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I saw an obvious tranny buying some tampons at the drugstore tonight. now where do you suppose he stuffed those tampons when he got home?

UNITED STATES / DEC 10, 2019 4:17 AM EST

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Who's buying lunch today?

UNITED STATES / DEC 4, 2019 10:30 AM EST

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1. Take a cockroach 2. Wait two days 3. Take it home and fuсk it 4. Buy some weed 5. Then wait another two days 6. Take it home and fuсk it again 7. Just the rear end 8. Wait two more days 9. Take it home and fuсk it 10. Repeat. This suсks, don't fuсk that cockroach

UNITED STATES / DEC 3, 2019 9:49 PM EST

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Anyswaaaay, moot! Moot!! Is there anything better than Tropicana red grapefruit juice in the morning? Love it! Annnnd gonna buy a Sprite today. Equally gorgeous in a completely different way..

UNITED STATES / NOV 30, 2019 6:13 AM EST

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A day in the life of a European: Wake at noon. Two eclairs and a cigarette for breakfast. Go and collect pension. Two bottles of wine and some snails for lunch. Buy heroin and ecstacy. Shoot heroin, more cigarettes. Bottle of vodka and horsemeat for dinner. Ecstacy and nightclub.

UNITED STATES / NOV 19, 2019 2:50 PM EST

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I'm going to eat you Soh. You're going to taste me, and you're going to feel me. So I'm going to bite you, and you're going to taste me, and you're going to feel me. You're just going to feel me, in the way that you don't feel the taste of the things you buy. If you're really careful you can eat all of it without noticing anything at all, but if you don't take your time and try to get the full effect, you'll be hungry..

UNITED STATES / NOV 14, 2019 10:03 PM EST

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Trump fined $2 million for his crooked fraudulent “charity” that he used as a slush fund to bigly pay off whores and buy crap like paintings of his fugly self.

CANADA / NOV 7, 2019 4:16 PM EST

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In these troubled times, I like to put my hand over the kidney in my heart, stare at the moon of Mars contemplating how the wheel is older than the wall, the great things Frederick Douglass is doing & just being thankful I have ID to buy cereal & I don’t have windmill cancer.

UNITED STATES / OCT 29, 2019 12:12 PM EST

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Mighty Leaf was purchased by Peet’s Coffee. There was a time, few years back, when I’d frequent Might Leaf’s website. Used to buy their Hojicha by the lb. their Orange Dulce as well... I think. Can’t remember if by the lb or their whole leaf tea satchets.. Anyway, things have certainly changed w Mighty Leaf. Can find them at Peet’s Voffee these days. Orange Dulce is now called Orange Blossom, but it’s the same as I remember.. stunning.

UNITED STATES / SEP 29, 2019 8:52 PM EST

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Don't buy White House spin — at this point Congress must salvage integrity of US presidency!

UNITED STATES / SEP 26, 2019 5:54 PM EST

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I’m looking for some travel advice. I’m planning a trip to Enna, Scilly and I want to buy some paintings of prepubescent boys being raped. Does anyone know any local artists who paint such subjects?

SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC / SEP 15, 2019 6:48 AM EST

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Omg my gf is letting me buy funko pops!

UNITED STATES / SEP 12, 2019 3:26 PM EST

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Justcurio News Network: The Apple Event held at the Steve Jobs Theatre in Cupertino, California today introduced consumers to the new iPhone models, the new iPadOS for the new iPad models, and Arcade, a new feature that will involve gaming on all of ’s innovative devices. What are your thoughts on Apple’s newest releases for this year? Will you support them by buying their latest devices?

UNITED STATES / SEP 10, 2019 1:49 PM EST

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What's the difference between airpoints air dollars and flybuys.

UNITED STATES / SEP 4, 2019 9:23 PM EST

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You might as well put the defibrillator back in the ambulance because there's no way I'm performing CPR on this smelly nіgger cunt. Let's get the guerney out, take his carcus straight down the morgue, and get an earlier lunch. We better buy some air freshner on the way back because this dirty nіgger is going to stink the van out.

UNITED STATES / SEP 2, 2019 10:22 AM EST

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Instead of buying silk fabric this Fall why not give your silk money to a homeless person pimping child prostitutes to fund their crack habit? It's much better to screw a sexy 7 year old girl than to buy silk anyway

UNITED STATES / SEP 1, 2019 8:56 PM EST

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Does Donald Trump really have enough fuсk you money to buy off Greenland from Denmark?

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2019 11:07 PM EST

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If your 70 year old neighbor started ranting about buying Greenland, being the second coming, the king of Israel and “the chosen one”, you’d never let your kids near his house... instead, we made him president. 🤦‍♂️

UNITED STATES / AUG 23, 2019 10:07 AM EST

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Justcurio News Network: Donald Trump is now throwing a serious bitchfit over Denmark telling him 'no' to buying Greenland. Is this the type of crap you get by voting in a spoiled brat for president?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2019 6:44 PM EST

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What was the point of Article 25 if it wasn't to protect against Presidents who think they're the King of the Jews, the second coming, the chosen one and want to buy Greenland? What other signs do they need?

UNITED STATES / AUG 21, 2019 2:26 PM EST

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