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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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You're like a little baby.

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 9:25 PM EST

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I have a girlfriend that has a kid by another man. Although we love each other but she has the initials of her baby daddy, herself and their son tattooed under her left wrist. I told her I wasn't comfortable with this but she claims it reminds her of the pain she went through when she was with him. Should I be worried or I am just over reacting?

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 7:29 AM EST

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How does you know iff dat nappy headed baby is yours or Tyrone's?

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 5:45 PM EST

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Darling, will you pls help me w my baby math??

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 5:35 PM EST

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Do you love me like a love song baby?

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 3:44 PM EST

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Is bukakke kinda like a baby shower?

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 12:35 PM EST

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IF YOUR OBESE DAUGHTER CAME HOME WITH A BLACK BABY, WOULD YOU CALL HER A NlGGER LOVER?

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 5:05 AM EST

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If your obese white daughter comes home with a black baby. Would you call her a coal burner?

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 5:14 PM EST

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My 500 pound fat bitch of a wife wants to have another baby......for dinner. Anybody want to sell their baby?

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 1:27 PM EST

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Baby I'd sรนck your dick like a garden hose

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 11:50 PM EST

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The baby died.

UNITED STATES / APR 21, 2017 7:28 PM EST

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Ya yooo, ya yo!! Moo la la baby! ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2017 7:21 PM EST

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baby born underwater it can start sea human population if it never reach for air

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 2:36 PM EST

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Did you know that if a baby is born under water then it'll be able to live it's whole life under water

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 1:50 PM EST

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If a human baby is born under water with no air and stays under water with no air for the rest of it's life, will it's lungs never adjust to air and the baby becomes an amphibious human for the rest of its life

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2017 1:26 PM EST

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I found a pink cigarette lighter, after losing and looking for my baby blue one, and I'm actually quite embarrassed to pull it out in public..

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2017 8:58 PM EST

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Can't find my mini baby blue Bic lighter... I always buy the same one. I like that it's mini and slim and can fit in my right hand jean pocket no prob... ๐Ÿ˜

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 11:19 PM EST

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Baby, I'll be your motivation...

UNITED STATES / MAR 29, 2017 3:36 PM EST

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So I'm babysitting for a new family and the child is currently sleeping, I really need to poop but I'm afraid of it smelling if the parents come back early, is it okay to go or should I wait?

/ MAR 29, 2017 12:10 PM EST

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