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UNITED STATES / MAY 28, 2017 3:15 PM EST

in response to: I don't think I could date you.. I would end up having sex with your son.
But you don't work on Sundays right?

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:38 PM EST

in response to: I know you're here...
I have to work tomorrow.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 11:35 PM EST

in response to: I know you're here...
Send me a message tomorrow then if you don't have to work in the morning and we'll have a real conversation like we used to.

UNITED STATES / MAY 26, 2017 10:53 PM EST

in response to: I know you're here...
Everyone knows that morbidly obese pigs would rather eat than work. It's in their nature to be lazy and gluttonous. And don't even get started about that metabolism crock. Stop rating your metabolism issues will go away.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 5:50 PM EST

in response to: Can a company fire you for being morbidly obese?
I work for a clothing company that caters to women's petite sizes....there is no way that we would hire or even keep a big fatty boomba as an employee. Those people are disgusting.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 4:01 PM EST

in response to: Can a company fire you for being morbidly obese?
you are way too young for a relationship. But if the relationship would work, just please take your time while you are young.

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 9:20 AM EST

in response to: My girlfriend and I have been dating for about three months now. We've gotten to a point where we will go out, have an amazing date and have sex hours but, when we are apart we can barely keep up a texting conversation. She's only 8 years old, so I know it's hard for her to chat by texting. Do you have any conversation tips for texting an 8 year old girl?
This often is the result of a genetic defect/incest. (Meaning your parents are brother and sister.) The only way to get rid of it is simple math. A negative times a negative is a positive. So since you're the negative, find a willing relative and perform sexual intercourse with them. If this doesn't work, do it again until you yourself make a genetic defect, and then your child will have the same issue, and then the cycle will continue in an endless loop until the end of time.

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:50 PM EST

in response to: I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)
One of the care workers.

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 8:37 PM EST

in response to: Who is touching my cooter?
Personally, you need to control your fear of what is to be. You can't have your cake and eat it. Whenever you feel that the worry it's starting to creep on you, you tell yourself 'No, not today. I am in control. I deserve to be happy' with firm conviction and belief - and you must believe it. Otherwise it won't work. Best of luck.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 5:34 PM EST

in response to: How to stop worrying too much and start enjoying life?
You work 2 days a week and can afford to buy crap like that?

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2017 11:28 AM EST

in response to: Yodelllls!! *does a lil dance...๐Ÿค— pens are on the way..
How's that working for you?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 2:47 PM EST

in response to: Girls that want to give a guy a makeover hit me up
For what? You idiot snowflake libertard need to learn how things work before you go spouting off your fantasies. Be content that the thought of Trumps impeachment give you a hard on and STFU.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 3:57 PM EST

in response to: Impeach Trump.
I mean, working in a charity shop is not a job. It's someone people generally volunteer to do. It's very likely from the way she reacted she has lost someone to lung cancer. However, she shouldn't have called you a bastard. You have every right to smoke in the street. However, you could have tried to understand rather than escalating...

TURKEY / MAY 15, 2017 11:44 AM EST

in response to: The woman in the local cancer charity shop has just called me an inconsiderate bastard for smoking outside her window. I told her to fuัk off, If it wasn't for people like me she'd be out of a job. Dopey fuัking witch
keep calling it a fatkini. that should work

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 10:36 AM EST

in response to: My wife is thinks she is too fat to wear a bikini...I think she is gorgeous and looks hot in her fatkini. How do I convince her not to worry about what other people think or say?
She lives in NY, her father is German and her mother from the Philippines. She has a sister she calls Pia and several nieces. No one seems to have a husband and her father is remarried living in Florida. She worked (works) at a bakery and her hobbies are expensive clothes and makeup. She thinks she is a gourmet cook and has a filthy mouth. She will do anything for attention.

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 12:47 PM EST

in response to: Please give me a legit answer: who is Soh
If someone has died, try to understand that although nothing can bring them back that they have never really left you since you haven't forgotten about them. In terms of letting a friend or ex leave you, remember it's for the best. Things weren't/aren't/won't work out and that there are tonnes of new things around the corner. Even if you don't want to forget about the old times, understand everyone must grow and change.

FRANCE / MAY 13, 2017 12:55 PM EST

in response to: how do u let go of someone?
Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small and work your way up.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 10:33 PM EST

in response to: You moo!! Fight ๐ŸฅŠ fight โš”๏ธ fight ๐Ÿ—ก... ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
Barring everything written about Jesus doing good works, setting moral ideals and miracles, the satanists have never laid claim to to Jesus as the son of the Devil.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 9:02 AM EST

in response to: What if, the reason the Romans killed Jesus, was that he was actually the son of the devil?And when they crucified him, all the evils on the word was forever unleashed?
Barring everything written about Jesus doing good works, setting moral ideals and miracles, the satanists have never laid claim to to Jesus as the son of the Devil.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 9:02 AM EST

in response to: What if, the reason the Romans killed Jesus, was that he was actually the son of the devil?And when they crucified him, all the evils on the word was forever unleashed?
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