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Trust me 9:44... no one wants to see that!

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2014 9:46 PM EST

in response to: So answer me this sparky; How come every app I want to download wants access to my microphone and camera?
He probably wants to do mom on the counter.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2014 10:04 PM EST

in response to: A man keeps giving my mother barbecue cookbooks, and we don't have a barbecue. They are just piling up on the counter?
Maybe he is hinting he wants a free meal.

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2014 9:04 PM EST

in response to: A man keeps giving my mother barbecue cookbooks, and we don't have a barbecue. They are just piling up on the counter?
OK, neighbor wants me to come over. Shall we resume negotiations tomorrow?

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2014 4:45 PM EST

in response to: So, just what do you really feel is a fair price for your panties?
I think he wants some attention.

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2014 1:44 PM EST

in response to: Who's the Dopey fuсking cunt?
i live in a reality where the whole universe and outer space wants me to experience love, joy, and abundance. i find alot of people in my life are angels. Divine intervention happens all the time in my life.

SOUTH AFRICA / AUG 30, 2014 6:38 AM EST

in response to: Do you have someone who is looking out for your best interest?
I wouldn't count him out. He knows that Obama will do nothing to try and stop him and he has two years and maybe more for doing what ever he wants.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2014 6:36 PM EST

in response to: Is the Russian invasion into Ukraine as serious as we hear on the media? Is Putin trying to start another World War? Or is he just showing his knickers off as little men often do?
If she wants you to know then she will tell you.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 11:41 PM EST

in response to: If my friend Kourteney is gay, how can I tell?
She's a bitch and she wants control.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 11:11 PM EST

in response to: I drink three high alcohol volume beers and hours have passed before going home. I was basically sober and stayed up another our r so before going to bed. Three days later I tell my girlfriend I had THREE beers she thought I had had one or maybe two. So why is mad at me now?
She just wants to have fun and if you are her friend leave her alone or join her.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 9:06 PM EST

in response to: If my friend Kourteney is gay, how can I tell?
No, it will happen no matter what. Attention is what that poster wants and needs.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2014 2:05 PM EST

in response to: Do you think that maybe, just maybe if we ignore the rude post of said person below they will either go away or actually post something worth while instead nonsense?
I have never seen a post where that other guy wants to screw you. It must be you that wants him.

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2014 6:05 PM EST

in response to: Uh, oh... the sexually frustrated retard is on ... calling me a whore. Hahahahahahaha.
And don't forget their dreams of the 77 virgins. I'm sure they plan on treating each one with love and care. But seriously, who the hell in their right mind would want 77 virgins anyway? Who wants to deal with 77 mothers-in-law?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2014 8:18 PM EST

in response to: You know what the 9/11 bombers did before they killed themselves and thousands of others? They hit the strip clubs. They figured Allah would forgive them. It's nice that you think you can use their religion (more specifically, their worthless barbaric interpretation of religion) against them, but if it were that easy, we wouldn't be here right now.
I don't know about that. Mudiwa can be pretty damn mean when she wants to be.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2014 1:19 PM EST

in response to: Where is JCs resident tough guy today?
Yup. I have a friend that is light skinned black and he uses sunscreen. He says he is the color he wants to be. He doesn't want to be lighter but then he doesn't want to be darker.

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2014 4:38 PM EST

in response to: Why did Obama look so red at the US Africa summit? Can black people get sunburn?
nobody wants to have it

UNITED STATES / JUL 29, 2014 3:19 AM EST

in response to: Who wants the pox?
She will take anything she can get. She wants Romania and/or Vince.

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2014 6:01 PM EST

in response to: Does Soh miss that Z guy?
she just wants to talk about herself and act mean

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2014 9:08 PM EST

in response to: Why are you asking me how I'm doing; when you're really not all that interested?
No man should put up with a fat wife, unless he is one of those weirdo’s who wants one. Then I guess weirdo chubby chaser and his blubber bitch can live happily ever after. Me; I would never have it.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 7:20 PM EST

in response to: Why do so many American wives get so enormously fat? Do you have an enormo for a wife?
Unsweetened is my favorite too :) I made some potato salad earlier. I'll bring it along if anyone wants some.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2014 4:15 PM EST

in response to: What's next on the agenda?
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