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I think my step mum wants to f k me, or atleast catch me in a situation where it seems apparent that i want to aswell. She told me to get a laptop out of her bedside cabinet and what is waiting for me inside a silk sock? Her f kin vibrating di ldo... She always falls asleep downstairs passed out drunk when my dad has already gone to bed. What do u think? Have it got it wrong? Theres not many people i can ask about this irl. Im 20y/o

UNITED KINGDOM / APR 20, 2018 5:35 AM EST

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Could democracy be best described as two sexy eight year old girls and a pedophile deciding how they will spend the afternoon?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2018 12:48 PM EST

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When I arrived home on my wedding anniversary, the last thing I expected was to find my pops lying in bed with my hot wife. Maybe she's getting revenge. I haven't gotten hard since we married and that was 5 years ago. I guess she doesn't see anything worth celebrating in our marriage anymore. The worst part was how much I liked seeing them together in our bed...

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2018 2:46 AM EST

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My girlfriend is now too fat to have sex with. She's also too lazy to wash herself properly and plays video games for hours and hours each day. She even skips school sometimes just because she is too lazy to get out out of bed. What should I do? Should I try to help her change or just dump her for a less lazy, better smelling chick?

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2018 5:07 PM EST

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Libtards logic: "Trump bombed Syria! WWIII with Russia is imminent!" Also libtards: "Trump is a puppet for Russia, he does everything they want " 🤣😂🙃🤣😅😂

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2018 8:59 AM EST

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So, my friend, has only told a few people that she grabbed her crushes dick. It’s her sisters best friend and also her crush. They were playing some kind of game like truth or dare and you tell the person if your to nervous for them to do the thing they have do. What should I tell her!

UNITED STATES / APR 12, 2018 9:48 PM EST

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Is it okay to stay home a couple days from school because of depression? Its not like im a bad student, I get good grades but sometimes i cant do it. I want like a week break just to lie in bed and do nothing. Is this okay?

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 12:32 PM EST

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I’ll sit at the other desk in the bedroom... you can JC and or GP, or both, watch tv annnd vegg out.. I’ll drink my water and Sencha soo’s to get nice and plump. Salad for dinner later w left over roast turkey breast I don’t wanna junk and waste. Then, when I’m finished filling out this FAFSA, opening mail (physical) and paying a bill or two, I’ll...

UNITED STATES / APR 11, 2018 6:10 PM EST

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I ate all the fried calamari.. I’ll crawl into a ball any lay in bed regretting that.. I know I should’ve had my salad.. I love salad

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2018 8:49 PM EST

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Hey anti trump tard...How does it feel yo ne 27 years old and still living in your childhood bedroom? It must be a sweet deal to have mommy doing your laundry and making your hot pockets for you.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2018 3:49 PM EST

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I’m freshly scrubbed and am all clean from the tip of my nose to the tips of my toes!!

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 12:21 PM EST

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Are you going to bed? I’m wide awake

UNITED STATES / APR 4, 2018 10:29 PM EST

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So, soo, soooo good. Leans back in bed w cigarette in hand. ☺️

UNITED STATES / APR 1, 2018 10:14 PM EST

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My boyfriend grabbed my stomach today and said, “look babe, your boobs are growing” he knows I’m self conscious about my tummy, it’s not as flat as I want it to be. This really hurt my feelings and he says I am over reacting when I expressed that I was upset, am I?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2018 7:40 PM EST

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have you ever rubbed your shaft the wrong way?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2018 1:43 PM EST

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Just tell your kids to go to bed.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2018 2:31 AM EST

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I snuck into my sister’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it. I smacked it on her. I put my figures up her prepubescence vag and loosened her up sufficient so that my сock could penetrate her. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2018 6:59 PM EST

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I snuck into my brother’s room with a ski mask on, with just my eyes showing. I walked over to the side of his bed, and pulled a rag with some windex sprayed onto it, from my bra. I smacked it on his face, and I held his arm down. I held it for about 10 seconds and afterwards he was coughing. I ran out before he saw me. This was payback for an embarrassing prank. Did I go too far?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2018 2:36 AM EST

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Off to bed.. tra laaa 🎶 laaa... off to 🛏 bed!! 😴🤣😴

UNITED STATES / MAR 8, 2018 11:22 PM EST

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How to tell a guy hes bad in bed. I've tried everything. Telling him, guiding him, tallking about it. He just wont take the hint. I really like him but it's killing the mood for me. I don't even want to do it anymore.

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2018 7:01 PM EST

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