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Volvo is the safest car on the road...What сunting bullshìt! My Volvo caused an accident in which both my sons, Sergio and Davide, were killed. When I saw their dead mangled and now partially nude bodies I got an erection. There were no other decent little boys around so I fućked them up their ass. I'd have gotten them to give me a blow job, but I couldn't find both of their heads. Is this normal? ITALY/Jan 25, 2016 04:19 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 10:54 AM EST

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Beerсock wrote this: Subaru is the safest car on the road... Fuсkboy! My Subaru caused an accident in which my son, Davide, was killed. When I saw his dead mangled and now partially nude body I got an erection. There were no other decent little boys around so I fućked him up hisass. I'd have gotten him to give me a blow job, but I couldn't find his head. Is this normal? ITALY/Jan 25, 2016 04:19 AM

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 9:25 AM EST

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#metoo can blow me whether they like it or not

UNITED STATES / OCT 8, 2018 1:37 PM EST

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I would not let don trump blow me

UNITED STATES / OCT 6, 2018 7:44 PM EST

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Anyswaaay.. Hubba Hubba , you look good!! Did you pluck ur nose and ear hairs?? ☺️ Wearing lifts in ur shoes?? Comb ur hair?? Blow ur nose?? 🤣

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2018 12:37 PM EST

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After telling me to open my eye wide, They’re gonna blow that air bubble in me eye ball... oooooh, hate that. Anyswaaay, I’m tored of wearing glasses.. I want to start fresh. Needs me a fresh Exam and new contact lenses.. I’ll be able to go out w out glasses, u moo! But I’ll likely still wear glasses a couple times a week. You need to give ur eyes a rest!!

UNITED STATES / SEP 19, 2018 1:17 PM EST

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Ahhooougaaahhh this is your captain.. propellor 2 haa been tangled in some monstrous gigantic floating sack of putrid blubber ... 1st watch, "excuse me sir, that floating bag of rotting fat and grease is trump-haters old hag girlfriend. .. then the fat island yells... You aboard tis me, lady love of trumphater, my parents named me Roidsanna Flugworthy. I demand you men unplug my blow-hole I need to release a tiny, dainty little gas bubble ... tee-hee! To be continued

UNITED STATES / SEP 8, 2018 11:19 PM EST

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Did OBL blow up IGB’s pussy?

UNITED STATES / AUG 31, 2018 1:04 PM EST

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With every puff of her cigs. IGB gives away a free blow job to an African.

UNITED STATES / AUG 28, 2018 5:18 PM EST

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We need abortion because girls deserve to have sex without getting their o-ring blown out at a young age.

UNITED STATES / AUG 18, 2018 11:18 AM EST

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Is it usual for guys to tell a girl they have the best p*ssy and/or give the best blow job they've ever had? I'm wondering if they just tell every girl that either in the heat of the moment or just to continue getting what they want.

UNITED STATES / AUG 17, 2018 9:46 PM EST

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Because prepubescent boys in the UK are expected to give out blow jobs to adults on a daily basis. This type of sexual abuse results in permanent oral damage which also explains why UK people talk with such a ridiculous accent.

UNITED STATES / AUG 2, 2018 9:54 AM EST

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Honestly. I like when Izzy blows me. But I love Love LOVE when she sucks my asshole!!! :)

UNITED STATES / AUG 1, 2018 5:04 PM EST

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soh takes it up the ass. But will she blow you afterwards?

UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2018 4:53 PM EST

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Subway much broke. yells at me and hit you in face. My pants blow downs when subway start move. lady see me nakeder. Is fault of security man.he makes train fast.

UNITED STATES / JUN 14, 2018 3:18 AM EST

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The Donald is blowing brain farts out of his mouth again.

UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2018 7:26 PM EST

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I did no.wrong today.Subway go fastest. Made my pants blows off to floor. Pretty girl yell that I got naked.

UNITED STATES / JUN 6, 2018 10:53 PM EST

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I found CJs notes for GP. Then my eyes froze.. he'd written a live song to Soh. Here are some lyrics" soh, Soh which way does the storm blow? Thunder in the mountain, thunder in the sky! The clouds all cry soh... ....im sorry but I can't type any more of this crap..

UNITED STATES / MAY 17, 2018 2:20 AM EST

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Rudy blows Trump’s story .... tells nation trump lies about Stormy!!! 🤣🤣👍👍

CANADA / MAY 2, 2018 10:33 PM EST

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Trumpeters, I’d tell you blow it out your ass, but Putin’s dick is in the way!🤣

CANADA / MAY 1, 2018 4:11 PM EST

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