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What would be a suitable death for this idiot commonly called President Trump?

UNITED STATES / MAY 20, 2017 1:29 PM EST

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The woman in the local cancer charity shop has just called me an inconsiderate bastard for smoking outside her window. I told her to fuсk off, If it wasn't for people like me she'd be out of a job. Dopey fuсking witch

UNITED STATES / MAY 15, 2017 11:22 AM EST

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my girlfriend was giving me a bIowjob. All of a sudden she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?"

UNITED STATES / MAY 10, 2017 6:09 PM EST

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We are already paying jizya tax to muslims it is called WELFARE.

UNITED STATES / MAY 6, 2017 6:25 PM EST

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Why is a chilly called "chilly" when it's actually hot?

JAPAN / MAY 2, 2017 8:13 AM EST

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Today at a party. When the host's dog got on the couch, I moved it by grabbing it's collar and leading it down. A man I don't know got really angry at me and said I was abusing the dog. He said I should be ashamed of myself and called me a few names. I didn't yank it's collar. My behavior was totally consistent with the dog obedience courses I took in the 80's, but times have changed. Did I or the other guest cross the line?

UNITED STATES / APR 30, 2017 2:00 PM EST

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Why is Las Vegas called "sin city" when prostitution isn't even legal there?

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 9:15 PM EST

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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 5:23 AM EST

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I saw something very beautiful last night. It is called an auroral corona!

UNITED STATES / APR 22, 2017 5:20 PM EST

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Why are there still people who support this idiot called Trump?

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 1:34 PM EST

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I have a new perfume! It's called Estée Lauder Pleasures Aqua. Am a flower.. lerv it too much

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 9:14 PM EST

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Joke Of The Week II: A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "Saul, I have some good & bad news." Saul says " Give me the good news 1st." He says " I met with your wife and she informed me that she just invested $5k in 2 pictures that she thinks will bring at least $20 million, and I think she's right." Saul replied, "She is a brilliant businesswoman! Now the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.

UNITED STATES / APR 16, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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THOSE NAZI ĆUNTS AT GP BANNED ME BECAUSE I SAID ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE AS BAD AS TRUMP, AND THAT DUTCH DYKE CALLED ME OUT ON IT, SAYING "THAT'S RACIST!" WHITE EUROTRASH NlGGER LOVING SLUT.

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2017 5:45 AM EST

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My best friend found out his mom was cheating on his dad and his dad called her out on it and now he's going through a bunch of things and I don't know how to help. And what's worse is I love him and I think this might permanently scar his views on love.....

/ APR 3, 2017 1:52 AM EST

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An eight year old choirboy catches the Priest mαsturbαting in the confessional. He says "Father, what are you doing"? The Priest says "It's called mαsturbαting my child, and you will be doing it yourself very soon" "Why is that Father "? asked the Choirboy The Priest replied "Because my fućking wrist is killing me"!

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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On February 15th, Walter “Wes” Scott Jr., 65, was delivering newspapers in Charlotte, NC. He was shot and killed near Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. A black male with an extreme criminal record has been arrested for the murder. The suspect was on parole at the time. The victim was widely loved by the community. Friends say that Scott was worried about how dangerous the neighborhood had become. The shooting is being called totally random.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:37 PM EST

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This is a Public Service Announcement from The King Of Misanthropes: To those who get offended easily by dark, racist, or sexual jokes, NlGGER CUNT!!! These jokes are exactly what they're called:JOKES!!! They're not serious! No one's gonna put a baby in a blender or run over a black man! Back in my day, we called people like you NlGGER CUNTS! Oh, were you offended by that?! NlG, NlG, NlGGER CUNT!!!!!!! Grow a Goddamn pair!

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 3:09 PM EST

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The reports of the so-called "Death Star" are fake news. Yes, 2 billion people died on Alderaan, and that's a tragedy, but the real crime is that someone in the Galactic Senate is leaking documents to the Rebels. Why isn't anyone covering this?

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 5:05 PM EST

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I found my favorite childhood story book on line last last night, and almost cried when I recognized the cover!! It's called Dorrie and The Blue Witch, and I treasured it when I was a tot.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 12:17 PM EST

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Oh, my gracious!! I forgot to tell you! I've been eyeing this dressing gown/robe on BHLDN called a midsummer robe... Well, it went on sale, and it arrived this afternoon!! Annnd it's everything it's shown in the picture.. it should fit once I'm back down to my 120-122 weight... I can not wait. That's why I snagged the yogurt and not real sweets at the grocery store. ☺️

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 11:42 PM EST

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