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Ducklinxeses.. off to bed.. πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

UNITED STATES / JAN 18, 2020 12:07 PM EST

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BIBBEDE BABBEDE..........(*whispers* bibbede babbede)........PLOPTY! 😝

UNITED STATES / JAN 13, 2020 5:48 PM EST

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My unlubed butt tube is having a bout with the toilet bowl.

UNITED STATES / JAN 9, 2020 7:05 AM EST

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What would you do if Soh was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause she's hungry, and the only way to feed her is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

UNITED STATES / JAN 7, 2020 8:28 PM EST

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A BlBBEDE BABBEDE POOPTY! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE POOPTY! POOPTY POOPTY POOPTY! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE POOPTY! 😝

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 2:29 PM EST

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A BlBBEDE BABBEDE KLUMP HORSE! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE TURNIP! KLUMP HORSE KLUMP HORSE KLUMP HORSE! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE TURNIP! POOP! 😝

UNITED STATES / JAN 6, 2020 1:13 PM EST

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Go to bed, you moo!

UNITED STATES / JAN 5, 2020 11:33 PM EST

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Dorkles I feel like goig back to bed. πŸ€—

UNITED STATES / DEC 29, 2019 3:25 PM EST

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Human beings should come with a switch so you can decide which meals you want to be absorbed for nutritional value and which you want to eat for fun and thereby completely bypasses your digestive system.

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2019 3:31 PM EST

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Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an β€˜assault’... and the virtual reality game detected the creature in her bedroom. The woman, whose name has not been released, had reportedly been playing Pokemon GO before she fell asleep. She claimed that she woke up to find a huge Pokemon lying on top of her body and says it was raping her.

UNITED STATES / DEC 24, 2019 11:24 AM EST

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A BlBBEDE BABBEDE DEPRESSION! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE NAZlS! KLOPTY LOPTY KLOPTY! A BlBBEDE BABBEDE NAZlS!

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2019 6:29 PM EST

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Do uniballer go unlubed for HOT ANAI time?

UNITED STATES / DEC 23, 2019 7:34 AM EST

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BlBBEDE BABBEDE POOPTY! BlBBEDE BABBEDE POOPTY!

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 8:29 AM EST

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If I go back to bed.. ugh..

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 5:47 AM EST

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Gm. 😝 annnnd, get yo ass outta bed! πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

UNITED STATES / DEC 19, 2019 5:37 AM EST

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BlBBEDE BABBEDE KLUMPERTY! What does the klump horse say?

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 1:29 PM EST

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The religious rite (I spelled right that was because the religious rite is not right) is so hell bent on getting Roe v Wade overturned they are willing to get in bed with the devil.

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 1:10 PM EST

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Who could be described as a NlGGER loving hot anus?

UNITED STATES / DEC 16, 2019 9:10 AM EST

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A policeman grabbed me in the park today just as I was heading into the kindergarten. 'Where do you think you're going?' he asked. I replied, 'I'll have you know I identify as someone who has every right to enter this school!' He looked me up and down and said, 'Is that so? Well what do you "identify" as, then?' I replied, 'A sadististic pedophila rapist.'

UNITED STATES / DEC 11, 2019 12:30 PM EST

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Who would be best described as a spacker?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 2:32 AM EST

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