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My cat has binders full of women.

UNITED STATES / APR 26, 2017 8:46 PM EST

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I have a Dell Latitude e6420. and it has an Intel HD Graphics 3000. can i increase its 32 MB dedicated VRAM to something better?

UNITED STATES / APR 25, 2017 3:26 PM EST

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My dad took my obnoxious fat sister to be circumcised yesterday. Since then she hasn't spoken, of left her room. She just stares at the wall sort of catatonic. What should we do to bring her around?

UNITED STATES / APR 20, 2017 12:18 PM EST

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Say a parent shoves their teenage child into a wall and pins the teen there before threatening to hit said teen. Note that the teen was just trying to speak their mind, but the parent is on medication for slight mental/physical problems. With this in mind, could the parent's actions officially be considered child abuse?

UNITED STATES / APR 19, 2017 6:42 PM EST

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The Sun reports factories in China now being staffed by robot slaves. Now is your chance to become a charter member Robot Slave Lives Matter. Get involved! Just leave your address and credit card details and your contribution will be memorialized with a really nifty certificate.

UNITED STATES / APR 17, 2017 12:57 PM EST

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Why does my GF keep in touch with her old BF's? We've discussed this several times and I told her it bothers me yet she keeps doing it. Today I asked her why she was communicating with her ex and she got angry.

UNITED STATES / APR 14, 2017 2:19 PM EST

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My cat is so horny right now

UNITED STATES / APR 13, 2017 4:10 AM EST

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Soh is an outrageously repugnant filcher and a ludicrous odiously suffocating cheap Internet loiterer.

UNITED STATES / APR 9, 2017 7:33 PM EST

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What if your cat sat on the mat and then you realized he had a bat?

UNITED STATES / APR 8, 2017 1:08 AM EST

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I gave my cat a little boogie to smell, and then a little earwax to smell. She enjoyed it immensely.

UNITED STATES / APR 7, 2017 11:03 PM EST

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Can a 47 yr old young looking single educated f be an lg to a dd?

UNITED STATES / APR 5, 2017 1:08 AM EST

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An eight year old choirboy catches the Priest mαsturbαting in the confessional. He says "Father, what are you doing"? The Priest says "It's called mαsturbαting my child, and you will be doing it yourself very soon" "Why is that Father "? asked the Choirboy The Priest replied "Because my fućking wrist is killing me"!

UNITED STATES / APR 3, 2017 7:31 AM EST

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What caused the interstate to catch fire?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 4:04 PM EST

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Could a human survive just on dried cat food and water?

UNITED STATES / MAR 31, 2017 7:39 AM EST

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The gooseberry, with scientific names Ribes uva-crispa (and syn. Ribes grossularia), is a species of Ribes (which also includes the currants). It is native to Europe, northwestern Africa, west, south and southeast Asia. Gooseberry bushes produce an edible fruit and are grown on both a commercial and domestic basis. The species is also sparingly naturalized in scattered locations in North America.

UNITED KINGDOM / MAR 30, 2017 5:39 PM EST

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Would you say that that cat Shaft is one big motha-fućka?

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 10:39 AM EST

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OK. I invited someone to talk online on Sunday. Monday at 2pm they sent a message about their morning of meetings. I woke up at 3pm, stayed offline until 11pm when they are meant to go to bed, then logged on but did not read the message. They logged on around 1:30am and saw that I was online, but we did not communicate. A couple hours later I read their message from 2pm. Now my question is, should I wait for them online tomorrow and say hello, or will they already be suspicious of me?

UNITED STATES / MAR 28, 2017 7:05 AM EST

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My cat don't need no education

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 7:11 PM EST

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we dont need no educatìon

UNITED STATES / MAR 27, 2017 6:58 PM EST

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On January 8th, Catherine Wicker, 81, was killed in a horrific murder in Memphis, TN. A black male tried to steal her purse, but another pedestrian helped her fight back. So the perp got in his car and rammed Wicker with. He drug her body across a parking lot, killing her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 25, 2017 5:23 PM EST

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