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Fuсk Donald Trump and fuсk his bedbug infested resort too.

UNITED STATES / OCT 21, 2019 7:12 PM EST

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Yummy burgers with juice from my sister's ćunt stuffed with cat šhit embedded into the bun

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 10:38 AM EST

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Dorkies.. Dorkies,? Guess what. You'll never guess. Today if I can make with no sleep I will get some hoipolloi to help me move some beds. Good eh. Don't hate it when you have to rely on hoipolloi though? 💩💩💩😋

UNITED STATES / OCT 18, 2019 1:07 PM EST

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Dorkies, it's actually my bed-time now 🤗 and first I must check on the cat 🐈😋

JAPAN / OCT 18, 2019 5:26 AM EST

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I’m going to go home soon and collapse into bed.

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2019 5:22 PM EST

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Can text if ya need me, off to bed. 💕

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 10:41 PM EST

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What's some nice relaxing music to go bed on.

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2019 5:08 AM EST

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Goiing to bed

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2019 7:52 PM EST

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I need you to pull me back into bed when ever I attempt to get out.. You know all I’m thinking of is stuffing my gob snd I don’t need to be doing that in the middle of the night.. thsnks, hun.. 🤗

UNITED STATES / OCT 2, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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Should I stop jacking off when my dog is on my bed? Last night, I came so hard that I think some of my cum might have went up his ass.

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2019 11:47 AM EST

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I’m going to bed!! I’ll soend the next 24 hrs, 20 minutes in bed. 😩

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 9:40 PM EST

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I don’t sleep well. On sleep/insomnia meds as well... Is it crazy to want to spend my entire Monday in bed??

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 8:57 PM EST

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I DO NOT think I am the most beautifulalive. How is THAT even POSSIBLE? I am and ACT like aHUMAN BEING, you Fûck TARD!! Annd, I Know I am not a GOURMET cook, you VOMIT!!Just becauseuthink I AMand a snazzy cook does not make ME think I am better than anyone else! Mmmkay??you fücking VILE piece of useless human WASTE!! Before you go to bed tonight, remind urself of what human garbage you know truly deep down inside to really are. Then get up in the am and continue to judge me, useless loser..

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 5:13 PM EST

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What a day!! Off to bed 🛏 off to 🛌 sleepyhead 💤

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2019 10:13 PM EST

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G’day.. so sleepy, can’t wait to go to bed tonight.. wyd? 🤗

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2019 5:11 PM EST

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Off to bed, off to bed! KurpIunk!! G nite.. you moos. Moos w cooties! Ew, get away.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 10:12 PM EST

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Off to bed, off to bed! Kurplunk!! G nite.. you moos. Moos w cooties! Ew, get away.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 9:27 PM EST

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UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 5:53 PM EST

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Boris once described Hilary as a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital. Discuss.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2019 5:12 PM EST

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I spent most of the day in bed, asleep.

UNITED STATES / SEP 17, 2019 8:04 PM EST

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