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My nephew was 5 yesterday. At his party he asked my brother's big fat greedy pig of a fiance why she had such a big belly. Everyone heard it and all smiled to themselves. About time someone had the balls to asked even if it was a child. Maybe now my bro will see what a fat slob he is marrying? The whole family is hoping.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2018 10:38 AM EST

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my balls drag behind me when I walk

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2018 5:20 PM EST

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What if disney was ballsy enough to have a pepe the frog cameo but he is called keke the frog to avoid copyright?

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2018 8:24 AM EST

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Why are people idiots around yoga exercise balls? There seem to be limitless videos of accidents with these, regardless of age. You'd think people would have more common sense... What is it with the yoga balls that makes someone go "Yeah, I'll fling myself at that at top speed and be fine."

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2017 9:15 PM EST

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I'm going to dress up as a shaft and balls for hallwenn

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 1:54 AM EST

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the people of California don't know that men has shaft and balls and woman have bobs and vagene, what is all this 3rd gender bull5hit

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2017 5:46 PM EST

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The general consensus is that someone should have shot the anti-Trumpet's dad in the balls before he was conceived.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 5:52 PM EST

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my dog kicked me in the balls

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 3:40 PM EST

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My neighbor's dog ripped off my balls with his teeth. I sued my neighbor, but my girlfriend is asking me to have sex. I can't bring myself to tell her that I don't have balls, so is there any way I can get them replaced? I need answers fast; she wants to have sex with me tomorrow!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:04 PM EST

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Shaft and balls, name a more iconic duo

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 8:19 PM EST

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why can't people tell their genrder? It's so simple if you have shaft/balls you are man, if not you are women

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2017 2:40 PM EST

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Okay so here's the scoop. I sit when I pee and text while I poop. I fart a lot and pick my nose and dig the jam from between my toes. I pop my pimples and pee in the shower and I spit my saliva a dozen times an hour. I pick my callouses and mastùrbate. I chew my nails and burp what I ate. I pop every bone inside my back and scratch my balls and my butt crack. When I sweat profusely, I stink a lot and turn red as a tomato when I am hot.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 3:17 AM EST

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When is Lil' Fatty going to grow some balls and actually send those bombs our way? When is he going to talk the talk and actually face us off?

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 10:37 PM EST

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i've never been kicked in the balls. Any takers?

GERMANY / AUG 28, 2017 12:23 PM EST

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"You read one person's pov and lick his balls just cause you agree with him. Read actual definitions. Use a dictionary." If you know yourself what a dictionary is, you may have noticed that they can't offer detailed explanations and examples. You can't learn how to argue properly just by looking up definitions. You will at least need examples and background information.

UNITED STATES / AUG 25, 2017 7:15 AM EST

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Grand Jury to hang Trump by his teeny tiny balls😀👍

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2017 6:16 PM EST

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Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

UNITED STATES / JUL 24, 2017 10:29 PM EST

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My balls are swollen.

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:09 PM EST

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They can take away your balls, but they can't take away your shaft

UNITED STATES / JUL 15, 2017 8:16 AM EST

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When I leave the house, I pack a bag with 10-15 homemade wipes and a tablespoon. After a shìt away from home I wrap a wipe around the scoop of the spoon, reach back and wedge my hand against the seat, and stretch the spoon/wipe forward. This allows complete scrubbing from balls to upper crack and, for the occasional splatter shìt, from cheek to cheek. A typical shìt takes 6 passes for that sparkling-clean feeling and the psychological comfort that NO shìtstink is emanating from you.

UNITED STATES / JUL 14, 2017 5:09 PM EST

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