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A policeman grabbed me in the park today just as I was heading into the kindergarten. 'Where do you think you're going?' he asked. I replied, 'I'll have you know I identify as someone who has every right to enter this school!' He looked me up and down and said, 'Is that so? Well what do you "identify" as, then?' I replied, 'A sadististic pedophila rapist.'

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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I asked my wife to tell me all of trump's lies, she hasn't shut up for three days.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 3:59 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville Florida returned home to find a cardboard box in the carport holding a crudely written note, on which was written "My First F___ You" and signed "CIA." According to Ms. Rehnkamp, who is now filing a restraining order against those who left the note, they were constantly sexually harassing her daughter over the years. She says her daughter asked them to stop after they smeared sperm on her backpack on Halloween, the Daily News reported.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:01 PM EST

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Why is the show Masked Singer even on TV?

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 8:00 AM EST

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AM I A SLUT/WHORE? I lost my virginity at 7 to my first boyfriend (he was 39 years old). Since then I had multiple sexual partners already, about 15-20 a year I guess. I am 22 years old now. Some of those are just one-night-stand, some are not. Their age are from 22-74 years old. Some are married, some has kid/s, some has girlfriends, some are single. I NEVER asked for money for that, I just do it purely for fun. So am I a slut?

UNITED STATES / NOV 12, 2019 1:07 PM EST

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I read a story in the local newspaper about a man who lived a few blocks away from me being jailed for downloading child p0rn. He has a sexy little blond 8 year old daughter so I wanted to find out if he'd molested her. So while visiting one day I asked her if daddy had ever touched her and she said yes. I asked her where he had touched her and she asked if I wanted her to show me...

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2019 12:22 PM EST

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Hi, my name is soh. When I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

UNITED STATES / OCT 31, 2019 4:45 PM EST

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hi my name is soh and I was walking to school and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 7:32 PM EST

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I was suppose to have my chastity device removed, but she refuses. She doesn't think I have earned it. I did everything she asked but she says I lacked initiative, that I should have done more than just what was asked. Is this fair?!?!?!?

UNITED STATES / OCT 28, 2019 6:35 PM EST

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As a reporter for the Rolling Stone magazine, I once asked Stevie Wonder what it was like to be blind. He said, "Well, it's better than being black. I couldn’t live with myself if I was a nіgger cunt.”

UNITED STATES / OCT 26, 2019 5:42 PM EST

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Admit it. You have nothen on Trump. If I asked you to stop it might suggest we are weak in some way but we are not. It amuses most of us because we are no longer embarrassed for you. TRUTH

UNITED STATES / OCT 23, 2019 3:43 PM EST

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I was walking to schоol and the cops stopped me. Said they heard I had drugs. Patted me down and found nothing but cuffed me and took me to jail anyway. Made me strip naked, searched my clothes and then all of me. Asked me all these questions about drugs and sex and everything then gave me back my clothes and stuff and let me go. I was pretty embarassed but it was kind of a weird sort of thrill too. Is it normal to get turned on by having to strip and be searched?

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2019 9:43 PM EST

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Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have I!

UNITED STATES / OCT 20, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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If fish could scream, would people still go angling? Brian Robinson, Hutton, Essex ................ I've just asked my deaf mother-in-law, and she told me she would. Steven Beercock, Enna Italy

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2019 7:27 AM EST

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My wife had a fight with our daughter-in-law (son`s wife) . She asked me to stay away and to not get involved, no matter what happens. The end of it was: My 51 yo wife was slapped, kicked, face stomped and humiliated by our 27yo daughter-in-law, and everything was her fault, she started it. Not my daughter-in-law. I have to admit, I could barely believe that my wife could be so easily overpowered by a young woman, especially our son`s wife. Should I tell my son about that?

RUSSIAN FEDERATION / OCT 16, 2019 8:38 PM EST

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A 7 year old girl was lying in the dentist's chair. The dentist said, "I'm going to give you helium gas." "Will that stop me from feeling any pain?" the little girl asked. "No," he replied, "but when you scream as my dick's destroying your prepubescent vag it'll be fuсking hilarious."

UNITED STATES / OCT 15, 2019 1:23 PM EST

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Have you.. Good God this question has already been asked ckick hereto see its 5 answers?!?! Dorkies..?

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2019 7:55 PM EST

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Italy, your hostility and anger for someone is making you go crazy. Uni asked for a truce who didnt even do anything to you. Where is your proof that it was Uni? You are being ridiculous on an anonymous website. Just move on already and make a truce. Let there be peace. UNITED STATES/Oct 08, 2019 03:38 PM

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 5:41 PM EST

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What happened.? Oh sh*t this question has already been asked howdya like dem apples!

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 7:17 PM EST

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No matter how much Republican Congresspeople circle the wagons to protect Dear Leader, the fact remains that the President of the United States asked the Ukrainian President to talk to the Attorney General of the United States to investigate a political rival to win an election.

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2019 1:44 PM EST

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