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(let's get something going here) I was walking to schooI and the cops stopped me. Said they heard l had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jaiI anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

THE UNITED STATES / JUL 28, 2010 5:50 PM EST

JOKE OF THE WEEK A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to my house and let me prove it !” She wanted to find out, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before. The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.

/ JUL 26, 2010 5:45 PM EST

Is it ever okay to not do a duty I never asked for?

/ JUL 25, 2010 11:45 AM EST

Soh, will you please show your طooظs? Please? I asked nicely...

/ JUL 20, 2010 8:16 PM EST

(since someone wants something to happen here) I was walking to schooI and the cops stopped me. Said they heard l had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jaiI anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

THE UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2010 3:57 PM EST

Soh, show some BEWBS! Or at least some BOODY! Please? I asked nicely...

/ JUL 8, 2010 3:16 PM EST

In honor of Justcurio's 5th Anneversiary, the Justcurio Archives presents some classic questions asked over the past 5 years leading up to the question that started it all. A true example of JC humour: Houston, will they ever discover this hoax? "The Moon"/July 20, 1969

THE UNITED STATES / JUL 4, 2010 12:20 PM EST

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I want to ask a guy out to dinner. I previously asked him if he'd ever go out with me, and he said he thought I was pretty & nice & everything, but that he wasn't really feeling it, so he wasn't really interested. Its been a few weeks and I'll probably never see him again after tomorrow unless I do something, and I want to ask him out again, but just to dinner this time. Do you think I'm crazy or do you think I should do it while I have the chance to do it in person?

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 30, 2010 7:51 PM EST

The question is now being asked "WHo is the bigger asshole and idiot, GWB or court jester Joe "you're a wiseass" Bidden?"

/ JUN 28, 2010 9:42 PM EST

Have you engaged in a homosexual act because your wife asked you to do so, how did it work out?

/ JUN 28, 2010 2:12 PM EST

my girlfriend asked, over text if I was alright with a 3some, i said fug yea! I text her and ask her when and where, she said house in 15min. So I show up only to find her getting her brains fugged out by 2 big ole buck N1GGERS! Is this a normal 3some?

/ JUN 28, 2010 1:58 PM EST

Mexico on Tuesday asked a federal court in Arizona to declare the state's new immigration law unconstitutional, arguing that the country's own interests and its citizens' rights are at stake.Mexico also said it has a legitimate interest in defending its citizens' rights. Why is another country trying to tell America what to do with it's illegals!?

/ JUN 22, 2010 3:51 PM EST

My girlfriend asked about having a 3some. I said yes. Now I am out here in the living room listening to 2 buck NlGGERS fvcking her senseless. Is this normal?

/ JUN 21, 2010 4:12 PM EST

got invited to a cookout thats in 1 hour from now, got asked to bring something, now why didnt she ask sooner? i hate being asked at the last minute, don't you?

/ JUN 17, 2010 2:38 PM EST

he was sweet, and young, around my age, and asked how my day was, and all i kept thinking about was that nose of his and how i wanted to kiss the top of it...

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2010 12:46 PM EST

i've never asked you, but... are you a dad? father's day is coming up you know

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 15, 2010 9:05 AM EST

I was walking to schooI and the cops stopped me. Said they heard l had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jaiI anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

/ JUN 14, 2010 8:13 PM EST

One year ago on JC: A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2010 7:13 AM EST

good morning, darlings... so, i went out this morning with out any money, and realized i needed cigarettes... i went to my corner deli and asked if i could pay him back later... of course he said yes... it's nice to be trusted... :) do you have a store that lets you put it on your tab?

THE UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2010 5:35 AM EST

Would you as a sexy BBW be offended if a lover asked or proceeded to slip his cock under your belly or between rolls and pleasured himself? I find this idea very erotic and would love to try it. I was just wondering if anyone has tried it or if you as a BBW would be offended?

/ JUN 6, 2010 10:01 PM EST

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