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It is one of life’s great constants: the sun rises, the sun sets, and a lone lady jogger will be stabbed, dragged into a forested area, raped, and ultimately be thrown in a ditch 15 feet off the bike path. So it has been, and so it shall always be in the universe’s perennial cycle of life, death, and rebirth.

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / AUG 11, 2019 3:42 AM EST

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Anyswaaaay!!! Moot!! Mooot!! So so tired. Wish I can 😴 sleep 🛏 💤 .. there’s things to do tho. I’ll def be in bed on the earlier side. How are you doing anyway? Where are you??

UNITED STATES / AUG 10, 2019 3:39 PM EST

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My lil boy is covered in hair. He is so so soft to the tough. Likes to snuggle in bed, in the crook of my arm, I pull him close so he doesn’t take a tumble off the edge.. like he almost did once.. no fear, he lays abandoned in my arm knowing he can stretch and I got him.. he comes and goes throughout the night..

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2019 5:05 PM EST

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Canada takes black NlGGER C0CK into his unlubed butterhole

UNITED STATES / AUG 5, 2019 2:34 PM EST

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A pretty intelligent but seriously disturbed kid woke up one morning with this dumbass thought; "Eureka! I've got it! I could get noticed/recognized more if I overused the word *Panda* to annoy people and distract them from the fact I ask mind-numbingly boring questions!" ITALY/Mar 17, 2007 11:54 AM

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / AUG 4, 2019 5:29 PM EST

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Off too bed, off yo bed! G’nite.

UNITED STATES / AUG 3, 2019 9:10 PM EST

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I used to be a great body popper and break dancer in my youth. But lately when I got up at my grandchild wedding it was described as stupit grandad dancing. I trained hard for this day. Did I waste my youth?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 11:33 PM EST

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Trumphater IS test results are in... wow, what an ass-hat! Here are his answers to history questions: 1) who formulated communism .. A: Groucho Marx... 2) Who ws the 27th president A: Stirling Hayden, 3) why did Arizona & New Mexico ave to wait until 1912 to become states? A: because doc holiday & wyatt rep robbed too many trains!

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 3:25 PM EST

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So la Bella is funny, right.. She’s lying down on the bed behind me annd stares at the back of my head all the time, lol.. I know she does cause I can see her thru the mirror.. Just lays down and stares all the time. Sorta reminds me of you! Except, people actually love and care about her!! Anysway, what I’m tryin to say is... your like an animal!

UNITED STATES / OCT 12, 2018 7:10 AM EST

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My boyfriend just told me that 6 months ago, a week after we became official, that he slept in the same bed as a girl who he says has slept around a lot, and she also asked him to break up his last relationship for her. I don't know how to proceed. Is this more than a betrayal of my trust? I also know that this would be a double standard too.

UNITED KINGDOM / OCT 11, 2018 5:25 PM EST

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Trumphater wired in 1950s bennies & yellow jacket goof-balls.. ..Trumphster shake his fanny at Feinstein... trumphater dangle his peepee at da Kavanagh.. trumphater want to go to be bed with Feinstein & 3 way with stud kavanagh

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 1:12 AM EST

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Nikki Haley resigned, I guess Trump grabbed that pussy one to many times or is she just another rat leaving the sinking ship?

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 2:09 PM EST

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you're so self-absorbed that I bet you think this post is about you

UNITED STATES / OCT 7, 2018 10:12 PM EST

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Brett Kavanaugh grabbed the Supreme Court by the pussy. Discuss.

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2018 6:46 PM EST

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Darlinxeses... shouldnt you be in bed right now??

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 1:14 AM EST

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Trumphater threatened to go toa free legal center to begin his $10M lawsuit of.. .. . Me!! ...He got professional psychiatric help when I alleged he has a sexual arousal connected to his pedo father. Trump reminds Trumphater of his father's bedtime games "touch daddy's control stick, so daddy can dock-with your butt"... no wonder Trumphater is what British soldiers in world-war 2 called "Nancy boys" grown men who get shame-aroused by powerful men (like trump)

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 6:44 PM EST

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Why are big fat chicks so much fun in the bedroom but absolutely useless and down right embarrassing everywhere else?

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 1:48 PM EST

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How do you stop cheese leaking all over your bed when smothering it over your body (asking for a freind lol)

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 9:32 AM EST

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CNN breaking news. It just got REAL interesting CNN fact checks every story with their own sources.. Judge Cavanaugh hasnt mentioned that he knows Bill Cosby. Knows him well enough that Cosby sponsored him in the notorious sex club called Trophy Tails..ut means women used in bedrooms as sex slaves.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2018 6:03 PM EST

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Trump is finished. He was illegally elected by ignorant white trash people. Such as in Tennessee. The president admires druggie pórnstars and homo judge Kavanaugh who is now on trial for raping a girlchild legal client little Missy Ford. Now grown up the debauched child sobbed at the trump impeach trial. If support him you are pure crap.

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 2:16 PM EST

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