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I'm writing a musical with some friends. There's a gag between a few characters about having to eat their pet cat in lean times. (The basis of the joke is a wealthy character's reaction to this reality of the hard-knock life.) But I've just realised how this could sound to one of my friends who is Asian. Is it worse to assume my friend will be offended, or worse to leave the joke in?

UNITED STATES / MAR 23, 2017 5:36 AM EST

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My big fat girlfriend just farted just before I was going to go down on her. She blamed it on the dog but I know it was her....now I'm scared of suffocation. What should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 22, 2017 10:14 AM EST

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My cat will not divide us.

UNITED STATES / MAR 21, 2017 4:22 AM EST

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My cat would like to enter into a tontine, what should I do?

UNITED STATES / MAR 18, 2017 9:32 PM EST

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My cat meows when I lay on top of her to squash her.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 12:27 PM EST

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My cat meows when I grab her legs to stop her from walking away from me.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 8:00 PM EST

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Justcurio Joke of the Week Classics: What do you call pòrn that is classy and sophisticated? Assthetics.

UNITED STATES / MAR 17, 2017 4:20 PM EST

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my cat don't love me anymore... my heart is filled with tears... my cat don't love me anymore... tell me where I go from here...

UNITED STATES / MAR 16, 2017 1:50 PM EST

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How do you deal with morons? Do you tell them? Do you ignore them? Do you try to educate them?

UNITED STATES / MAR 15, 2017 12:56 PM EST

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A now-former board member of the Calgary Homeless Foundation is facing serious charges, accused of homosexually assaulting and drugging a teenage boy and attacking another young man with a knife. Robin Adair Wortman, 62, has been charged with homosexual assault and assault with a weapon, as well as two counts of communication to procure homosexual services from victims under the age of 18. Investigators said he did not have any past dealings with police.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 11:57 PM EST

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An Arlington, Va., woman allegedly falsified welfare applications to receive more than $100,000 in benefits while her husband raked in $1.5 million salary. Police say Helen Agbapuruonwu, mother of four, collected food stamps and Medicaid benefits from 2010 to 2016, while here husband, Fidelis Agbapuruonwu, was earning $1.5 million as a lawyer in Washington, D.C.

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 7:50 PM EST

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"Trump is actually on pace to hold the record for most vacations taken as President if his current pace holds. [...] He’s been in office for approximately 49 days, and has spent all or part of 15 days on vacation- about 30% of his time in office. For reference, Obama spent 7.5% of his time in office on vacation, Bush Jr, spent 18.2%, and Bill Clinton 6%." Not only incompetent, but also lazy?

UNITED STATES / MAR 13, 2017 1:40 PM EST

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What makes you so complicated?

UNITED STATES / MAR 12, 2017 7:48 AM EST

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry... New York education officials are poised to scrap a test designed to measure the reading and writing skills of people trying to become teachers, in part because an outsized percentage of black and Hispanic candidates were failing it.

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 10:51 PM EST

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My cat just took a dump

UNITED STATES / MAR 11, 2017 7:28 PM EST

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Are you ridiculously, heavenly, drowsily, over medicated?? Is that why you don't sleep well at night? Shít...

UNITED STATES / MAR 10, 2017 11:58 AM EST

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Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.

UNITED STATES / MAR 9, 2017 10:47 AM EST

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100 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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099 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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098 Go to a web site like JC, where nobody knows sh*t about the difference between Warwick and Bath. They will have googled the few things they know. Things you could have googled yourself. NOBODY HAS HEARD OF WARWICK BECAUSE ALL THE PROFESSORS THERE ARE TOO BUSY EATING CAT SHlT OUT OF THEIR SISTERS' CUNTS TO GET ANYTHING TO PUBLISHED IN A DECENT JOURNAL. GO TO BATH, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU NEED ONE ANYWAY. YOU DIRTY LITTLE NlGGER CUNT

UNITED STATES / MAR 7, 2017 3:57 PM EST

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