What's the space between your nose and your top lip called, and why do Russians have such large ones?
/ JUL 28, 2010 12:48 PM EST
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Last night I watched a film called LOLITA, boy, that young girl who played the part of a 14yr old was HOT HOT HOT.
THE UNITED STATES / JUL 27, 2010 5:13 PM EST
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A BBW friend of mine just called me up with a horrible story. She just went through the drive through at a brand-new Burger King in her town. When she pulled up to receive her meal, the girl working gawked at her for several seconds, mouth open wide in shock, and when my friend pulled away, she shouted "Hey, look at that fat bitch" and apparently several other employees looked at her and started laughing. She called me in tears about the incident, and I wish I could have done something for her. The thing about it is, my friend isn't all that fat. She is tall and curvy and possibly 300 pounds at the very most.
/ JUL 20, 2010 11:23 PM EST
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darlinx! i bought a new book today.... i can't wait to read it! :) it's called the nature of monsters, and the reviews are good... :D
THE UNITED STATES / JUL 12, 2010 7:57 PM EST
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i called my sister... i think tomorrow, i'll go to union square... it's been awhile. :)
THE UNITED STATES / JUL 10, 2010 9:42 PM EST
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the very last music song that i am playing right now for today is called " The trial of elisabeth clarke by witchsorrow "
/ JUL 7, 2010 9:41 AM EST
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Granny: "When I was little, we didn't have fancy ketchup. We just had ketchup. We used to make it out in the back out of opossum tails. Only we just called it blood."
/ JUN 27, 2010 1:49 PM EST
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At my company, when a colleague does something great Iike secures a new account, exceeds a goal, everyone is called to the lobby. They announce what she did, and she has to dance in front of everyone. I've been with the company for 3 months, and I have been forced to dance 3 times. Let me take an afternoon off, get me a Starbucks gift card, or just give me a note. This forced dancing is encouraging me aim for mediocrity. How can I let them know that humiliation is not a valid form of employee recognition?
/ JUN 25, 2010 9:45 AM EST
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i hate being single, i watch my mate have sex with my sister and i creid the whole time. they laughed and called me names.i want to die
THE UNITED KINGDOM / JUN 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST
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What would you expect to do at a site called Puzlo?
/ JUN 16, 2010 7:29 AM EST
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I was beating the ever-loving sh*t out of my ole lady when my mom called, just to toy with her I mentioned how her future daughter-in-law was knocking on heavens door and I was about to put a cleaver through the bitches head. For the next hour I got a lecture on "who did I expect to do the dishes?"
GERMANY / JUN 14, 2010 2:54 PM EST
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I was tenderizing a few steaks when my conservative grandmother called. I thought I'd be clever and say something about beating my meat because I didn't think she'd understand it. I spent the next half hour in a lecture discussing my sinful nature.
/ JUN 14, 2010 2:34 PM EST
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Conspiracy theories: Either three weeks after his death, or three weeks before he was assassinated in the US, in Dallas, JFK issued an immigration law which called for office. By the interests of Hawaii, speculating on where Obama was not born in and of itself, is clear- Obama was not possess Obama's long form birth certificate. Did JFK's law make it OK for people born in foriegn countries to be president?
/ JUN 12, 2010 1:07 PM EST
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One year ago on JC: A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
THE UNITED STATES / JUN 11, 2010 7:13 AM EST
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youtube.com hermanmurray-homosexualcalledmetheothernight
/ JUN 1, 2010 7:03 PM EST
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have you ever heard of the band called crack the sky ? www.youtube.com animal skins crack the sky ...(x)
/ MAY 31, 2010 8:02 PM EST
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Usually I am against burning books but I can make an exception to the rule because twilight can't really be called literature. its utter tripe! So, does anyone like burning bad books, or just books in general?
/ MAY 31, 2010 4:54 PM EST
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darlings, i'm home, and i'm starving... i just ordered pizza from iggy's... they have something called a grandma sicilian thin crust... it's got fresh mozzarella, plum tomatoes, basil, and garlic... their stuff is great. :)
THE UNITED STATES / MAY 29, 2010 8:45 PM EST
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You guys ever noticed the two thing Soh has never displayed? Homophobic statements; she NEVER says 'gay', and Racism; neither have I seen or heard racial indifference in her posts. Why is it, that you still insult her? I swear that if all Justcurians met in real life, you would NOT do any of this nonsense. We would behave in a classy manner. If it Does happen, just remember: I Called IT...
/ MAY 28, 2010 7:43 PM EST
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I remember when I saw a mouse in the bathroom when I was a kid and I called for my mom and she thought I got my period but I had already been getting it for 6 months.
/ MAY 28, 2010 7:03 PM EST
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