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UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 1:57 PM EST

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A single coworker of the same gender asked me if I saw a movie we were both interested in seeing yet. When I said no, he asked if I wanted to go a specific night this week. I said I worked that day but I was fee the next one. He said he was scheduled to work but that he ust texted another coworker to cover his shift. Does this sound like a date or just coworkers hanging out? Please answer because I’m only 11 years old and he’s 59 so I’m really confused

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 12:14 PM EST

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A single coworker of the opposite gender asked me if I saw a movie we were both interested in seeing yet. When I said no, he asked if I wanted to go a specific night this week. I said I worked that day but I was fee the next one. He said he was scheduled to work but that he ust texted another coworker to cover his shift. Does this sound like a date or just coworkers hanging out?

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2019 11:12 AM EST

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TROLL ALERT!!! ( That question has already been asked.)

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 5:51 PM EST

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Several blacks (NlGGERS) have ask me about how to reduce heat. Me being white, i dont know what to tell them. Can you other NlGGERS help explain it?

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 5:01 PM EST

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Zizek on office hours “I can’t imagine a worse experience than some idiot comes there and starts to ask you questions, which is still tolerable. The problem is that here in the United States students tend to be so open that sooner or later, if you’re kind to them, they even start to ask you personal questions [about] private problems… What should I tell them?” “I don’t care,” he continued. “Kill yourself. It’s not my problem,”

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2019 7:36 AM EST

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Below made me think to ask here. Where is the best place to masterbate to my children? my house use to have an masterbating room but no longer does. Since i gotta masterbate to my college kid, may as well get a materbating session going. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 15, 2019 07:43 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:24 AM EST

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The below made me think to ask here. Where is the best place to masterbate to my children? my house use to have an masterbating room but no longer does. Since i gotta masterbate to my college kid, may as well get a materbating session going. uniballer ( ID-312 ) UNITED STATES/Aug 15, 2019 07:43 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:43 AM EST

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I asked an Indian guy what the emergency number in India was. He said "The emergency is the life threatening situation between Life and Death where every second counts and it requires immediate response to save one’s life. In such situations, the speedy arrival of an emergency ambulance with paramedics could mean the difference between life and death for a seriously injured or ill person."

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 8:51 AM EST

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Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump has expressed interest in buying the self-governing territory of Greenland from Denmark. We’ve bought territories from other countries in the past: Alaska from Russia, Florida from Spain (what a mistake!) and the US Virgin Islands from Denmark themselves. But is his next real estate deal possible? Would a world dealing with Trump Derangement Syndrome allow this to happen?

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 6:46 PM EST

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This made me think to ask here. Where is the best place to buy food stamps? Our welfare office use to have a food stamp store but no longer does. Since i gotta order one for my retarded kid, may as well get more free food stamps.

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 12:14 PM EST

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Where in australia can I buy a pistol with no questions asked?

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 8:09 PM EST

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I read a story in the local newspaper about a man who lived a few blocs away from me being jailed for downloading child p0rn. He has a sexy little blond 8 year old daughter so I wanted to find out if he'd molested her. So while visiting one day I asked her if daddy had ever touched her and she said yes. I asked her where he had touched her and she asked if I wanted her to show me...

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 8:51 AM EST

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A pretty intelligent but seriously disturbed kid woke up one morning with this dumbass thought; "Eureka! I've got it! I could get noticed/recognized more if I overused the word *Panda* to annoy people and distract them from the fact I ask mind-numbingly boring questions!" ITALY/Mar 17, 2007 11:54 AM

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / AUG 4, 2019 5:29 PM EST

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The most recent question asked on GP was from 2 hours ago, yet this site constantly gets new content. How pathetic is that?!?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 9:58 PM EST

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Sooo, no one has asked about my flooferdoodles first vet visit.. don’t are, huh?

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 8:50 PM EST

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In honor of Justcurio's retun, the Justcurio Archives presents some classic questions asked over the past years leading up to the question that started it all. A true example of JC humour: Houston, will they ever discover this hoax? "The Moon"/July 20, 1969

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2019 8:26 AM EST

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Mi volontulis por la ĉiujara Paska Leporo Esprimi varma hundeto mastranta sur la ŝoforaj sidlokoj dum mi amis ŝian pedalan laboron! Ajna bona pieda fetiĉa projekto. Ĉu ŝi ne petos peti alian titolon al siaj skankaj kaj rompi pedalojn, dum mi rigardas nun? Pieda Fetiĉa aktorino Mandy Amsterdam ne pedalos pumpante kun varma hundeto mastrumanta sur la ŝoforoj-sidloko dum mi pedale pumpadis por la ĉiujara Pasko iom danĝere?

UNITED STATES / JUL 31, 2019 1:34 AM EST

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I'm a guy but most people think I'm a girl (I won't get into why). There's another dude in my class who started complimenting me and asking about my other classes out of the blue. Is it possible he has a crush on me, thinking I'm a girl?

CANADA / OCT 17, 2018 4:17 PM EST

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What it called when you ask 2 same question in same sentence what it called when you ask 2 same question in same sentence

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2018 12:53 PM EST

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