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Hey soh... call me Eros, god of love.

UNITED STATES / MAY 27, 2017 11:42 PM EST

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I go by many names. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call me Photoshop. Others call me Trenu, the boiler...Some call me Marjorie Keek. Others call me Captain Margaret. Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAY 26, 2017 10:57 AM EST

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I killed my daughter's kitten because she was 15 minutes late coming home from curfew. She has threatened to run away and call the cops. What's the best way to prevent going to jail?

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 2:01 AM EST

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Hey fatso, should I call you by your first name or do you prefer Miss. Boomba-latty?

UNITED STATES / MAY 25, 2017 4:04 PM EST

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I want to go to my friend's house but he just got a 4-foot 170-pound guard dog that attacks anything that walks onto his yard. I'm only 8 and I don't have a phone so I can't call to tell my friend to get the dog out of my way. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAY 21, 2017 12:32 PM EST

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There's this boy who likes me, but i'm not attracted to him physically, but his personality and the way he acts is attractive to me. We have a lot of stuff in common and we have had long text conversations that have lasted hours about stars and some of our stupid family members. I kinda want to get in a relationship with him, but how?

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 11:39 PM EST

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What would be a suitable death for this idiot commonly called President Trump?

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 1:29 PM EST

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UNITED STATES/May 16, 2017 03:10 PM Posted by ........ Soh I took the first Saturday off last week for the first time... ever. But I wasn't sick. Come to fink of it, can't remember the last time I physically sick. Am ƒucking Super Man.

UNITED STATES / MAY 16, 2017 6:52 PM EST

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The woman in the local cancer charity shop has just called me an inconsiderate bastard for smoking outside her window. I told her to fuсk off, If it wasn't for people like me she'd be out of a job. Dopey fuсking witch

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 11:22 AM EST

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So theres this girl and i almost rebounded her a few months ago. I acted irrational and basically bullied her and now her parents hate me. Now flash forward when everything is cooled down and set, her parents hate me as a habit now. But i really like her, and we're on better terms, and i think she likes me. But our parents still hate the other's kid (her parents hate me, my parents hate her, but less intensely. Theyre not the problem) what do i do?

UNITED STATES / MAY 14, 2017 10:51 PM EST

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It gets in your eyes... it's making you cry.. don't know what to do, don't know what to do.. You're looking for love, calling heaven above... send me an angel...

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 10:54 PM EST

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my girlfriend was giving me a bIowjob. All of a sudden she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?"

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 6:09 PM EST

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Do you automatically lose at hide and seek if you cannot find yourself?

UNITED STATES / MAY 9, 2017 6:55 PM EST

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Thinking I'll call you FFC aka Fat Fake Canadian... what do ha fink? 🤗 I like..

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 9:26 PM EST

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Do you think calling Donald Trump a piece of shіt is an insult to shіt?

UNITED STATES / MAY 7, 2017 6:10 PM EST

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We are already paying jizya tax to muslims it is called WELFARE.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 6:25 PM EST

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IF YOUR OBESE DAUGHTER CAME HOME WITH A BLACK BABY, WOULD YOU CALL HER A NlGGER LOVER?

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 5:05 AM EST

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If your obese white daughter comes home with a black baby. Would you call her a coal burner?

UNITED STATES / MAY 5, 2017 5:14 PM EST

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It seems as if we're circling for very different reasons.. but one day the eagle has to land. Outback past the fountain, out left by the station... I start the day in the usual way. Then think, well why not, and stop for a coffee... and begin to recall things that you say.

UNITED STATES / MAY 4, 2017 10:17 PM EST

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I'm callin' from Springfeel...

UNITED STATES / MAY 2, 2017 8:15 PM EST

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