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Grand Jury to hang Trump by his teeny tiny balls😀👍

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2017 10:29 PM EST

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My balls are swollen.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:09 PM EST

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They can take away your balls, but they can't take away your shaft

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:16 AM EST

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When I leave the house, I pack a bag with 10-15 homemade wipes and a tablespoon. After a shìt away from home I wrap a wipe around the scoop of the spoon, reach back and wedge my hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows complete scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter shìt, from cheek to cheek. A typical shìt takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shìtstink is emanating from you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 5:09 PM EST

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I think you should get a little medal or a spot in the papers when you shave your balls that shts like defusing a bomb! Very stressful.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 8:24 PM EST

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My girlfriend just told me that none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 12:20 PM EST

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Why are my balls jumping around!

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

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This site sucks donkey balls.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2017 1:07 PM EST

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Do you believe there to be any collusion between my shaft and my balls?

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 12:14 PM EST

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If I had balls for how many geneders there are how many festivals would I have

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2017 11:54 PM EST

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how often do u jack off the balls and the shaft

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2017 1:14 PM EST

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I know... to cut the the carb cravings, I'll roasted some taters. Scrubbed, skin on, quartered, good 'ol Idaho baking potatoes, tossed w chopped garlic, evoo, salt and pepper, so yum balls, I like the corners crisp, almost burnt.. and I picked up some beets!! I'll roast them too. Scrubbed, peeled, quartered, salt & evoo, in a tin foil pouch, I'll roast em along side the taters... ☺️ Also, am soo over the lemon iced phase.. ugh, I can't.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 6:03 PM EST

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My obese wife wants me to stuff her with ass beads before we make love...the only problem is the beads she wants are as big as baseballs. How is this going to be possible?

UNITED STATES / MAY 18, 2017 8:57 PM EST

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I'm showing soh my balls

UNITED STATES / APR 23, 2017 5:26 PM EST

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What do you do when the umpire screams...."PLAY BALLS"?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2017 5:10 PM EST

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Are you who then peculiarity was grain balls deep in her and naked in my felled in noisily peach tree?

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2017 8:45 PM EST

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Is United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls the greatest name of a US District court case you have ever heard of?

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2017 10:38 AM EST

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My girlfriend told me that none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / FEB 10, 2017 3:19 PM EST

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This ... place is soooo yuck balls!

UNITED STATES / JAN 27, 2017 6:51 PM EST

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