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I guess I'll have to rivet Soh's GIANT ENCEPHALITIC HEAD to her body so they can't remove it.

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2019 1:15 AM EST

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I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 7:10 AM EST

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30,000 years ago, the mother LOSER was the queen of all the farting body lickers of space. All the beautiful long-necked women, the big soft tits, the romantic air of leathery silk draped on the large cheeks and lips, the throaty mocking birdsong was hers. She was a tribute to Aphrodite, the goddess of the belly, which is why she was so much the horniest of the gods.

UNITED STATES / DEC 2, 2019 1:34 PM EST

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Annnd, as a lil tip.. combine your body lotion/creme with a few drop of you le oil of choice! Mix it together well and, viola! The best of the best body lotion you can find! Apply on clean damp skin allow to penetrate and only then, after fully absorbed, put on yer pajamas, ready fer bed.. 💋

UNITED STATES / DEC 1, 2019 10:01 PM EST

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I saw an extremely sexy 10 year old girl riding home from school on her scooter. She had lovely olive skin, large lips, green eyes, and let down brown hair. She was wearing a white and pink flowery dress and pink flip flops. I told her that she wasn't riding her scooter correctly. I stood closely behind her and she pushed her body against my dick: instant boner! I took her to my apartment and...

UNITED STATES / NOV 29, 2019 8:28 AM EST

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Everybody sing along....THIS LAND LAND IS MY LAND, THIS LAND IS MY LAND...

UNITED STATES / NOV 28, 2019 5:20 PM EST

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I have the head, body, and mind of a pig. When my head moves I moan as a pig does. I cannot see you, so we cannot communicate. But I can feel your pleasure. I want more. I crave your cоck. But you are holding me, impaled on your cоck, and I am entirely helpless. I don't want to be dominated by a pig, but your cоck is so big, and thick.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 10:00 PM EST

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*MOOT!* I have the body of a pig *MOOT!* I have the body of a pig *MOOT!* I have the body of a pig

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 7:56 PM EST

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My period smells great. But you are not so lucky. It smells bad, bad, very bad. Your vagіnal flora is gone. All your vagіnal flora is gone. It's been eaten away by yeast and bacteria. It is like an animal has taken over your body.If you don't take some steps, this can become a very painful, unpleasant experience. You can get an infection, you can get it in a place you don't know about, you can get it in a place you should never have it.

UNITED STATES / NOV 27, 2019 3:00 PM EST

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Doop de doop turnip. Doop de doop body of a pig.

UNITED STATES / NOV 26, 2019 8:57 PM EST

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Body of a pig? Body of a pig.

UNITED STATES / NOV 25, 2019 8:59 AM EST

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My bowels are exploding with excrement. My toilet is right next to the railing and it makes me pretty uncomfortable to go to the bathroom. It also appears that my fecal matter is micturating. Apparently I ate more than a gallon of beef jerky. Two people are at my door, holding chainsaws and shovels. I will be dead by morning and before you know it, I will have crapped in a body bag. No pain...No memory...No soul...No goodbye.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 12:43 PM EST

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l have the body of a pig. I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG.

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 6:41 PM EST

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Do you interpret the statement 'I have the body of a pig' to mean that my own body is that of a pig, or that I am someone in possession of a pig's body, perhaps kept in storage somewhere?

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 3:50 PM EST

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I have the body of a.......I have the body of a.......I have the body of a PIIIIIIIIG!!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 23, 2019 2:49 PM EST

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I have the body of a pig, I have the body of a PIG, I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!

UNITED STATES / NOV 22, 2019 11:31 PM EST

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Most women believe men make more sperm. Women usually only need 1 or 2 million sperm cells to fertilize an egg. This means most women will not need to produce sperm at all, instead relying on a donor to impregnate their bodies. This can be confusing, since the term "sperm" is a generic term for sperm in general. Men and women do not have a reproductive system that is completely different from one another. Both make most of the body's hormones and produce eggs, sperm, and other components.

UNITED STATES / NOV 15, 2019 2:29 PM EST

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Making an omelette is simple! 1. Cut off Soh's head and remove the eyeballs. 2. Place eyeballs in a bag and stuff them into Soh's body cavity. 3. Wrap a piece of bacon around Soh's body and put it in the oven at 225 degrees for 8-10 minutes. 4. When ready, remove the eyes and bacon from Soh and serve. 6. Bake Soh at 375 degrees for another 3-4 minutes. 7. Eat, I guess. I'm not really sure why I haven't had an omelet yet.

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 1:39 AM EST

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Is anybody sickened by the crybaby below?

UNITED STATES / NOV 11, 2019 1:07 PM EST

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I obviously have no access to the ips on JC. However, in the past there was someone who posted vile things about Italy's family here on GP. It wasn't a proxy and it came from a totally different area from where Uni is from. It came from an area where I know a different GP poster is from. This makes me draw the conclusion that Uni is not the poster from JC. I, and everybody else, can never be 100% sure, but for me, this is enough. Israel ( ID-11 ) ISRAEL/Oct 02, 2019 07:58 PM

UNITED STATES / NOV 10, 2019 12:38 PM EST

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