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What crawls, is bloody, and can't turn corners? A baby on a spear.

UNITED STATES / OCT 16, 2017 10:41 AM EST

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U spin me rite round, baby, rite round like a record baby rite round round round..

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2017 6:50 PM EST

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I've been having so much sex with my 600lb wife that my dick hurts. My whole groin area feels over strained. BUT she wants another baby so we keep at it morning, noon and night. Is there anything I can do for the pain?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2017 7:29 AM EST

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His utterances are the babblings of a baby or a madman, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2017 11:05 AM EST

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Have the cry baby Jew media never heard that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2017 5:31 AM EST

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Baby, I'm not sorry...

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2017 7:37 PM EST

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HELP!!!!! I just discovered that my husband is having abnormal fantasies on little girls. He would like to cum, lick, and kiss our futur daughter's pussy. He said that these things are emotional. I advised him to go to a shrink, but he refused. he is also attracted to young girls 15 12 13 14 16 years old girls. I am afraid he will act on his fantasies if I get pregnant and delivered a baby. I am lately thinking of divorcing him, because I cannot spend the rest of my life worrying...

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 22, 2017 4:48 PM EST

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If you want I'll be by your side, and if you don't maybe suicide And it's my love that'd kill me dear, if you won't hold me and have me near But don't you fret and don't be scared, cuz baby I am a millionaire I'll make you a star and I'll make you a queen. I'll put your face in all the magazines. Okay so I lied and none of that's true, but not having you is making me blue And I want you for the rest of my life, yes I want you to be my wife

UNITED STATES / SEP 21, 2017 12:13 PM EST

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Dubya-h-o-r-n-i-e that's the way we spell horny we got it together baby don't we ever. Let's. Get. HORNY!

UNITED STATES / SEP 15, 2017 10:01 AM EST

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Ok im from Louisiana. Im 9 months pregnant I'm 17 and my boyfriend is 20. When we conceived I was 16 and he was 19 so when baby is born and he signs the birth certificate will he get into trouble?? We both really want his name on the birth certificate but don't know if he could face jail time for it beings I was 16 and he was 19 at the time of conception. Does anyone know the laws about that??

UNITED STATES / SEP 13, 2017 12:28 PM EST

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Why is me being single not registering yet? I litteraly have to wake up at 2am every night so I can avoid being raped by an unknown white guy while the most heinous sexual thoughts are being forced into my mind. When I was a child it worked coz I was a baby, now it's completley futile. I thank Jesus for the ability to wake up at 2am, but wen does it stop?

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 8, 2017 3:51 AM EST

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The father of my child is now in a relationship and they are having a baby. I don't know how to feel... I feel hurt, sad, unsure, confused, sick.... I don't know what to do

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 12:04 PM EST

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I am tired of you redneck halfwit temper tantrum crybaby bitch-ass whiny racist assholes. Fuсk you and your lizard brain idiot king upon us. You fuсkers are so blind that you think Trump is God. Fuсk you for being weak-minded irresponsible idiots. Fuсk you for being racist assholes just because you grew up that way. At least your goddamn idiocracy is going to die with you.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2017 12:30 PM EST

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Give me a schedule to eat 8 baby carrots and 7 pea pods

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2017 4:48 AM EST

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Why is there the guy calling me n8gger c8 again? What is wring with Americans? Babylon has trully become the habbitation of every foul beast...and most happen to be racist too...there goes the neighbourhood.

SOUTH AFRICA / SEP 1, 2017 5:49 AM EST

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Is it true that when you have HS and college age millennial living in your home....You need lots of baby wipes and Kleenex on hand?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2017 10:56 AM EST

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Does anyone remember when calculators were simple and basic? Now you can do all this crap on them, so many different strange looking keys, ugh... I can't!! 😞 I'm still working on the baby bath! 😝 I think I might even like it... a lil, maybe. ☺️

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 10:28 PM EST

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Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2017 9:16 AM EST

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Would you go to an ex-sister-in-law's baby shower when she bans your ex from her home because he is now a transwoman?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2017 8:56 PM EST

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Talk to me baby..

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2017 8:25 PM EST

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