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You're totally not fourteen, old man.

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2016 11:48 AM EST

in response to: I'm fourteen, and it seems like all of my friends are growing up, and I'm stuck as a child. I'm older than a lot of my friends, but they all seem so mature. Our interests aren't the same anymore, and I feel left out whenever we hang out. The only person I consider a real friend lives thousands of miles away, and although we video call almost daily, it's not the same. We have nothing in common, but I still care about them, what do I do?
Yep, totally.

UNITED STATES / JUL 8, 2016 11:15 PM EST

in response to: are you see god?
Depends on what the job is. If it's something he has no chance of being concerned with i'd say you surprise him when you get it. But if it might concern him you should totally tell him

CHINA / JUN 30, 2016 2:37 PM EST

in response to: I recently moved in with my boyfriend and don't have a job yet, although I've been looking. Just today I got scheduled for a face to face interview and I'm super excited! Now here's the question: Should I tell my boyfriend about the interview? Or keep it a secret and surprise him if I get the job?
Totally reasonable, there is no harm in hanging out with the opposite sex no matter the intention. If the person is your friend they should be down. :)

UNITED STATES / JUN 19, 2016 6:31 PM EST

in response to: Is it reasonable to ask my opposite-sex friend over just to binge-watch Sherlock without sounding like I'm implying something more than that? A bit like a movie date, minus the whole "date" part.
Be like "yo do you care if I try dis?" Because that's totally smooth asfk

UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2016 2:02 AM EST

in response to: how can i ask my wife if she would let me eat her bum hole
Video games have nothing to do with it. It is based on that rock-and-roll music the kids listen to these days. Going to totally rot their brains. Instead of the nice music we had in my day, when the world was more refined, kids listen to things like The Beatles and The Dave Clark Five.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2016 6:04 PM EST

in response to: What ails you freaking people? You don't act right and you disrespected me, This is all because the violence in video games isn't it? Causes you do stuff like this! You're not part of the Justcurio family!
It's totally normal. Girls wear bikinis because they're shmexy (sexy) and they get to show off their bodies while swimming or getting a nice tan. It's only natural for you to be attracted to them.

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2016 6:22 PM EST

in response to: I have a thing for girls in bikinis. Is this normal?
Gosh! you guys are a totally shower of infinite pricks. 👍✊


in response to: Who would you most like to see from GP wearing a suicide vest and you get to push the button?
Help! There's this boy in my school and I saw his hard on! It was massive! I'm totally in love help pls i'm soooo cunfused!?


in response to: Post your most cliched JC question here.
Genetically speaking there's actually some benefits of third cousins having kids. It wont produce an inbred because third cousins are far way enough from each other. It's like the Goldilocks zone of genetic closeness when it come to kids. It's totally fine scientifically speaking so just tell your family that if they ask. Nothing wrong with it.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2016 12:13 PM EST

in response to: Am I bad person for having strong feelings for my third cousin? I mean we both have strong feelings for each other and we don't know what to do... We don't want our family to hate us but the spark/chemistry between us is undeniable.. Even some other family members have noted that we seemed "too close" but we can't help it! We can't just let this go, is having these feelings about each other too taboo?
Boys really do appreciate when someone else makes the first move. And now that gay relationships are all the rage you can be confident he won't reject you totally. Just start making some small talk and in no time you two will be treating those feelings you have.


in response to: there is a boy at my high schooland when I first looked at I felt something I have never felt before I noticed that he keeps looking at me all the timeonce I saw him looking at my face so I turned aroundand he just carried on looking so I moved a bit and he couldclearly see Iknow he waslooking at me but he carried on and did a little grin and tournedaround I'm just not sure if he feels the same way about me so I was wondering if anyone couldgive me an excuse to talk to him at all
OMG totally! I L.O.V.E. IT!!! Its sooo cooooool....Ugh I HATE this text color its so ugly.Do you know is there a way to change it? P.S. drama is awesome

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2016 12:38 PM EST

in response to: Do you like being a drama queen?
I totally support them

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2016 2:51 AM EST

in response to: What's ur opinion on gays
Totally plain cereal. Water. Vitamins(tablets, nothing sweet). That is all you have in terms of sustenance. The vitamins will keep you healthy, the water comes from the bathroom sink.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2016 4:35 PM EST

in response to: Would life be worth living if you were stuck in a tiny apartment with no windows, a bathroom, enough food to last your whole life and that's it?
That is like so shallow. You never even had a real conversation with him. You only like him for his body. Zac is totally smart enough to see through your shi t.

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2016 3:24 PM EST

in response to: Can someone give me Zac Efron. HE IS FRIGGEN HOT. I JUST WANT TO FU*K HIM! WHO AGREES?
Hey it's totally okay to fail! Infact the failures are who make it big in life, trust me you learn a lot from your mistakes! Must be one of the most hard times in your life but hold on cause the end looks promising. This coming from a person who has failed a lot in many areas! I'm thankful for each failure cause it truly made me a better person and much joyful!

CHINA / APR 24, 2016 3:22 PM EST

in response to: My only identity is my education. I have nothing to show for other than my grades, which are not very great but are decent. I am about to fail a subject. Help.
Ugh, I'm soooo there! I can totally kick yer ass!!

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2016 12:18 PM EST

in response to: Arg!!! I can kick yer ass, too!!!
It can be is your parents find an issue with it. By law in most states it's illegal and he can be charged if things go the wrong way. I say wait until your 18 and if he's truly the right guy he will wait. Maybe have that conversation with him. Tell him your interested in him but you want to wait until your 18. He could be a totally different person once he turns 21 anyhow.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2016 1:59 AM EST

in response to: I'm 16 and finished school and I've been crushing on a guy that I've known for quite some time and i think that he notices me to in that way, the only issue is hat he's turned 20 do you think that is an issue
No date as of yet... I'm totally OFF sweets, 😩 my weakness... I really want to look healthy come summer. I want to go to the beach and pool w my sister!! And thank you.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2016 4:43 PM EST

in response to: Dorklongs, I need to lose weight... 😒
I'd highly suggest to ask a professional like a police officer. They totally know the answer.

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2016 12:46 PM EST

in response to: How do a I sexually abuse my 6 year old daughter and make the little bitch keeps her cake hole shut about it
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