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Several thoughts on that subject .... First of all, I'm pretty sure there is a massage technique between your balls and prostate that opens whatever it is that traps the bloodflow. Fairly robust and not pleasant. Totally unlike the massage technique used at your local MP to relieve that pesky erection ......

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2014 8:32 AM EST

in response to: Have you ever had an erection lasting 4 hours? I hear they have to stick a needle in it. Ouch!@
Totally predictable. For the same reason no blank wall in a city will remain blank for long.

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2014 4:09 PM EST

in response to: 2nd question on JC What will this become? THE UNITED STATES / JUL 5, 2005 7:06 PM EST So are you surprised at this point, or was it predictable?
This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act.

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2014 10:05 PM EST

in response to: I'm pooped. I'll scrub me face, brush me teeth, and go to bed! Am tired. What are you gonna do tonight? What are yer plans? :)

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2014 10:40 AM EST

in response to: People say that youth is a state of mind, do you agree?
Now your twisting it. Zero is something when added along another number. That changes it totally. However Zero standing alone is nothing.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2014 12:28 PM EST

in response to: ls zero an odd or even number>?
I like both of them. Totally my taste 25 years ago.

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2014 9:36 PM EST

in response to: I have 2 songs I want you to go to youtube and search out and listen. Then come back here and give me a rating. 1st song is "Beer" by Psychostick and the 2nd is "I wanna be a Flintsone" by The Screaming Blue Messiahs. OK run along now. I'm waiting!
You can tell if they're totally stupid, illiterate dickweeds, at least.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2014 3:48 PM EST

in response to: Can you really get to know someone by e-mail?
Dependent totally on their repertoire of really funny jokes.


in response to: Is a barrel of monkeys really fun?
No, am not always rude and obnoxious... :p I can be sweet, nice, and totally normal... But there's always this asshole who curses me out.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 5:42 PM EST

in response to: *burps* In your face... In your face!
Your stud has turned into a dud. You're gonna have to get a piece on the side or leave him. He's totally ignoring your needs at this point.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 6:03 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
No. 115 lbs. Well manicured nails and body. :-) Happy attitude. Lots of friends in general. I'm totally stumped!

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2014 5:29 PM EST

in response to: My husband has been watching adult videos 10+ hours a week but WE haven't had sex in 6 months. What should I do?
Even though I leave myself notes, I totally forget things. Dammit.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 2:51 PM EST

in response to: What lessons have you learned today?
I totally agee with the first poster.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2014 12:10 PM EST

in response to: What can you say about the bad gramar here? Do you need an English teacher?
MH370 IS THE FIRST. An Operation Northwoods type event designed to blame Russia. It's being considered. Sh!tface John McCain says Ukraine has no Bukr missile system. The totally sh!t UK Sun newspaper which supports the Nazi government in Ukraine had on the front paper in large letters, "PUTIN MISSILE".

/ JUL 18, 2014 6:03 PM EST

in response to: 2What if MH370 is the downed plane in Ukraine?
Seriously, get involved in something else. Something totally different. Trust me- just as you are really getting into it, the question will come to mind. Of course, you're busy doing something else so you can't do anything about it. Ain't life grand? :)

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2014 4:38 PM EST

in response to: I had a good question. It was there floating around in my mind. Letters forming words; words into sentences. I searched for an answer to reply, to be able to ask my question. But it was time for me ask my question had disappeared into the darkness of my mind. How can I get it to come out from hiding?
I am Yankanadian. A Hip Hop artist would be a great gig. I'd love to take a crack at it. A 'shadow writer'.....again...I would relish the opportunity. Unfortunately, my networking skills totally suck. Being a Republican has limited my attractiveness in the music industry. Notwithstanding, I still play and write. I need a break. big time.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2014 5:57 PM EST

in response to: Is Yankanadian an upcoming hip hop artist or shadow writer for a number of current stars ?
They're from two totally different countries.

UNITED STATES / JUN 26, 2014 4:21 PM EST

in response to: Are your parents siblings?
I can totally whipyerass... ;)

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2014 9:13 PM EST

in response to: Duckies, it's nice not fighting with you... :)
Remain totally naked below the waste and get someone to film your interview; that way, if you don't get the job, at least you can have a good laugh showing it to your friends and grandparents and stuff. ITALY/Jun 25, 2014 08:38 AM

UNITED STATES / JUN 25, 2014 11:14 AM EST

in response to: The poofta Limey looks just like the Queen Mum when he wears his dress and tiara, don't you think?
Oh! talking about Coach... lol... I'm totally with you! That brand used to be soo much nicer... I DESPISE logo's on bags! :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 17, 2014 7:48 PM EST

in response to: I have a 10% coupon to Anthropologie. What should I buy, Soh?
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