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The general consensus is that someone should have shot the anti-Trumpet's dad in the balls before he was conceived.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 5:52 PM EST

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my dog kicked me in the balls

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 3:40 PM EST

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My neighbor's dog ripped off my balls with his teeth. I sued my neighbor, but my girlfriend is asking me to have sex. I can't bring myself to tell her that I don't have balls, so is there any way I can get them replaced? I need answers fast; she wants to have sex with me tomorrow!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:04 PM EST

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Shaft and balls, name a more iconic duo

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 8:19 PM EST

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why can't people tell their genrder? It's so simple if you have shaft/balls you are man, if not you are women

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2017 2:40 PM EST

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Okay so here's the scoop. I sit when I pee and text while I poop. I fart a lot and pick my nose and dig the jam from between my toes. I pop my pimples and pee in the shower and I spit my saliva a dozen times an hour. I pick my callouses and mastùrbate. I chew my nails and burp what I ate. I pop every bone inside my back and scratch my balls and my butt crack. When I sweat profusely, I stink a lot and turn red as a tomato when I am hot.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 3:17 AM EST

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When is Lil' Fatty going to grow some balls and actually send those bombs our way? When is he going to talk the talk and actually face us off?

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 10:37 PM EST

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i've never been kicked in the balls. Any takers?

GERMANY / AUG 28, 2017 12:23 PM EST

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"You read one person's pov and lick his balls just cause you agree with him. Read actual definitions. Use a dictionary." If you know yourself what a dictionary is, you may have noticed that they can't offer detailed explanations and examples. You can't learn how to argue properly just by looking up definitions. You will at least need examples and background information.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 7:15 AM EST

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Grand Jury to hang Trump by his teeny tiny balls😀👍

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2017 10:29 PM EST

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My balls are swollen.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:09 PM EST

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They can take away your balls, but they can't take away your shaft

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:16 AM EST

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When I leave the house, I pack a bag with 10-15 homemade wipes and a tablespoon. After a shìt away from home I wrap a wipe around the scoop of the spoon, reach back and wedge my hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows complete scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter shìt, from cheek to cheek. A typical shìt takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shìtstink is emanating from you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 5:09 PM EST

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I think you should get a little medal or a spot in the papers when you shave your balls that shts like defusing a bomb! Very stressful.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 8:24 PM EST

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My girlfriend just told me that none of the guys she's been with have ever come from head. Holy šhitballs, bitch. Perhaps it's because you sućk at sucking coćk?!? Now she's eight years old she should be able to use Google and just look this stuff up. This one ain't too bright.

UNITED STATES / JUL 13, 2017 12:20 PM EST

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Why are my balls jumping around!

UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2017 11:09 PM EST

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This site sucks donkey balls.

UNITED STATES / JUN 29, 2017 1:07 PM EST

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Do you believe there to be any collusion between my shaft and my balls?

UNITED STATES / JUN 18, 2017 12:14 PM EST

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If I had balls for how many geneders there are how many festivals would I have

UNITED STATES / JUN 16, 2017 11:54 PM EST

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