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I went to primary school in East London. When a teacher asked me, "What colour is poo?", I replied, "It's purple, it's blue and brown, it's what you poop out of your arse.

UNITED STATES / JAN 20, 2020 5:04 PM EST

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"Roses are red, violets are blue, illeagle witch hunt, I have to poo" Donald Trump. 2-14-19

UNITED STATES / DEC 17, 2019 5:41 PM EST

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Green is my favourite colour. I love it even more than blue and Yellow combined

UNITED STATES / NOV 18, 2019 5:07 PM EST

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I agree that this blue wave is absolutely beautiful and hopefully a sign of greater things to come but also keep in mind how far, low and despicable these GOP bastards will go to hold on to the power they have. I believe they’ll go beyond our nightmares.

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 11:29 AM EST

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Another blue wave. Is this a statement on the gop,s agenda?

UNITED STATES / NOV 6, 2019 7:50 AM EST

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Once in a blue moon comes... (finish the sentence)

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 9:05 PM EST

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So far, he’s tried and liked chunks of 1) strawberries 2) peaches 3) nectarines 4) apples, skin off 5) plums also skin off. I never knew dogs liked fruit! He didn’t really like blueberries though.

UNITED STATES / OCT 19, 2019 8:52 PM EST

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Ignore the negative press about Venezuela. The country’s economic crisis makes it perfect for men looking for prepubescent vag. I met a lovely skinny little 9 year girl wearing a blue and white stripped dress and silver glittery Birkenstock style flip flops. I paid her older sister 55 USD and took her back to my hotel. The little bitch obviously had no need for a bra, but to my delight she also wore no panties. The dirty little bitch was looking for a dicking and I didn't disappoint her 😋

UNITED STATES / OCT 5, 2019 1:23 PM EST

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Here’s a song for my lovely little baby sister; When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do is molest a girl aged two, then I'm not so blue. When she rides my coćk, I can feel her vag bleed, I can hear her breathing near my ear. Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love. Anytime she wants to she can turn me on, she just gently stroke my coćk, anytime at all. When I kiss her lips, ooh I start to shiver, my coćk's ready to deliver every time.

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / AUG 30, 2019 12:12 PM EST

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I am going to have balloons, big balloons, red and blue and big. They will be the best balloons of any president, ever. The biggest and red with some blue ones. I can play with them and tie them to the tanks. I'm the only one that can play with them.

UNITED STATES / AUG 26, 2019 12:40 PM EST

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Is there anything sexy about that "Bill Clinton wearing Monica's cum-stained blue dress" painting?

UNITED STATES / AUG 16, 2019 5:17 PM EST

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Is there a reason why Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing Monica Lewinsky's blue dress?

UNITED STATES / AUG 14, 2019 9:53 PM EST

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My and my girlfriend have a loving sexual relationship. But I never forget that she's a 9 year old girl who has to enjoy her childhood. I always make sure that she has plenty of friends her own age to play with. Last Friday she brought her new friend, Rebecca, home for tea. She was wearing a light blue dress and silver glittery flip flops. Rebecca sat with her legs apart and flashed me her pink satin panties to show me that she wanted a dicking....

UNITED STATES / AUG 13, 2019 1:02 PM EST

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Frozen blueberries anyone?

UNITED STATES / AUG 9, 2019 11:31 PM EST

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My fingers tips are stained w the holy blood of blueberries!! 🖕🏼😝🖕🏼😡

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2019 5:32 PM EST

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Water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Pope is Catholic. Are you happy now?

UNITED STATES / AUG 8, 2019 4:18 PM EST

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Blueberries are wonderful. They pack a powerful 🤜 🤛🏼 💥! I didn’t know Ocean Spray carries fresh blueberries till I saw them at the other grocery store, and they’re HUGE!!! Super sweet, to boot!

UNITED STATES / AUG 7, 2019 3:43 AM EST

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I tell ya, chomping on frozen blueberries in the middle of a summers night is the best.. wsit. In the middle of a hot summers night, would you offer your trought to the wolf w the red roses!?? lol 😂

UNITED STATES / AUG 6, 2019 1:39 AM EST

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I'm a guy but most people think I'm a girl (I won't get into why). There's another dude in my class who started complimenting me and asking about my other classes out of the blue. Is it possible he has a crush on me, thinking I'm a girl?

CANADA / OCT 17, 2018 4:17 PM EST

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1950s rock n roll is boss.. Big Bopper sang this in 1958... "trumphater's yanking on his wanger!... he's been tugging on his weewee"! Trumphater twistin in moonlight and been pullin down his bluejeans... show his wiener to the little kids... trumphater, he's a ghetto-pedo-trash-man!!

UNITED STATES / OCT 9, 2018 1:06 AM EST

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