big deal, but the judicial system doesn't care if she's 1 year underage or ,10. Morrally, and personally I dont think its wrong, but the risk isn't worth it. What if she told a friend and they told their parents and they called the cops

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2015 4:34 PM EST

in response to: 22 y old, sex with 17 y? go or nogo?
Fox told me not to change the channel for a hilarious episode of the simpsons

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2015 9:17 PM EST

in response to: How many lies have both Fox News and CNN told so far?
How many lies can you list off that have been told by both Fox News and CNN?

UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2015 8:59 PM EST

in response to: how are you going to find the justcurio RAT ?
No. However I've been told I have a Northern accent, even though I'm not from the north.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2015 8:23 PM EST

in response to: Do ya have a Southern drawl? :)
Already told u, I pack heat everyday. Id put a hole in a niğga if he tried to fight

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2015 8:51 PM EST

in response to: Don't make me kick your ass!
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