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I placed my lube beside the bed, and told Jake to kneel at the edge. As he did, I took out my Jiffy marker and wrote the following words on his ass cheeks: “CUM DUMP” A couple minutes later, two guys who seemed to be together, one in his 40s, the other in his 20s, walked into the room. They watched for a little, and when I offered Jake’s ass the younger one took the bait.

UNITED STATES / JUN 21, 2017 2:27 AM EST

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If had to compare myself to a famous person, I probably say Santa Claus because we both leave prepubescent girls' bedrooms with empty sacks

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2017 3:31 AM EST

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How can i stop my 5 year younger sister from teasing me for wetting the bed?

GERMANY / JUN 11, 2017 8:14 AM EST

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I pissed in some scrambled eggs and gave soh breakfast in bed

UNITED STATES / JUN 8, 2017 9:53 PM EST

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I've been with my boyfriend for 2 years. He has fetishes.... That don't exactly turn me on. In fact they're a turn OFF. We have a great home life, we are happy with each other and content. However when it comes to things in the bedroom, we don't see eye to eye. It almost makes me uncomfortable even after 2 years of being together, I'm starting to get a wandering eye for guys who are sexually what I like. I would never cheat but my mind is starting to stray. I don't know what to do.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 1:11 AM EST

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My 🐶 is comfy cozy asleep 😴 on my bed...

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 10:37 PM EST

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Dahlings are you going to bed soon? It's getting late.

UNITED STATES / JUN 5, 2017 10:36 PM EST

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Am hungry.. 😩 I haven't eaten all day.. maybe I should just to to bed!

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 11:11 PM EST

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l'm gonna raрe the cat I'm gonna take her to bed I'm gonna raрe the cat I'm gonna take her to bed and if you tell anybody what I just said I'm gonna kill the cat and cut off her head

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2017 5:09 AM EST

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I know... to cut the the carb cravings, I'll roasted some taters. Scrubbed, skin on, quartered, good 'ol Idaho baking potatoes, tossed w chopped garlic, evoo, salt and pepper, so yum balls, I like the corners crisp, almost burnt.. and I picked up some beets!! I'll roast them too. Scrubbed, peeled, quartered, salt & evoo, in a tin foil pouch, I'll roast em along side the taters... ☺️ Also, am soo over the lemon iced phase.. ugh, I can't.

UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2017 6:03 PM EST

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My 10 year old just cut her hair short. She hates it so much. She would cry and say that i shouldve not take her to the salon. the truth is that i made her do it cause i hated looking at her hair like that its so long and just ugh. i bribed her and everything just to get a haircut. now shes blaming me. Any advice??

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 10:25 AM EST

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Could democracy be best described as a pedofile and two sexy 7 year old girls deciding how they will spend the day?

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 5:10 AM EST

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I have a real issue. Not trying to make jokes or anything. As of 4 weeks ago, I have noticed that I have been cumming out excessive amounts of baby milk. I do not have exact measurements, but when I tried to put it in a glass, it filled up about 1/6 of it. It was a pretty small glass though. Do I have a disease? I want to know this because I don't want to give my girlfriend a disease next time we make babies on the bed. (I drank the glass full of sperm after I was done measuring btw.)

UNITED STATES / MAY 22, 2017 7:41 PM EST

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This is gonna seem really weird on my part, but I need an answer; I have a habit of chewing on inedible things, such as plastic and metal. A few months ago, I was laying in bed, chewing on toy stuffing (I found a bag of it in my closet), when I accidentally fell out of bed, and I swallowed it. I was scared to tell anyone because no one knew about this chewing thing. Is it poisonous?

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2017 7:53 AM EST

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my friend (also the guy i like) got kicked out of his house and is staying with a person i don't approve of plus i have an extra bedroom and i'm thinking about asking my parents if he can stay with us...what should i do????

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 6:06 PM EST

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So, I have no particular reason to wake up or go to bed early. Most of my responsibilities can be done any time of day. This being said, should I force myself into a go to bed early/ wake up early schedule or just sleep whenever I'm tired? Is there any benefits to it?

UNITED STATES / MAY 12, 2017 6:43 AM EST

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Time you kids went to bed and stop treating de lady like dat.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 11:02 PM EST

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Do you think you would have a better and more obedient wife if she was circumcised? Removing the clit does seem to have a positive effect on women.

UNITED STATES / MAY 11, 2017 2:02 PM EST

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So are you off to bed soon? 😞

UNITED STATES / MAY 8, 2017 11:12 PM EST

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How do you get a sexy 9 year old girl into bed? Piece of cake

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 12:45 PM EST

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