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I recently met two little girls, aged 8 and 5, traveling by train with their dad. The youngest needed the toilet so the oldest, clearly enjoying the role of big sister, took her and dad stayed seated. I knocked on the toilet door and told the girls I was an Amtrak doctor and I needed to check they were healthy. I had the best 15 minutes of my life molesting those little bitches. Where can I get hold of a key that opens these doors from outside so I can make this sort of thing easy in future?

UNITED STATES / OCT 17, 2018 11:33 AM EST

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Trump said, Robert E. Lee was a great general. How is that a shoutout to Grant? He can't backtrack on his stoking of the white supremacy flames that fuel his base. He is a racist, a bigot and a poster boy for the Neo Nazi Confederate movement. Everyone saw the video and heard what he said.

UNITED STATES / OCT 14, 2018 1:36 PM EST

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Trumphater will now do an interpretive dance: boomba.. ooompah oompah... booomba thud, crash!! Ooompah.. boombah.. urine... thud crash bam bam thud...screeech (sweaty fat slides in linoleum floor) .. tap tapappapt... tapa...tap tap rat tat tat... LET'S GIVE BIG HAND TO TRUMPHATER AND HIS "DANCE OF SHAME'

UNITED STATES / OCT 11, 2018 8:49 AM EST

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1950s rock is cool, here's little jerry lee lewis, 1957 ...."ooh yeah...trumphater shaking his big fanny.... he wan attention from truck driving men.... trumphater str uttin on the dance floor... trumphater angry at the Donald ...great balls of fire, trumphater's peeing on the dance floor...

UNITED STATES / OCT 10, 2018 3:30 PM EST

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1950s rock n roll is boss.. Big Bopper sang this in 1958... "trumphater's yanking on his wanger!... he's been tugging on his weewee"! Trumphater twistin in moonlight and been pullin down his bluejeans... show his wiener to the little kids... trumphater, he's a ghetto-pedo-trash-man!!


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Thank you, Kavanaugh voters. You just guaranteed the blue wave is going to be even Bigger!

CANADA / OCT 5, 2018 9:03 PM EST

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I really miss that big fat bitch. She has been gone almost a year now and I can't find one of adaquate girth and beauty to replace her. Why the hell can't I find a Tess Holliday type of woman to sooth my troubled soul?

UNITED STATES / OCT 3, 2018 10:27 AM EST

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Why does my pp get big when I see goats?

UNITED STATES / SEP 30, 2018 11:44 AM EST

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You are total idiots. I have big dick. It hates you. Soon my fist punch trump voter into his sack.

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 2:56 PM EST

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Why are big fat chicks so much fun in the bedroom but absolutely useless and down right embarrassing everywhere else?

UNITED STATES / SEP 28, 2018 1:48 PM EST

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"President Trump has long argued that the United States has been taken advantage of by other nations — a “laughing stock to the entire World,” [...] At the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday, Trump got a comeuppance on the world’s biggest stage. Delivering a speech that aimed to establish U.S. “sovereignty” over the whims and needs of other nations, [...] he was met by laughter — at his expense." OUCH!

NETHERLANDS / SEP 26, 2018 7:37 PM EST

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Steve Beerсock is the biggest piece of Eurotrash anywhere. How long before MeToo catches up to that sick fuсk?

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2018 6:17 PM EST

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Trump has a very busy schedule of sitting down with adults and pretending to understand the big words the adults use.

UNITED STATES / SEP 25, 2018 9:02 AM EST

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7:38am trumphater wet his depends when extreme-fake-news-CNN ran another fiction-as-news story... "insiders close to President Donald Trump, report he is hiding in a liquor cabinet, terrified of Mueller questions"... so Trumphater's 3.4" "little-pudlet of justice" gets slightly stiff. Trumphater dreams of hot man-on-man luvin with his fantasy Bitches Sex Babe Rachel Maddow and CNN anchor "Plunk My Twanger, Big Don Lemon Juice

UNITED STATES / SEP 23, 2018 7:56 AM EST

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I didn't promise.CNN was always accurate. Here is a big true news fact, All of you are 100% gutter trash, trumplovers. You bully me. If girls here saw my erectus maximums which is latin., theyd desire only to mate with my dick. I am through with you pieces of ignorant crap.

UNITED STATES / SEP 20, 2018 5:55 PM EST

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Trumphater braggin about his erecto-maximus at da mall. bad bratty Billie he no like trumphater. at Starbuck he tip over Ventsee Carmel machiato fagito creamo supremo on trumphater lap. Whoa nelliie! Trumphater be a dancin and a rippin at his crotch, unzip his pants, an DAMN A CHEAP STRAP ON FALL OUT!! everyone know dis here be Muellers biggest fan, but now his evidence won't hold up in court!

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 11:09 AM EST

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Trump is frightened, his voice shakes from fear. I laugh at him and his pathetico supporters. Miller's indictment of Trump excites my conquest ready penıs. Men at malla watch the bulge in my pants, out of respect. I told you guys trump would be arrested by Muwller. You laughed then, now my but my big dick laughs.

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 10:21 AM EST

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Do you think anything as big as 9/11 is yet to come in our lifetime?

UNITED STATES / SEP 18, 2018 9:59 AM EST

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Anyway, I know ppl who upgrade their cell phones every two years, but I haven’t dont that yet... I have not upgraded my iPhone since I got it, tbh.. Do ya fink I should get the new iPhone?? I don’t want s bigger screen so that’s out. I wanna be able to carry my phone in my leather and canvas clutch from dodocase, annnnd what should I do?? ☺️

UNITED STATES / SEP 16, 2018 8:22 PM EST

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When it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and is with many many ducks...it's a duck, BIGLEY!

UNITED STATES / SEP 14, 2018 2:15 PM EST

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