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My girlfriend said none of the guys she has been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's seven years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2019 1:18 PM EST

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If you are in the military you suk balls. Amen.

UNITED STATES / AUG 22, 2019 9:58 AM EST

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No balls, all pussy. That's uniballer.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 2:14 PM EST

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Why is Uniballs such a ‘Fuсk The Police’ type of person? I thought he was a ‘Proud American’.

UNITED STATES / AUG 20, 2019 8:58 AM EST

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There once was a man from sprocket Who went for a ride in a rocket The rocket went bang His balls went clang And he found his dick in his pocket!

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:09 AM EST

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2015: we just want to get married! 2017: bake the cake, bigot! 2019: wax my balls, bigot!

UNITED STATES / AUG 15, 2019 8:42 PM EST

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Glasses on today. Thine eye balls 👀 need a rest.. Csnt wear contact lenses all the time, you moo! Your eyes need to breathe!!

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 2:50 PM EST

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I prefer roasted bumble bee balls dipped in panther piss, thank you. UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2019 10:43 AM EST


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If you had the balls to create your own language, what would be your word for ΔMi−1 = −αΣn=1NDi[n][Σj∈C[i]Fji[n − 1] + Fexti[n−1]]?


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If you weren’t a lazy piece of shaft and balls, and you actually had the cojones to build up your own language, what would be your word for Өрөмч?


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1950s rock is cool, here's little jerry lee lewis, 1957 ...."ooh yeah...trumphater shaking his big fanny.... he wan attention from truck driving men.... trumphater str uttin on the dance floor... trumphater angry at the Donald ...great balls of fire, trumphater's peeing on the dance floor...

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 3:30 PM EST

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Trumphater wired in 1950s bennies & yellow jacket goof-balls.. ..Trumphster shake his fanny at Feinstein... trumphater dangle his peepee at da Kavanagh.. trumphater want to go to be bed with Feinstein & 3 way with stud kavanagh


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YEAH! 1957 at the hop... jerry lee lewis is a pounding those keys and trumphater on the dance floor ... all hopp'd up.on... great balls of KAVANAUGH... let's go to the hop... trumphater yanks his wanger for all to see ... he's jerking to the KAVANAUGH

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 11:00 AM EST

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Darlinxeses!! I did tell you I got new contact lenses, did I?? They’re amazballs, you moo.. Anyswaaay... like I was saying last night. Today is Tuesday annnd I love tuesdays.. 😩 Jazzabella is going home today annd we had a good looong visit.. I have to get to Union Market!! They only carry less than a few dozen orange and strawberry juice by the half gallon and I want some before they run out! Fresh presses orange and strawberry oh my gracious, 😋 🤤

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2018 8:37 AM EST

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Can I just mention how thankful I am I am able to afford to buy contacts... 😩 I am so sooo thankful for new 👁 balls.. 🤸🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 7:49 PM EST

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Snagged the sweetest smelling hair, body oil from urban outfitters tonight... It's got dried lil rose buds in the bottle, and I'm smelling amazeballs. Yup! 😜

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2018 10:48 PM EST

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Have you ever or would you eat mountain oysters? (Hog balls for those of you in Rio Linda)

UNITED STATES / AUG 24, 2018 8:39 AM EST

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Experiences with sex on acid? Is it possible and any good or will i be too busy tripping my balls off?

GERMANY / AUG 21, 2018 7:07 PM EST

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“Unite The Right 2” was probably the worst sequel of the summer season. This year’s “spectacular” had a small group of police-hating exceptional individuals who wouldn’t even show their faces. Last year, the director and their performers had way more balls. What happened?

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2018 3:10 PM EST

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Nigers blame white people for their failures, vote for Jews and convert to Islam, the religion of their Arab masters who cut their balls off. 💣 💣 💣

UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2018 1:15 PM EST

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