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What happens if you microwave a baby?

UNITED STATES / FEB 17, 2018 2:45 AM EST

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Does anyone know why tbe Anti Trump guy's fingers smell like baby cunt?

UNITED STATES / FEB 16, 2018 3:02 PM EST

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Waco time! Waco baby! FIRE AND FURY, were gonna get yer GUNS!!! Burn, baby BURN! HAHAHAHA!!!!

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2018 3:00 PM EST

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What is a baby other than a fleshlight with a heartbeat?

UNITED STATES / FEB 15, 2018 6:14 AM EST

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Isabella Luna Mayes...is that a good name for my baby???

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2018 8:12 PM EST

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What's the best part of fuсking a newborn baby girl? Putting in a softie, getting an erection and hearing the satisfying noise when the little bitch's bones crack

UNITED STATES / FEB 14, 2018 12:37 PM EST

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If I had access to a number of small baby girls, and I constantly injected them with testosterone, could I, in time, create a team of female soccer players who didn't have to be trannies to beat school boys?

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2018 2:05 AM EST

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What's the best thing about fuсking a newborn baby girl? Putting in a softie, getting an erection and hearing the satisfying noise when the little bitch's bones crack

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2018 5:32 AM EST

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Away One light left in heaven Away High above the clouds Away The light goes on forever I wish we'd stay up here Never come down You know I'll wait here for you I'll wait here for you No matter where you go Or what you put me through And I don't know if you'll come back to me But baby if you do I'll be waiting for you

UNITED STATES / FEB 5, 2018 7:04 PM EST

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went shopping... 😝 snagged the nicest baby taters, too! Annnd, everything I purchased was on sale, so on my receipt, it stated, I saved $14they we’re putting out the new batch of 🍋 they’reso nice.. So surprised, normally they’re super thin skinned and old looking but these were big! 3 for $2.. got 6 because I’m planning on making lemonade. Sweet potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, lemons, Heinz ketchup, tomatoes, avocados, annnd I could not forget the coffee. .. 🤤

UNITED STATES / FEB 4, 2018 7:46 PM EST

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Fav side dish?? Mine is taters!! ☺️ Not fried potatoes but baked. Especially baby taters. I don’t mind spending a dollar extra for baby potatoes.. it gives good reason to go to the fancy shop on Houston... I hope they’re available year round. I think they are. I only tried baby potatoes this past summer, ugh... can not believe it. I thought potatoes are potatoes, *shakes head slowly.

UNITED STATES / FEB 3, 2018 5:23 PM EST

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What would you do if your boyfriend was expecting another child with his baby mama ?

UNITED STATES / FEB 2, 2018 1:49 PM EST

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I’m trying to think of cover ideas for a book I’m writing, and I could use some help. It’s a fantasy book where this girl gets transported into this magical realm (an alternate universe type thing) and befriends this baby creature who eventually grows into this giant beast (think of Trico from the Last Guardian, but with no horns and less feathers.) At this point any suggestions would be appreciated, thanks!

UNITED STATES / JAN 31, 2018 10:03 PM EST

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my boyfriend of 9 years and I (im currently 22) are having a baby together. One day we were talking about what the baby might look like. SO I have two different color eyes (hazel and brown) and he has Hazel eyes. Would there be a possibility that (even though it's pretty rare) our baby would have two different color eyes?

/ JAN 17, 2018 10:51 PM EST

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Iss u is or is u ain’t my baby?

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2018 5:20 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / DEC 25, 2017 5:01 AM EST

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I castrated a baby. Am I going to hell?

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2017 8:00 AM EST

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My sister is a fat lazy pig. She is 14 and weighs over 300lbs. All her friends are fat pigs too. My parents don't see anything wrong with this. They say it's baby fat. I say 300lbs of baby fat???? No way, that's all laziness and gluttony. How can I convince my parents that my sister is just a disgusting fat slob.

UNITED STATES / DEC 15, 2017 1:33 PM EST

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Snagged fun sized baby Ruth and butterfingers... ☺️

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2017 10:10 PM EST

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Is there a market for human breast milk? Can you sell that stuff? My big fat wife produces tons of it and the baby is still months away from being born. What the he'll can I do with all this wasted breast milk?

UNITED STATES / DEC 12, 2017 1:58 PM EST

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