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Over dinner my date asked me if I had any guilty pleasures. I told her I was too embarrassed to tell her. She said, "Don't be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine!" I said, "OK, here goes. Sometimes when I'm fapping I like to stick a couple of fingers up my ass. If I'm feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. OK, now it's your turn!". She replied, "The Carpenters and Billy Joel". I was really surprised: she's only 9 years old, how come she listens to this kind of music?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 12:19 PM EST

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The only spinning Bill OReilly will be doing is on his loofah dildo!

CANADA / APR 19, 2017 3:50 PM EST

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Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1. Monica Lewinsky 2. Bill Clinton 3. Obama 4. Adolf Hitler 5. Jorge Bergoglio 6. Anthony Weiner 7. Vladimir Putin 8. Linda Lovelace 9. Saddam Hussein 10. Tiger Woods You had trouble with #5 didn't you? You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, sluts and cheaters, but you don't know the Pope?? Lovely, just lovely....

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 6:43 PM EST

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HILLBILLY CLINTON HAS DIED

UNITED STATES / APR 15, 2017 9:45 AM EST

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My husband said he got dinner for us. I ate less than half, and he said, "You're going to eat all that, too?" And started complaining that he wanted to save some for himself later. When I said he was hurting my feelings and being selfish, he yelled that he spent $50. I pay 2/3 our bills. He sees nothing wrong with his behavior. How can I make him see that he's being a dick?

UNITED STATES / APR 6, 2017 7:43 PM EST

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Dumb fuсking hillbilly.

UNITED STATES / MAR 30, 2017 9:54 AM EST

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Have you seen the billboard of Trump in California?

UNITED STATES / MAR 24, 2017 12:19 PM EST

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The reports of the so-called "Death Star" are fake news. Yes, 2 billion people died on Alderaan, and that's a tragedy, but the real crime is that someone in the Galactic Senate is leaking documents to the Rebels. Why isn't anyone covering this?

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 5:05 PM EST

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"The $3 billion (£2.4 billion) Community Development programme – which funds popular programmes such as housing assistance and Meals on Wheels – which delivers food to the elderly and disabled – will be completely dismantled" by Trump. I thought he was supposed to care about the deplorables?

NETHERLANDS / MAR 16, 2017 10:03 AM EST

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"Trump is actually on pace to hold the record for most vacations taken as President if his current pace holds. [...] He’s been in office for approximately 49 days, and has spent all or part of 15 days on vacation- about 30% of his time in office. For reference, Obama spent 7.5% of his time in office on vacation, Bush Jr, spent 18.2%, and Bill Clinton 6%." Not only incompetent, but also lazy?

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:40 PM EST

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Why is justcurious full of needy hillbilly loons who are starved for attention?

UNITED STATES / FEB 24, 2017 2:27 PM EST

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"The oldest known eukaryotes lived around 1.4 billion years ago during the Precambrian near Beck Spring, California. These were photosynthetic organisms and produced oxygen as a byproduct of their physiology. The Beck Spring eukaryotes and other Precambrian photosynthesizers released the oxygen that now makes the planet's atmosphere breathable." Does this mean that air is basically an American invention?

UNITED STATES / FEB 13, 2017 9:32 PM EST

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Bill McDonald, what is life like in Illinois?

CANADA / FEB 12, 2017 4:17 PM EST

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Donald looks down on the cities below and says "I think I'll throw a 1000$ bill out of the window and make some american happy. Melanie says "Oh honey why not throw 10 100$ bills and make 10 americans happy?" So then Ivanka says "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out of the window and make 100 americans happy?" To that the pilot says " Why don't you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

NETHERLANDS / FEB 3, 2017 4:36 PM EST

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ya the i loved. he what stay friends, when i said breaking up with him. he already move on. got into other relationship/ just ;iike 2 days ago/ lol/ i already move on wit bill.

UNITED STATES / FEB 1, 2017 9:16 PM EST

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Hey Bungalow Bill! What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2017 7:32 PM EST

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"Shortly after Donald Trump was sworn into office as the 45th President of the United States, all foreign ambassadors were fired and with no concrete replacement ambassadors lined up. His transition team had said on 23 December there would be “no exceptions” for ambassadors requesting to extend their postings past Inauguration day, in contrast with other Presidents, even for ambassadors with young children." What's next? He'll replace them by his billionaire buddies?

UNITED STATES / JAN 21, 2017 7:57 AM EST

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Billy: Deez nuts Rachel: deez nuts? You mean deez walnuts? Billy: *cracks up laughing*

/ JAN 20, 2017 11:37 PM EST

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Trump complaining about companies leaving the country because they can make more profit elsewhere, without caring about the unemployed. Yeah, that's capitalism. Trump and his billionaire buddies have always supported a capitalist system. And will continue their support. But the bugs are too blind to see it, aren't they?

NETHERLANDS / JAN 20, 2017 12:15 PM EST

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Did you know? Fox News paid a former employee to make a sexual harassment allegation against Bill O'Reilly go away. These FOX people sure know how to grab 'em by the pussy.

NETHERLANDS / JAN 17, 2017 2:10 PM EST

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