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What kind of President needs everyone licking his balls in order to feel good about himself?

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2018 7:39 PM EST

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I like this guy we’re vibing a whole lot but he’s got a gf he’s been wanting to break up with her for a long time now but he doesn’t have the balls to do it and she knows he wants to break up with her but there still together .. do I continue talking to him even though he’s got this gf ? Yes or no?

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2018 10:48 PM EST

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Hey loser, what's it like schtupping a big fat, smelly, cream fed, jewess?....Do you have to hold your nose and feed her matzo balls when you are done?

UNITED STATES / APR 2, 2018 5:12 PM EST

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✂✂I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF✂✂

UNITED STATES / FEB 28, 2018 7:57 AM EST

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What do you think of my 635mm high powered assault shaft with target sight balls

UNITED STATES / FEB 27, 2018 12:42 PM EST

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I really need to fire one off. My balls need draining.

UNITED STATES / FEB 20, 2018 12:58 PM EST

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My nephew was 5 yesterday. At his party he asked my brother's big fat greedy pig of a fiance why she had such a big belly. Everyone heard it and all smiled to themselves. About time someone had the balls to asked even if it was a child. Maybe now my bro will see what a fat slob he is marrying? The whole family is hoping.

UNITED STATES / FEB 19, 2018 10:38 AM EST

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my balls drag behind me when I walk

UNITED STATES / FEB 7, 2018 5:20 PM EST

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What if disney was ballsy enough to have a pepe the frog cameo but he is called keke the frog to avoid copyright?

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2018 8:24 AM EST

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Why are people idiots around yoga exercise balls? There seem to be limitless videos of accidents with these, regardless of age. You'd think people would have more common sense... What is it with the yoga balls that makes someone go "Yeah, I'll fling myself at that at top speed and be fine."

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2017 9:15 PM EST

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I'm going to dress up as a shaft and balls for hallwenn

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2017 1:54 AM EST

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the people of California don't know that men has shaft and balls and woman have bobs and vagene, what is all this 3rd gender bull5hit

UNITED STATES / OCT 22, 2017 5:46 PM EST

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The general consensus is that someone should have shot the anti-Trumpet's dad in the balls before he was conceived.

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2017 5:52 PM EST

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my dog kicked me in the balls

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2017 3:40 PM EST

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My neighbor's dog ripped off my balls with his teeth. I sued my neighbor, but my girlfriend is asking me to have sex. I can't bring myself to tell her that I don't have balls, so is there any way I can get them replaced? I need answers fast; she wants to have sex with me tomorrow!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2017 5:04 PM EST

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Shaft and balls, name a more iconic duo

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2017 8:19 PM EST

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why can't people tell their genrder? It's so simple if you have shaft/balls you are man, if not you are women

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2017 2:40 PM EST

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Okay so here's the scoop. I sit when I pee and text while I poop. I fart a lot and pick my nose and dig the jam from between my toes. I pop my pimples and pee in the shower and I spit my saliva a dozen times an hour. I pick my callouses and mastùrbate. I chew my nails and burp what I ate. I pop every bone inside my back and scratch my balls and my butt crack. When I sweat profusely, I stink a lot and turn red as a tomato when I am hot.

UNITED STATES / SEP 6, 2017 3:17 AM EST

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When is Lil' Fatty going to grow some balls and actually send those bombs our way? When is he going to talk the talk and actually face us off?

UNITED STATES / SEP 3, 2017 10:37 PM EST

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i've never been kicked in the balls. Any takers?

GERMANY / AUG 28, 2017 12:23 PM EST

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