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Not really fat more skinny fat all you need to do is work out some and you can get some abs or just maybe a flat stomach.

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2017 5:50 AM EST

in response to: how fat am i?
Yes my friend... I feel you. You just have to be that special kind of person. Be kind, be sweet, be yourself. And if for some reason it doesn't work out, if you love that girl enough you should be happy to atleast be friends...

UNITED STATES / JUL 23, 2017 4:13 AM EST

in response to: Is it possible for a girl to not get with there "type"
Yeah, Id would love to! Cant though....maybe just friendly kiss and I'm okay with that to start. I do love kissing. my friend james is "who is my side boyfriend" the only guy I have ever had sex with and is at work so I can't really get intimate with him until he gets home so I'm stuck.

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 12:48 PM EST

in response to: will anyone talk dirty to me
Im newly Bisexual & was once curious like u.For a few years I secretly started having bare sex with one of my guy friends who is gay and looooved it. Slowly he worked me into full sex.It's amazing the way it made me feel being used for pleasure. letting him in me and putting his sperm in my body. Im in love with him too b careful

UNITED STATES / JUL 22, 2017 12:15 PM EST

in response to: im a dude that wants to get fcked in the ass but i dont have any guy friends that would do it..... anything i can do?
It's going great, my 98lb wife just gave me a bj and now she's vacuuming the house. When was the last time your big pig did any housework?

UNITED STATES / JUL 21, 2017 12:41 PM EST

in response to: My 600lb wife was a big hit in her MAGA swimsuit while at the beach the other day. Some people actually wanted to pose for pics with her. I guess not everyone is a Trump hater. It's been a pretty amazing week, how is it going with you guys?
If shîts real and I can't beat you up I'll get a baseball bat. If that doesn't work I'll get a knife. If that doesn't work I'll get a gun. If you get a gun I'll get a buddy with a gun. There's just some people you don't fûck with even if you are stronger

UNITED STATES / JUL 20, 2017 1:31 AM EST

in response to: The weak should fear the strong
Focus on your goal! Ask yourself what you're working hard towards, if you see yourself achieving that.. continue to study. Let it motivate You! Your social life can wait :)

/ JUL 19, 2017 4:06 AM EST

in response to: Ahhh, I'm trying to study but all I can think about is girls and dancing and parties and that, how do I concentrate?
Please stop making these ridiculous posts. You're likely to get us all in trouble whether trolling or not. You're not 100% anonymous so be a little smarter. Besides, if you were to really kill yourself, I'm sure you wouldn't come here first. That's not the point though. If by any chance, no matter how slim, this non-question post were to be seen by someone who actually works with the law, you're going to get us all in trouble plus yourself. So stop being stupid.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 1:47 AM EST

in response to: I will be dead very soon
He could just be really busy with work, school, moving, etc. I would try to contact him by other means aside from calling (send him an email, or even old fashion write him a letter - with this method, even if it gets sent back (he moved) at least you'd have a bit of a lead.

UNITED STATES / JUL 16, 2017 10:18 PM EST

in response to: So I have this friend I really like. He hasn't tried to contact me for over a month, and he never answers when I call. I miss him, and I want to be able to talk to him again. I have no idea what is going on, I just need advice on what to do.
You have to give her credit for being a really great idiot. She works hard at being one.

SWITZERLAND / JUL 16, 2017 9:17 PM EST

in response to: Anywsy... poop! La aaa la la.... 💩
I'm so sorry you have to go through such a rough time right now :( just be with your dog as much as you can. Some people might find doing this crazy but it's what worked for me when I was handling a similar situation with my dog back in 2009. Lay with your dog and talk to her. Cry if you must. It was weird cause when I did this with my dog, it was as if she knew cause she licked my hand which she never did at all. Just be there for her. That's what she needs right now.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 11:06 PM EST

in response to: My dog is having heart failure and i'm afraid she will pass soon. Are there any tips on how to handle this, and when she does pass, how can I deal with it?
My wife has a "Bottom Buddy" from amplestuff.com, same principle and it works very well. Her typical dumps may take a bit more than six passes though.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 5:27 PM EST

in response to: When I leave the house, I pack a bag with 10-15 homemade wipes and a tablespoon. After a shìt away from home I wrap a wipe around the scoop of the spoon, reach back and wedge my hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows complete scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter shìt, from cheek to cheek. A typical shìt takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shìtstink is emanating from you.
The poor use less preventive health care, fail to adhere to drug regimens, are tardier and less likely to keep appointments, are less productive workers, less attentive parents, and worse managers of their finances.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 1:40 PM EST

in response to: How do you stop a 7 year old girl from choking? Take your сock out of the little bitch's mouth
fuk you do your own homework.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 11:52 AM EST

in response to: I am struggling to think of what laws might be different, how politics will have changed and what behaviours people will portray in the future. My question does not require a factual answer, as there is not one, I am simply looking for someone's honest opinions and ideas on the subject, even if they are vague. Thank you for your time.
46 hundred comedians out of work and this asshole owns a computer.

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2017 1:26 PM EST

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The Book Of Moron (Originally known as the Necronomicon) is one of the world’s most sacred, yet elusive, holy books. This somewhat porous work has spread across all six of the continents as well as Australia. Advocates state that the book contains the secrets of the Morons. However, it is a well-known fact that many practitioners of Moronism have never read the Book of Moron due to their inability to read.

UNITED STATES / JUL 11, 2017 3:29 PM EST

in response to: Did you know that anointing the Holy Mooron is a sacrament to keep the members of the Church firmly in faith by the power of the Holy Spirit?
The world works in mysterious ways.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 3:43 PM EST

in response to: I wonder how...
Not to mention all that fuсking privlige. The EuroPEONS have no clue about how the rest of the world works, and the think that their overrated countries are the best of the best, when there really isn't anything to be proud of for being a Euroclown.

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 10:41 AM EST

in response to: Why are Europeans so smug and arrogant? It's as if they find it satisfying is to live and support the most self entitled and parasitic welfare society in the world. The only true advantage of being European is that you don't need to shower much
I'll pm you, I'm just working up the courage. Frankly, you're everything I want in a woman. I feel like I have nothing to offer you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 9, 2017 11:40 PM EST

in response to: Don't wanna talk to me, huh?? *🖕🏼 Flips the 🐦 bird.. lol. Toots!!
Major in engineering at a good school. I know it will be very hard but you can't stunt your life for someone else. If it's meant to be then you guys will work it out and you can get a great job. There is no point in going to school with your girlfriend if that means you can't succeed in the field you are interested in.


in response to: Ok, so I need some advice on where to go to college. I really want to major in engineering, but I also really want to go to the school that my girlfriend is going to but that school does not have a very good engineering program. Any advice helps.
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