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A policeman grabbed me in the park today just as I was heading into the kindergarten. 'Where do you think you're going?' he asked. I replied, 'I'll have you know I identify as someone who has every right to enter this school!' He looked me up and down and said, 'Is that so? Well what do you "identify" as, then?' I replied, 'A sadististic pedophila rapist.'

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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Who would be best described as a spacker?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 2:32 AM EST

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Blooop blooop! BlBBEDE klump horse.

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 12:29 PM EST

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BlBBEDE KLUMPERTY! Klump klump.

UNITED STATES / DEC 9, 2019 10:28 PM EST

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There’s no heat in me bedroom.. ☹️

UNITED STATES / DEC 8, 2019 9:58 PM EST

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Could democracy be best described as two nine eight year old girls and a pedophile deciding how they will spend the afternoon?

UNITED STATES / DEC 5, 2019 11:32 AM EST

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Annnd, as a lil tip.. combine your body lotion/creme with a few drop of you le oil of choice! Mix it together well and, viola! The best of the best body lotion you can find! Apply on clean damp skin allow to penetrate and only then, after fully absorbed, put on yer pajamas, ready fer bed.. 💋

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 10:01 PM EST

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BlBBEDE BABBEDE KLUMTY. Doop de doop KLUMTY.

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 4:37 PM EST

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MOOT MOOT! Laa laa laa bibbede. Laa laa laa nergle. Laa laa laa POOP!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 3:41 PM EST

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Darlinxeses, I was having trouble with my bedroom door some time ago and posted it on JC.. One of you guys gave the best advice. He said, dip a wooden match in wood glue and beat it in the hole, then put it back in. Wellllll, I just want to say, thank you, kind stranger. 🤗🥰💕💋

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2019 11:52 PM EST

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Wishlist: 1. Spitball Girl Lollipop Duo: An edible condom for frequent masturbåtionists. 2. Lingerie by LitaLynn: Your first panty. 3. aMassage VitaCon: The massager you can't put down. 4. Dog Room Pleasure Shield: Ultra-convenient dog beds for your furry friends. 5. "Adult Attitudes": It'll get you laid. 6. Aloe Gives you Abdominal Ouch: This preventative gel is sure to make you feel better

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 10:46 AM EST

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Bibbede pronunciation, pls... 🤗

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 4:58 PM EST

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Laaa laaa laaa BIBBEDE! Laaa laaa laaa CAMELS.

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 4:41 PM EST

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Hot damn, darlinxeses.. Whilst yer getting up early fer work tomorrow, I’ll be a taco. In bed. Snoozing...

UNITED STATES / NOV 17, 2019 11:39 PM EST

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Darlinxeses, it’s bed thyme!! 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 11:00 PM EST

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Have you ever been grabbed by the pussy by someone famous? Did you let him do it and like it cos of his celebrity status?

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 12:50 PM EST

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Anyway, it’s late.. I guess it’s bedtime?

UNITED STATES / NOV 7, 2019 11:23 PM EST

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Anywsy, I went to bed too early. Now I’m wide awake. I also spilled the nuts on the floor. 😡 I couldn’t sleep till I cleaned it up! Annd on a lighter note 🤗 my dog 🐶 comes running to me 🥺 w a look of concern, cocks his head, w out a blink when ever I cry like a pup.. 😩 like when I do that whining sound that dogs make. You know whst I’m talking about!

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 10:23 PM EST

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Soh is a snot-nosed little self-absorbed narcissistic cunt. And at 42 , the bloom is off the rose, darlin... you are well past your expiration date! Such a waste of life.

CANADA / OCT 30, 2019 10:19 PM EST

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What’s the difference between a freezer and a sexy five year old girl? When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart and spray liquid shіt on the bed sheets.

UNITED STATES / OCT 30, 2019 9:42 AM EST

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