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Congrats 10:05am ... you are selected as US nuclear inspector to north korea. Do not worry about neutron radiation [ok worry a bit, since a fatal dose of fast neutrons is one of the worst forms of agonizing death]., North Korea is giving you a 12mph pink & orange golf cart with blue flashers. So as you travel to secret sites. ..they can spot you 10 miles away, that way they move "clutter" out of your sight. Kim says ypull be invited to the palace, so none of your sarcasm or attitude.

UNITED STATES / JUN 13, 2018 3:53 PM EST

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Lol, used to try to get me to say curse words and even offer me a dollar to say it... I never did.. now I curse a blue streak.. I do!!

UNITED STATES / JUN 1, 2018 11:56 PM EST

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Okay, Trumpee wants to post 500 times a day about trump "ohhh no, he didnt use the blue-black pen, he used the national park budget with a blue pen".. ohh no hes ruined everything ... help us

UNITED STATES / MAY 24, 2018 11:40 AM EST

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I love the mountains. I love the clear blue skies. I love the whole world and all its prepubescent girls. Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da. I love to rape' kids and tear their tiny vags. I love the whole world and all its little girls

UNITED STATES / MAY 23, 2018 6:40 AM EST

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So My friend( girl) has a blue colored birthday cake. And when I saw it I was like it's a boy in a funny way. Everyone made jokes until then even when they were rude jokes. But for what I've said I think it was very offensive and awkward. What will the people there tink of me? It was only 6-7 people, all are my friends but it just felt weird.

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 11:58 PM EST

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Soh a serious question. Not about sci-fy scenarios. For Soh, [Q] have you every tried any of these; a) psilocybin (shrooms) or b) mescaline synthetic form or (peyote cacti or san pedro cacti) or c) LSD-25 (in 1960s called Orange Sunshine, whitr-lightning, blue-cheer, Monterey Purple)

UNITED STATES / MAY 19, 2018 12:56 PM EST

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So President Pussygrabber was offended by a few blue jokes? Who’s the snowflake??

CANADA / APR 30, 2018 11:17 AM EST

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If a guy texted "hey" out of the blue and said "he was just wondering how I was doing , and said "I never get to talk to you anymore because I work" does he like me (also showed other signs of interest)

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2018 10:20 AM EST

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So I’m buying a shirt from this guy. He said he couldn’t drop it off to me (even though we never talked about meeting, just about me buying the shirt previously) so he asked if he could come by to my house tomorrow.I barely know the guy, but he’s being nice to me out of the blue, whereas we were basically invisible to eachother in the past. Thoughts? (I haven’t payed him yet, so I would pay him when he drops it off)

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2018 11:13 PM EST

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Congratulations Mr. Lamb. The Great Blue takeover. Enjoy. 🌊

UNITED STATES / MAR 14, 2018 12:30 PM EST

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Hello. Looking for some hentai. Does anyone know any good hentai that has a blue-haired school girl with glasses bondage-femdoming a guy? I’ve been trying to find this for a while. Thanks!

UNITED STATES / MAR 4, 2018 10:26 PM EST

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Do I dress more feminine than my girlfriend? My favourite outfit is a white tank top, blue torn jeans and brown flip flops while hers is blue shirt, beige trousers with red and white sneakers.

UNITED STATES / FEB 23, 2018 4:37 AM EST

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Is “Blues Brothers 2000” the most useless sequel ever?

UNITED STATES / FEB 11, 2018 1:44 PM EST

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remember to put your crystals outside to charge in the super blue blood moon

UNITED STATES / JAN 30, 2018 10:09 PM EST

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Chicago footwork/juke, Detroit ghettotech, St. Louis blues, Memphis horrorcore, Miami bass

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2018 5:15 PM EST

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Blue apples are yucky.

UNITED STATES / JAN 8, 2018 3:17 PM EST

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These Bluetooth Jib wireless earbuds are annoying. They keep blinking blue light.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2017 7:44 PM EST

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omg... I spent 500 dollars on crap today...I bought a blue faux suede bomber jacket. I bought a reindeer poncho. I bought stars & stripes socks.

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2017 2:18 AM EST

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the earbuds that came w my iPhone never stay away in my ears, so I went to Best Buy and snagged skullcandy JIB wireless w Bluetoothopened them in store because I know I’d need help w them.. When I put them on, I felt like a total mooron. The guy said the wire was supposed to go in the back, and so that’s how the kids wear them these days, so I did the same, and then I looked at him, and asked him how stupid do I look? He said I looked fine, and out the door I skipped..

UNITED STATES / NOV 24, 2017 11:53 PM EST

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Allllright, you boinkers and moos, let’s get in formation! Hey, you! Yeah, you in the blue shirt, get in the front, short stuff! 😝

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2017 9:26 AM EST

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