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UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 7:07 PM EST

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I'm 14 and gay but not openly so its hard to find any boyfriends. A friend of mine told me that their guy friend who I didn't know was gay thinks I'm hot. I have never even spoke to him and I think he's hot. He hasn't got social media that I know and he's in my history class. How do I approach him and tell him I like him.

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 7:06 PM EST

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I'm writing a musical with some friends. There's a gag between a few characters about having to eat their pet cat in lean times. (The basis of the joke is a wealthy character's reaction to this reality of the hard-knock life.) But I've just realised how this could sound to one of my friends who is Asian. Is it worse to assume my friend will be offended, or worse to leave the joke in?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 5:36 AM EST

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My God damn fat girlfriend just broke my car seat. I would kill her if her fat ass body wasn't so hard to hide. But what alternative do I have?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 7:03 PM EST

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Did you ever fantasize about sticking a fire hose down the throat of that big fat loud mouthed bitch in your English class and fill her up until she almost explodes.

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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Do eat more Cheetos than the Mexican Army? Does your ass effect the tides? Do you cast a big enough shadow to cause the temp to drop? In other words...Are you an enormo?

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 7:28 PM EST

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You assholes still here already?

UNITED STATES / MAR 20, 2017 6:24 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week Classics: What do you call pòrn that is classy and sophisticated? Assthetics.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 4:20 PM EST

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Hello guys I need help my best friend is so naive some of my classmates use her steal her backpack her phone type messages and do some other mean stuff and make jokes of her. I really need to make her stop being so naive and stupid because they are using her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 5:00 AM EST

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Passing through... how're you guys doing? ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 6:31 PM EST

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Don't you assholes have anything better to do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 5:48 PM EST

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"The $3 billion (£2.4 billion) Community Development programme – which funds popular programmes such as housing assistance and Meals on Wheels – which delivers food to the elderly and disabled – will be completely dismantled" by Trump. I thought he was supposed to care about the deplorables?

NETHERLANDS / MAR 16, 2017 10:03 AM EST

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Assface poopy fûck head!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 3:33 AM EST

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Hey dip shlt ever heard of spell checker?? Dumbass.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 10:14 PM EST

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how can you prevent sexually assaulted victim from talking?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 6:15 PM EST

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Russian woman was charged with sexually assaulting ten males. Nine pressed charges. The ten one said he enjoyed it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 11:25 AM EST

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a chilling insight into the Jewish mind - "l was so much into the nightmare scenarios that I was predicting this morning that I found myself thinking that if things get too bad I can always kill myself and hoping that someone would assassinate Trump. When I realised how insane I was getting, I laughed at myself for being so dramatic and I have been trying to calm down. I have already decided to ignore the news for the next few days. I think I need a few days without thinking about politics."

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:36 AM EST

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A now-former board member of the Calgary Homeless Foundation is facing serious charges, accused of homosexually assaulting and drugging a teenage boy and attacking another young man with a knife. Robin Adair Wortman, 62, has been charged with homosexual assault and assault with a weapon, as well as two counts of communication to procure homosexual services from victims under the age of 18. Investigators said he did not have any past dealings with police.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 11:57 PM EST

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Is NlGGERCUNT123 a popular password

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 7:55 AM EST

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Is fingerbang a popular password?

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 4:52 AM EST

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