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Gawd! The awful posts are back and to be a bad post here is saying something

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 7:39 AM EST

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It's easy to make a perfect book-like cover for your hardon, however, it's not as easy as you might think. In order to make it perfect, the back of the book would have to be turned to face you, with the ink on the book's spine, and if there's too much ink on the spine, you'll get a smudged look on your penìs. To prevent this, you'll have to get the book apart and mark where it should be. You can't sit down in a chair to do this.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 10:25 PM EST

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GF told me she did p0rn “a few times back in undergrad”. I told here I’ll stay. I don’t want be be alone. We’re both late 30s and you can’t find anything online.

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 7:33 AM EST

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What does it mean if u send a guy a twerking video but it’s kinda short and they replay it but don’t respond back?but the guy didn’t ask for twerking videos I just sent it randomly

UNITED STATES / DEC 7, 2019 12:39 PM EST

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He died doing what he loved. Slurping ramen. (closed casket, gaping hole in back of corpses head)

UNITED STATES / DEC 6, 2019 3:15 PM EST

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Trump is my hero!! BTW did I tell you my IQ results came back? Yep! I am the highest IQ you can be in single digits!! I’m like an 8!!! Woo hoo go me!!

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2019 3:12 PM EST

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Should Traitor trump be allowed to come back to the US?

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 3:45 PM EST

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STAND BACK STAND BACK

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 4:18 PM EST

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UGH..MY NAME NAIVE SPIT. ME WANTEM LAND BACK!

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 2:57 PM EST

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JC Joke of the Week. When our entire family inadvertently travelled back in time to the Middle Ages, our naive teenage daughter tragically had a quick and unbelievably brutal death. Unlike they show in the movies, it turned out it wasn't possible for her to confront and defeat a band of raping and murdering mercenaries using only feminism.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 1:10 PM EST

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The Founding Fathers worried about a demagogue rising to power backed by a foreign adversary. That notion seemed to diminish to the point of a quaint anachronism over the centuries as our democracy solidified and our strength as a world power grew. No longer. Who knew?

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 1:15 PM EST

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Darlinxeses, I was having trouble with my bedroom door some time ago and posted it on JC.. One of you guys gave the best advice. He said, dip a wooden match in wood glue and beat it in the hole, then put it back in. Wellllll, I just want to say, thank you, kind stranger. 🤗🥰💕💋

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 11:52 PM EST

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The impeachment trial is a big fat pile of shìt. How the he'll do we get all that fuken time wasted in our lives back from this?

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:53 PM EST

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha ha haha haha hahaha haha, the Democrats...jeeezzz Louizzz.... A ha haha haha haha *walks off back to the private party as you hear my laughter fade into the distance and continues all night* haha ha ha ha

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:13 PM EST

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A gun-toting, banana-whipping hard-on rode the back of the truck with Sausage Brain butting his head on the hatch. His head popped through the tailgate with a pop. "Ow, Stinkz, that hurt!" Stinkz said as he watched the truck slam into Sausage Brain and his bull head. He spun his finger at the man driving.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 10:37 PM EST

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Hollie Rehnkamp of Gainesville Florida returned home to find a cardboard box in the carport holding a crudely written note, on which was written "My First F___ You" and signed "CIA." According to Ms. Rehnkamp, who is now filing a restraining order against those who left the note, they were constantly sexually harassing her daughter over the years. She says her daughter asked them to stop after they smeared sperm on her backpack on Halloween, the Daily News reported.

UNITED STATES / NOV 21, 2019 1:01 PM EST

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Go get out of my car then go get to my load the game is on my way back was it to get a better way of being able for the money and it is not to the point

UNITED STATES / NOV 20, 2019 6:11 PM EST

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Hey 👋🏼 I gotta is your life time is that the way to go back in and out to work on your way out and about it and I will see what

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 10:26 PM EST

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I have left the world. I have come back. You are in the world. You are the one who is moving. You are in the prison of the world. The world is in my hands. I am Soh. I am the one who is moving. You are in the prison of the world. You are the one who is moving. I am Soh.

UNITED STATES / NOV 16, 2019 12:59 PM EST

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Oh boy Bubba is going to enjoy butt-buddying Roger Stone, admiring his Nixon tattoo on his back!

CANADA / NOV 15, 2019 12:05 PM EST

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